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Swimming with Sharks - 1994 Movie Quotes

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3820 Piece of advice...lose the smile, it makes you look like a schmuck. (full quote)
3820 If you were in my toilet, I wouldn't flush you. The mat in my bathroom means more than you. (full quote)
7268 Shut up, listen and learn! (full quote)
7268 That wasn't what I wanted, it wasn't what I asked for, and that type of shit isn't gonna work around here! (full quote)
7268 Say this one time with me: 'Would you like that in a pump or a loafer?' Good. Now memorize it, because starting tomorrow, the only job that you're going to be able to get is selling SHOES! (full quote)
7268 This is the only way you can hope to survive. Because life is not a movie. Everyone lies. Good guys lose. And love . . . does not conquer all. So let's do this thing (full quote)
7991 You're happy. I hate that! (full quote)
7991 ...out here it's kill your parents, fuck your friends, and have a nice day! (full quote)
  YOU HAVE NO BRAIN!! (full quote)
  See, Equal blue, Sweet N' Low pink. There not the same thing. This isn't what I asked for, this isn't what I wanted and that type of shit isn't going to work around here! (full quote)
Garney This is not a business, this is show business. Punching below the belt is not only alright, it's rewarded. (full quote)
Garney If they can't start a meeting without you, well, that's a meeting worth going to, isn't it? And that's the only kind of meeting you should ever concern yourselves with. (full quote)
Garney And now try to follow me, because I'm gonna be moving in a kind of circular motion, so if you pay attention, there will be a point! (full quote)
Garney I told you, it's gotta be loud loud loud! The audience should feel their balls tremble, their ears should bleed! (full quote)
Garney Loud and nasty, that's the only way it sticks, Dawn. (full quote)
Garney No offense to you, but you are just an assistant. Now, granted, you're MY assistant, but still just an assistant. Dawn, on the other hand, is a producer. Her car phone bills are more than your rent. So, just how far do you think you'll get? (full quote)
Garney Avoid women directors. They ovulate. Do you have any idea what that does to an eight month shoot? (full quote)
Garney Buddy: You wanna talk big directors? Think Attenborough, think Spielberg, think Lean. Guy: Lean's dead. Buddy: No he's not, don't you ever say that. He's just unavailable. (full quote)
Garney I can appreciate this. I felt the same way you do. My bosses were all shit. My jobs sucked. I mean, if you're not a rebel by 21, you've got no heart, and if you have gone establishment by 30, you've got not brain. (full quote)
Garney Your job is unfair to you? Grow up, way it goes. People use you? life's unfair? Grow up, way it goes. Your girlfriend doesn't love you? Tough shit, way it goes. Your wife gets raped and shot, and they leave their unfinished beers... stinking longnecks just lying there on the... So be it, way it goes. (full quote)
Garney This is the only way that you can hope to survive. Because life... is not a movie. Everyone lies. Good guys lose. And love... does not conquer all. (full quote)
Garney You thought. Do me a fucking favor. Shut up, listen, and learn. Look, I know that this is your first day and you don't really know how things work around here, so I will tell you. You have no brain. No judgement calls are necessary. What you think means nothing. What you feel means nothing. You are here for me. You are here to protect my interests and to serve my needs. So, while it may look like a little thing to you, when I ask for a packet of Sweet-N-Low, that's what I want. And it's your responsibility to see that I get what I want. (full quote)
24633 I was young once too, i felt just like you. Hated authority, hated all my bosses thought they were full of shit. Look it's like they say: if your not a rebel at the age of twenty you've got no heart but if you haven't turned establishment by thirty you've got no brains! Because they're are no stories of romances, no fairy tale endings. Before you run out and change the world ask yourself- what Do You Really Want? (full quote)
crowecat I'm not allowed to take lunch. Buddy doesn't believe in it. (full quote)
crowecat your thoughts are nothing. You are nothing. (full quote)
crowecat Shut up, listen, and learn. (full quote)
crowecat what do you really want? (full quote)
  i want you to really listen to me. my eyes are open. (full quote)
  i want you to really listen to me. my eyes are open. (full quote)
10929 Think Attenborough. Think Spielberg. Think Lean. (full quote)
10929 Life is not a movie. Good guys lose, everybody lies, and love...does not conquer all. (full quote)
Avalonmist "what I am concerned with is detail. I asked you to go get me a packet of sweet-n-low, you bring me back equal. That isn't what I asked for, that isn't what I wanted, that isn't what I needed, and that shit isn't gonna work around here." (full quote)
Avalonmist "What equal contains is not my concern here. I don't care if it has fucking fairy dust in it." (full quote)
Avalonmist And when you're done with her, west lobby, tube dress, stiletto heels-- hurry, fetch." (full quote)