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Empire Records - 1995 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
2398 Person 1:Why don't you shove those up your ass? Person 2: Because, it would hurt alot Warren. (full quote)
2946 NO, IT'S NOT GONNA BE FINE! NOTHING'S EVER FINE! (full quote)
  what's with today today? (full quote)
  Damn The Man! Save The Empire (full quote)
4051 SHOPLIFTER!!!!!!!!! (full quote)
3820 I swear you get smarter the shorter your skirt gets. (full quote)
4049 Oh Rexy, you're soooo sexy (full quote)
4098 Well, Sinead O'Rebellion, shock me, shock me, shock me with that deviant behavior! (full quote)
  Lucas:If axel Rose saw Rex Manning stranded by the side of the road to you think he would stop and help him?Mark:..... (ding)Does Axel have a jack? (full quote)
4183 welcome to music town, may i service you? (full quote)
4081 -Who glued these quarters to the floor? -I did -what the hell for? -I don’t think I need to explain my art to you, Warren. (full quote)
4081 Look, I tried to kill myself with a lady Bic. A pink plastic razor with daisies on it and a moisturizing strip. It took me forever just to get it through my skin. I don’t know…I was just tired of being invisible. (full quote)
4081 ...But I did love you then, only I didn't realize it because it was so strong, and I still do love you, even though I know I've probably blown my chance. (full quote)
4354 Damn the man! Save the Empire! (full quote)
1212 It's Rex Manning Day. (full quote)
1212 You did have hair when you went in there, didn't you? (full quote)
1212 I'm bringing Rex his lunch!!!!! (full quote)
  1)When did you find time to make these? 2) dad says there are 24 usable hours in everyday thank you. (full quote)
4394 open 'til Midnight.-MIDNIGHT! (full quote)
4358 The fat man walks alone... (full quote)
4358 1-what's with you today? Yesterday you were normal and today you're like the chinese guy from The Karate Kid...what's with you today? 2-what's with today, today? (full quote)
4358 Sugar high! (full quote)
4358 Damn the Man! Save the Empire! (full quote)
1212 Let me explain it to you. Mitchell's the man, I'm the idiot, you're the screw-up, and we are all losers. Welcome to Music Town. (full quote)
1212 My wife left me for another woman, and my girlfriend forced me to leave at gunpoint. Does this qualify me? (full quote)
1212 I don't feel I need to explain my art to you, Warren. (full quote)
1212 1)what do you want, Warren? 2)Why do you keep calling me Warren?! My name isn't fucking Warren! 3)His name isn't Warren. 4)His name isn't Warren. 5)His name isn't Warren. 6)I thought his name was Warren. (full quote)
1212 1)You know, you used to be cuter. 2)And you used to have 9,000 dollars. (full quote)
1212 Just another tasty treat from the gang at Empire Records. (full quote)
1212 You all belong in the looney bin! Every one of ya! (full quote)
4443 And they said no revealing clothing (full quote)
4391 Attention Rex Manning fans! To your left you will se a shoplifter who is being chased down by our night manager Lucas.. he will be caught dipped and boiled and served to our first 100 customers.. heh heh heh just another tasty treat from the gang at Empire Records. --- (full quote)
4391 Who knows where thoughts come from, they just appear (full quote)
4443 So Lucas, I hear you committed the perfect crime (full quote)
4531 help ME, help ME, help ME...OH GOD ..(click) (full quote)
4531 1: wheres the money lucuas? 2: Joe the money is gone. 1: I know its gone, Where has it go to? 2:Atlantic City. 1: Is it comming back from Atlantic city? 2:(haha) I don't think so joe. 1: I told Mitchel Beck you forgot to deposit the money! I told Mitchel that the money was still here!!! 2: But joe thats not true. Its in Atlantic City. I swear! Well it could be in other cities by now.... (full quote)
  I just talked to god and she said yo whats up and she wants u to lose the gun (full quote)
4830 Lucas: Joe, I think everything's gonna be OK. Joe: And what makes you think that? Lucas: Who knows where thoughts come from- they just appear! (full quote)
EndersJane Maybe I wanna be sterile. (full quote)
EndersJane You think you can fix me Joe? Go ahead fix me. (full quote)
  I know you know alot about love and women. My wife left me for another women and my girlfriend forced me to leave at gunpiont. Does that qualify me? (full quote)
  jockey. navy blue. (full quote)
  Who glued these quarters to the floor?? what the hell for?? -Warren (full quote)
  AJ: Why not? I am Rex Manning. Deb: No, you're stupid, stup stup stupid! (full quote)
  dance party usa type of shit, right? (full quote)
  Dad says there are 24 useable hours in every day (full quote)
  take your purse and get the hell out of my store! (full quote)
  Hey!You forgot your thingy! (full quote)
  well sinead 'o' rebellion, shock me shock me shock me with that deviant behavior. (full quote)
  Dance party USA teeny bopper type of shit right? (full quote)
  I do not regret the things i have done, but those i did not do. (full quote)
  baby, you are SEX. (full quote)
  Always play with their minds (full quote)
  I do not regret the things that I have done, but those I did not do!~ Lucus (full quote)
  I...far and wide, I've explored the deepest cavern's of my mind., to tyr and find, and explaination why, I get this funny feeling deep inside.-Gina's part in Sugar high (full quote)
  Perfect. Well not entirely.-Lucus (full quote)
878 what are these? Diet pills? Oh! Diet pills.... (full quote)
1212 Who knows where thoughts come from? They just appear. (full quote)
1212 You screwed me Lucus, you know that? (full quote)
4066 Joe is it okay if I leave the couch? Cause I am gonna leave the couch now, okay? My ass is falling asleep, so I gotta go. I'm leaving. (full quote)
4120 1) You know it's too early, it makes the customers all crazy-like. 2) That's the whole point! (full quote)
4120 1) We're both screwed. 2) At least you're used to it. (full quote)
4297 Person A:I have to tell Corey I love her by 1:37 exactly. Person B: That's an excellent time (full quote)
4297 No, we musn't dwell, not on Rex Manning Day! (full quote)
4904 Me Joe you Jane! (full quote)
4904 1.Well, Outlaw man! We salute you! 2. Thank you Eddie. (full quote)
4904 1. Do any of you like Rex Manning's new album? 2.(laughs)dance party USA teeny bopper type shit right? 2. Well actually it tested quite well among teenage males. 3. Jane did you compare the percentage of teenage male Rex Manning fans to the incedence of homosexuality amongst teenage males? 1. No. (full quote)
4904 In the immortal words of the DOORS, the time to hesitate is through. (full quote)
4904 1. Gina! 2.Lucus, what are you doing here? 1. My life has reached it's peak. Joe's letting me close the store. 2. Big responsibility Lucus! (full quote)
4904 1. You know you get smarter the shorter your skirt gets. 2. and you get smarter the shorter your hair gets so it's probably a good thing you went with that look. (full quote)
4904 A.J. she's in the store. She's gonna be OK. (full quote)
4904 1. You did have hair when you went in there right? 2. Yeah, it's still in the sink if you want to glue it. (full quote)
4904 I want to be in a band but I don't have the guts to even audition. (full quote)
4904 I got a brown! Does anybody have a brown! Orange! (full quote)
4904 That's really sweet but isn't this supposed to be about me? (full quote)
4943 You make me feel like a bath?? Ugh! (full quote)
4943 Who knows where thoughts come from? They just appear! (full quote)
4943 Warren, look what you took: rap, metal, rap, metal.. Whitney Houston? (full quote)
4943 In the immortal words of the Doors, the time to hesitate is through. (full quote)
4943 1. I heard you committed the perfect crime. 2. Not entirely perfect.. (full quote)
4943 You did have hair when you went in there, right? (full quote)
4943 I talked to god, and she says 'yo, 'sup' and she wants you to lose the gun. (full quote)
4943 I talked to God and she says 'yo, 'sup?' and she wants you to lose the gun (full quote)
4943 Mark, listening to this crap is guaranteed to make you sterile (full quote)
5022 In the immortal words of the Doors, The time to hesitate is through. (full quote)
5022 Joe, I can categorically say that you are not a bigger banana-head. (full quote)
5022 1: Mitchell is the man. 2:Damn the man! 3:Let me explain something to you: Mitchell is the man, I'm the idiot, you're the screw-up, and we are all losers. Welcome to Music Town. (full quote)
5022 Now, Debra don't be bitter. I'm sure with your new Neo-Nazi boot camp makeover and your ever extending collection of flesh-mutilating appendages the boys will come a-runnin'! (full quote)
5033 1)His name isn't Warrnen. 2)His name isn't Warren. 3)His name isn't waren. 4)I thought his name was Warren. (full quote)
5033 That is an excellent time. (full quote)
5033 I triedto kill myself with a lady Bic a pink plastic razor with dasies on it and a mosterizing strip. It took me forever just to get through my skin. (full quote)
5033 You make me feel like a bath? (full quote)
5102 The fat man walks alone. (full quote)
5102 1)what's it doing in Atlantic City? 2)Recirculating. (full quote)
5102 Now Deborah, don't be bitter. Certainly with your ever-growing collection of self-mutilating silver appendages and your brand new Neo-Nazi boot camp makeover, the boys will come a'runnin. (full quote)
5102 Let's not argue. Just rip. (full quote)
5102 1)Me Joe. You Jane. *makes primate noises* 2)Shut up, Warren. (full quote)
5102 Hey! You forgot you're thingy! (full quote)
5102 1)*giggles* I see you haven't left the couch. 2) Not the WHOLE couch... (full quote)
5102 1)I guess Lucas didn't live up to the responsibility of the posistion, huh? 2)Not the full responsibility. (full quote)
5102 Joe? Is it alright if I leave the couch? I really gotta leave the couch. My ass is falling asleep. Bye, Joe. (full quote)
5579 #1:Who glued these quarters down? #2: I did #1 What the hell for man? #2 I don't feel I need to explain my art to you Warren. #3: Warren, look what you took...rap, metal, rap, metal, Whitney Housten... #1: It's for my girlfriend. #3: SURE it is...listen, what you need to do is DEMINISH your criminal impulses, not magnify them...maybe some jazz, or some classical... #1:Maybe you bite me. (full quote)
5766 My name's not FUCKIN Warren!! (full quote)
5766 In the immortal words of The Doors: The time to hesitate is through. (full quote)
5829 so is this how your life's gonna be now, huh? you're just gonna screw every has-been til your tits fall down and they dont want you anymore? - corey Well, at least I don't hide what I am, right Corey? At least, Im not some closet speed freak right? Do you think I don't see what you do? -Gina Shut up! -Corey Do you think I don't see what you do!!!!! -Gina SHUT UP!!!! -Corey I see what you do...what's this? oh what's this? What are these? huh? What are these? Aspirins? Vitamins? Breath mints!!?? Diet pills! oh! What a surprise! -Gina Stop it! -Corey You know what? I could study all night if I was chowing down speed too you know that I could! Here's one for your perfect little face and your perfect body... -Gina SHUT UP!! -Corey And one for your perfect family and your perfect school!! -Gina Stop it!! -Corey Gina, stop it. -Joe And your perfect, perfect future!!!!! -Gina Stop it...Stop it....C'mon. -Joe I'm stopping. I'm stopping!! -Gina (full quote)
5829 Is that how you always imagined your first time would be? Your back up against the daily totals and your feet pounding against the safe. Oh Rexy! Stop that!! You're so sexy!! -Deb (full quote)
5833 Attention Rex Manning fans to your left you will notice a shoplifter being chased by out night manager Lucas. This young man will be caught deep fried in a vat of hot oil and served to our first hundred customers, hahaha just another tasty treat from the gang at Empire Records. (full quote)
5949 Lucas! Joe. Lucas. joe. lucas. wheres the money? joe, the money is gone. wheres it gone to? Atlantic City. is it comming back from atlantic city? i dont think so. whats it doing in atlantic city? recirculating. (full quote)
6199 look at what you took, rap, rock, rap, rock, whitney houston. . .it's for my girlfriend. . .sure it is Warren (full quote)
6560 1) Where's the money, Lucas? 2)Joe, the money is gone. 3)I know it's gone, but where's it gone to? 2)Atlantic City 1)What's it doing in Atlantic City? 2)Recirculating (full quote)
6560 1) Where's the money, Lucas? 2)Joe, the money is gone. 1)I know it's gone, but where's it gone to? 2)Atlantic City 1)What's it doing in Atlantic City? 2)Recirculating (full quote)
6560 ORUnge!! (full quote)
6560 1)Nice selection, help you with anything? 2)Wha? No. Thanks. 3)That's a nice coat you're wearing, lots of pocket room. (whisper-) The fat man walks below. 2)What are you? Some kinda weirdo or something? 1)It was nice talking to you. I'm sure I'll bumb into you sometime. (Warren runs) (full quote)
6840 Don't drop the soap. (full quote)
7040 1.)Why don't you shove those up your ass? 2.)Because it would hurt alot Warren. (full quote)
7054 1. what's with you today? 2. what's with today today? (full quote)
7303 This song goes out to our employee of the week... Lucas... I want money.... Joe's money (full quote)
7303 I think Music Town is torn on this reveling clothing issue... i think so! (full quote)
7303 I think Music Town is torn on this reveling clothing issue... i think so! (full quote)
7470 Lucas: Can I help you with anything? Warren: No. Lucas: Do you like music? Warren: Yeah. Lucas: Me too. (full quote)
  Empire Records open till Midnight, This is Mark....MIDNIGHT (full quote)
  The smarter you get the shorter your hair gets well the smarter you get the shorter your shirt gets (full quote)
  O rexy your so sexy (full quote)
  Joe, I have to go to the bathroom.... (full quote)
  I'm gonna tell her today, by noon...by noon or one...by one thirty seven exactly Joe. -AJ (full quote)
  well sinaed oh rebellion shock me shock me shock me with that deviant behaviour (full quote)
  DEB: Isn't it customary to LEEEAVE the scene after commiting the crime? GINA: uh huh, definite ameature (full quote)
  shoplifter!!!!!! (full quote)
  I do not regret the things ive done but those i did not do! (full quote)
  A.J: Lucus, whats with you today? Lucus:whats with today, today? (full quote)
  Now Debra don't be bitter, I'm sure with your ever growing of flesh mutilating of silver appendaeges and your bran new neo-nazi boot camp makeover the boys will come a running. (full quote)
  1. your just a washed up imposter man! 2. why don't you all just fade away (full quote)
  I do not regret the things I've done, only those i did not do... (full quote)
  Friggin' Rex Manning day! (full quote)
  We mustn't dwell. No, we mustn't. Not today.....not Rex Manning Day! (full quote)
  Say no more, mon amore. Lips are made for kissing, baby, zita dore. *Muah!* (full quote)
  1/ hey joe whats with the boss threads? 2/ its friggen Rex Manning Day (full quote)
  what is wrong with you people. You all belong in the looney bin. (full quote)
  don't let the man get you down (full quote)
  Maybe you bite me (full quote)
  AJ: You did have hair when you went in there? Deb:Yeah, it's still in the sink if you wanna glue it. (full quote)
  This music is the glue mark, it holds it all together. With out this life would be meaningless (full quote)
  Joe-Wheres Rex? Deb- I got a better question 4 u, wheres Gina? (giggle) Deb-Ill check the bathroom. Fargo-Ill check the storagage room Lucas-Ill check the sofa. Eddie-hey joe sorry im late but i brought pizza. Hey whers sexay Rexay. Deb- its kinda funny u put it that way (full quote)
  This song goes out to our employee of the week....Lucas! (full quote)
  A -Youre a superb manager joe. B- oh really A- yes B-keep it up lucas A- superb B- say it again A- superb. (full quote)
  Gina~ Well Sinead O' Rebellion... Shock me, shock me, shock me with that devious behavior. Deborah~ Awww, that was soo clever. I swear, you get smarter the shorter your skirt gets. Gina~ And you get smarter the shorter your hair gets, so its probably a good thing you went with that. (full quote)
  How about you bite me? (full quote)
  damn the man save the empire! (full quote)
  gina: now debrah dont be bitter im sure with new neo natzi bootcamp haircut and your ever extending colection of flesh muliating silver apendages the boys will come a running (full quote)
  -What makes you think that?- -Nobody knows where thoughts come from, Joe. They just appear.- (full quote)
  Say no more mon amour...lips are for kissing baby Je t'adore mwah! (full quote)
  The best things in life are free. But you can give them to the birds and bees! I want money! That's what I want! Lucas wants money! lots of money! Joe's money! Your love gives me such a thrill...but your love won't pay my bills I want money! (full quote)
  Rex: what's your name? Girl: Kathy-K-A-T-H-Y. You know I have seen every episode of the family way...and you were my favorite singer in high school. Rex: Who is your favorite singer now? Girl: YOU! It's still you! (full quote)
  Rex: Hi what's your name? Girl: Denise. Rex: Denise, you know I've always loved that name. Girl: Thanks, but it's not mine, it's my moms. She loves you, I've never even heard of you. Rex: Does your mother still even have her own teeth? Nevermind. Girl: cool hair. Rex: yeah.. (full quote)
  mark: im thinking of starting a band LUCAS: first thing you need is a name MARK: well i was thinking of marc LUCAS: is that with a C or a K MARK: well my name is with a...........K so maybe with a C LUCAS: always play with there minds (full quote)
  I do not regret the things i have done, but those i did not do (full quote)
  Well anyway, did you really wanna DO Rex Manning in the count out room? Is that always how you immagined your first time would be? You back up against the daily totals, your feet pounding on the safe. OH REXY STOP THAT! YOUR SO SEXY! (full quote)
  This music is the glue of the world, man .. It holds it all together. (full quote)
  i do not regret the things i've done but those that i did not do. lucus (full quote)
  In this life there are nothing but possibilities (full quote)
  Now Deborah don't be bitter. I am sure with you ever increasing number of flesh mutilating silver apendages and your brand new neo-nazi boot camp make-over the boys will come a runnin'. (full quote)
  Debra: I swear, you get smarter the shorter your skirt gets. Gina: and you get smarter the shorter your hair gets, so itsprobably a good thing you went with that (full quote)
  Eddie: Do you know where Harvard is? AJ: Yeah, it's right outside of Boston Eddie: No, I mean, so you really know where Harvard is? Its an entirely differnt planet man. (full quote)
  this music is the glue of world (full quote)
  ...and you get smarter the shorter your hair gets, so it's probably a good thing you went with that. (full quote)
  I TALKED TO GOD, SHE SAYS YO whatS UP. SHE WANTS YOU TO LOSE THE GUN WARREN. (full quote)
  I TALKED TO GOD, SHE SAYS YO whatS UP. SHE WANTS YOU TO LOSE THE GUN WARREN. (full quote)
  Who knows where thoughts come from, they just appear. (full quote)
  MARK: No, me mustn't dwell... no, not today. We can't! (runs down stairs) Not on Rex Manning day! (full quote)
  This music is the glue of the world Mark, it holds it all together. Without this, life, would be meaningless. (full quote)
  Harvard is a bunch of blonde guys who eat ivy and row boats (full quote)
  W-Dance party USA teeny bopper kind of shit right? J-Well actually it tested well amongst teenage males L-Jane did you compare the percentage of teenage male rex manning fans to the percentage of the incedence of homosexuality among teenage males. (full quote)
  say no more mon amore! Lips are for kissing baby J'adore MWA!! (full quote)
  Who knows where thought come from they just appear! (full quote)
  Always play with their minds. (full quote)
  I do not regret the things I have done, but those I did not do. (full quote)
  W-who glued these quaters down? AJ- i did W- what they hell for man AJ- i dont feel that i need to explain my art to you warren (full quote)
  my life has reached its pinnacle. (full quote)
  my life has reached its pinnacle. (full quote)
  whats with you today? yesterday you were normal and today you're like the chinese guy from the karate kid! whats with you today?? what's with today, today? (full quote)
  why don't you take these cds, and shove them up your ass? because it would hurt a lot. (full quote)
  joe, we're all in some kind of trouble here, am i the only one who sees it? (full quote)
  >superb. >>say it again. >suPERB. >>keep it up. >SUperb. (full quote)
  One day.. I'm gonna show you little people! (full quote)
  mark- in the words of the doors: the time to hesitate is through (full quote)
  ....i love you Eddie (full quote)
  Say no more, mon amore, smother me with kisses baby je t'adore (full quote)
  SHOPLIFTER-ER-ER!!!!!!! (full quote)
  1)whats with you today? 2)whats with today, today? (full quote)
  1)hi im joe, im the manager here. 2)hi im jane. 3)me joe, you jane. (full quote)
  I talked to God and shes says (Yo whatsup) and she wants you to loose the gun. (full quote)
  I wonder if I'll be held responsable for this. (full quote)
  Damn the man (full quote)
1250 1) what did you do, Corey, did you go over there and did you act all perfect? You think guys LIKE that? 2) They may not like it but at least they don't do it with me and then go off and LAUGH. (full quote)
4182 Debra: I went to rock and roll heaven, and I wasn't on the guest list. (full quote)
4182 Mark: Hey, Lucas. I've decided I'm going to start a band. Lucas: The first thing you need is a name. Then you'll know what kind of band you've got. Mark: Right, right. I was thinking about, um, Marc. How does that sound? Lucas: Is that with a C or with a K? Mark: Well my name is with a K, so I was thinking my band's name could be with a C. That way it's kind of that psychedelic, you know, trip thing. Lucas: Always play with their minds. (full quote)
4182 Corey: I'm not like you, I don't need to do what you do with guys. Gina: Oh, I see, not like me, the turbo-slut. (full quote)
4904 1. You know what? Let it ride. 2. Are you sure you know what you're doing kid? That's an 18,000 dollar bet. (full quote)
4904 Take your tounge off of my record! (full quote)
4904 1. Are you sure you want to do this? 2. Yeah, definitely. 1. Rock and roll. (full quote)
4904 1. You know you deserved that, right? 1. I know. (full quote)
4904 1. Is that it Warren? You want to work in a record store? 2. No. 3. I think you're lying, Warren. (full quote)
4904 1. Why would anybody give me a job? 2. He gave me a job. 1. So, do I get the job? (full quote)
4904 1. Rest in peace, Deb. Is Deb not with us anymore? 2. If Deborah wants to kill herself, let's show her what a real funeral would be like. (full quote)
5033 help me, help me, help me, help me. (full quote)
5033 I am Rex Manning. (full quote)
5033 help me, help me, help me, help me. (full quote)
7025 I think I can categorically say that you are not a bigger banana head. (full quote)
7643 Oh Rexy, youre so sexy! (full quote)
7756 I wish it had gone without saying, but you never seem to shut up! (full quote)
7874 This goes out to our employee of the week....Lucas. (full quote)
7990 1) My name's not fuckin Warren? 2) He's name's not Warren?? 3) He's name's not Warren? 4) I thought his name was Warren. (full quote)
8259 Lucas: Joe, I think it's going to be okay. Joe: What makes you think that? Lucas: Who knows where thoughts come from? They just appear! Mm-hmm! (full quote)
8311 the long arm of the law has embraced our dear friend warren (full quote)
8311 joe, lucas steals 9 grand from you and you dont do dick to him, so you gunna give me a job now huh? (full quote)
8330 1) Who glued these quarters down? 2) I did. 1) What the hell for, man? 2) I don't feel I have to explain my art to you, Warren. (full quote)
8713 thats an excellent time (full quote)
8713 GWAR!!!! (full quote)
8836 I do not regret the things I have done, but those I did not do. (full quote)
8836 Damn the man...Save the empire! (full quote)
8836 Now, Debra, don't be bitter. Surely with your collection of ever-growing, self-mutilating silver appendages and your brand new neo-nazi, boot camp make over, the boys will come a runnin'. (full quote)
8836 Isn't it customary to LEAVE the scene after committing the crime? Definately an ametuer. (full quote)
8836 1)So, Lucas, it it true you committed the perfect crime...2) Not entirely perfect... (full quote)
8836 In the immortal words of the doors...'The time to hesitate is through.' (full quote)
8916 Shock me, shock me, schock me with your deviant behavior. Well Sinead O'rebellion. (full quote)
8916 The fat man walks alone (full quote)
9193 1.She hates me 2.She hates me too, but at least i have the sense of hating her back! (full quote)
9193 1.She hates me 2.She hates me too, but at least i have the sense of hating her back! (full quote)
9199 'Scuse me... OW... 'Scuse me... OW... 'Scuse me... OW... Whoo.. VETO! (full quote)
9307 Does Axel have a jack. (full quote)
9432 what's with today, today? (full quote)
10630 Joe, I can categorically say that you are not a bigger banana-head. (full quote)
pagese 1)Am I fired? 2)Have I fired anybody today? Why would I start with you? (full quote)
pagese 1)Hey, Lucas, is it true you committed the perfect crime? 2) Not entirely perfect. (full quote)
pagese Who knows were thoughts come from. They just appear. (full quote)
pagese Dan's the man, I'm the idiot, You're the screw-up, And we're all losers. Welcome to Music Town. (full quote)
11007 1: whats wrong with you today man. i mean like yesterday you wre normanl, and today ur like that guy fro the karate kid? 2:whats wrong with today today? (full quote)
11007 oh don't despair, dont worry its rex manning day (full quote)
11007 damn the man (full quote)
11007 well sinade o'rebellion, shock me shock me shock me with your devient behaviour (full quote)
11007 my name is'nt fuckin WARRAN (full quote)
11573 1)Everything is goin to be fine. 2)What makes you think that? 1)Who know's where thoughts come from? they just appear (full quote)
11656 Joe: We have a shoplifter in custody. Hey, how old are you? Warren: Old enough to stick my foot up your ass. Joe: Yes, he's a juvenile. (full quote)
12038 No revealing clothing, No tattoos, We're both screwed, at least you're use to it. Now Debra don't be bitter! Sure with your ever growing collection of your self mutilating silver appendeges, and your new Neo Nazi boot camp makeover..The boys will come a runnin! Lets not fight lets just rip. (full quote)
12341 1)Where's the money Lucas? 2)In Atlantic City 1)What's it doing in Atlantic city? 2) Recirculating (full quote)
13079 This music is the glue to the world. It holds it all together without it....life would be meaningless. (full quote)
13697 You gotta understand something, here. This music is the glue of the world Mark. It holds it all together without it life would be meaningless. (full quote)
14145 Ooooooh you are sex...(and after he loses $9,000)...you used to be cute (full quote)
14968 Joe: How old are you Warren? Warren: Old enough to kick your but through your skull and splatter your brains on the wall. Joe: Definitley a juvenile. (full quote)
14968 I do not regret the things I've done but those I did not do. (full quote)
14968 Damn the man, save the empire! (full quote)
14968 Joe: I want you to hold these against your chest, stand against the wall, let him take a photograph of you. Warren: Why don't you go shove 'em up your ass? Lucas: Because it would hurt alot, Warren. (full quote)
14968 Debra: No visible tattoos. Gina: No revealing clothing. Debra: We're both screwed. At least you're used to it. Gina: Now Debra, don't be bitter. Certainly with your ever growing collection of flesh mutilating silver appendages and your brand new neo-nazi boot camp make-over; the boys will come a runnin' Debra: Let's not fight, let's just rip. (full quote)
15090 In this life there are nothing, but possibilities (full quote)
16413 I guess I just got tired of being invisible (full quote)
16561 You know that feeling right when you get out of a warm bath... you make me feel like a BATH?! (full quote)
16561 This funeral sucks. (full quote)
16680 1)Mitchell!! 2)Who are you? 1)I'm Lucas I still work here... 2)How could I forget? (full quote)
16680 I remember the first time he sang it on the Family Way. I was so excited I almost choked on a Peppermint (full quote)
16680 1)Oh my gosh, there's so many babes out there. I need to get Rex some water because Rex is very thirsty. 2)Make sure it's bottled water. 3)Hey Mark, who's your favorite singer? 1)..Axle. 3)Well if Axle Rose was driving down the highway and he saw Rex Manning stranded on the side of the road.. do you think Axle would stop and help him? 1)....Does Axle have a jack? 4)No way man Axle would step on the gas and take that sucka out! *screaching tire and explosion noises* 3) Warren Warren! Where do you get this hostility from? (full quote)
17285 1.Joe, I think everythings going to be ok 2.What makes you think that? 1.Who knows where thoughts come from, they just appear. (full quote)
17692 1)One of these days I'm gonna show you little people. 2) Yeah, well on that day I'm gonna jump out of my wheelchair and do a dance. (full quote)
17692 I'll check the sofa. (full quote)
17692 1)what do you want Warren? 2) Stop calling me Warren. My name isn't FUCKING WARREN! 3)His name isn't Warren. 4)His name isn't Warren. 5) His name isn't Warren? 6)I thought his name was Warren (full quote)
17692 1)what do you want Warren? 2) Stop calling me Warren. My name isn't FUCKING WARREN! 3)His name isn't Warren. 4)His name isn't Warren. 5) His name isn't Warren? 6)I thought his name was Warren (full quote)
17899 Attention Rex Manning fans. To your left you will notice a shoplifter being caught by night manager Lucas. This young man will be caught, deep fried and served up to our first hundred customers. Just another tasty treat from the gang at... (full quote)
17899 Now, Debra, don't be bitter. Surely with your ever growing collection of flesh-mutilating silver appendages, and your brand new neo-nazi-boot-camp makeover, the boys'll come a runnin. (full quote)
17899 Jaaaaaaaane? Did you compare the percentage of teenage male Rex Manning fans to the incidents of homosexuality amongst teenage males? (full quote)
20835 1) You get smarter the shorter your skirt gets. 2) You get smarter the shorter your hair gets, so it's a good thing you went with that isn't it? (full quote)
21171 1-what's with you today? 2-what's with today, today? (full quote)
22299 I don't feel I have to explain my art to you, Warren. (full quote)
22299 We mustn't fret. No, not today. Not on Rex Manning day! (full quote)
22445 A responsibility like this requires the obedience of a saint. -Lucas (full quote)
22445 I am in hell! -Joe (full quote)
22445 Why do I get the feeling I'm being royally screwed Joe? -Mitchell (full quote)
22445 And I know you don't love me anymore and I know that I blew it, and I did love you and I still do only I didn't realize it was love because it was more than love and not just some stupid feeling in my stomach like everything else, and I'll never love anyone else as much as you and I hate you I hate you! -Cory (full quote)
22445 Well you didn't wake up this morning cause you didn't go to bed/ you were watching the whites of your eyes turn red/ the calendar on your wall has been ticking the days off/ you've been reading some old letters/ you smile and think how much you've changed/ all the money in the world couldn't buy back those days/ it's all right you knew as the sun burned into your eyes/ you watch a plane go flying across a great blue sky/ this is the day your life will surely change/ this is the day when things fall into place (full quote)
Mike T. Why don't you all just fade away! (full quote)
24148 Damn the man (full quote)
CraziChik911 AJ: You did have hair when you went in there, right? Debra: Yeah it's still in the sink if you wanna glue it. (full quote)
  That's a nice coat, lots of pocket room (full quote)
  Say no more, mon amore. Smother you with kisses baby je t'adore! (full quote)
  you make me feel like a bath! (full quote)
  GWAR: Mark, man, you play a mean guitar, man. It's a shame that you must DIE!!! Mark: I love you, Eddie. (full quote)
  Why don't you all just fade away. (full quote)
  Lucas: I do not regret the things I have done, but those that I did not do. (full quote)
  Deb- I swear, you get smarter the shorter your skirt gets. Gina- And you get smarter the shorter your hair gets. Good thng you went with that. (full quote)
  Deb: I went to Rock and Roll Heaven and I wasn't on the guest list. (full quote)
  Gina: Oh no, Debra, don't be bitter, surely with your ever growing collection of flesh mutilating silver appendages and your brand new neo-nazi boot camp makeover the boys will come a-runnin'! Deb: Let's not argue.. just rip (full quote)
  jane, did you compare the percentage of teenage male rex manning fans to the incedents of homosexuality amongst teenage males? (full quote)
  It's always about HER! (full quote)
  Why dont you all just.. fade away! (full quote)
  Damn the man! save the empire (full quote)
  Ooooo baby, you are sex. (full quote)
  Who knows where thoughts come from, they just appear (full quote)
  Now Debra don't be bitter! Surely with your ever growing collection of flesh-mutilating silver appendages and your brand new Neo-Nazi bootcamp make over, the boys will come a runnin'! (full quote)
  I do not regret the things I have done, but those that I have yet to do! (full quote)
  I love you Eddie (full quote)
  my father says that there are 24 usable hours in every day. (full quote)
  In this life, there are nothing but possibilities. (full quote)
  Lucas: The fat man walks alone... Warren: what...what are you...some kind of weirdo? (full quote)
  Lucas:Joe I think its going to be ok Joe:what makes you think that? Lucas: who know where thoughts come from they just apear...mmmhmm Joe:moron. (full quote)
  Who knows where thoughts come from...they just appear! (full quote)
  Person 1: SO what did u do? DId u go over there, and did you act all perfect? and better then everyone? YOu think guys like you for that? Person 2: They may not like it, but at least they dont do it with me then go off and LAUGH! (full quote)
  Gina: Attention Rex Manning fans. To your left you will notice a shoplifter being chased bye night manager Lucas! This young man will be caught, deep fired in a vat of hot oil, and served to our first hundred customers....haha...! Just another tasty treat from the gang at Empire Records! (full quote)
  Lucas: What an excellent number. (full quote)
  the best things in life are free.... but you can give them to the birds and bees i want money..(that's what i want) that's what i want...(lucas whats money)...(lots of money)...(JOE'S money!) (full quote)
  1.(Joe) wheres the money? (Lucas)2. Joe the money is gone. 1: I know its gone, but where has it go to? 2:Atlantic City. 1: Is it comming back from Atlantic city? 2:(haha) I don't think so joe. 1. what's it doing in Atlantic City? 2. Recurculating 1.recirculating...(throws bucket to floor) 2. Are you pissed off joe? 1.Lucas 2.Joe... 1.Lucas, I told Mitchel Beck you forgot to deposit the money! I told Mitchel that the money was still here!!! 2: But joe thats not true. Its in Atlantic City. I swear! 1. Sit down, shut up and dont you move!under no circumstance do I want you to leave that couch..unless it's toget me ninethousand dollars..then you bring it here to me okay? 2.Well it could be in other cities by now.... 1. OH SHUT UP! 2.Joe i think it's going to be okay.. 1.What makes you think that? 2.Who knows where thoughts come from, they just appear! (full quote)
  (JOE) Mitchel is the man, I'm the idiot, You're the screw-up, And we're all losers. Welcome to Music Town. (LUCAS) Well damn the man (full quote)
  No one knows where thoughts comes from, Joe. They just appear. Um hm. (full quote)
  Lucas: Who knows where thoughts come from, they just appear! (full quote)
  Lucas-Joe-Where's the money?-the money's gone-where's it gone to?- atantic city-what's it doing in atlantic city?- recirrculating (full quote)
  why the hell did you glue theese quarters down (full quote)
  Warren look at your music collection, rap, metal, rap, rap, Whitney houston....-It's for my girfriend! (full quote)
  I do not regret the things I've done, but those I didn't do! (full quote)
  i do not regret the things i've done but those i did not do (full quote)
  Warren, look what you took. Rap. Metal. Rap. Metal. Whitney Huston. Its for my girlfriend alright? Sure it is. Warren a person like you needs to Diminish your criminal impulses. Not Magnify them. How about some classical? Maybe some Jazz? Maybe you bite me. (full quote)
  ...this music is the glue of the world, it holds it all together. without this life would be meaningless. m/ (full quote)
  1)Warren, look what you took: Rap...Metal...Rap...Metal...Whitney Houston. 2)It's for my girlfriend. 1)Sure it is. (full quote)
  Lucas: Someone like you needs to diminish their criminal impulses, not magnify them. A little jazz, or maybe some classical. Warren: Maybe you bite me. (full quote)
  oh rexy, stop it (full quote)
  Who knows where thoughts come from, they just appear! (full quote)
  Mark, you play killer guitar. It's too bad you have to die... (full quote)
  Mark, you play killer guitar. It's too bad you have to die... (full quote)
  Joe: What makes you think that? Lucas: Who knows where thoughts come from...they just appear. (full quote)
  We're screwed...well at least you're used to it. (full quote)
  I decided i'd rather die than meet Rex Manning (full quote)
  damn the man (full quote)
  Always play with their minds. (full quote)
  No we musn't dwell...no not today..not on Rex Manning day! (full quote)
  A.J.: I have to tell Corey I love her by 1:37. Lucas: That is an excellent time. (full quote)
  Deborah: I had a little talk with God, and she says yo whats up, and a, she wants you to lose the gun. Warren: You're psycho!You are psycho! what the hell is wrong with you people? You all belong in the loony bin! Every one of ya! Forget you guys! I don't need you!You think you're so happy, and you're so God damn great because you work in a freakin' record store! You think you're so...superior! (full quote)
  jane, did you consider the incidence of teenage male rex manning fans to the incidence of homosexuality amongst teenage males? (full quote)
  Floyd's very cool -mark (full quote)
  EDDIE I'm glad to say I made you a tape last night for educational purposes. Well here's the deal, man. You start off with a little classical music, a little Pokey Little Puppy. And then you got some shags on there and residents. A little Floyd and Zeppelin. (full quote)
  Wow, Mark, you play a mean guitar... its too bad you have to DIE! (full quote)
  Mark : Well my name is spelled with ... a 'K' ... so i was thinking of calling it 'Marc'... (full quote)
  ...Always...play with their minds. (full quote)
  I dont regret the things i've done but those i did not do (full quote)
  I do not regret the things I have done, but those I did not do (full quote)
  Who knows where thoughts come from? They just appear! (full quote)
  Joe, I think it's gonna be okay. - What makes you think that? - Who knows where thoughts come from? They just appear. (full quote)
  Oh Debra, don't be bitter! Surely with your evergrowing collection of flesh mutilating appendages and your brand new neo-nazi bootcamp makeover, the boys will come a'runnin!!! (full quote)
  Joe I can catagorically say that you are not a bigger banana head (full quote)
  lucas: in this lifetime, there are nothing but possibilities (full quote)
  By 1:37 exactly. (full quote)
  Let me explain it to you. Mitchell’s the man, I'm the idiot, you're the screw up, and we are all losers.....Welcome, to Music Town! (full quote)
  Im Lucas. I still work here. (full quote)
  No, we musn't dwell. No, not today. We can't. Not on Rex Manning Day!-Mark (full quote)
  Debra: Hey Lucas, is it true you committed the perfect crime? Lucas: Not entirely perfect. (full quote)
  Lucas: The fat man walks alone. (full quote)
  Gina: And they said no revealing clothing, didn't they? (full quote)
  1)when did u have time to bake these?2)dad always says there are 24 usable hours in every day1)you r a nerd (full quote)
  i do not regret the things i have done but those that i have not (full quote)
  Lucas: Joe, I can categorically say that you are not a bigger banana-head. (full quote)
  A:what's with you today? L:what's with today today?! (full quote)
  L:I'm leaving the couch now Joe A:You left the coach? L:Not the whole coach. (full quote)
  Perfect, well, not entirely perfect. (full quote)
  I do not regreat the things that i have doen only the thing s i have failed to do. (full quote)
  1) Shock me shock me shock me with that devious behavior 2) I swear you get smarter the shorter your skirt gets 1) and you get smarter the shorter your hair gets so it's a good thing you went with that! (full quote)
A-Boynix 1. It's been proven that listening to this music will make you go sterile. 2. So maybe I want to be sterile. (full quote)
EndersJane 1st Girl: Senad-o-rebelion! shock me shock me shock me with that deviant behavior. 2nd Girl: wow! that's amazing you get smarter the shorter your skirt gets. 1st Girl: And you get smarter the shorter your hair gets, so it's a good thing you went with that. (full quote)
EndersJane 1)Now Deborah don't be bitter! With your ever growing collection of fleash mutilating, silver apendages, and your new neo-nazi bootcamp makeover the boys will come-a-runnin. 2) Let's not fight let's just rip! (full quote)
5033 Joe, we're all in some kind of trouble. Am I the only that see it? You know Deb is in trouble and Aj's trouble- AJ's not in trouble. And Cory's in trouble- Cory's not in trouble she's going to Harvard. Mark's in trouble, Eddie's in trouble. Hey I'm the one who's in trouble here. (full quote)
5033 It’s only because I’m not in a band bor. Cause you know if I was in a band they would not be doing this to me. (full quote)
5033 Hey Mark I amde you a button. Mark sucks. (full quote)
9193 joe- where's Rex? Deb- I've got a beter question for you. where's Gina? (full quote)
9193 CORY- what's this? DEB- I decided i'd rather kill myself then meet Rex Manning. (full quote)
9193 Mark, you love GWAR, Why don't you join the band. (full quote)
9381 I don't feel that i have to explain my art to you, Warren. (full quote)
10929 I do not regret the things I have done, but those I did not do. (full quote)
10929 They're selling music, but not selling out. (full quote)
10929 This music is the glue of the world. It holds it all together. (full quote)
10929 The honeymoon is over. (full quote)
25031 Not today, not on Rex Manning Day… (full quote)
27014 1-where's the money? 2-in atlantic city 1-what's it doing in atlantic city? 2-recirculating 1-recirculating? 2-are you pissed of joe? (full quote)
27544 Well Shanee O'Rebellion, shock me, shock me, shock me with that deviant behavoir! (full quote)
27544 Always play with their minds. (full quote)
Niikolina Because Warren that would hurt alot. (full quote)
29964 SHOP LIFTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! (full quote)
29964 (Picks up phone) Empire Records open till midnight this is Mark.... MIDNIGHT! (Puts down phone) (full quote)
29964 (Picks up phone) Empire Records open till midnight this is Mark.... MIDNIGHT! (Puts down phone) (full quote)
29964 1) What are you doing? 2) Exercising my Veto man, mark listening to this stuff is guaranteed to make you sterile 1) [walks away and says quietly] Maybe i wanna be sterile (full quote)
29964 Jokeys navy blue (full quote)
JesterB63 Empire Records open til midnight this is Mark.....midnight! (full quote)
betty How old are you, Warren? Old enough to kick your brains through your ass and splatter them on the wall. Yea, he's a juvenile. (full quote)
36713 Rex (singing): Call me on my car phone for a je ne sais quoi. You say you need a little of my ooh-la-la. I know you get lonely in your canopy bed. Well, say no more, baby, I'll be runnin every red. Say no more, mon amour. I'll bring my lovin right to your front door. Here I come, baby, je t'adore! Lips are for kissin, baby, so say no more! (full quote)
36713 THIS ONE WAS DONE A LOT, BUT NO ONE ACTUALLY GOT IT CORRECTLY: Joe: Okay, now I want you to stand against the wall, hold these [Cd's] against your chest, and they're gonna take a photograph of you. Warren: Why don't you go shove em up your ass? Lucas: Because it would hurt a lot, Warren. (full quote)
36713 THIS ONE WAS DONE A LOT, TOO, BUT NOT THE WHOLE THING, AND SOME PARTS WERE WRONG. I THINK THIS IS RIGHT. AND THEN BEST LINE OF THE MOVIE IS AT THE END. Joe: Lucas! Lucas: Joe! Joe: Where's the money? Lucas: Joe, the money is gone. Joe: Yeah, I know it's gone, but where's it gone to? Lucas: Atlantic City. Joe: Oh, Atlantic City...Is it comin back from Atlantic City? Lucas: Oh, I don't think so, Joe. Joe: What's it doing in Atlantic City, Lucas? Lucas: ...Recirculating. Joe: Recirculating? Lucas: Yeah. (Joe knocks the bucket of change Lucas is carrying to the ground.) Lucas: Are you pissed off, Joe? Joe (grabs Lucas' arm): Lucas. Lucas: Joe! Joe: Lucas, listen to me. I told Mitchell Beck that you forgot to deposit the money. I told Mitchell that the money was still here. Lucas: Joe, that's not true. It's in Atlantic City...I swear! Joe (pushes Lucas onto the couch): Shut up, sit down, and don't you move. Lucas: It could be in other cities by now. Joe: Oh, shut up! Under no circumstances do I want you to leave that couch...unless it's to get me $9000, and then you bring it here to me, okay? Lucas: Okay. You know, I think things are gonna be alright now, Joe. Joe: Oh, and what makes you think that? Lucas: Who knows where thoughts come from? They just appear...mmhmm! Joe: What a moron! (full quote)
36713 (Corey comes up on roof.) AJ: Hi, what are you doin up here? Corey (pushes AJ to the ground): You listen to me! AJ: Hello, Corey! Corey: You are so special and so talented! And you have everything it takes! You have more than everything it takes! And you're so stupid because you don't know that! (AJ gets up.) And I know you don't love me anymore, and I know that I blew it, but at least I know that. And if you don't go to art school and you don't understand how special you are then you know nothing! (Corey pushes AJ.) AJ: Corey, I-- Corey: And I did love you, and I still...only I didn't realize it really was love, because it was more than love, and it wasn't just some stupid feeling in my stomach like everything else! And I'll never love anyone as much as you, and I hate you! Hate you! (starts pounding on his chest) Why did you wait so long to-- AJ (grabs Corey): Corey! Corey, I quit! I'm goin to art school...in Boston...so I could be near you. Corey: Really? (full quote)
36713 AJ, Mark, Corey & Gina (singing): Nothin left to sing about; this time is over now. The word is out - it hit the poles, and claimed its place among the rest of today's new things and last night's shows. The 'have-you-heard's' and the 'did-you-know's?' But I got my place. Will you be still, and try to keep from buyin. But it seems I never get enough of me. It seems I never get enough of me... (full quote)
36713 Joe (throws bag at Rex): Take your purse, and get the hell out of my store! Rex: Where's Jane? Joe: She quit, pal. Lucas: And I was lyin about your hair; it looks stupid! Deb: And we all hate the new album. Berko: Not to mention the ones before that. Eddie: You're just a washed up imposter, man. THIS LINE VARIES FROM WHAT VERSION YOU HAVE. IF IT'S JUST THE REGULAR, WHITE-CASED DVD OR VHS, IT GOES: Rex (bows): Why don't you all just fade away! BUT IF IT'S THE 'REMIX SPECIAL FAN EDITION' BLUE-CASED DVD, IT GOES: Rex: Imposter? (thinks for a minute) You know somethin? You could all be right. AND THEN IT'S REALLY AWESOME CUZ REX TALKS WITH BERKO LATER ABOUT NO ONE LETTING HIM EVEN PLAY GUITAR ON HIS LAST 3 ALBUMS, AND THEN AT THE VERY END, AFTER GINA & BERKO SING 'SUGAR HIGH', THEY START A REALLY AWESOME VERSION OF 'SAY NO more' THAT'S A LOT FASTER. AND THEN BERKO SEES REX IN THE CROWD (AND HE'S ACTUALLY WEARING NORMAL CLOTHES, SO HE LOOKS KINDA HOT) AND REX COMES UP AND PLAYS GUITAR AND SINGS IT WITH THEM. IT'S AWESOME, EVEN THO I LOVE THE LINE 'WHY DON'T YOU ALL JUST FADE AWAY!') (full quote)
36713 Mitchell: Leave the merchandise, take your cup, get out! There must be somebody outside you need to bug or something! Now! (full quote)
36713 Mitchell: Joe! What is going on here? Why do I get the feeling I am being royally screwed here, Joe? Joe: Because you are, Mitch. There was no money in the bag. One of my employees needed it. Mitchell: Who took it? Who took my money? Lucas: Mitch, this is some party you've got here. I mean, it's a helluva turn-out! Mitchell: Who are you? Lucas: I'm Lucas. I still work here. Mitchell: How could I forget? We're having a discussion here-- Lucas: Mitchell, I wanted to talk to you about this whole Music Town thing. Next week, you are gonna be the proud owner of one of the many great Music Towns across this great land, correct? Mitchell: Yes. Lucas: And you like this because Music Town jacks up their prices, so you make more money. Mitchell: You're a smart boy. Lucas: Now, when Music Town comes in, Joe is out. AJ is out. And all the beautiful little tattooed gum-chewing freaks are out as well. And it pretty much goes without saying that I'm out. Mitchell: Well, I wish it had gone without saying, but you don't seem to shut up! Joe: What I think Lucas is trying to say is that I'm gonna open up my own store. Mitchell: You don't have the start-up capital. Lucas: Yes, he does. Joe: No, I don't...but I will. I will get it. Mitch, I quit. (full quote)
36713 Casino employee: Get your bets down, ladies and gentlemen. Hot shooter on the line. Lucas: Ya know what? Let it ride. (Everyone gasps.) Casion employee: Hot dice, comin out. Man: That's an $18,000 bet. Are you sure you know what your doin, kid? Lucas: I know this: that if I win this roll i will save the place that I work from being sold, and the jobs of my friends that work there. Thus, striking a blow at all that is evil, and making this world a better place to live in Man & others: What? Lucas: ...And I'll buy you guys a drink. Man: Party! Okay! Lucas: Joe, this one's for you. (full quote)
36713 AJ: Oh, you went to Atlantic city last night? Mark: Ow! Did you win anything? Lucas: No, I did not win. So if you guys ever wonder if it was nice to know you, I tell you now that it was. (full quote)
36713 AJ (practicing being surprized): What is wrong, Joe? Joe, what is it? Lucas? No way! Come on! Mark: Here he comes. Joe (comes in and opens up safe): Dammit, Lucas! (Jimi Hendrix starts singing in the background 'Hey Joe, where you goin with that gun in your hand?' Joe comes out to look at AJ.) AJ (looks around, nervously): What's the matter, Joe? (full quote)
36713 Joe (into receiver): C'mon, Lucas, pick up the phone. Pick it up. Come on, buckethead! (full quote)
36713 THIS PART IS ONLY IN THE FAN EDITION: (Lucas jumps down behind AJ.) AJ: Holy shit! Lucas, man, how the hell'd you get in here? Lucas: Roof. Is Joe in there? AJ: Have you thought about what's gonna happen? Lucas: Have *you* thought about what's gonna happen, AJ? AJ: What the hell are you talkin about? Lucas: I'm talking about your future, AJ. AJ: My future? Lucas: Five. Five years. Five. AJ: We need to talk about your future and forget about mine right now. Lucas: My life is a packaged tour. I'm simply the passenger. AJ: Okay...well, then where do you end up, Lucas? Lucas: That's the mystery. Do you know how many people are out there? AJ: About...six billion. Lucas: Really? Six billion? That's a lot of people. AJ: Okay look, man, Joe just sent me out here to find you so...should I? Lucas: Find yourself. I'm right here. (full quote)
36713 THIS IS ONLY IN THE FAN EDITION, TOO. I'M PUTTING THESE IN HERE CUZ I FIGURE IF YOU GUYS LOVE THE MOVIE AS MUCH AS I DO, YOU'LL WANNA BUY IT CUZ IT HAS SO MANY EXTRA SCENE'S RIGHT IN THE MOVIE AND LOTS OF EXTRA STUFF. IT'S ABOUT COREY GETTING INTO HARVARD. GINA'S WORKING THE COUNTER AND COREY'S SISTER, THIS VERY...NOT CUTE LITTLE GIRL WITH BRACES AND LONG STRINGY HAIR IN PIGTAILS COMES IN OFF HER BIKE: Corey's little sister: Gina, I gotta find Corey right now. Gina (into loud speaker): Paging Miss Corey Mason, please meet your smelly sister in the rotunda. (Corey's sister flicks her off and Corey comes in.) Corey's sis: Dad says to bring this to you right away. Wait till you see what's in it. Corey: Harvard. It's Harvard! I'm afraid to open it. (Opens and reads.) AJ: Well? Did you get in? Gina: Well, do they want you? Corey's sis: What's it say? Corey: Yes. (Kisses her sister.) Corey's sis: Are you sure? Corey: Yes! Corey's sis: Oh my God!(runs off) Gina (yelling after her): There is such a thing as a phone, ya know! AJ: Wow, you did it! (hugs her) Gina: It's awesome! You're getting out of here. Yes! (grabs loud speaker) Ladies and gentlemen, our most valued employee, Corey Mason is going off to secure the future of the free world. (covers microphone) Harvard, Harvard, Harvard, ahh!!! (into speaker again) Miss Mason, you just got into Harvard. What are you gonna do now? Corey: I'm gonna...throw up. (Gina and AJ step away.) (full quote)
36713 FAN EDITION ONLY, AGAIN: Mark (reading from 'Rules and Standards for Music Town Employees' list to two little kids): 'Music Town play list must be adhered to.' That means no 2Pac, no Dre, no Cube, no Snoop, no Mr. Big... (THEN IT GOES TO THE PART YOU ALL KNOW:) Deb: 'No visable tattoos'? Gina: 'No revealing clothing'? Deb: We're both screwed...at least you're used to it. Gina: Now, Deborah, don't be bitter! Certainly with your ever growing collection of flesh-mutilating silver apendages, and your brand new Neo-Nazi boot camp makeover, the boys will come a-runnin! Deb: Let's not fight; let's just rip! (full quote)
36713 ANOTHER ONE ONLY IN THE FAN EDITION: (Starts out with Mark looking into the camera.) Mark: So how did I come up with the name 'Marc'? Well, see, it's a very interesting story. I remember it as though it was yesterday. Berko (comes up to Mark): Have you seen Deborah? Mark (gets all nervous): Depends on what you mean by 'seen' because I've seen her but, ya know, not recently. Berko: I can't find her anywhere. (Camera starts moving down and Deb's hiding behind where Mark's putting away CDs. Berko starts to walk away.) Deb: Go away, Berko. Go away. (full quote)
36713 Lucas, AJ, and then Warren (lip syncing and dancing to Joe's playing ACDC on his drums): It's criminal. There ought to be a law. Criminal. There ought to be a whole lot more. You get nothing for nothing. Tell me, who can you trust? We got what you want. And you've got the lust! If you want blood, you got it! If you want blood, you got it! Blood on the streets, blood on the rocks, blood in the gutter. Every last drop. You want blood? You got it! It's animal, livin in a human zoo. If you want blood. Mitchell (comes in and sees Corey and Gina dancing to it): Excuse me, ladies. Less shimmy, more selling, thank you. (full quote)
36713 Corey: Joe...dear...best boss in the world. Can I bring Rex his lunch? Joe: Berko's takin him his lunch. Corey: Um, Joe, you know that Berko's gonna insult him right to his face. I don't think that's such a good idea. Joe: Look, I don't care if Berko sticks and M-80 up his butt and lights it. In fact, I hope he sticks one up mine. It might be an improvement. Corey: Joe, I have to bring Rex his lunch. Joe: Berko is. Corey: Joe, I NEED to bring him his lunch. Joe: Berko is. Corey (yelling): I'M BRINGING REX HIS LUNCH! Joe: ...Alright. (full quote)
36713 IN THE FAN EDITION, THE PART where COREY COMES ON TO REX IS EVEN GROSSER, IF YOU CAN BELIEVE THAT. THE REGULAR ONE GOES LIKE THIS: Rex: You sure you wanna do this? Corey: Yeah, definitely. Rex (unzips fly): Rock and roll. BUT IN THE FAN EDITION, HE GOES: Corey: Yeah, definitely. Rex (unzips fly and picks up Bleu Cheese Dressing on table and takes off cap): Hope you like the taste of bleu cheese. I ALMOST THREW UP. HOPE YOU TOOK IT BETTER THAN I DID. (full quote)
36713 (Corey gives Deb and Mark her invitations to Deb's 'funeral.') Mark: what's RIP mean? Deb: Really Idiotic Party. (full quote)
36713 (Eddie's looking at Mark's CD that AJ burned earlier.) Eddie: Hey, man, there's your problem. Somebody burned it. If you were listenin to records and somebody burned it or put water n it or something, it wouldn't wreck em, just warp em a little bit. Sometimes that even makes em sound a little bit better. Ya know, the only thing that can destroy records is (starts yelling) SOME FREAK WHO KICKS EM AROUND AND THROWS EM ON THE GROUND! Mark: It's only cuz I'm not in a band, bro. Cuz you know that if I was in a band, they would not be doing this to me. Eddie: If you didn't listen to CDs! (Some guy comes up to Eddie as Mark walks away.) Guy: Clapton on vinyl. Eddie: Could you be a bit more vague, man? We got lost of Clapton on vinyl. We got Clapton with John Mayall, Clapton with Yardbirds, Clapton with Derek & The Dominoes, Clapton with Blind Faith, the rainbow concert from '73. Do you want him solo, unplugged? You want him with Cream? You want the white boy living room tapes with Jimmy Paige? Guy: Cool. Where is it? Eddie: Over there, man. (full quote)
36713 Eddie: Do you even know where Harvard is, man? AJ: It's near Boston. Eddie: No, do you really know where Harvard is? It's a whole different planet filled with big blonde guys who eat ivy and row boats. (full quote)
37343 ****** ******* open til midnight, this is Mark. MIDNIGHT! (full quote)
37516 AJ: Mark, listening to this stuff is guarenteed to make you sterile. Mark: (under his breath) Maybe I wanna be sterile. (full quote)
40504 with that neo-nazi makeover the boys will come 'a runnin! (full quote)
40905 1.(showing slit wrist scar)I tried to kill myself with a Lady Bic. A pink plastic razor with daisies on it and a moisturizing strip. (full quote)
41753 I'll check the couch (full quote)
42571 Deb: what do you want, Warren? Warren: Stop calling me Warren! My name isn't fucking Warren! Eddie: His name isn't fucking Warren. Corey: His name isn't fucking Warren. Berko: His name isn't fucking Warren. Mark: I thought his name was Warren? (full quote)
44453 In this life there are nothing but possibilities. (full quote)
44453 Who knows where thoughts come from; they just appear. (full quote)
44453 I do not regret the things I have done, but those I did not do. (full quote)
RachieAchie We mustn't dwell. No, not today. We can't! Not on Rex Manning day! (full quote)
StarDancer Damn the Man!! (full quote)
Christianners Joe, is it O.K. if I leave the couch? 'Cause I'm gonna leave the couch now, okay? My ass is falling asleep, so I gotta go. I'm leaving. (full quote)
Christianners I went to rock and roll heaven, and I wasn't on the guest list. (full quote)
Christianners Oh now, Debra, don't be bitter, surely with your ever growing collection of flesh mutilating silver appendages and your brand new neo-nazi boot camp makeover the boys will come a-runnin' (full quote)
Christianners I do not regret the things I have done, but those I did not do (full quote)
Christianners We mustn't dwell... no, not today. We CAN'T. Not on Rex Manning day. (full quote)
Christianners Joe, I can categorically say that you are not a bigger banana-head. (full quote)
Christianners The fat man walks alone. (full quote)
jakuvharts Who knows where thoughts come from? They just appear. (full quote)
jemandZUMschnacken MARK SUCKS (full quote)