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| 5391 |
Nomi, do my boobs look any bigger to you?
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In America everyone's a gynecologist
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$50? You got no self esteem, baby. You are one fantastic fuck!
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| 5402 |
1. Do you like Crystal? 2. I like a lot of champagnes, but I always stick to champagne.
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Thanks, it's a versace (pronounces it phoenetically)
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| 7450 |
what wrong with your nipples
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it must be wierd to have a job were people don't cum on you
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| 11868 |
I like Doggie Chow too!
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| 13031 |
Watch out, darlin' - There's always someone younger and more ambitious coming down the stairs behind you.
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| 14238 |
i need to get laid, my right hands so tired i cant thread a needle.
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can you spell MGM backwards?
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i'm erect why aren't you erect?
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| 18406 |
Nomi: now? crystal:its now or never, thats what elvis said
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| 18406 |
tony moss: come bak when you've fucked some of this baby fat off
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You look better than a ten inch dick.
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Crystal: You see, darlin'...you are a whore.
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An M.B.A. is a degree you pick up in college. Its mostly worthless in the real world.-Zack carey
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life sucks, you know.
life sucks, Shit happens. Where do you get this stuff, off of T-shirts?
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You've got great tits darlin
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So where you from?
back east.
Where back east?
DIFFERENT PLACES!
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You've got great tits darlin
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| 10929 |
You guys just sit over there and I'll change the music.
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| 34986 |
Fucker, fuck off!
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'Aww... come on Nomi... you can show off your nails... they'll all be so jealous.
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| 10929 |
I got an MBA for this?
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| 10929 |
She's dazzling! She's exciting! She's also very sexy.
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You can fuck me when you love me.
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| 46065 |
I don't know what it is you do, But if its at the Cheetah, its aint dancin' (Crystal to Nomi)
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| 46065 |
You're the only one that can get my tits poppin' right
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| 46067 |
Zack: What are you doing?
Cristal: Just some of the best damn cocaine in Vegas.
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| 46065 |
Cristal: I like nice tits i always have. how about you?
nomi: I like havin nice tits
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| 46065 |
higher! Not that high. Stay in sync. One-two-three! And thrust it, thrust it, THRUST IT, COME ON, THRUST IT! AH! Ok, that's enough! Thank you, ladies.
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| 46065 |
what are these, watermelons? This is a stage, babe, it's not a patch. See ya.
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| 46065 |
She misses us like that lump on my twat I had taken off last week.
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| 46065 |
Come back when you've fucked some of this baby fat off. See ya.
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| 46065 |
I told Marty I'd work on your turns with you, darlin', but I'm feelin' a little turned inside out myself today.
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| 46067 |
She looks better than a ten inch dick and you know it.
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| 10929 |
Can you spell MGM backwards? I bet you can't.
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| 10929 |
Elvis has left the building.
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