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| 5244 |
First, I will use you as a human shield.
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| 5267 |
Woman:Did you ever kill anyone? Man:Yeah but they were all bad.
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| zeusjuice |
OK, Suzy Homemaker, let's go.
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| zeusjuice |
what kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?
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| zeusjuice |
Harry, seconds count, buddy, ditch the bitch!
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| zeusjuice |
#1: Is there anything you'd like to tell me before we start? #2: Yeah: I'm going to kill you pretty soon.
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| zeusjuice |
Kids - 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery.
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| zeusjuice |
#1: Ask me a question I would normally lie to. #2: Are we going to die? #1: Yep!
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| 4927 |
what kind of sick bitch takes the ice cube trays?!!
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| 6041 |
She's with the guy for 30 seconds and already she's ready to bear his children.
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| 6579 |
1-what do you think I'm blind? 2-Ya well you do look like Ray Charles.
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| 2489 |
1)Have you ever killed anyone?
2)Yeah, but they were all bad.
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| 7857 |
I remeber the first time I got shot out of a canon.
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1-do you know what this is?
2-i know what this is.(1 smiles) it's an expresso machine
1-(frowns)
2-no no no it's a snowcone maker. thats what it is
1-(walks tward 1 n frowns again)
2-is it a water heater?
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1-do you know what this is?
2-i know what this is.(1 smiles) it's an expresso machine
1-(frowns)
2-no no no it's a snowcone maker. thats what it is
1-(walks tward 1 n frowns again)
2-is it a water heater?
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1-do you know what this is?
2-i know what this is. (1 smiles)it's an expresso machine.
1-(frowns)
2-no no no it's a snowcone maker.
1-(walks tward 2 n frowns again)
2- is it a water heater?
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| 8884 |
Fear is not an option.
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| 8884 |
Its called ice and it gets a little slick.
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Like one?. How about two?.
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here cool off..
(slams bad guys head into urinal)
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| ShadowDragyn |
I have no idea anything's going on, right? I come home one day, everything's gone. She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer! What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?
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women. cant live with 'em, can't kill em.
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| 10626 |
Same thing happened to me with wife two. I had no idea until I came home and the house was empty. I mean empty. She even took the ice cube trays from the fridge. What kind of person would think of that?
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| 11289 |
1. Hey, were you born in a barn?
2. whorehouse
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| 11289 |
1. They call him the sand spider.
2. Why ?
1. Probably because it sounds scary.
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| 12153 |
[About Harry's daughter.]
Gib: Do you think she's still a virgin?
Harry: Dont be ridiculous, she's only---what is she now?
Gib: She's fourteen!
Harry: She's fourteen years old!
Gib: Yeah, and her little hormones are going off like a car alarm.
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| 12153 |
Harry: Helen is having an affair.
Gib: Welcome to the club!
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| 12153 |
Would a spy pee himself?
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| 12153 |
I have to lie to women to get laid. And I don't score much. I got a really small dick, it's pathetic.
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| 12153 |
There is no us, you psychotic bitch!
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| 12153 |
[after watching her husband kill dozens of men]
Helen Tasker: I married Rambo!
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| 12153 |
Men want this car for only one reason: pussy.
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| 12876 |
what kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays from the freezer?
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| 12538 |
1 (takes a puff of a cigarette and coughs) 2)Dick-head! 1)Blow me!
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| CaseySCRM |
It's called ice and it gets a little slick!
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Harry: I'm gonna go right out the front gate. Gib: ballsy, Stupid but Balsy
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Harry: Honey, I'm home. Gib: Roger that. Randevous at the beach house
Gib:(not in the headset) Faisil! Get in here! Harry's inside.
Faisil: Yeah, yeah. I'm commin'. commin. (zips up and walks in the van. sits down and doesn't close the door.)
Gib: Were born in a barn? (Closes the door)
Faisil: Whore house
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what kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?
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Maybe she's sleepy.
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First i'm going to use you as a human shield then take the endoscopic trocar from the table and kill him with it. Then I was thinking about breaking your neck.
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stay.
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| Enginjon |
Gib:women - Can't live with 'em, Can't kill 'em
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Gil: Alright twinkletoes, whats your exit stratagy?
Harry: I'm going to walk out the front gate.
Gil: Ballsy... STUPID, but ballsy
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| 22694 |
what kind of sick bitch takes the ice cube trays from the freezer?
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| 23502 |
So your life's in the crapper, so your wife's banging a used car salesman. It's humiliating, I know, but god damnit take it like a man.
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| 24366 |
Honey...next time....duck.
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking
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| woody |
(Girl walks in wearing large helmet)
I remember the first time I was shot out of a cannon.
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| woody |
women.
Can't live with 'em.
Can't kill 'em.
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| 24366 |
Ohh....my condolences to the widow.
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| 24366 |
Okay let's go, Suzy Homemaker.
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| 24366 |
THE BRIDGE IS OUT!!
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| 24366 |
Harry, they've got a hostage......it's Dana!
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| 26002 |
But do you have any hard data?
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| 26002 |
So far, gentlemen this is not blowing my skirt up.
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| 25984 |
HARRY!!! THE BRIDGE IS OUT!!!!!
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| 25984 |
alright guys come on..harry? harry...helen?...helen?
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| 25984 |
I've been in the van for 15 years harry...
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Simon: what are we talking about here? Pussy right?
Harry: Ha ha, absolutely!
Simon: Face it, the vet...gets 'em wet.
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| 10929 |
Will you press the top floor button, please...Thank you.
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| 10929 |
I married Rambo.
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| 10929 |
You're fired!
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| 10929 |
--Can you hurry up. My horse is getting tired.
--your horse?
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AZIZ: We will bomb one major U.S. city each week! MAN: (lowers camera) Batteraziz! AZIZ: Go get some...you moron! MAN: I think I have some.....in the truck....
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I remember the first time I was shot out of a cannon.
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| 29074 |
Would a spy pee himself?!!
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| 10929 |
Sorry about this.
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| 10929 |
Sorry.
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| 10929 |
Excuse me. Excuse me.
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| 33361 |
1. I'm in...I'm up her skirt and.....
2. Just copy the goddamn files
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said a number of times: sorry
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| movieluver |
Why do I have to be in the van?
Next time you be in the van.
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| 35622 |
I'm starting to like this guy... but we still got to kill him that's a given.
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| 265 |
Woman: Have you ever killed anyone? Man: Yeah, but they were all bad.
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Helicopter surveillance pilot: Yea, her head is definitely in the guy's lap. Yahoo.
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| 32106 |
Yup...she's got her head in the guys lap all right... yahoo.
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Blow Me
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| beekers |
Would a spy piss himself?
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| 33944 |
I married Rambo!!
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| 33944 |
You're damaged goods, lady
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| 33944 |
1/ You're new on Harry's team, aren't you?
2/ Yes sir
1/ So exactly what makes you think that the slack I cut Harry in any way relates to you?
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| 33944 |
1/ Say something!!!
2/ Thats a really nice horse you have there
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| 33944 |
SUBTITLE: where's the john?... I need to take a leak (perfect arabic)
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| 33944 |
1/ Mrs Tasker, have you ever cheated on your husband?
2/ No
1/ So you've never slept with another man?
2/ No... look... If you're gunna ask every question twice, we're gunna be here a *really* long time
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| C5Vette |
what can I say Harry, the Vette gets 'em wet.
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| 44957 |
1.)Did you ever kill anyone? 2.) Yes but they were all bad.
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she's got an ass like a 10 year old boy
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what kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?
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women, Can't live with them, Can't kill'em
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when you get their pilot lit they can suck-start a leaf blower
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| critic_2000 |
1: and your codename will be
2: [hopeful] Natasha?
1: no. Boris
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