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Animal House - 1978 Movie Quotes


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rmdoka The tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go! (full quote)
rmdoka What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! (full quote)
rmdoka Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the Peace Corps. (full quote)
rmdoka Hey, quit your blubberin'. When I get through with this baby you won't even recognize it. (full quote)
rmdoka Flounder, you can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes! You fucked up... you trusted us! Hey, make the best of it! Maybe we can help (full quote)
rmdoka I'll tell you what. We'll tell Fred you were doing a great job taking care of his car, but you parked it out back last night and this morning... it was gone. We report it as stolen to the police. D-Day takes care of the wreck. Your brother's insurance company buys him a new car. (full quote)
rmdoka Thank you, sir! May I have another? (full quote)
rmdoka Is he bigger than me? (full quote)
rmdoka Well that would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way. (full quote)
rmdoka Cut the crap, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the varsity swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode. (full quote)
rmdoka Of course I'm talking about Delta, you TWERP! (full quote)
rmdoka We're in trouble. I just checked with the guys at the Jewish house and they said that every one of our answers on the Psych test was wrong. (full quote)
rmdoka Here are your grade point avarages. Mr. Kroger: two C's, two D's and an F. That's a 1.2. Congratulations, Kroger. You're at the top of the Delta pledge class. Mr. Dorfman? (full quote)
rmdoka 0.2... Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Mr. Hoover, president of Delta house? 1.6; four C's and an F. A fine example you set! Daniel Simpson Day... HAS no grade point average. All courses incomplete. (full quote)
rmdoka Don't write this down, but I find Milton probably as boring as you find Milton. Mrs. Milton found him boring too. He's a little bit long-winded, he doesn't translate very well into our generation, and his jokes are terrible. (full quote)
rmdoka But that doesn't relieve you of your responsibility for this material. Now I'm waiting for reports from some of you... Listen, I'm not joking. This is my job! (full quote)
rmdoka Well, well, well. Looks like somebody forgot there's a rule against alcoholic beverages in fraternities on probation! (full quote)
rmdoka Uh, I said, "What a shame that a few bad apples have to spoil a good time for everyone by breaking the rules." (full quote)
rmdoka Put a sock in it, boy, or else you'll be outta here like crap through a goose. (full quote)
rmdoka Honestly, Boon, you're 21-years old. In six months you're going to graduate, and tomorrow night you're going to wrap yourself in a bed sheet and pour grain alcohol all over your head. It's cute, but I think I'll pass this time. (full quote)
rmdoka Oh, well, usually. Unless the pledge in question turns out to be a real closet-case. (full quote)
rmdoka Look, these parades you throw are very expensive. You using my police, my sanitation people, and my Oldsmobiles free of charge. So, if you mention extortion again, I'll have your legs broken. (full quote)
rmdoka And most recently of all, a "Roman Toga Party" was held from which we have received more than two dozen reports of individual acts of perversion SO profound and disgusting that decorum prohibits listing them here. (full quote)
rmdoka Before we go any further, there's something I have to tell you. I lied to you. I've never done this before. (full quote)
rmdoka But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen! (full quote)
rmdoka There happen to be 50 people downstairs waiting to try and get into this fraternity. Otter, you are the rush chairman. I think you should be present at the rush party. (full quote)
rmdoka You're out! Finished at Faber! Expelled! I want you off this campus at nine o'clock Monday morning, and I've contacted your local draft boards and told them that you were all, all eligible for military service. (full quote)
10929 Toga! (full quote)