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Desperado - 1995 Movie Quotes


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  A) This beer tastes like piss! B) That's cuz we pissed in it! (full quote)
4331 so the bartender lived hahaha the bartender never gets killed (full quote)
4331 so the bartender lived hahaha the bartender never gets killed (full quote)
5046 Let's play. (full quote)
5622 A)Did I thank you? B)No A)I Will (full quote)
5046 1) I have to go to church. 2) what for? 1) To confess my sins. I'm a sinner. (full quote)
5150a Bless me, father, for I have just killed quite a few men. (full quote)
  A)MATALO!!!! B) Not yet! (full quote)
272 (1)Well jsut make sure it's not a blood bath this time. (2)It wasn't my fault they started it. (full quote)
8750 Take my car, that's what I bought it for. (full quote)
  can i get a cleaner mug? fuck you man its the cleanest one i got (full quote)
ShadowDragyn 1) Eh, did I thank you? 2) No, you didn't. 1) OK...I will. (full quote)
11654 yeah, and bring your guitars. (full quote)
  You see those guys over there? I just bet them 500 dallors a piece that I could piss on your bar, piss on your floor, piss on your phone, and piss on you and not only would you not be mad about it, but you'd be happy! (full quote)
12395 the bartender lives...the bartender never gets killed! (full quote)
  a)Is something in the gutiar case/ b)yes. a)what? b)my guitar (full quote)
15114 If you want to go...go! (full quote)
18520 This beer reminds me of a joke. A guy walks up and takes a seat at the bar and says to the bar tender I got a bet for you. You see that glass way over there? The guy ya know, points all the way to the other end of the bar. Well i bet you i can piss from here all the way over there into that glass without spilling a single drop. Bartender just says that's bullshit!! Guy goes on sayin I guarentee, in fact i bet you $300 that i can do it! Bartender is just like all right, go and try it! So the guy pulls out his dick and is lookin at the glass lookin at his dick. Thinks on his dick, thinks on the glass, and then he fukin lets it rip! He's pissin on the bar, on the phone, the stool, fuckin everywhere, EXCEPT in the fuckin glass. I mean like everywhere, all over the floor even on the bartender himself. the bartender is just standing there lauhing his ass off, piss all dropping off his face. Then when he finishes, the bartender says, all right loser, pay up! The guy says excuse me for a minute. So he walks over to the pool tables and talks to two guys and comes back. He slaps 300 bucks on the table and says thank you sir as cheery as he can be. So the bartender just looks at him funny and says what are you so happy for? You just lost $300! Well you see those two guys over there? Well i just bet them $500 EACH that i can piss on your bar, piss on your phone, and even piss on you. And not only could i do this, but you'd be happy! (full quote)
futz I was visiting a bar there not unlike this one they served beer not quite as good as this but close and in walks the biggest Mexican I have ever seen big as SHIT just walks right in like he owns the place. Now nobody knew quite what to make of him or quite what to think but there he was and in he walked. (full quote)
futz So the bartender lived. (laughs) The bartender never gets killed. (laughs) (full quote)
futz 1) (Name) did I thank you. 2) No. 1) I will. (full quote)
20924 I can understand if you can't find someone who's running all over the city, hiding wherever he wants. what I can't understand is how can you let hem get away when you knew where he was? You drive aroud town. You see someone you don't know, YOU SHOOT HIM. How hard is that? (full quote)
20924 I can understand if you can't find someone who's running all over the city, hiding wherever he wants. what I can't understand is how can you let hem get away when you knew where he was? You drive aroud town. You see someone you don't know, YOU SHOOT HIM. How hard is that? (full quote)
20201 I'm looking for a man who calls himself.....Bucho. (full quote)
20201 All you had to do was tell me where he is. But no, you had to do it the hard way. (full quote)
Waar I am looking for a man who calls himself Bucho. And you had to do it...the hard way. (full quote)
Waar So the bartender lived? Ha, the bartender never gets killed! Ha, ha, ha! (full quote)
  This beer reminds me of a joke. A guy walks up and takes a seat at the bar and says to the bar tender I got a bet for you. You see that glass way over there? The guy ya know, points all the way to the other end of the bar. Well i bet you i can piss from here all the way over there into that glass without spilling a single drop. Bartender just says that's bullshit!! Guy goes on sayin I guarentee, in fact i bet you $300 that i can do it! Bartender is just like all right, go and try it! So the guy pulls out his dick and is lookin at the glass lookin at his dick. Thinks on his dick, thinks on the glass. dick glass. dick glass. dick glass. glass dick. and then he fukin lets it rip! He's pissin on the phone, pissin on the stools, pissing on the bar, and even pissing on the bartender himself. he's pissin everywhere EXCEPT in the fuckin glass. and the bartender is just standing there lauhing his ass off, piss all dripping off his face. Then when he finishes, the bartender says, all right pay up. The guy says excuse me for a minute. So he walks over to the pool tables and talks to a few guys and comes back. He slaps 300 bucks on the table and says thank you sir happy as can be. So the bartender looks at him and says what are you so happy for? You just lost $300! Well you see those few guys over there? Well i just bet them $500 EACH that i can piss on your bar, piss on your phone, and even piss on you. And not only could i do this, but you'd be happy! (full quote)
5622 Give me the strength, to be what I was... and forgive me for what I am. (full quote)
33481 [customers enter a bar littered with corpses] Bucho: Can't you people see that we are fucking closed?! (full quote)
33481 Tourist Girl: And another thing, your beer tastes like piss. Short Bartender: We know. We piss in it. (full quote)
  1.Did I thank you? 2. No you diddn't 3. I will (full quote)
37558 Give me the strength to be what I was...and forgive me for what I am. (full quote)
37558 It's easier to pull the trigger than to play a guitar...easier to destroy than create (full quote)
  1) I have to go to church! 2) what for? 1) To confess my sins! I'm a sinner. 2) I know. (full quote)
  Just in case. It's a long ride to the next town! (full quote)
  1) Here have a couple more. 2) What is this? 1) Pain killers. Hot water 2) Shai!! What are you doing to me? 1) I'm sorry. 2) You're crazy! 1) Relax! Here, this is the cold water. (full quote)
  i am a man and your not fucker (full quote)
  He came back to settle the score with someone...anyone....EVERYONE. (full quote)
rhps2000 Este huele a cagada! (full quote)