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Four Rooms - 1995 Movie Quotes


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3225 1) what's the problem? 2) Hello, Betty. Problem? I haven't got a problem. I've got fucking problems...Plural. (full quote)
4267 Who didnt put the cork back on the cristall? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 who didnt put it in? Do you people know how much this costs? No you dont, no you dont. You know why? Cuz its fucking free to you guys thats why. (full quote)
ProKiller The names Ted. Ted. Yes my mother did me the service of naming me Theordore. And I haven't a clue as to how you know that because everyone who knows that is thousands of fucking miles away. Have you and idea, the faintest idea what its like to arrive at school and find yourself sourounded by the malijusted! Ever worn a bonnet, give it try sometime. So shoot me now, becuase no one is ever going to call me Theodore again. Let alone Theo the thumper. (full quote)
ProKiller Okay here are the rules. Don't break the rules and I won't break your necks. SNAP! One time someone said that to me when I was a kid, only they weren't joking. The rules are simple. Don't do anything you wouldn't do if your parents were here. If there's an emergency call me on the phone like your dad said. And if your good I'll bring you up some milk and cookies. (full quote)
ProKiller I was told. No sex with the cliental. (full quote)
ProKiller I took Rin Tin Tin out for a shit for Christ sakes. (full quote)
ProKiller 1: Put out your hand like this and smile. Now if the cocksucker doesn't pay you, just say to yourself, fuck you jack. (full quote)
ProKiller 1: Tell me, how long have the others been there? 2: Bout an hour, one hour (full quote)
ProKiller I don't mean to upset you further sir, but I do think she was trying to say yes. (full quote)
ProKiller Well most recently there's room 309. There's this scary mexican gangster dude pokin his finger in my chest. There's his hulligan kids runnin a muck. This rooms blazin a fire. There's a big fat needle stuck in my leg infecting me with god knows what. And then theres me wakin out a door right fuckin now. bueanios noceas. (full quote)
ProKiller 1: Why don't you just shut the fuck up bitch! 2: bitch? 1: Bitch! 2: um excuse me but aren't you the one that's being paid to suck his cock, cork boy. (full quote)
ProKiller 1: You wanna make five hundred dollars 2: Sure 1: How bout three 2: three hundred dollars? 1: Yeah 2: Okay. 1: My children are staying here alone tonight, I want you to check up on them every thirty minutes. 2: Check up on them? 1: Yeah, make sure they're all right, make sure they go to bed. 2: Sir, I could send down for a baby sitting service. 1: No, I don't trust babysitters. My children are safer alone then with some fucked up bonefied babysitter I don't know from the man in the fucking moon. (full quote)
ProKiller Here are the rules, don't break the rules and I won't break your necks.*SNAP* Someone said that to me when I was was a kid, only they weren't joking. (full quote)
ProKiller 1: If she doesn't get his goop in ten minutes, I'll go in there and get it myself. 2: That'd be a first for you. (full quote)
ProKiller 1: Betty's going to kill me. 2: Who's Betty?! 1: the boss. 2: Oh good. (full quote)
ProKiller Once upon a time, I had a wittle bunny wabbit, and his name was Teddy. He looked real cute nibblin on Angela's ear, and picturing you doing it really fuckin razes me. So don't let me stop you Theodore. (full quote)
ProKiller 1: Look, I'm not playing this game anymore. 2: Don't worry, it'll all be over soon, then you can go home to mommy, Theodore. (full quote)
ProKiller 1: what's up Ted. 2: what's up, sir. (full quote)
ProKiller help me out here, I've got on this fifty bucks. (full quote)
ProKiller Get your ass up here and call the police because there's a dead body iup here and it looks like shit and it smells even worse and if you don't help us, my dad is gonna lay you down right next to her. I swear to fucking god! (full quote)
ProKiller Check it out, T and A! (full quote)
ProKiller Sleep tight, all night, and I won't tell your parents about the champange. (full quote)
ProKiller You were fucked by an oven of witches? (full quote)
ProKiller You sound a little down, hasn't this been the happiest of New Years? (full quote)
ProKiller That's fucking asses in fucking seats. (full quote)
ProKiller She's lying Sigfried, I swear to God. (full quote)
ProKiller Hell of a night eh Ted? (full quote)
ProKiller I have absolutely NO IDEA! (full quote)
ProKiller 1: Now don't open yours eyes or it'll burn, burn, burn. 2: Did you ever open your eyes? 1: Yes I did, and look at me now. 2,3: We can't. 1: Excatly! (full quote)
ProKiller 1: What kind of gun was it? 2: I don't know, i'm not a gun guy. 1: Was it like Dirty Harry's gun? 2: Yeah something like that yeah. 1: Did it have a long or short barrel? 2: What difference does it make?! 1: For one its the difference between a forty four magnum and a magnum three fifty seven. 2: Who the fuck cares whether it was a forty four or a three ninety two, it was a big fucking gun, it was loaded and it was pointed right at my fucking head! (full quote)
ProKiller 1: Would you please stop talking about his cock! 2: But its hard to stop talking about something so huge. (full quote)
ProKiller what I really want to be is a midwife. I've attended four births already. I can prevent vaginal tears and everything. (full quote)
ProKiller If they can sow that guys dick back on they can sow Norman's little pinky back on. (full quote)
ProKiller GET your SKANKY ASSES THE FUCK OUTA HERE! (full quote)
ProKiller 1: Is that the penthouse? 2: Why yes it is. (full quote)
  Problem...I have Fucking Problems...Plural. (full quote)
  I don't have a Problem...I have Fucking Problems...Plural. (full quote)
11257 The less a man makes declarative statements, the less aptest to look foolish in retrospect. (full quote)
11257 The less a man makes declarative statements, the less aptest to look foolish in retrospect. (full quote)
11257 The less a man makes declarative statements, the less aptest to look foolish in retrospect. (full quote)
  If she doesn't get his goop in five minuets, i'm going in and getting it myself! (full quote)
  please stop talking about his cock!!!!!!! (full quote)
  start nibbling mother fucker! (full quote)
  Hello Betty. Problem? I haven't got a problem. I've got fucking problems, plural. Wannu hear? Well most recently there's room 309. There's this crazy mexican gansta dude poking his finger in my chest. There's his hooligan kids snappin they're fingers in my face. There's a putrid rotting corpse of dead whore stuffed in the springs of the bed. There's rooms blazin afire. There's a big fat needle from god knows where stuck in my leg, infecting me with god knows what. And then there's me, walkin out the door, right f*cking now. Buenos Noches. (full quote)
  Dip them in the milk! (full quote)
  We - want - YOU - to be - THE DICEMAN. (full quote)
7268 So, since you're gonna be stuck remembering this moment for the rest of your life, you gotta decide what that memory will be. So, are you gonna remember for the next forty years, give or take a decade, how you refused a thousand dollars for one second's worth of work, or how you made a thousand dollars for one second's worth of work? (full quote)
ShadowDragyn 1) Looking after your kids is a pain in the ass I don't need. 2) You calling my kids a pain in the ass? 1) Oh, no sir! They're not a pain in the ass, it is the situation that's a pain in the ass. 2) ...No, you were right the first time. They're a pain in the ass. (full quote)
10929 Well, for one thing, it's the difference between a .44 Magnum and a .357 Magnum. (full quote)
10929 Was it like Dirty Harry's gun? (full quote)
12818 Everybody starts out as strangers, Ted. It's where we end up that counts. (full quote)
13140 i don't have a 'problem'. i have problems...plural. (full quote)
13140 there's a dead WHORE in the mattress! (full quote)
Valhalla Police, get someone over here RIGHT FUCKING NOW! (full quote)
29060 A whole lot of motherfuckers saw that movie. (full quote)
30737 I give you the sweat of five men's thighs. (full quote)
C5Vette 1)Obviously I have come at a very bad time. 2)Lets not beleaguer the fact that you have no sense of timing, the fact is you're here. (full quote)
C5Vette 1)But I've never even met you people before. You're complete strangers. 2)Everybody starts out as strangers Ted; its where we end up that counts. (full quote)
35766 Did it look like Dirty Harry's gun? (full quote)
37516 Ted...the name's Ted. Yes my mother did me the dis-service of naming me Theodore...and I haven't a clue to how you know that because everyone who knows that is thousands of fucking miles away from here! Do you any idea...the faintest idea what it's like to show up at school and find yourself surrounded by the maladjusted? And there you stand...little lord fulcnoroy...ever want a bonnet...give it a try sometime. Because no one is EVER going to call me Theodore again...let alone...Theo, the thumper. (full quote)
44339 We haven't got A problem. We've got fucking problems plural! (full quote)
rhps2000 Did they misbehave? (full quote)