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French Kiss - 1995 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
3820 Fester,fester,fester,rot,rot,rot. (full quote)
  It's a beautiful day to be in Cannes, isn't it Kate? (full quote)
4448 It just gets under my skin and it makes me, completely, IN-SANE! (full quote)
3225 I hate Paris, oh why oh why do I hate Paris, because my love is there with his slut girlfriend (full quote)
3225 LACTOSE INTOLERANCE!!! (full quote)
3225 My ass is twitching. You people make my ass twitch. (full quote)
  You're French aren't you? (full quote)
  OHH!! Beautiful! Wish you were here! (full quote)
  I'm going to get him back, and i'm going to make him love me! (full quote)
  Twisted steel, balls of fire, naked baby screaming for its mother! (full quote)
  I never thought I would be the type of person to say it, but all men are bastards. (full quote)
5118 Ohhh, Beautiful, Wish you were here. (full quote)
5046 I get around as nature intended: in a car. (full quote)
  You know each other? Of course you know each other, all you bastards know each other! (full quote)
1250 1. what was that? what did he say? 2. 'E say, one of ze engines is not working, but not worry, we take off anyway. (full quote)
  You know I don't know what they taught you in France, but rude and interesting is not the same thing. (full quote)
  all men are bastards....bastard! (full quote)
  I can understand that. I mean, you can disconnect from everything but a kiss. A kiss is so intimate--two peoples' lips together, their breath a little bit of their souls... I just meant that a kiss is where the romance is. (full quote)
  (singing) I hate Paris, oh why, oh why do I hate Paris... because my love is there... with his slut girlfriend... (full quote)
9924 i hate paris in the spring time.. i hate paris in the fall.. i hate paris in the summer when it sizzles, i hate paris in the winter when it drizzles. i hate paris. oh why oh, why do, i hate paris because my love is there.. with his SLUT girlfriend... (full quote)
9924 (not sure if this is quite correct but its hilarious anyways.. i love this movie!!) youll be one of those lonely old men, sitting in the back of a cafe saying 'my ass is twitching.. you people make my ass twitch' (full quote)
10015 When people say they are happy, it makes my ass twitch. (sounds like: When peepol say zey are happee, eet makes my ass tweetch.) (full quote)
  You people make my ass twitch. (full quote)
12884 Zip, Boom, Bonjour! back in Buisness! (full quote)
  Is that a French thing or a consierge thing? (full quote)
  Is that a French thing or a Consierge thing?? (full quote)
12153 My whole life is passing before my eyes, and we don't even have children yet. (full quote)
12153 Spasm! Spasm! Oh, God, here it comes... lactose intolerence! (full quote)
12153 Kate: Do you speak English? Concierge: Of course, Madam. This is the George Cinq, not some backpacker's hovel. (full quote)
12153 Why weren't you the one, Charlie? The one who turned on this big shiny Kate-light that burns so bright? (full quote)
12153 Kate : Did you know there are 452 official kinds of cheese in this country, isn't that amazing? To find 452 ways to classify what is essentially a bacterial process? Don't you think that's amazing? Luc : You would prefer one kind of cheese? One cheeseburger to put it on? One restaurant to eat it in? Kate : I'm saying I *like* the cheese. God! (full quote)
12153 For me, bullshit is like breathing. (full quote)
12153 [in French] I love the sea, so beautiful, so mysterious... so full of fish. (full quote)
12153 Luc: Now we'll practice. I'll be Charlie. Kate: I'll be Kate. (full quote)
12153 Luc: I am thinking, I want you. Kate: You want me? Luc: That's all. I want you. (full quote)
12153 Kate: A healthy person is someone who expresses what they feel - express, not repress. Luc: In that case, you must be one of the healthiest people alive. (full quote)
12153 Kate: You lost your birthright in one hand of poker? Luc: I'm an asshole. what can I say? (full quote)
12153 Kate: So who is this guy who stole my bags? Luc: Bub. Kate: Bub? Luc: Bub. Like Bub Dylan? (full quote)
12153 Luc: Meanwhile, his lover - Kate: Don't ever use that word again. Luc: All right, this bastard woman... (full quote)
12153 Kate: Do you believe in love? The kind that lasts forever? Luc: I loved my mother. (full quote)
  Kate:(referring to her first meeting with Charlie - her boyfriend) I don't know, it wasn't exactly a thunder clap or bolt, it was more of a ... Luc: Light drizzle? (full quote)
  #1 Bub. #2 Bub? #1 Yes, Bub, like um Bub Dylan. #2 Ohhh, Bob! #1 (american accent) Ohhh, Bob! (full quote)
  I can see you now, one of those hunched back lonely old men sitting in the corner of a crowded café mumbling to himself…. (In a scratchy voice) 'My ass is twitching. You people make my ass twitch.' (full quote)
  My ass is twitching. You people make my ass twitch. (full quote)
  Don't feel guity. If you feel guilty then I will feel guilty for making you feel guilty. You know what? That was the old me...feel guilty. Swim in it until your fingers get all pruny! (full quote)
  Ohh..I see..you don't think I'm sexy enough. You want this fussy little gir who says yes when she means no and no when she means yes and I can't do it! I just can't do it! Happy-smile, sad-frown! Use the corresponding faces withe the corresponding emotion! (full quote)
  You know, no matter what I might seem like tonight, it's still the same old me from yesterday you wind up with tomorrow, the same old me. (full quote)
  it's not up here! :-( if anybody knows the quote where he says something like: first you will forget his chin, then his nose, and eventually he will go away... or somethin like that...put it up here! hehe i really want it (full quote)
  Luc; and this this goddess....-Kate: don't EVER use that word again. (full quote)
  I was at Ronny Templeton's little brother's house...and I didn't even enjoy it! I inhaled...but I was hacking and coughing. (full quote)
  Luc: plein de poisson non? (full quote)
  Kate: Get mom on the phone. Lily: Okay, but should you still be calling her mom? Kate: Lily! Just get mom on the phone! (full quote)
  Luc's mother: Since when are woman just your friends? Luc: Since I met her. (full quote)
  Kate: I just wanted to take a good look at the person who stole my little Charlie's heart away. Juliette: I did no steal anything that didn't want to be stolen. Kate: Oh, Charlie, she's smart. (full quote)
  Luc: Meanwhile, his lover.. Kate: Don't ever use that word again. Luc: Okay, this bastard woman. (full quote)
  You say that now but after a time you would forget. First you would forget his chin and then his nose and after a while you would struggle to remember the exact color of his eyes and one day you wake up and he's gone. His voice, his smell, his face. He will have left you and then you can begin again. (full quote)
  you'll be one of those hunch-backed, lonely old men, sitting in the corner of a crowded cafe saying, my ass is twitching. you people make my ass twitch. (full quote)
  My ass twitches. Yup! People make my ass twitch. (full quote)
  Who is he? - He's Bub, Bub. - Bub? - Bub, like Bub Dylan. - Oh Bob! - Wi, Baaaab. (full quote)
5046 (babbling on) …a nicotine-saturated and - sorry to say this - hygiene-deficient Frenchman! (full quote)
10724 It's a bold wine with a hint of sophistication and lacking in pretention...actually i was just talking about myself. (full quote)
10724 not the cow. i just ate that cow!! (full quote)
10929 Wine is like people, the vine takes all the influences in life all around it, it absorbs them, and it gets its personality. (full quote)
12153 Kate: Do you think you could urinate with someone standing behind you? Con-man: I think I could manage it. Are you going to be the someone? (full quote)
12153 Those French! They hate us, they smoke, they have a whole relationship with dairy products I don't understand. (full quote)
12153 Charlie: I met this woman, this apparition, this goddesse Kate: Goddesse? Charlie: It's French - for goddess. (full quote)
12153 I get around as nature intended: in a car. (full quote)
12153 Charlie: what does he do? Kate: Besides what we do together? I don't think he does anything at all... huh. (full quote)
12153 Happy - smile. Sad - frown. Use the corresponding face for the corresponding emotion. (full quote)
12153 No matter what I might seem like tonight, it's still the same old me from yesterday you wind up with tomorrow. (full quote)
Emania Happy-smile. Sad-frown. Use the corresponding face for the corresponding emotion. (full quote)
Maddy0280 so, you're from Canada eh? (full quote)
17741 what can I say?....I am an ass-a-hole. (full quote)
17741 I don't like how you say with your nose all scrunched up,'You're Frunch aren't you?' (full quote)
22346 1. Oh no, It's coming, the mucus is coming. Spasm! Spasm! 2. Look at the Cows 3. Not the cow, I just ate that cow. Oh god, here it is, here it comes. Lactose Intolerant! (full quote)
23755 Kate: One love for you would be like having to eat home for the rest of your life, and you probably like to go out to a different restaurant every chance you get.. (full quote)
23755 Luc: You want to ask me something, or no? Kate: No, forget it it. Luc: I forget already. (full quote)
23823 The captain says there is a crack in the engine, but not to worry we take off anyway. (full quote)
23823 I'm suppose to be this pouty little girl who says no when she means yes and yes when she means no. And I cannot do it. You use the corresponding face with the corresponding emotion. (full quote)
Niikolina Fester,fester,fester....rot,rot,rot. (full quote)
29257 Stop the rocking, stop the rocking! (full quote)
29257 I'm gonna get him back, mom. I will truimph. (full quote)
29417 1: Was he wearing a suit with a yellow shirt? 2: You know him? Oh, of course you know him. All you bastards know each other. (full quote)
32106 My ass is twitching... you people make my ass twitch. (full quote)
32300 happy - smile, sad - frown... use the corresponding face for the corresponding emotion (full quote)
Stephanie 1) So who is this guy who stole my bags? 2)Bub. 1)Bub? 2) Yes, Bub! Like Bub Dylan? 1) Ohhh, Bob! 2) Oui, Baaahhb. (full quote)
cme Kate, "So you must be Juliette?" Juliette, "Yes, I am Juliette" Kate, "Let me take a good look at the woman who stole my Charlie's Little Heart" Juliette, "I did not steal anything that did not want to be stolen" (full quote)