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| 2946 |
she could be a farmer in those clothes!
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| 2946 |
Why am I even listening to you? You're a virgin who can't drive
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| 2227 |
1: you guys talk like grownups 2: Well this is a really good school.
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| 2227 |
1: hello, James Bond, in America we drive on the right side of the road
2:I am, you try driving in platforms!
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| 1212 |
1)I'm still all red. 2)Well, I'm trying to make you as white as I can,Cher.
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| 2227 |
Is Josh giving you shit because he's going throught his post-adolescent idealistic phase?
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| 2227 |
I don't get it?! Did my hair get flat? Did I stumble into some bad lighting?
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I'm so glad Marky Mark could take time off from his busy pants-dropping schedule to plant a tree!
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Cuz I'm keepin it real! Cuz I'm keepin it real!
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| 3225 |
May I remind you that it does not say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty
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Is that flannel a nod to the crispy Seattle weather, or are you just trying to stay warm in front of the fridge?
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Two permits do not equal a license.
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#1: Woman, lend me five dolla's. #2: Murray, I've asked you repeatedly not to call me 'woman'! #1: Excuse me Ms. Dion...
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what are the chances of me getting you to leave me alone? mmmm.... slim to none
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| Maharet12 |
I totally paused
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No, but speaking of vehicular sex, perhaps you can explain to me how this cheap K-mart hair extension got into the back seat of your car.
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So ok i dont wanna be a trader to my generation and all but I dont get how guys dress today. I mean c'mon it looks like they just fell outta bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greesy hair ew and cover it up with a backwards cap and like we're expected to swoon? I dont think so.
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#1 Tai: I could really use some herbal refreshment if you know what i mean. #2 Cher: Well we don't have tea but we do have coke. #3 Tai: No shit, you guys have coke?
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| 4765 |
#1 Tai: I could really go for some kind of herbal refreshment if ya know what I mean. #2 Cher: Well we don't have tea but we have coke.
#1 Tai: No shit , you guys got coke!
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searching for a boy in high school, is like searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.
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Sometimes you have to show a little skin, that reminds guys of being naked and then they think of sex
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It's in the bag.
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| 5033 |
You look like pipi longstocking. Well you look like Forrest Gump. Who's pipi longstocking? Someone Mell Gibson never played. Funny.
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| 4066 |
1. It's like Hamlet said , To thine own self be true. 2. um, no Hamlet didn't say that. 1. I think I remember Hamlet accuretly. 2. Well I remember Mel Gibson accuretly, and he didn't say that. It was that Colonius guy.
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| 5059 |
...a disco-dancin'-Oscar Wilde readin'-Streisand-ticket holdin'-
friend of Dorothy, you know what I'm saying?
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| 5278 |
Mr. Hall I was totally surfing the crimson wave....i had to hall ass to the ladies!
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| 5240 |
1: You shaved your head, why? 2: Cuz I'm keeping it real. 3: It's DA BOMB! 1: and before senior pictures? what am I gonna tell my grandchildren? That's it I'm calling your mother. 2. Wait! Don't call my mom, don't call my mom, don't call my mom, open the door!
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| 5240 |
Cher: yo Jigga!
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Cher: Would you call me selfish? Dione: No, not to your face.
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| 5394 |
aww honey, you baked!
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| 5394 |
and my buns, they don't feel nothin' like steel
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if anything happens to my daughter I have a 45 and a shovel, I doubt anyone would miss you
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if anything happens to my daughter I have a 45 and a shovel, I doubt anyone would miss you
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| zeusjuice |
That was way harsh.
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| 5551 |
I couldn't be happier if these had been based on real grades
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| 5606 |
You've seen how picky I am about my shoes...and they just go on my feet!
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| 5172 |
Ooo! Get off of me! Uh, AS IF!
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| 5172 |
And with that in mind, I'm going to distribute you report cards. Now, is there a Christian Stobich in this class?
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| 5172 |
Now could all conversations please come to a halt.
And could the suicide attempts please be postponed till the next period?
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| 5172 |
? She died when I was just a baby. A fluke accident during a routine liposuction.
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| 5172 |
Well sure, she has runs in her stockings, and her slip is always showing, and she always has more lipstick on her teeth than her mouth. God, this woman is screaming for a make-over. I'm her only hope.
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| 5172 |
This is so unexpected, I, uh, I didn't even have a speech prepared. Uh, but I would like to say this: Tardiness is not something you can do all on your own. Many, many people contributed to my tardiness.
Uh, I'd like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school,
the L.A. city bus driver for taking a chance on an unknown kid, and, uh, last but not least, the wonderful crew at McDonalds for spending hours making those egg McMuffins, without which I might never be tardy.
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| 5172 |
(1)Would you tell me what the hell this is?
(2)Um, a second notice for three outstanding tickets. I don't remember getting a first notice.
(1)The ticket is the first notice. I didn't even know you could get tickets without a licence.
(2)Oh, sure you can. You can get tickets anytime.
(1)Oh, is that so?
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| 5765 |
Thank you, Josh, I so need lessons from you on how to be cool. Tell me that part about Kenny G again!
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I am not a mexican!
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| 5943 |
hello!!! it was his fiftieth birthday
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| 5943 |
ooohh! snickers!
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| 5943 |
it's the bomb!
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| 6019 |
Joshes girlfriend:It's like Hamlet said , To thine own self be true. Cher:. um, no Hamlet didn't say that. Girlfriend; I think I
remember Hamlet accuretly. cher. Well I remember Mel Gibson accuretly, and he didn't say that. It
was that Polonius guy.
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| 6087 |
Why practice parking? Everywhere you go has valet!
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Murray- woman lend fi'dollars
Diane- murray i have asked you repeatedly not to call me woman.
Murray- well excuse me miss Diane! ok but street slang is an increasingly valid form of expression most of the feminine pronouns do have mocking but not necessarily a misadinistic undertone!
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Cher: Duh! It's like a famous quote? Dionne: From where? Cher: Cliff's Notes
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| 5967 |
You're a virgin who can't drive.
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| 4943 |
your man Christian's a cakeboy!
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| 4943 |
You're a virgin who can't drive!
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| 4943 |
searching for a boy in high school is like searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.
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Ok, so like right now for example, the Haitians need to come to America. But some people were like well what about the strain on our resources? But it was like when I had this garden party for my father's birthday, I said RSVP on the invitation because it was a sit down dinner. But people came that like did not RSVP. So I was totally buggin. I had to haul-ass to the kitchen, re-distribute the food, sqwish in extra place settings. But by the end of the day it was like the more the merrier! So if the government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians! And in conclusion may I please remind you that it does not say RSVP on the statue of libery.
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| 6664 |
Cher, that was a STOP sign! > I totally paused!
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I do not wear polyester hair ok?
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1: ya know because of the ulcers
2: but you had all those capuccinos before
1: but ya know thats like foam...
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| 5943 |
OK...so you're probably thinking..is this like an eczema commercial or what?....but actually i have a way normal life....i get up, brush my hair, and pick out my school clothes
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| 5943 |
Hey Mom ! 98 in Geometry, pretty groovy huh?!?!
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| 6846 |
Lucy! Lucy! where's my white-collar shirt from Fred Sigeals?
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| 6450 |
1. Cher, get in here.
2. what's up, Daddy?
1. what the hell is that?
2. A dress.
1. Says who?!
2. Calvin Klein.
1. It looks like underwear. Go upstairs and put something over it.
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| 6911 |
A licensed driver with nothing to do... Where would I find such a loser?
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| 7222 |
i wanna do something good for humanity how about sterilization
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| 7222 |
lets try parking whats the point everywhere you go they have vallet
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| 7222 |
searching for a boy in high school is like searching for meaning in a pauly shore movie
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| 7222 |
dont tell me those braindead low lifes are calling again they are your parents
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Now....squeeze your butics in.
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Now....squeeze your butics in.
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hes a cake boy! hes a disco dancin', oscar wilde reading, streisand ticket holding, friend of dorothy's. He's gay!
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| 7319 |
Two very enthusiastic thumbs up! Fine holiday fun!
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| 7539 |
1) Do you like billie Holliday? 2) I love him.
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| 7768 |
(T)Oh my god, he's going with Amber?! (C)No, he's probably just dancing with her. (T)Do you think she's prettier than me? (C)No way! She's a full on Monet! (T)what's a Monet? (C)It's something that looks ok from far away, but up close it's just a big old mess.
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| 4904 |
1. I was trying to get you together with Tai! 2. Tai! Why would I go out with Tai? 1. Why not? 2. Don't you know who my father is?! 1. Ugh! You are snob and a half.
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| 4904 |
Now all night, I'm gonna be known as that girl who fell on her butt.
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| 4904 |
1. Is it James Dean or is it Jason Priestly? 2. Carpe Diem! You looked hot in it!
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| 4904 |
1. Isn't there someone I can talk to, like a supervior or something? I mean, you can't be the absolute end in driver's liscences. 2. Honey, as far as you're concerned, I'm the messiah of the DMV.
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| 4904 |
1. That's Ren and Stimpy. They are way exestential. 2. Do you even know what you're talking about? 1. No. Why do I sound like I do?
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| 4904 |
1. What's with you? You haven't even watched the Real World. 2. I care about the news. 1. Since when? 2.Since now. I thought they declared peace in the Middle East.
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| 4904 |
He needs someone to take care of him and laugh at his jokes. In case he ever makes any.
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| 4904 |
Cher is saving herself for Luke Perry.
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| 4904 |
Yo you're gettin' on the freeway!
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| 4904 |
1. Do you know what time it is?! 2. A watch doesn't really go with this outfit Daddy.
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| 4904 |
1. Say Ambular. 2. Oh hi! 1. Been digging through my trash? 2. Yeah right. Like I would really shop at Judy's. 1. Do you prefer fashion victim or ensembly challenged?
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| 8059 |
Ok, I call them!
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| 8089 |
You divorce with wives, no children!!
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| 4904 |
1. Lucy you know I don't speak Mexican. 2. I NOT a Mexican! 1. what was that about? 3. Lucy's from El Salvadore.
1. So? 3. So, it's an enirely different country!
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| 4904 |
1. Which I'll bet serves your interest more than theirs. You know, if I ever saw you do anything that wasn't 90 percent selfish, I'd die of shock.
2. Oh that'd be reason enough for me.
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| 4904 |
1. At least I didn't skin a collie to make my backpack. 2. It's faux!
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| 4904 |
1. I think it is a travesty on the part of the legal profession. 2. Thank you for that perspective Cher.
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| 1250 |
1. Do you like billie Holliday? 2. Oh, I LOVE him!
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| 7539 |
Do you see how he is falling in love with me?!
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| 7539 |
Do you how he is in love with me?!
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ok, so you're problably going is this some kind of a Noxzema commercial or what?!?
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I doubt I've worked off the calories in a stick of carefree gum
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heres where dionne lives, shes my friend becasuse we both know what its like to have people be jelous of us.
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Shit , You guys, I've never had straight friends before!
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God, Elton can't you suck?!
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What did I do? I've created some sort of a monster. I could feel the chunks start to rise up in my troat, I had to get out! Everything I think and everything I do is wrong. I was wrong about Elton, I was wrong about Christian, and now Josh hated me. It all boiled down to one inevitable conclusion, I was just totally clueless. Oh and this Josh and Tai thing was just wiggin me more then anything, I mean what was my problem Tai is my pal I don't begrudge her a boyfriend, I really... Ooo I wonder if they have that in my size. What does she want with Josh anyway? He dresses funny, he listens to complaint rock, he's not even cute in the conventional way. I mean he's just like this SLUG who hangs around the house all day, ugh, and he's a hiddious dancer, you couldn't take him anywhere. Wait a second what am I stressing about, he's like... JOSH. Ok, Ok so he's kind of a Baldwin but what would he want with Tai? She couldn't make him happy, Josh needs someone with imagination, someone to take care of him, someone to laugh at his jokes... incase he ever makes any. Then suddenly... OH MY GOSH!! I LOVE JOSH!!... I am majorly, totally, butt-crazy in love with Josh... but now i don't know how to act around him. I mean ordinaraly I'd strut around him in my cutest little outfits and send myself flowers and candy... but I couldn't do that stuff with Josh...
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Cher: Did I really ruin Daddy's lawsuit?
Josh: No, of course not.
Cher: Well did I set him back? I mean theres so much work to be done, and he can't afford to lose that time.
Josh: Don't worry about it, I'll take care of it your father won't lose any time. Can you imangin the nerve of that guy? I mean, making you worry like that. He's the one that screwed up, and then he goes and blames us. Imangin saying we were... you know...
Cher: That's right, you've been very dedicated to this case.
Josh: Yeah Well it's good learning experience, atleast for me. I want to be a lawyer. But you... I mean you don't need to be doing this. Go out and have fun! Go shopping!
Cher: You think that's all I do? I'm just a ditz with a credit card?
Josh: No,no uhh that's not what I ment. It's just... uhh... you're young and beautiful... and...
Cher: And...
Josh: And... And... well... what?
Cher: You think I'm beautiful?
Josh: Uhh... you know... you know you're gorgious alright, and popular... and uhh and... But this isn't why I ya know I come here. This is a good learning experience for me
Cher: You already said that.
Josh: MEL... I want to help out Mel. He's the only one who cares about me.
Cher: Thats not true.
Josh: He's not?
Cher: No
Josh: Are you saying you care about me?
Cher: JOSH...
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lalala
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Cher:Survey says? Tai:Doable. Di:ehh, I like em big. Cher:ew I hate muscles. Tai:yeah, well I don't really care either way, just as long as his you-know-what isn't crooked. I really hate that! Cher:what?! Di:shh! Tai:what? Di:Cher's savin herself for Luke Perry. Cher:I am not. Tai:Cher, you're a virgin? Cher:God, you sound like it's a bad thing. I'm just waiting for the right guy to come along. I mean, you see how picky I am about my shoes, and they only go on my feet! Like you're one to talk, Di. Tai: w-wa-wait a minute, I thought that you and Murray were like.. Di:my man is SATISFIED, he's got no reason for complaints, but technically, yes, I'm a virgin.
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| Abigiggle11 |
Aw, honey, you baked.
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| 8487 |
All conversations please come to a halt! And would the suicide attempts be postponed until next period?
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Your man Christain is a cake boy!~A what?!?~ He's a disco dancin' oscar wall breedin' Streisand ticket holdin', friend of Dorothy, know what I'm sayin'? He's GAY!!
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hey
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| 9798 |
Woman, lend me five dollars.
I've asked you repeated times not to call me woman.
Excuse me, miss Dion. But street slang is an increasingly valid form of self expression. Most of the feminine pronouns have mocking, but not necessarily massoganistic undertones.
Wow, you guys talk like grown-ups!
Yeah, well this is a really good school.
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Cher: OH MY GOOD LORD IS THAT A FISH IN YOUR HAIR? Dionne: EEP GET IT OUT BEFORE THE FLYING POTATO EATERS SEE IT!!! Cher: You look hot in that dress. Dionne: Things that make you go... Cher: Mmmm...
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| 9864 |
cher: hey granola breath, you got something on your chin. josh: i'm growing a goatee. cher: well thats good, you wouldnt want to be the last one in the cofee house without chin pubes.
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| 9841 |
1-So was that you going through my laundry? 2-As if! Like I would really wear something from Judy's 1-Do you prefer fashion victim, or ensembly challanged?
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Josh why don't you go torture a new family!
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| 11289 |
You could be a farmer in those clothes.
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| 11289 |
Oh her, she's like a Monet. Huh ? Well,from far away she looks pretty good but up close she's just a big old mess.
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1) Cher, get in here! 2)Yes Daddy? 1)what the hell is that? 2)A dress! 1)Say's Who? 2) Calvin Cline!
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Mel: what's the matter with you kid? Do you think the death of Sammy Davis left an opening in the Rat Pack?
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| 3605 |
Miss Stoeger, I would just like to say that physical education in this school is a disgrace. I mean, standing in line for forty minutes is hardly aerobically effective. I doubt I've worked off the calories in a stick of carefree gum.
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| 3605 |
1) Oh, look, Josh is dancing with Tai. He never dances. 2) I can see why.
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| 3605 |
Old people can be so sweet.
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| 3605 |
Isn't my house classic? The columns date back all the way to 1972!
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| 3605 |
Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value!
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| 3605 |
1) It's just like Hamlet said, 'To thine own self be true.' 2) Uh, Hamlet didn't say that. 1) I think I remember Hamlet accurately. 2) Well, I remember Mel Gibson accurately, and Hamlet didn't say that. It was that Polonius guy.
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| 3605 |
1) Would you say I'm selfish? 2) No, not to your face.
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| 3605 |
Dionne and I were both named after famous singers of the past who now do infomercials.
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| 3605 |
1) You mean to tell me that you argued your way from a C+ to an A? 2) totally based on my powers of persuasion. 1) Honey, I couldn't be happier than if they were based on real grades.
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| 3605 |
1) Miss Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose. 2) Well, there goes your social life.
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| 3605 |
I am majorly, totally, butt-crazy in love with Josh!
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u r cool dude!
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| 12235 |
cher: I wanna do something good for humanity
josh: how about sterilization?
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| 12235 |
cher: I wanna do something good for humanity
josh: how about sterilization?
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| 12243 |
Hey James Bond, in America we drive on the right side on the road.
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| 12629 |
Josh: You look like Pippy Long stocking. Cher: And you look like Forrest Gump, who's Pippy Long stocking? Josh: Someone that Mel Gibson didn't play.
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IT's just a dress daddy!
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Daddy's a litigator. Those are the scariest kinds of lawyers. Even our maid, Lucy, is terrified of him. He gets $500 an hour to fight with people, but he fights with me for free cuz I'm his daughter!
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| 13843 |
1. It's like Hamlet said , To thine own self be true. 2. um, no Hamlet didn't say that. 1. I think I remember Hamlet accuretly. 2. Well I remember Mel Gibson accuretly, and he didn't say that. It was that Polonius guy.
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| 14530 |
It is one thing to spark up a dooby and get laced at parties, but it is quite another to be fried all day. Do you see the disinction?
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| 14530 |
It is one thing to spark up a dooby and get laced at parties, but it is quite another to be fried all day. Do you see the disinction?
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| 10053 |
She's my friend because we both know what it's like to have people be jealous of us.
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| 10053 |
We might get Marky Mark to plant a celebrity tree.
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| 10053 |
Hey brainiac
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| 15083 |
So ok like right now for example, the Hadians need to come to America, but some people are like what about the strain on our resources. But it's like when I had this garden party for my fathers birthday right I said RSVP cause it was like a sit down dinner, but people came that did like not RSVP so I was like totally buggin. I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, squish in extra place settings, but by the end of the day it was like the more the merrier, and so if the government could just get to the kitchen rearrange a few things, we could certainly party with the Hadians and in conclusion may I please remind you that it does not say RSVP on the statue of liberty! Thank you very much
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| 14952 |
My doctor said I can't do anything that requires balls flying at my face. RESPONSE: There goes your social life.
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......I know how you always say never accept a first offer so I figure these grades are just a jumping off point to start negotiations...
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1) right before you die, your mind just gets very clear. its a very spiritual..2) well i know when i was held at gunpoint..3) exuse me you were saying
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1)right before you die, your mind gets very clear. its a very spiritual..2)well i know when i was held at gunpoint..3) exuse me, you were saying..
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1) are those low lifes calling again 2) well daddy they are your parents
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I don't want to be a traitor to my generation but i dont get how guys dress today i mean it looks like they just rolled out of bed put on a pair of baggy pants, and take their greasy hair ew cover it up with a backwards cap and like we are expected to swoon.... i dont think so
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| 15067 |
Mentos fresh and full of life! Mentos the freshmaker!
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| 15067 |
Mentos fresh and full of life! Mentos the freshmaker!
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| 15067 |
-He is so possessive. -Tell me about it.
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wow! nice butt!!
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| 16516 |
You see how picky I am about my shoes, and those only go on my feet.
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| 16516 |
Tardiness is not something you can do on your own, many people contributed to my tardiness: I'd like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school, the L.A. city bus driver for taking a chance on an unknown kid, and the crew of McDonalds for making those itty bitty egg McMuffins, without which I might have never been tardy.
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| 14740 |
1. cash me a fill and I'll pay you back?...Thanks. 2. Do you see how he is falling in love with me?
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| 16509 |
1)I say we go out to Malibu soon. 2) Are those brain dead low-lifes calling again? 1) They are your parents!!
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My foot hurts... can I go to the nurse?
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sure Miss Gyst has runs in her stockings and her slip is always showing and she has more lipstick on her teeth than on her mouth, god this woman is screaming for a makeover. I am her only hope.
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That was so cool the way you did that. I wish I could do it. Oh no cause then what would guys do to impress them. I dont know like stuff. What kind of stuff. Tie I need you. Eltons over there.
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whats seven times seven. Stuff she knows.
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My plastic surgeon said I cant do anything were balls fly at my nose. Well there goes your social life.
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what do the numbers on the top say. There arent numbers there are letters. Ergh!!!!!! Murray shut up
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| 17724 |
I am...you try driving in platforms
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| 17864 |
1)Don't tell me those brain-dead low-lifes called again. 2)Uh, they ARE your parents.
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| 17864 |
Did I miss something? Is big hair back?
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| 17864 |
1)Duh, it's like a famous quote. 2)From who? 1)Cliff's Notes.
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you do whatever you wants with your butts, i'm calling in sick.
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| 17864 |
This is so unexpected! I didn't even have a speech prepared, but I would like to say this: tardiness is not something you can do all on your own. Many, many people contributed to my tardiness. I'd like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school, the L.A. city bus driver for taking a chance on an unknown kid, and last but not least, the wonderful crew at McDonald's for spending hours making those Egg McMuffins, without which, I might never be tardy.
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| 14740 |
I felt impotent and out of control, which I really hate. I needed to find sanctuary in a place where I could gather my thoughts and regain my strength.
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| 14740 |
1. Jeepin?! Jeepin! No, but speaking of vehicular sex, perhaps you can explain to me how this cheap K-Mart hair extension got into the back seat of your car!
2. I don't know where that shit came from, it looks like one of them stringy things you got on here.
1. I do not wear polyester hair okay! Unlike some people I know, like Shawana!
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| 14740 |
1. That's it! I've had it with you!
2. Is it that time of the month again!?
(Crowd gasps)
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Di: The p.c. term is hymanally challenged
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Tai: Break me off a piece of that
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| 14740 |
See, it's like this time when I had this garden party for my father's birthday, right. It said RSVP on the invitation, but people came that did, like, NOT RSVP, so I was like totally buggin. I had to hall ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, squish in extra plate settings, but by the end of the day, it was, like, the more the merrier! And so, if the government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians! And may I remind you that it does not say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty!!!
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1.You mean to tell me you argued your way from a C-plus to an A-minus? 2. Are you proud of me? 1. Even prouder than if it were based on real grades!
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Mugger:Ok, get down on your knees
Cher:No, no, it's an alaya
Mugger: a-what-a?
Cher: an Alaya....it's like a totally important designer.
Mugger: and I will like totally shoot you in the head.
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And could the suicide attempts please come to a halt
until the next period.
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(D reads)Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,but thy eternal summer shall not fade.D-Phat did you write that?C-Duh its like a famous quote.D-from where?C-Cliffs notes.D-Oh.
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| 20328 |
Do you prefer fashion victim or ensembelly challenged.
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She's as fake as press on nails.
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| 21945 |
Cher: So then I have to say.... Dee, why do you put up with him? You could do much better...
Dee: I know I know wait, here he is.
(Shoop, shoop ba doop)
Murray: Woman, lend me 5 dollas.
Dee: I HATE it when you call me woman.
Murrary: Excuse me Miss Dionne. But street slang is becoming an increasingly valid form of expression. Most of the feminine pronouns do have mocking, but not necessarily masogynistic undertones.
Tai: Holy shit, you guys talk like grown-ups.
Cher: Well yeah, this is a really good school.
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| 21945 |
Mr Hull: Is there a Christian Stovich in this class?
Cher (raising hand): Oh, Mr Hull, the buzz on Christian is that his parents have joint custody. So he'll be spending one semester here, and one semester in chicago. personally, I think it is a travesty on the part of a legal profession.
Mr Hull: Well, thank you for that perspective Cher.
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| 21945 |
Murray: Yo, are u bitches blind or somethin'?! Your man Christian's a cakeboy!
Girls: A WHAT?!
Murray: He's a disco-dancin', Oscar wilde readin', Streisand ticket holdin' friend of Dorothy, you know what I'm sayin'?
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| 21945 |
Cher: Heyyy, that's Beavis and Butthead. They are WAY existential.
Josh: Do you have any idea what you're talking about?
Cher: No. Why, do I sound like I do?
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| 21945 |
Dad: At least Josh has direction. I'd like to see YOU have a little direction.
Cher: I have direction.
Josh: Yeah, towards the mall.
Dad: Speaking of that, where's your report card?
Cher: Oh, it's not ready yet.
Dad: What do you mean it's not ready yet?
Cher: Well, some teachers were trying to lope on me daddy, and I know you say never accept a first offer so I figure these grades are just a jumping off point to start negotiations!
Dad: Very good. (Phone rings and he picks up).
Cher: Ugh, you are SUCH a brown-noser.
Josh: Oh, and you are such a superficial space cadet. What makes you think you can get teachers to change your grades?
Cher: Only the fact that I've done it every other semester!
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| 21945 |
Cher: Ok, so I was having this garden party for my father's birthday, right? And like, I wrote on the invitations to like RSVP, but people came that like did NOT RSVP. So I was like totally buggin', I had to haul ass to the kitchen, rearrange ALL the place settings... *sigh* But, in the end, it was like, the more the merrier! So, if the government could just GET the kitchen, REARRANGE some things, we could CERTAINLY party with the Hate-ians. And, let me remind you, it does NOT SAY RSVP on the statue of liberty! *twirls gum* Thank you very much! Eeee!
Mr Hull: Uh. Amber? A reply?
Amber: Mr Hull, how can I answer that? The topic is Haiti and she's talking about some little party!
Cher: Hello!!!! It was his 50th BIRTHDAY!
Amber: WHAT-EVER. If she doesn't do the assignment, I can't do mine.
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| 21945 |
Cher: Ok, so I was having this garden party for my father's birthday, right? And like, I wrote on the invitations to like RSVP, but people came that like did NOT RSVP. So I was like totally buggin', I had to haul ass to the kitchen, rearrange ALL the place settings... *sigh* But, in the end, it was like, the more the merrier! So, if the government could just GET the kitchen, REARRANGE some things, we could CERTAINLY party with the Hate-ians. And, let me remind you, it does NOT SAY RSVP on the statue of liberty! *twirls gum* Thank you very much! Eeee!
Mr Hull: Uh. Amber? A reply?
Amber: Mr Hull, how can I answer that? The topic is Haiti and she's talking about some little party!
Cher: Hello!!!! It was his 50th BIRTHDAY!
Amber: WHAT-EVER. If she doesn't do the assignment, I can't do mine.
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| 22377 |
Mel(on cell phone) : Cher, do YOU know what time it is!
Cher: Daddy, a watch doesn't really go with this dress.
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1) But why does he have to come over for dinner? You were only married to his mother for a little bit FIVE YEARS AGO! 2) You divorce wives, not children.
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Tai: But not Sporadically!
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| 23383 |
Mel: Cher...get in here.
Cher: what's up, Daddy?
Mel: what are you wearing?
Cher: A dress.
Mel: Says who?
Cher: Calvin Klein.
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1: I thought you had a Hemmi.
2: Yeah...well i'm gettin a footprint gas pedal installed, so i stole this pile.
1: oh. my little outlaw.
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Get over yourself, goodbye!
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1)Cher, what are you wearing? 2)A dress...1) Says who?! 2) Says Calvin Klein!!
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suck my balls
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| 20579 |
So OK, you're probably thinking, 'Is this, like a Noxema commercial, or what?!' But seriously, I actually have a way normal life for a teenage girl. I mean I get up, I brush my teeth, and I pick out my school clothes
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| 20579 |
I felt impotent and out of control, which I really hate. I needed to find sanctuary in a place where I could gather my thoughts and regain my strength
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| 20579 |
This is so unexpected, I, uh, I didn't even have a speech prepared. Uh, but I would like to say this: Tardiness is not something you can do all on your own. Many, many people contributed to my tardiness. Uh, I'd like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school, the L.A. city bus driver for taking a chance on an unknown kid, and, uh, last but not least, the wonderful crew at McDonalds for spending hours making those egg McMuffins, without which I might never be tardy.
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Di? Did you get your report card?
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Di and i are friends because we both know what it's like to have people be jealous of us!
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| 24986 |
You don't understand, this is an Alaya 2) an a whatta? 3)It's like this totally important designer 3) and I will totally shoot you in the head
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| 24986 |
You know what would be totally dope? If we could stop by and get some delicious take-out...I bet they haven't eaten all night.
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| 24986 |
So, OK, I was at this party, and my designated driver tried to attack me, so I got out 'cause we'd stopped, and then he drove off and deserted me, and then this guy with a gun held me up, took my money, and my phone and he yelled at me and he forced me to ruin my dress!
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| 24986 |
So, OK. I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all, but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean, c'mon, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants, and take their greasy hair, Ew! And cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we're expected to swoon? I don't think so!
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| 24986 |
1) Hello?! Was I the only one listening? I mean, I thought it reeked! 2) I believe that was your designer impostor perfume.
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| 24986 |
During the next few days I did what any normal girl would do. I sent myself love letters, and flowers, and candy, just so he'd see how desired I was, in case he didn't already know.
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| 24986 |
Nice pile of bricks you got here...
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| 24986 |
Look, I'm just curious. How many hours a day do you spend grooming yourself?
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| 24986 |
I suppose it wasn't meant to be, I mean, he does dress better than I do. what would I bring to the relationship?
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| 24986 |
Glance with your head, not the whole car. I swear to God, I swear to God, Woman, you can't drive for shit!
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| 24986 |
I don't know where she meets these Barnies.
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| 24986 |
How'd you do? Well, let's see shall we? You can't park, you can't switch lanes, you can't make right-hand turns, you damaged private property, and you almost killed someone. Off hand, I'd say you failed!
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| 24986 |
Failed?! Can't we just start over, I mean, I'm kind of having a personal problem, my mind was somewhere else, I mean, you saw how that biker came out of nowhere, right? I swear I'll concentrate, I drive really good, usually. Isn't there somebody else I can talk to, a supervisor or something, I mean, you can't be the absolute and final word in driver's licences?
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| 24986 |
Girly, as far as your concerned, I am the Messiah of the D.M.V. Now, get out of the car.
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| 24986 |
what, am I some sort of mentally challenged airhead?
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| 24986 |
1) Cher, what are you doing? 2)I'm captain of the Pismo Beach disaster relief. 3)I don't think they need your skis. 4)Daddy, some people lost all their belongings, don't you think that includes athletic equipment?
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| 24986 |
Shopping with Dr. Seuss?
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| 24986 |
Dionne and her boyfriend, Murray are in this dramatic relationship. I think they've seen that Ike and Tina Turner movie just too many times.
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| 24986 |
I totally choked. My father is going to go ballistic on me
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| 24986 |
1) you're such a brown-noser! 2) and you're this superficial space cadet!
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| 24986 |
So, the flannel shirt deal. Is that a nod to the crispy Seattle weather, or are you just trying to stay warm in front of the refrigerator?
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Amber: My doctor said i can't do any activities where balls fly at my head.
Dionne: Well there goes your social life
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Hey kid, I got a 45 and a shovel I doubt anyone would miss you!
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| CarmiCrowe |
Finding a boy in high school is as useless as finding meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.
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| 25964 |
Hey James Bond, in America we drive on the right side of the road...Hey you try driving in platforms!
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| Janni |
1. Are you telling me that u argued your way from a C to an A-? 2. Mmhhmmm, u happy? 1. I couldn't be happier if these were based on real grades.
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| Janni |
If anything happens to my daughter i've got a .45 and a shovel, i doubt anyone would miss you.
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If anything happens to my daughter, I've got a 54 and a shovel, I doubt anyone will miss you.
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1.Lucy,you know I don't speak Mexican.
2. I not a Mexican!
1. Great, what was that about?
3. Lucy's from El Salvador
1. So?
3. Its a totally different country.
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| KoolKatt |
'Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.' 'Well, there goes your social life.'
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It was nice to meet you. Yeah, I hope its not just sparatically!
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| 24986 |
So, OK, I was at this party, and my designated driver tried to attack me, so I got out 'cause we'd stopped, and then he drove off and deserted me, and then this guy with a gun held me up, took my money, and my phone and he yelled at me and he forced me to ruin my dress!
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| 28373 |
1. Look, I'm just curious. How many hours a day do you spend grooming yourself? 2. Not everyone can be as naturally adorable as you. 1. Stop it, you’re making me blush.
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Cher: SO... i gues this goes in kitchenware? Travis: Funny, thats where i used to keep it!
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| 29466 |
Cher: No way! This is an Alayah! Mugger: An A-whatah? Cher: It's like this totally important designer! Mugger: And I will like totally shoot your head off!
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| 21100 |
Are you suffering from buyers remorse?
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look you're a virgin who can't drive
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| 30110 |
duh
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| 30381 |
Elton help her..ask her some questions... OK what's 7 X 7? Uhhh stuff that she knows Elton
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| 30381 |
Cher: That's my mom, isn't she a betty?
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Oh my God!!! I love Josh...but know I dont know how to act around him..
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Josh...Im sorry but some people arent naturally as adorable as you are
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Cher: Anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good.
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Ok, well street slang is an increasingly valid from of self expression. Most of the feminine pronouns do have mockings, but not necessarily mysoginistic undertones.
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1:You gotta ask her questions, keep her conscience.
2: what's 7 times 7?
1: Stuff she knows
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1: Cher, where are you?
2: Just having a quick snack with my girlfriends.
1: Where in Quiat (sp)?
2: is that in the valley?
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I dont date highschool boys! Their like digs. You have to clean them and feed them. They're just like these nervous creatures that like to jump and slober all over you.
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| 31367 |
Ok, like right now, for example, the Hatians want to come to America, but people are all'what about the starin on our resources?'...but it's like this one time, we had a garden party for my father's birthday, and I put RSVP on the invitation cuz it was a sit down dinner, but people came that like did not RSVP so I was totally buggin. I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the place settings, but by the end of the night it was like the more the marrier. So if the government could just get into the kitchen, rearrange somethings, we could certainly party with the Hatians...
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| 31367 |
Dad: Cher, get in here. Cher: what's up, Daddy? Dad:what the hell is that? Cher: A dress. Dad: Says who? Cher: Calvin Klein. Dad: It looks like underwear. Go upstairs and put something over it.
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| 31367 |
Christian: Do you like billie Holliday?
Cher: I love him.
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| 30585 |
Cher: I was surfing the crimson waves. Mr. Hall: I will assume your referring to women probles
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| 32757 |
Besides, the PC term is Hymenally challenged.
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| 32757 |
Cher: Dee, would you look at that girl, she is so adorably clueless. We've got to adopt her. Dee: Cher, she is toe-up. Our stock would plummet.
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1. its billy holiday
2. i love him!!
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Josh: Be seing you! Tai: Yeah, I hope not sporadically!
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| 21100 |
what's with you, kid? Do you think the death of Sammy Davis left an opening in the Ratpack?
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Cher:Dee,would you look at that girl;she is so adorablly clueless.We have got to adopt her! Dee: Cher,she is to-up. Our stock would plummet. Cher: Dee,don't you want to use your popularity for a good cause? Dee: No.
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Cher:Waa,waa,waa!what's up with college students and crybabys?
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Dee:Oh,no, Ms. Stoeger. I have a note from my tennis instructer, and he would prefer that I didnt expose myself to any training that might derail his teachings.
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Cher:Ms. Stoeger, that's a lawsuit waiting to happen!Ms. Stoeger: Thanks for the legal advice.
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So, what did you do today? Well...I broke into my purple clogs.
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Cher, doesn't Josh look bigger? His head does.
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SOLID!!
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SOLID!!
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| 33899 |
My birthday is in April, and as someone older, can I please give you some advice? It is one thing to spark up a doobie and get laced at parties, but it is quite another to be fried all day.
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| 34680 |
Well, you can guess what happened next...As if! I'm only 16 and this is NOT Kentucky!
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| 34680 |
Excuse me. I have donated many expensive Italian suits to Lucy, and as soon as I get my licence I fully intend to break for animals, and I have given up many hours to helping two lonely teachers find love thank you very much!
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| 34680 |
Josh: Well it was nice meeting you Tai. See you around!
Tai: Hopefully not sporadically!
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| 34680 |
Dad: At least he has direction and knows what he wants to do!
Cher: I have direction!
Josh: Yeah- towards the mall.
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| 34680 |
Josh: Well, I was looking into Environmental law.
Dad: Why? So you can be miserable for the rest of your life?
Cher: Oh Daddy, Josh will have that no matter what he does!
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| 34680 |
Josh: Wow. You're really fillin out there!
Cher: Wow. your mouth is finally catching up with your head!
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| 35875 |
If anything happens to my daughter, I have a shotgun and a shovel and I doubt you will be missed.
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You're a snob and a half.
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| 37193 |
I not a mexican
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| 37230 |
Mr. Hall how could i answer that the topice is about hadients and his talking about some little party. Hello it was his 50th birthday! whatever
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| 37230 |
Mr. Hall how could i answer that the topice is about hadients and his talking about some little party. Hello it was his 50th birthday! whatever
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what? You think the death of Sammy Davis left an opening in the rat pack?
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Out back, i got a 45 and a shovel. i doubt anyone would miss you.
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| 10929 |
Someone Mel Gibson never played.
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| 10929 |
Just a girl.
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| 10929 |
Gone like a Chevy Chase movie after opening weekend.
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Well, you can guess what happened next... As if! I am only 16. And this is California not Kentucky.
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Ms. Sotger, that machine is just a lawsuit waiting to happen.
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| 40504 |
lets blow sixth and go catch the next christian slater
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Dion's Virginity Went From Partial To Non-Existent
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| 40770 |
OOOO Snicker!
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Hey James Bond, In America we drive on the right side
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| 41160 |
1)You're just a virgin who can't drive. 2) That was totally harsh Ti
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| 10929 |
what's with you, kid? You think the death of Sammy Davis left an opening in the Rat Pack?
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| 24986 |
1)You drink? 2) No thanks, I'm cool. 1) I'm not offering. You think I offer alcohol to underage kids taking my daughter out?
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Murray: He's a disco dancin', Oscar Wilde readin', Streisand ticket holdin' friend of Dorothy, know what I'm sayin'?
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1: Was anyone else listening to that, i thought it reaked 2: No amber, i believe that was your designer imposter perfume 1: Mr Hall, How am i suppose to answer that? The topic is haiti and she's talking about some little party 2: It was his 50th birthday! 1: whatever, if she doesn't do the assignment, I can't do mine.
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1: Was anyone else listening to that, i thought it reaked 2: No amber, i believe that was your designer imposter perfume 1: Mr Hall, How am i suppose to answer that? The topic is haiti and she's talking about some little party 2: It was his 50th birthday! 1: whatever, if she doesn't do the assignment, I can't do mine.
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haha you're funny
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-My plastic surgeon told me not to participate in any activities where balls fly at my face. -Well there goes your social life
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Oh my god, I love Josh!
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So have ever done it in water?
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So have ever done it in water?
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1)Does this thing work? 2)what? Oh, yeah.
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you think thats all i do, im just a ditz with a credit card
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1)Lucy you know i don't speak mexican 2) I not a Mexican! 1) great what was that all about? 3) Lucy's from El salvador. 1) yeah like that matters 3) its an entirley diffrent country 1) so 3) you get mad if somone thinks you live below sunset!
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1) If anything happens to my daugther I have a 45 and shovel, I doubt anybody will miss you. 2) Hey the protective vibe I dig. 1) whats with you kid? you think the death of sammy davis left an opening in the rat pack?
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| 46238 |
Let's do a lap before we commit to a location!
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| 10929 |
what's with you, kid? You think the death of Sammy Davis left an opening in the Rat Pack?
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| 45732 |
1) You like billie Holiday? 2) I love him!
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| Kris44 |
Oh! Should I leave a note?
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rollin with the homies
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| 10929 |
Duh. It's like a famous quote.
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well...if u asked me..i think it stunk! (Cher) i believe that was ur designer imposter perfume!
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Cher: Well...you can guess what happened next.As if!...I'm only sixteen.This is California not Kentucky.
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Mel: Hey You!If anything happens to my daughter, I've got a .45 and a shovel.I doubt anyone will miss you.
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Mel: And remember, two permits do not equal a liscense.
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Hey Duchess You Rationed this weekend, Like Saturday...i'm new but i thought mabye you had an in on the heavy clambakes
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Im rolling with my homies
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| pasolinifan75 |
I'm having a Twin Peaks experience
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| pasolinifan75 |
(1) you guys talk like grown ups. (2) this is a really good school.
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He does dress better than me, what would I bring to the relationship.
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i don't know why dione is going out with a highschool boy there like dogs you have to train and bath them their just like these nervous creatures who jump and slobber over you a boy walks up and hugs cher cher pushes him off and quotes god get off of me oh as if!!!!!
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| 48652 |
Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value.
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| 48652 |
Someone Mel Gibson never played.
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| 48652 |
Oh how fabulous. Getting Marky Mark to take time from his busy pants dropping schedule to plant trees.
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| 48652 |
Okay, okay, so he is kind of a Baldwin.
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| 48652 |
I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies'.
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| 48652 |
AS IF. I am only 16, and this is California, not Kentucky.
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| miannone |
So okay, I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair - ew - and cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we're expected to swoon? I don't think so.
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| miannone |
Murray: Woman, why you didn't answer any of my pages?
Dionne: I hate it when you call me woman.
Murray: I'm sorry, MISS DIONNE. Where you been all weekend? You been Jeepin' behind my back?
Dionne: Jeepin'? JEEPIN'? No. But speaking of vehicular sex, perhaps you could explain how this Kmart hair extension ended up in the back of your car.
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| Christianners |
Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.
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| Christianners |
That's Ren and Stimpy. They're way existential.
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| Christianners |
Okay, so you're probably going, "Is this like a Noxzema commercial or what?" But seriously, I actually have a way normal life for a teenage girl.
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| Christianners |
I feel like such a heifer. I had two bowls of Special K, 3 pieces of turkey bacon, a handful of popcorn, 5 peanut butter M&M's and like 3 pieces of licorice.
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| Christianners |
Dionne and I were both named after famous singers of the past, who now do infomercials.
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| Christianners |
Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you.
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| caquinn2 |
Nice stems.
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| caquinn2 |
(A) My plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose. (B) There goes your social life.
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| caquinn2 |
(A) what the hell is that? (B) A dress. (A) Says who? (B) Calvin Klein.
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| moviemaster |
searching for a boy in high school, is like searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie
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| annibach |
He does dress better thant i do, what would i bring to the relationship?
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