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Bad Boys - 1995 Movie Quotes


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2946 Now back up, put the gun down and give me a packet of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious. (full quote)
4063 You know, you drive slow enough to drive Miss Daisy. (full quote)
4546 ...And some Skittles. (full quote)
4623 You're always talking about quality time baby, and right now I got the time, and you damn sure got the quality. (full quote)
  Did you hear what I said! I heard what I said, because I was standing there when I said it! I told you to secure a witness. Not to shoot up a neighborhood, not to do another dead body. Just get the dope back and do it quietly. (full quote)
  Now lets hear one of the jokes bitch (full quote)
1950 This is just a big shiny dick, and we the balls just dragging the fuck along. (full quote)
5553 And some skittles! (full quote)
  Damn Man, watch where u swingin a dead leg! (full quote)
6020 It's not my fault I just hang out with stupid ass friends, who drive stupid ass cars, that attract alot of mutherfuckin' attention (full quote)
6020 My shit always works sometimes (full quote)
6020 Damn man, what are you weighin' like 350, I bet you a big poppy chicken eattin' mutha fucka ain't ya (full quote)
6051 From now on that is how you drive!! (full quote)
6051 I bet your one of those Popeye Chicken eatin' mother fuckers. (full quote)
5616 Marcus:Mike, man...go downstairs and have a coke and a smile, please.Mike:Ok...ya'll want something?Marcus:Birng me coke Mike! (full quote)
6108 ok i don't know everything about everything i just know a little bit about a little bit. theres 3 guys they got a lab.(click)no.no theres 2 guys one died on a plane crash last year i fucked up (click). no theres 1 guy just 1 guy this guy's an instine mother fucken genusis fucken collage boymother fucker got four eyes and glasses mother fucker he got a rich mummy and daddy who live on coconut grove. (full quote)
  If I get killed I'm fucking you up. (full quote)
  It's about you lack of respect for other peoples property. (full quote)
6631 Mike: We might as well go back. Marcus: What?! And take a trip all the way down to high society for nothin'? That's why they got windows for. We can peek in. Mike: Yeah, you're right. Oh!!! Marcus: What happened? Mike: I tripped! Marcus: The door just opened for you like that? Mike: Right after I tripped. Marcus: I guess they want us to come in, take a peek. Mike: Heelllooooooo!! Marcus: We're your new neighbors. Mike: Don't be alarmed; we're negroes. Marcus: Naw, man, naw! That's too much bass in your voice. That scares White folks. You got to sound like them. (Nerdy voice)We were wondering if we could borrow some brown sugar? Sniff, Sniff. You fart? Mike: Naw, man. Mike & Marcus: Dead guy. Mike: Aw man! Alright let me take a stab at this one. He sells the ventilation plans to the bad guys. He gets rich, but he gets dead. Marcus: You right about that. Uh, I'ma call homicide. Mike: Yo, wait, why you always get like that when we around a dead body? Marcus: I don't know it's just the ...(gags) Mike: Will you just look around? Please? Marcus: (Gags)The smell and...the fumes...it's just unexpected, that's all. Mike: Looks like our man here was a bit much of a gambler. We got Dog Track, Hai Alai, probably needed money to pay off his debts. Marcus: Bookie. Mike: Whoops, sorry. Marcus: Damn man! Watch where you swingin' a dead leg!! Mike: My bad! Marcus: Damn this! I'm callin' homicide. I'm a Narcotics cop. Sniff, Sniff. Oh, dead bodies...dead ends. Maggots and... Mike: You alright, man? Marcus: A little...nauseous... I'ma...(gags)...I'm gonna...(gags)...oooohh...(gags) Mike: Hey, what you say we grab a couple of burritos? (full quote)
5422 You forgot your boarding pass! (full quote)
5422 What are you going home to your wife for? You got shot in the leg, your dick probably don't work (full quote)
5422 I bet when your punk ass woke up this morning you didn't think by 5 o'clock you'd have a hole in your leg. (full quote)
1980 So let your cousin bring back the shit so we all can get some sleep (full quote)
1980 you let dogs in my house? (full quote)
  girl:Who's the guy in all the pics?...Martin:in what,oh u know what?,i 4got they were even here,that's my partner,Marcus Burnett...girl:oh,i've never seen anything like this b4...Martin:well,i know how it may throw u a little bit but see it's a cop thing,these pics are up in here 4 everytime he saved my life,it's the same thing 4 him,u go back to his place,ain't nothin' but pics of me,Mike Lowrey,cuz it's like a shrine,just a,just a reminder...girl:cuz i mean when i saw it,was like the whole wall, so i thought maybe they were pics of ur lover...Martin:of what?...girl:u know i thought that u were u know GAY...Martin:that i was gay,no no no no no baby...girl:no but i didn't mean 2 offend u,it's like okay to be a homosexual MIke...Martin:No y-y-you not listenin',it's not registerin',believe me,did u sleep in the bed...girl:ya...Martin:didn't u feel the dents,ya the dents comes from all of that..... (full quote)
  guy: -i blow u and then i blow u (martin Lawrence)-Blow me,what the FUCK?,no,hump me,that's all right guy:i'm from the midle east,i killed b4,i kill again (Martin)-Fuck me plz,no hold on,hump me....Look,don't u see the fuckn' emotion i'm goin' through,this means this shit is serious,okay it means me and this motherfucker are not vibin' right now (full quote)
7815 TELL HIM SOMETHING JOE! (full quote)
  freeZE MOTHERBITCHES!!!!! (full quote)
8330 Why am i confusing my own shit?! (full quote)
8330 Why am i tripping on shit i know is there?! (full quote)
  listen I Aint no Wesley Snipes... (full quote)
8625 (Marus)Wesley Snipes, Passenger 57..... (Mike)Now lets here one of those jokes bitch...... (full quote)
8556 (1)Until then, until then, you are Mike Lowery, you be him, that's what you are, you're him! (2)But I--- (1) You're him, I don't wanna hear it, you're him! And you, you're you, you be you, but not in front of her. You're him, you're you (full quote)
8556 (1)What the hell are you doin'? (2) Keepin' my shit quick. (1) Oh, I see. You aren't gettin any at home, so you got a lot of extra energy. Go ahead, burn it off. (full quote)
8556 (1)Hello? We're your new neighbors. Don't be alarmed, we're negros. (2) Naw man, you use too much bass in your voice. That scares white folks. you got to sound more like them. (In high pitched voice) We were wondering if we could borrow a cup of brown sugar. (full quote)
8556 Jesus! Could you use a smaller gun? You got blood on me again! (full quote)
8556 Come on, baby, you know I'm a better cop when I get some in the morning! (full quote)
8556 (1)You freeze, bitch (2) Oh shit, I'm fucked. (1) Now back up, put the gun down and give me a packet of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious. (3) And some Skittles. (full quote)
8556 (1)You mean, y'all paid, what, $80,000 for this car and you ain't got no damn cup holder?! (2) It's $105,000 and this happens to be one of the fastest production cars on the planet. Zero to sixty in four seconds, sweetie. Limited edition (1) You damn right it's limited! No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the fuck along. (full quote)
8556 (1)I don't eat flesh (2) Say what? (1) That's flesh that you're shoveling into your mouth. You know, that was, like, a living, breathing creature. You know, it probably had a name. (2) It's just bologna. My bologna has a first name. (full quote)
  you damn right its limited. no cup holders, no back seat, this thing is just a shiny dick with two chairs in it, i guess we the balls just draggin the fuck along (full quote)
  Man, you betta sit yo lanky ass down. Bottom line...I will knock you the fuck out. (full quote)
  whattya mean??, you slept in my bed, didnt you feel the dents???, Baby you dont want that, you dont want that, cause when I come, I COME WITH THE THUNDER!!. (full quote)
  Oh you the man tonight Mike, you hijack an ice cream truck, that's a damn bomb. (full quote)
  1. Are there going to be any more hysterical half naked women coming around here tonight I should know about? 2. Yvette was naked? You threw Yvette out naked? (full quote)
  1. I'm here to kill my husband Marcus Burnette 2. Would that be the tall one or the short one? (full quote)
  Don't kiss me Mike, I don't know where your lips were last night. (full quote)
  sit yo lanky ass down or i will knock you the fuck out (full quote)
  [singing] I want to be, I want to be LIKE MIKE!! (full quote)
  1. Everybody wants to be like Mike. 2. Yeah, and you're going to be retired like him too. (full quote)
  I wanna meet the man that beat your ass, I wanna meet the man that kicked Shaft's ass (full quote)
  I'm Mike LOWrey (full quote)
  Bottom line...i will knock u the fuck out. (full quote)
  Marcus: Can you stay focused? Mike: what are you talking about? I am focused. Marcus: Yeah, Focused on all the scattered ass in here. (full quote)
  next time learn how to work the saftey with your punk ass (full quote)
  next time learn how to work the saftey with your punk ass (full quote)
  Been takin viagra.. pop 1, pop 2, been eatin dem like skittles! (full quote)
  Been takin viagra.. pop 1, pop 2, been eatin dem like skittles! (full quote)
  Lowery: Its a Limted addition Burnett: You damn right its limited. No cup holder. No back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls the just draggin the fuck along! (full quote)
  Give me a name, GIVE ME A GODDAMN NAME!!! (full quote)
  ~DON’T BE ALARMED.. WeRe NiGrOs.. NaR ManN, u GoT 2 mUcH bAsE iN yA vOiCe… We WeRe WoNdErInG iF wE cOuLd BoRo SuM BrOwN sUgAr (full quote)
8556 This is bad. No, let me call it what is. This is fucked up! (full quote)
8556 Do you see the fuckin emotion on my face? That means this shit is serious! That means me and this motherfucker's not vibin' right now! (full quote)
8556 I don't know why you runnin' to your wife. You got shot in the leg, your dick probably don't work! (full quote)
8556 (1)You know, I'm so sick of this bullshit! Am I supposed to apologize for my family leaving me money? All I ever wanted to do was be a cop. I go out there and take it to the max everyday. I'm the first one there, and the last one to leave, so you know what, fuck you, and fuck them, and fuck everybody that's got a problem with Mike Lowery. (2) I love you, man. (1) Fuck you! (2) I do. (1) Shut up, you slowass driver. You drive like a bitch! (2) Why I gotta be all that? Tell you what, I'll drive off this fuckin cliff if you keep fuckin with me. Then it'll be two bitches in the sea. My wife knows I'm no bitch. I'm a bad boy! (full quote)
8556 (1)Oh, man, that was cold! (2)Yeah, so was your mama's bed. (full quote)
8920 you forgot your boarding pass (full quote)
9481 This is bad. No, let me call it what it is. This is FUCKED up! (full quote)
9714 You forgot your boardin pass (full quote)
9915 marcus: Crazy evette stalking me mike: you through crazy evette out naked marcus: titties hanging out a little (full quote)
10053 You got shot in your leg, your dick probably don't work (full quote)
10053 I woke up this morning. I had a power ranger up my ass (full quote)
10053 Don't be alarmed, we're negros (full quote)
circelli17 You drive almost slow enough to drive Ms. Daisy (full quote)
10929 Go downstairs and have a Coke and smile. (full quote)
10929 You forgot your boarding pass! (full quote)
11288 I take it to the max everyday. I'm the first one through the door and I'm always the last to leave at night. So f*ck you, f*ck them and f*ck anybody whos got a problem with Mike Lowrey (full quote)
11288 mike:I haven't killed anybody today captain cap: do you wamt me to tell at you coz I can do that! (full quote)
11288 f*ck that! i'm just dealing with you. That was a cop that threw that little party at the Biltmore (full quote)
11288 you see me i got my shirt off, you see mike he half butt-naked. then you see the white girl. You think we havin a big muthaf*ckin orgy but it aint like that baby it aint like that! (full quote)
11288 your on your own jojo. I dont wanna get no brain fragments on me. That stuff gets in your clothes and it stinks! (full quote)
11288 guy with gun: got an itch? i'll scratch it for you julie: scratch this! guy with gun: i'll scratch whatever you want me to you blue-eyed bitch julie: did you go to college? (full quote)
11288 so Julie what have you been doing lately, not much just spending time handcuffed to steering wheels (full quote)
11288 marcus: you said you wanted some quality time. I got the time and you damn sure got the quality, come on theresa: you no what marcus I cant remember tha last time we fell asleep together marcus: come on baby its my job, you know i'm a better cop when I get some in the morning theresa: well your gonna have to keep it in you pants coz i hear three little burnettes coming down the hall marcus: thats cold! you just gonna leave me hear like a humping dog (full quote)
11288 how the hell you gonna leave my ass in a gunfight to go get the car?!! (full quote)
11288 marcus: you want some? julie: no thanks I dont eat flesh marcus: what? julie: thats flesh that your shoveling into your mouth, it probably had a name marcus: its just baloney, my baloney had a first name? julie: actually it probably had about a million names, you know they take all different parts like the leftovers. The hoofs the ears they put it into this machine grind it all up and out comes this big sheet marcus: what about a pickle, can I have a pickle? julie: yeah its gat alot of salt in it but it is a vegetable (full quote)
11288 I had a little run in with your friend action jackson over here but i'm o.k (full quote)
Northboarder You want badges, I've got badggggesss... (full quote)
11654 1: it's 105,000 and it's one of the fastest production models ever made, limited edition. 2: you damn right it's limited, 105,000 dollars and it aint got no damn cup holders. (full quote)
11713 You damn right it's limited. No cup holder, no back seat. It's a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls, just draggin' the fuck along. (full quote)
12452 1)dont be alarmed, we're negroes 2) no you use too much base in your voice. We were wondering if we could borrow some brown sugar? (full quote)
12452 1)you know who you're talkin to? thats king ding-a-ling. why dont u whip it out for her big boy. 2)yeah right on your forehead. (full quote)
12470 Now back up, put the gun down, and gimme a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious. And some skittles. (full quote)
12470 Now back up, put the gun down, and gimme a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious. And some skittles. (full quote)
12470 1. Now back up, put the gun down, and gimme a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious. 2. And some skittles. (full quote)
12780 what can I say? Shit happens. It's a shitty day! (full quote)
12780 Oh, I forgot! The bad guys know where you live... which means they're commin' for your ass! Good luck! (full quote)
jymcnair 1) Freeze, Bitch! 2) No, YOU Freeze, Bitch! ... Now, back up. Put down the gun. And give me some tropical fruit bubblicious. 3) And some skittles! (full quote)
19404 If I get killed... I'm fuckin you up... (full quote)
19412 you damn right it's limited... no cup holders, no backseat. Just a big shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls, just draggin the fuck along. (full quote)
19412 1) You're just, not what I expected. 2) Well, I didn't expect to walk into Yankee Stadium, neither. (full quote)
19412 Badges? You want badges? I give you badges, motherbitches! (full quote)
19412 Screw you, that's illegal! (full quote)
20170 If you dont sit your lanky ass down...bottom line, I will nock you the fuck out. (full quote)
20579 This morning I woke up with a power ranger stuck up my ass. (full quote)
Gary Gnu Yeah, I hate it when a bitch lets herself slide. (full quote)
22325 1)what is Marcus' wife like? 2)I don't know... like a wife. (full quote)
22328 1)you have the right to remain silent... anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law... 2)yo man, what you doin? 1)I'm just gettin it out tha way (full quote)
22328 Mike! Please... Go downstairs, have yourself a Coke and a smile. (full quote)
22328 I bet when yo punk-ass woke up this morning, you didn't think about 5 o'clock you'ld have a hole in yo leg... (full quote)
Lightning_Worms22967 Marcus: Where's your cup holders? Mike: Ain't Got None! Marcus: $100,000 for this car and you ain't got no cupholders!? Mike:(interupts) $105,000 and is a limited addition. Marcus: Damn right it's limited! No Damn cupholders! No backseat! Just a dick with two chairs in it and we're the balls just draggin' the fuck along! (full quote)
24505 Don't be alarmed - we're negroes. (full quote)
24986 Jojo...! Aw c'mon Jojo! Don't make this hard, Jojo! (full quote)
24986 1) Is just that...you're not anything I expected. 2) Yeah well I didn't expect to walk into the Yankee stadium either! (full quote)
24986 1) Hey, don't be telling my sons about your sleazy sex stories... 2)Uh nah, I only tell your husband my sleazy sex stories. (full quote)
24986 1) MOM! I thought you said daddy was in Cleveland! 2) No sweetie, your daddy wishes he was in Cleveland. (full quote)
31851 dontbe alarmed were negros nah nah nah datll scare white folks like dis um we was wounderin if we could borrow some brown sugar (full quote)
33501 You, you be him ,and you you're still you but not in front of her. (full quote)
33501 ...you like a magnet for random gunfire. (full quote)
33501 ...it's me I'm callin' in a favor, I need S.W.A.T. team, helicopters, we're callin' all cars baby, only I don't know where I need 'em. (full quote)
  From now on, that's how you drive! (full quote)
  From now on, You're him! He's you! (full quote)
  Don't be alarmed, we're negros... Can I borrow some brown sugar (full quote)
  freeze you mother bitches (full quote)
  Burnett:If you were a real partner instead of no-backup,hot-doggin',car-chasing,skirt-sniffin' motherfucker,I would be gettin' down to business with my wife instead of stuck in this situation. Lowrey:Yeah. Thanks for the get-well card. (full quote)
  Your dam right its limited. No cup holder, No back seat, just a shiney dick with to chairs in it. Guess we're the balls just dragging the fuck along. (full quote)
  1)Its ok we're negros 2) no man you got too much base in ya voice, it scares white folks . . .we were wondering if we could borrow some brown sugar (full quote)
  you see mike i cant get down there, and when i do it gets stuck and when i come up, u get this shit... (full quote)
  Marcus: If you don't sit your lanky ass down...bottom line? I will knock you the fuck out! (full quote)
  my ideas always work someimes (full quote)
10929 You got the right to remain silent. (full quote)
24986 (1) Can we help you? (2) Hey, I 'staked' out in that car all night too, I should at least be allowed to take a peek. (1) This is real police work, ok. This ain't Charlie's Angels. (full quote)
33944 [Tagline] whatcha gonna do? (full quote)
40946 My plans always work sometimes!! (full quote)
Boomstick Frank...(slaps cigarette out of Frank's hand) It's ETHER! It'll EXPLODE, you dope! Just...don't even breathe! (full quote)
Boomstick Now THAT'S how you spos'd to drive! From now on, THAT'S HOW YOU drive! (full quote)
Boomstick 1.) Did I ever tell you...I love you, man? 2.) You know you always be gettin emotional after gunfights. 1.) That's cuz I'm glad we survived! Shit, what you talkin bout? (full quote)
jekjek We where just wondering if we could borrow some brown sugar (full quote)