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Miami Rhapsody - 1995 Movie Quotes

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7016 It's just a good rule of thumb never to be older than your gynecologist. (full quote)
7016 Basically, the only substances I abuse are hair care products. (full quote)
7016 I remember thinking that this is a woman I could marry, if only she weren't living with my oldest friend. (full quote)
8563 I'm a middle child, so I always feel like the really good moments are happening to someone else. (full quote)
8563 And will you love him in a boat, and will you love him on a float? (full quote)
8563 It's probably hereditary. My grandmother gets quiet, too. Of course, she's had a stroke. (full quote)
8563 There's so much substance in sitcoms, right? (full quote)
8563 And will you love Leslie in the dark, and will you love her in the park? And will you love her on a train, and will you love her in the rain? And will you love her here and there, and will you love and keep Leslie everywhere? (full quote)
8563 I just can't imagine Mom having sex with another man. You know, I mean, I still shudder when I think of Mom having sex with you. (full quote)
10929 Marriage is a lot like Miami: it's hot, and it's terrible, and it's sometimes dangerous. But if it's so terrible, why is there all that traffic? (full quote)
10929 --Why do you always assume the worst about people? --Statistics. (full quote)
  1) Wait, I have to put on my thing. 2) what thing?? 1) My diaphram. And you should put on something on too, buddy. 2) We have to use two things? 1) Yeah, I don't know where you've been. 2) I've been with your mother! (full quote)
chasprice 1) It's 10 o'clock at night you can't possibly be creative. 2) Yeah, that's what I'm hoping for. (full quote)
chasprice 1) It's so sad. You never think it's going to happend to you. 2) Yeah, I did. I always thought it was going to happen to me. (full quote)
chasprice 1) We reallyt need a woman on this staaff? 2) Yeah? 1) None of these neanderthals knows how to make a good cup of coffee. (full quote)
chasprice 1) No talking unless it's in Spanish. 2) All I know how to do is count. (full quote)