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Batman Forever - 1995 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
3225 1) Do you have a thing for bats? 2) That's a rorshack. People see what they want. The question is do YOU have a thing for bats? (full quote)
4396 Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes.. Oh Happy Day.. Farewell forever to that pointy eared night rat.. (full quote)
4396 The car right? Chicks love the car. (full quote)
4396 You like women, Ive done my homework, or maybe i need skin tight leather and a whip. (full quote)
4396 Caffine'll kill ya.. (full quote)
4509 Too true, and so you shall. Nothing better than live bait to trap a bat. (full quote)
  Riddle me this. Riddle me that. Who's afraid of the big black bat? (full quote)
  One man is born a hero, his brother a coward, babies starve, politicians grow fat, holymen are martyred and angelieans grow feet....and WHY? why? why? why?....LUCK! BLIND SIMPLE DOODAH CLUELESS LUCK! (full quote)
4066 For if knowledge is power, then a GOD I AM!!! Was that over the top? I can never tell. (full quote)
5553 And what a lovely pursuit you must be. (full quote)
  -Holy rusted metal, Batman!! -what?? -THe Island!! It's made out of metal!! (full quote)
Dexter I've seen your mind FREAK! (full quote)
Dexter Ahh fortune smiles another day of wine and roses, or in your case beer and pizza! (full quote)
7012 THAT WON'T HEAL IF YOU DON'T STOP PICKING (full quote)
  There are the numbers on my face but you won't find thirteen anyplace. (full quote)
  Come for a little ride in my love machine, baby! (full quote)
  let see what is in thik skall number one (full quote)
2489 Ah. Fortune smiles. Another day of wine and roses. Or, in your case, beer and pizza! (full quote)
2489 One man is born a hero, his brother a coward. Babies starve, politicians grow fat. Holy men are martyred, anchovies grow legion. Why? Why why why why why? Luck! Blind stupid simple doo-dah clueless luck! (full quote)
2489 Now who in the right mind has bats on the brain? (full quote)
2489 Riddle me this, and riddle me that: who is afraid of the big, black bat? (full quote)
2489 You should have let me in on this. We could have planned it, prepared it, pre-sold the movie rights! (full quote)
2489 You have broken into our hideout. You have violated the sanctity of our lair. For this we should crush your bones into POWDER. However, you do pose a very interesting proposition: therefore, heads, we accept, and tails, we blow your damned head off! (full quote)
  Your entrance was good, his was better. (full quote)
  In grade school it was earings, in college, motorcycles, leather jackets. And now, ahh, black rubber--Try firemen. Less to take off. (full quote)
  Hey! So I forgot my suit, alright? (full quote)
  Chris O' Donneld is so hot in this movie. (full quote)
Cryslin Surfs up big kahuna! oooo nice form but a little ruff on the lading he may have to settle for the bronze! (full quote)
Cryslin 1...I’v met someone 2.that’s fast work you just moved here 1.well you could just say he kind of dropped out of the sky and bang! I think he felt it to 2.sure did 1.what? 2.well who wouldn’t (full quote)
Cryslin Your entrance was good his was better. (full quote)
Cryslin Nothing like a bad case of gas! (full quote)
Cryslin Why cant you just die! (full quote)
Cryslin like the jacket it keeps me safe when i go jogging at night. (full quote)
Cryslin 1.*Gasps* you’ve sunk my battle ship! 2. Who me? (full quote)
12674 Fred. Babe! You are fired, or should I say......terminated! (full quote)
12674 JOYGASAM (full quote)
13764 If knowledge is power, then a god am I (full quote)
13764 Now who in the right mind has bats on the brain? (full quote)
13764 what is it about the wrong kind of man? In grade school it was guys with earrings. College, motorcycles, leather jackets. Now, black rubber (full quote)
13764 You like strong women. I've done my homework. Or do I need skin-tight vinyl and a whip? (full quote)
  Bruce Wayne was right! You demented, bizarre, unethical, toad! -Fred Stikley (full quote)
  Treat (full quote)
  Treat (full quote)
  Yes i suppose your right Bruce. Emotion was always the enemy of true justice, thank you, youve always been a good friend (full quote)
  NOW (full quote)
  Two vs Two are better odds I cant promise i wont kill Harvey A mans gotta go his own way, a friend taught me that Not just a friend A partner (full quote)
  But first and foremost nigma you are fired, you hear me FIRED (full quote)
  Perhaps the dogs are hungry (full quote)
  Whose your tailor? (full quote)
  We'll discuss this later! (full quote)
  Remember, Seize and Capture, no killing. That goes double for you. (full quote)
  And now Richard the youngest of the Flying Greats, will perform the all insipring Death Drop. Without the safty of a net (full quote)
  what THE HELL IS GOING HERE (full quote)
  That aint the Bat (full quote)
  what the hell do you want Harvey! (full quote)
  You were supposed to understand.......I'll make you understand. (full quote)
  Rise and shine little guinea pig. (full quote)
  A gaggle, a swarm, a flock of freakin' Freuds!!! (full quote)
  what a rush!!! (full quote)
  My work raises too many questions? WHY hasn't ANYbody... put you in your place? (full quote)
  Robin: Holy rusted metal, Batman Batman: Huh? Robin: Rusted metal, it's full of holes. (full quote)
  I make this look good (full quote)
  NO! Don't kill him! If you kill him...then he won't learn nothin'! (full quote)
  Thats just what I said (full quote)
  If knowledge is power, than a God am I (full quote)
  HOLY RUSTED METAL (character's name)!*huh?*The ground, it's made of metal. And it's full of holes, you know, holey... (full quote)
  1)Edward 2)Who..is it? 1)It's Dr. Meridian, Chase. Do you remember me? 2)How could I forget? 1)Dr. Burton tells me you know who Batman is 2)Well I can't tell you if you don't say please!! 1)Edward, please, who is Batman 2)I'M BATMAN!!! *flaps arms up and down while cackling loudly* (full quote)
  Batman: I see without seeing... The darkness is as clear as day... what am I? Riddler: Please! Your as blind as a bat. (full quote)
  1:My life's an open book; you read? (full quote)
  AAAANNNNNKKKK!!! I'm sorry, your answer must be in the form of a question...but thank you for playing... (full quote)
  Edward Nigma, come on down. You're the next contestant on...Brain Drain. Um, gee, ou, ah. I'll take what's behind thick skull number one. What do got for him, Johnny? Oooh I'm having a breakthrough. Had a breakdown? MAYBE! I'm a genius - no. Several geniuses. I laugh, I gaggle, a flock of freakin' Froids. Iiiii'm suckin' up your I.Q. Vacuuming cortex, feedin' off your brain (funny music). FRED!!! (full quote)
  time to die (full quote)
  Hot entrance! (full quote)
  Your entrance was good, his was better. The difference, showmanship. (full quote)
  oh my god it's him (full quote)
  1.) That's not Batman! 2.) That's Batboy! (full quote)
10929 Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me. (full quote)
13764 You should have let me in on this. We could have planned it, prepared it, pre-sold the movie rights! (full quote)
13764 Then it will happen this way: You make the kill, but your pain doesn't die with Harvey, it grows. So you run out into the night to find another face, and another, and another, until one terrible morning you wake up and realize that revenge has become your whole life. And you won't know why. (full quote)
14972 Somebody go tell the Fat Lady she's on in five! (full quote)
19755 Joy-gasim!!!! (full quote)
19755 we'll drive thank you! (full quote)
19755 Rise and shine little guinea pig! (full quote)
19755 a gaggle, a swarm, a flock of freakin' Freuds!! (full quote)
19755 what a rush!!!!! (full quote)
19755 I'm sucking up your I.Q., Vacuming your vortex, Feeding off your brain!!!! (full quote)
19755 1) Hey Two-face! Show me how to punch a guy! 2) It's darn simple my boy, simply ball up the fist, reach way back and assert yourself. 1) Looks like fun! Let me try, Let me try!! 2) Ball the fist... 1)Ball fist... 2)reach way back... 1)Reach back... 2)assert yourself! 1) assert...OUCH! (full quote)
19755 Wacko? Is that a technical term? (full quote)
19755 Spank me! (full quote)
19755 No curtains 1 and 2 just plain curtains!! (full quote)
19755 Intruder alert! intruder alert! SHUT UP!! (full quote)
19755 1)go on you can say it! 2)your a genius. 1)Oh stop!! (full quote)
23438 The Riddler: Joygasm! (full quote)
23438 Two-face: Ah. Fortune smiles. Another day of wine and roses. Or, in your case, beer and pizza! (full quote)
23438 Two-Face: One man is born a hero, his brother a coward. Babies starve, politicians grow fat. Holy men are martyred, and junkies grow legion. Why? Why, why, why, why, why? Luck! Blind, stupid, simple, doo-dah, clueless luck! (full quote)
23438 The Riddler: Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big, black bat? (full quote)
23438 Chase: what is it about the wrong kind of man? In grade school it was guys with earrings. College, motorcycles, leather jackets. Now, oh, black rubber. Batman: Try firemen, less to take off. (full quote)
23438 Batman: We all wear masks. Chase: My life's an open book. You read? Batman: I don't blend in at a family picnic. Chase: Oh, we could give it a try. I'll bring the wine, you bring your scarred psyche. Batman: Direct aren't you? Chase: You like strong women. I've done my homework. Or do I need skin-tight vinyl and a whip? (full quote)
23438 Alfred: Actually, he took the car. Bruce Wayne: He boosted the Jag? Alfred: No, sir. Not the Jaguar. The other car. Bruce Wayne: The Bentley? Alfred: No, sir! The other car. (full quote)
23438 Alfred: Actually, he took the car. Bruce Wayne: He boosted the Jag? Alfred: No, sir. Not the Jaguar. The other car. Bruce Wayne: The Bentley? Alfred: No, sir! The other car. (full quote)
23438 The Riddler: For if knowledge is power, then a GOD AM I! (pause) Was that over the top? I can never tell. (full quote)
23438 The Riddler: You should have let me in on this. We could have planned it, prepared it, pre-sold the movie rights! (full quote)
23438 Robin: Holey rusted metal, Batman! Batman: Huh? Robin: The ground, it's all metal. It's full of holes. You know, holey. Batman: Oh. (full quote)
23438 Bruce Wayne: So, you're willing to take a life. Dick Grayson: Long as it's Two-Face. Bruce Wayne: Then it will happen this way: You make the kill, but your pain doesn't die with Harvey, it grows. So you run out into the night to find another face, and another, and another, until one terrible morning you wake up and realize that revenge has become your whole life. And you won't know why. Dick Grayson: You can't understand. Your family wasn't killed by a maniac. Bruce Wayne: Yes, they were. We're the same. (full quote)
23438 Chase: He'll slaughter them without thinking twice. Batman: Agreed. A trauma powerful enough to create an alternate personality leaves the victim.. Chase: - in a world where normal rules of right and wrong no longer apply. Batman: Exactly. Chase: Like you. Well, let's just say that I could write a hell of a paper on a grown man who dresses like a flying rodent. Batman: Bats aren't rodents, Dr. Meridian. (full quote)
23438 Alfred: You really are quite bright, despite what people say. (full quote)
23438 Two-face: You have broken into our hideout. You have violated the sanctity of our lair. For this we should crush your bones into powder. However, you do pose a very interesting proposition: therefore, heads, we accept, and tails, we blow your damned head off! (full quote)
23438 The Riddler: (to Two-face after Batman shows up) Your entrance was good.. his was better. The difference: showmanship. (full quote)
23438 The Riddler: Like the jacket? It keeps me safe when I'm.. jogging at night! (full quote)
23438 The Riddler: Love what you've done with the place. Heavy Metal meets House and Garden. (full quote)
23438 The Riddler: Caffeine will Kill Ya! (full quote)
37222 SURF'S UP BIG KAHUNA!!! ooooh, nice form but a little rough on the landing, he may have to settle for the bronze (full quote)
JesterGirl ALFRED: May I persuade you to take a sandwich, sir? BATMAN: I’ll get drive-through. (full quote)