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| 1153 |
1) That's why they call me Stallion. 2) AHH! Tha- that's disgusting!
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| 1153 |
Ooh, ooh, ooh! Look at that pooper, man. Spandex, it's a privelage, not a right.
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| 1153 |
1) Wait! Hold the door! 2) Let me guess. No pool.
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| 3378 |
1) I can't believe they decided you won. 2) They didn't. The guys felt it was the only way I'd get a date.
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| 3378 |
Yo, I kind of feel like god.
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| 3378 |
She's rabid, but cute.
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| 3378 |
She's buff. ballsy. Let's keep her. Waste the dude.
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| 3378 |
1) Snoop unto them... 2)...As they'd snoop unto us.
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| 3378 |
You know, if I didn't live by a strict code of honor, I might take advantage of this situation. Erotically as it were.
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| 3378 |
A little pelvis, a little booty. A little pelvis and booty. House party!
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| 3378 |
1) Was that her top? 2) One handed. 3) Difficulty rating? 4) seven.
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| 3378 |
I hope you don't screw like you type.
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| 3378 |
All right he's in the personal ads. Disappointed white male. Cross dresser looking for discreet friend to bring dreams to realiy. Leather, lace and water sports. Transvestites welcome.
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| 3378 |
1) Our records indicate he's deceased. 2) I'm what!
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God Gave men Brains Bigger than Dogs so they wouldn't hump womens legs at cocktail parties
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| 3378 |
A worm and a virus? The plot thickens.
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| 3378 |
1) What did you learn in school today? 2) revenge.
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| 3378 |
It's in that place where I put that thing that time.
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| 3378 |
Anything else mom? You want me to mow the lawn? Oops. Forgot. New york, no grass.
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| 3378 |
We have no names man, no names. We are nameless!
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| 4451 |
I gotta record.....I used to be Zerocool. Ahhh, no way man, your Zerocool, Crashed 1770 computers in one day, including the New York Stock Exchange. It is, its really you. Man, I always thought you were black.
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| 3378 |
Pool on the roof must have a leak.
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| EndersJane |
crash and burn
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| EndersJane |
#1 dude, dude, dude, dude.......#2 joey joey joey #1 what?? #2 one more dude out of you and im going to slap the shit out of you ok!
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| 4919 |
never send a boy to do a womans job
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| 4919 |
dade murphy:i dont play well with others
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| 4919 |
Kate libby: i hope u dont screw like you type
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Mess with the best, die like the rest.
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| 5600 |
It's in that place where I put that thing that time.
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| 5831 |
Never fear, I is here.
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| 5831 |
That is royally stupid man!
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You just made an enemy for life. Boy meets world. Lets go.
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GOD wouldn't be up this late...
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Of all the things ive lost i miss my mind the most
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| 6355 |
You mean this isnt woodshop class?
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hack the planet
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| 7054 |
1. Hey, can I crash at your place tonight?
2. Again?... Yeah sure (Both make Kung Fu sounds)
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Wouldn't you just love to hack one of those gibsons?
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That's universally stupid, man!
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This is our world now. The world of the electron and the switch; the beauty of the baud. We exist without nationality, skin color, or religious bias. You wage wars, murder, cheat, lie to us and try to make us believe it's for our own good, yet we're the criminals. Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto. You may stop me, but you can't stop us all.
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| Shadrach |
Hackers of the world, unite!
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The little boat flipped over.
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Razor and Blade? They're flakes!
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Congradulations, no one's ever beat her before. You just made enemies for life...Boy meets world, let's go.
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i wanna see a ovie tonight and knowone wants to and i was planning to do something reallt sexy to my boyfriend yyyuuummmm....
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| 9307 |
1) Blow me. 2) Thank you.
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I want it to have my children!
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God gave men brains larger than dogs, so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail partys
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| 9821 |
(1)He's way down there. (2) Ta Da! (1)Yo braindead...the manual
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| 9821 |
Check out the pooper on that one...Spandex; Its a privelege, not a right.
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| 9821 |
Mom: You do like girls don't you?
Son: Yes...And I'm still a virgin!!
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| 10498 |
I am goning to swat you like a fly..........I am going to snap you like a toothpick
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| 11689 |
I sentence you to probabtion under which you are forbidden to own or operate a computer or touch tone telephone until the day of your 18th birthday.
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| 11689 |
No 1 - Dade, what are you doing? No 2 - I'm taking over a television station.
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| 11689 |
Yack, yack, yack. Get a job!!!
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| 12129 |
#1- What's with this guy? #2- His parents missed Woodstock and he's been making up for it ever since.
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| Pepidew17 |
Have no fear I is here.
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| Pepidew17 |
what your mom get you a puter for Christmas?
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| 12153 |
DADE: You look good in a dress.
KATE: You would have looked better.
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| 12153 |
(1)Are you challenging me?
(2)Name your stakes.
(1)If I win, you become my slave.
(2)Your SLAVE?
(1)You wish! You'll do shitwork, scan, crack copyrights...
(2)And if I win?
(1)Make it my first-born!
(2)Make it our first-date!
(1)I dont DO dates. But I dont lose either, so you're on!
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| 12153 |
We have just gotten a wake-up call from the Nintendo Generation.
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| 12153 |
Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death, and uh, I can do all of them.
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| 12153 |
There is no right and wrong. There's only fun and boring.
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| 12153 |
This is our world now. The world of the electron and the switch; the beauty of the baud. We exist without nationality, skin color, or religious bias. You wage wars, murder, cheat, lie to us and try to make us believe it's for our own good, yet we're the criminals. Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto. You may stop me, but you can't stop us all.
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| 12153 |
(1)So, uh, what's your interest in Kate Libby, eh? Academic? Purely sexual?
(2)Homicidal.
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That's it man. your looking at it. He just looks slick all day.
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| 13626 |
His parents missed Woodstock and he's been making up for it ever since.
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| 16274 |
1. I win...you wear a dress on our date. 2. And if I win...so do you. 1. Deal.
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| 17168 |
1) Dude, Dude, Dude, Dude, Dude, Dude.... 2) SAY DUDE ONE more TIME AND SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!!!
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| 17168 |
1) Dude, Dude, Dude, Dude, Dude, Dude.... 2) SAY DUDE ONE more TIME AND I'll SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!!!
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| 18520 |
Razor and Blade?? They're just a couple of flakes!
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freak-yo who ate all my fries? serial-JOEY!!!! joey- no man i didn't touch your fries freak- yo serial man you owe me a pack of friens serial to joey- O I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!
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(1)Norman, This is Mr. Eddie Vedder from accounts, i just had a power surge here at home that wiped out a file i was working on listen im in big trobule, u know anything about computers? (2) umm...ahh...gee (1) right well, my BLT drive on my computer just went AWOL, and, I got this big project due tomorrow for Mr. Kawasaci, if i dont get it in he's gonna ask me to commit harry carey, could you read me the number on the modem?...it's a little boxy thing.
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Dude what you waiting for? arrest me already!
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| 20182 |
1.) You like girls, right [2]? 2.) Yes, mom. And I'm still a virgin!
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Get me the switch and control center. I need a trace on a call thats in progress.
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| 18406 |
nikon: the cops'll have you in 5 minutes man. Kate: never send a boy to do a womans job with me we can do it in seven. Cereal killer: yeah well if i help we can do it in six. Nikon: yo i gotta save all your asses if i help we can do it in 5 minutes man. dade: ok lets go shopping
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TRUCK!
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woah this isn't wood shop class?
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We are Samauri... the keyboard cowboy.
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| 13556 |
Cereal Killer: Spandex--it's a privilege not a right.
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| ThothDarkfall |
There are far worse things than death......and I can do all of them
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| GenieChick |
Crash and Burn
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It's leopard boy, and the decepticons
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It`s to much machine for you !
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| 29074 |
I have a photogenic memory...it's a curse.
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| 29074 |
what, did your parents buy you a puter for Christmas?
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| 29074 |
Whoa, whoa, whoa wait!...get it?!....Crash...and Burn!!
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| 69phreak69 |
of all the things I’ve lost I miss my mind the most-ozzy osbourne
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Ah look…. Its leopard boy….. and all the deceptions
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Oh look. It's leopard boy….. and all the decepticons.
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| 32242 |
Mess with the best and die like the rest.
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my BLT drive on my computer just went AWOL and uh, i've got this big project do tomorrow. If i dont get it in, he's going to ask me to commit hari kari.
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| Gretzke99 |
There's no such thing as right and wrong, only fun and boring
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Shit on me.
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| 33899 |
I hope you don't screw like you type.
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Cereal killer, as in fruit loops
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| EndersJane |
YO! Braindead the manual!
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Looks like I'm on top.
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your mom
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| 39556 |
You mess with the best, you die like the rest
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
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FYI man, alright. You could sit at home, and do like absolutely nothing, and your name goes through like 17 computers a day. 1984? Yeah right, man. That's a typo. Orwell is here now. He's livin' large. We have no names, man. No names. We are nameless!
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| 42461 |
Kill the Gibson!
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I hope you don't screw like you type.
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Never Fear, I is here.
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| Raziel |
Super hero like even...
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| Raziel |
Don't threaten me... There are worse things than death, and... I can do all of them.
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| tomServo42 |
Rabbit, Flu-shot, someone talk to me.
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| tomServo42 |
Type "Cookie", you idiot. I'll head 'em off at the pass.
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| tomServo42 |
Seven. Wow! Burn's wetware matches her software!
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