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Guru, The - 2002 Movie Quotes

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21100 Do you know why they call it the American Dream? Because it only happens when you're asleep. (full quote)
21100 Skip. Skrew. Happy. Got it. (full quote)
21100 1. You know, I'm sick of your fucking materialism. 2. Yeah, well I'm sick of your fucking sented oils. You smell like a Bombay hooker. (full quote)
21100 1. Can you get to the Bronx in 15 minutes? 2. I'm a cab-driver, I can get to Bombay in 15 minutes. (full quote)
36547 get comfortable in your naked costume (full quote)
36547 Im gonna meditate on that (full quote)
10929 Yoou're the one that I want. (full quote)
10929 Macarena. (full quote)
  This is Amit, he's a nerd... that's Sanjeev, he's illegal. (full quote)
  Now the rent goes down! (full quote)
  What is this? I ordered chicken tikka masala. That is chicken tikka masala sir. That is not chicken tikka masala sir. That is definately chicken tikka masala. Dude, I know chicken tikka fucking masala, and that's not it- so how 'bout you take your skinny brown ass down to the kitchen and go get me some. Yes sir, I'm sorry- dude. (full quote)
  Not long ago, a wise man told me that all people care about is sex, and money, and opera. Now, myself- I don't have any money, because I'm a swami, and swamis don't like opera... well, because you cant dance to it. So I will talk to you about sex. (full quote)
  your naked body is like a costume that you wear to be yourself. Be comfortable in your nakedness. The most powerful sexual organ God gave you is your brain. Think about it- are you thinking? (full quote)
  And like roses are meant to open- so must you. You must open your rosebud. (full quote)
  Dance is like love. Join me- follow your inner beat. (full quote)
mistervertigo Skip, screw, happy ... got it (full quote)