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To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar - 1995 Movie Quotes

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3225 I got more legs than a bucket of chicken (full quote)
3225 1) I feel just like Ms. Jane Mansfield in this ar 2) Ooh, Jane Mansfield not a very good auto reference (full quote)
3225 I feel that I am very fortunate to have a lady friend that just happens to have an adams apple (full quote)
4364 That's how yo pick up a lady (full quote)
4904 She might turn out to be a Sandanista or something. (full quote)
4904 You are mearly a boy in a dress! (full quote)
5728 Eugene?.....EUGENE?!?! (full quote)
4904 There will be a BBQ at 12 Oaks tonight! (full quote)
4904 Maps are cheating! (full quote)
4904 1. I got us a ride to Spidersville. 2. That's Snidersville. (full quote)
4904 1. I got us a ride to Spidersville. 2. That's Snidersville. (full quote)
4904 Oooh I'm a princess! A p to the r to the n to the cess! Princess Chi Chi! (full quote)
4904 This is Mr. John Jacob Jingleheimer Shmitts. 2. Ooh, his name is my name too. (full quote)
7836 Oh what in gay hell?! (full quote)
  you're my night in shining blue pick up truck (full quote)
8826 1)what's you're name? Officer Dullard? 2)DOLLARD! It's a misprint! (full quote)
10036 Get with the B-E-A-U-T-Y. (full quote)
10036 I am body beautiful oo-oo-oo-oo! (full quote)
4904 1. Sherrif Dullard... 2. My name's Dollard. It's not Dullard. 1. Well, it says Dullard on your badge. 2. Well it's a misprint! (full quote)
4904 1. I believe that is my shoe. 2. You ain't the one. 3. She ain't the one. 1. back off Virgil! I am a drag queen. (full quote)
4904 I think tomorrow should be a say something hat day. (full quote)
4904 Little Latin Boy in Drag, why are you crying? (full quote)
  I'm a drag queen over here. (full quote)
12136 I don't know who he is, but if there's a snowstorm tonight, he's going on my tires! (full quote)
12136 Don't anyone say anything frivolous for the next few moments, I am having a slight revelation! (full quote)
12136 Here's where they told young Vida to stop imitating Esther Williams from Million Dollar Mermaid, therefore marring the Methodist Annual Picnic (full quote)
12136 Good afternoon, ladies! (full quote)
12136 Mommies, don't quote me but I think this one here is diseased! (full quote)
12136 Two words. BUH-LOW! (full quote)
12136 There's a thin line between trust and stupidity (full quote)
12136 I see what this is about! This is about jealousy! She's jealous because I have a boy tonight and you don't! Hello, Goodbye (full quote)
12136 1. I gather you like hitting ladies 2. Well, some women deserved to get hit. 1. Well, purposely, some men deserved to get hit back! (full quote)
12136 1. You're very observant. 2. Really, well I can't help to observe right now that there are no chopped onions anywhere. (full quote)
12136 1. When the founding fathers wrote the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution, they certainly had not had any rights for those kind of people! 2. Well, I'll tell you one thing about those founding fathers. They sure had some nice wigs. (full quote)
12136 I don't think of you as a man or a woman, I think of you as an angel. (full quote)
  I got a sweetheart for every light bulb on Broadway, and when one goes out, I just screw in another one. Ok? (snap) Hello. goodbye. (full quote)
  I want to see where she was birthed (full quote)
  - don't think you you as a man. I don't think of you as woman either. i think of you as an angel. -ell I think that's healthy (full quote)
  Little Latin boy in a dress why are you crying? (full quote)
13809 I'm the Latina Marilyn Monroe, I got more legs than a bucket of chicken. (full quote)
  bobby-ray come here bobby -lee is that you? oh bobby-ray bobby-ray. bobby-lee you sure do look lovley in that dress. what this ol thing? (full quote)
  Uptight cellulite dinosaur fossil face white honky cracker witch! (full quote)
  If you want them to know there's steak for dinner, you gotta let them here it sizzle! (full quote)
  for instance the same bussiness goin' on in between your legs: poinka-poink-a-poink-poink-poink! (full quote)
  you and all your causes (full quote)
  (Noxeema):Does everything has to be joke for you?This is not a masquerade!There are steps to become a Queen. (full quote)
  why you are mearly a poor little latin boy in a dress (full quote)
  Chi Chi: Oh let's throw you two a pity party. You gonna be second class you gonna be second rate your whole life. Veda: Chi Chi!! Chi Chi: Uh uh I'm not sleeping with the wicked witch of the west, toenails in my face and your godzilla breath! (full quote)
  Veda (to Chi Chi): Well since you have learned absolutely nothing, I am hereby stripping you of all your princess points, *Makes hand motions* Noxy: Oooh that's voodoo. (full quote)
  Veda: Darling, au chante. John Jacob: Oh chebe you spoke French, how bi! (full quote)
  Naomi Campbell: I wish I was as beautiful as you. Noxy: Oh hunny! Good luck! Chi Chi: Good luck hunny. Random Guy: If you don't tell us your beauty secrets we'll hold our breaths! Veda: Oh darling, I can not be held responsible for that. (full quote)
  but when a GAY man, who has far too much fashion sense for just 1 gender puts on a dress, he is a drag queen. And when a tired little latin boy puts on a dress, he is simply a boy in a dress! (full quote)
  1)You can say anything to her, she can't hear you. 2)Anything? 1)*nodds* 2)Your stalkings are falling down!!!! (full quote)
  Noxema:Why do I feel like I'm in the Macy's Day Parade. Chi Chi: Cause you're as big as a float. Noxema:your mother. Chi Chi: Thank you. (full quote)
  Chi Chi: I'm the latin Marylin Monroe, I got more legs than a bucket a chicken. (full quote)
  Get your hand off my dick buddy!- Vida (full quote)
  I'm not going upstairs with you..i'm driving you no more miss daisy (full quote)
  Chi Chi: Ooh! I'm A Preencess..P to the R to The In To The Cess..But you gotta like princess chi chi! (full quote)
  Vida: Maps Are Cheating *crumple* *VROOOOOOOM* Chi Chi: Don't Do That Don't Do That! (full quote)
  Vida: Sometimes..It Just Takes A Fairy...sigh Noxi: Sigh Chi Chi:sigh *Funky Hand Motions* (full quote)
  1. why is that little latin boy in drag crying? 2. i think she just found out Menudo broke up. (full quote)
  lord grant me the serenity to accept that im am im just a boy in a dress and the courage to change with the fashions and the wisdom to know the difference (full quote)
  Car? Mary,Alice,Louise no this is a land yacht (full quote)
  If you want them to know there's steak for dinner, You've Got to let them hear it Sizzle! (full quote)
beekers 1: There's something you need to know about Vita. 2: She works out. 1: Yeah, a lot. (full quote)
beekers 1)This is John Jacob Jingle Heimerschmit. 2)Does everyone always shout? I hate that! (full quote)
beekers That's not a car, that's a land yacht! (full quote)
beekers 1)I feel like Ms. Jane Mansfield in this car. 2)Ooh! Not a good auto reference. (full quote)
beekers Can I be a princess? They're so much younger than queens! (full quote)
beekers Hun, do you, like, ever not cry in this room? (full quote)
beekers Look! They're from the '60's!!! (full quote)
beekers Noxema. Noxema Jackson -- Jesse's daughter. (full quote)
beekers Ooooh Clara, honey, we gonna make you look like Emma Peel!!! (full quote)
15570 1) Why do I feel like I'm in the Tournament of Roses parade? 2) Because you're as big as a float! 1) You're mother! (full quote)
15570 Little Latin boy in drag, why are you crying? (full quote)
15570 Oh my dear Veda, you spoke French! How bi! (full quote)
15570 1) I think maybe he's prejudiced! 2) I bet you were the smartest in your class weren't you? (full quote)
15570 Yes, that is Miss Ann Baxter in The Ten Commandments and those are the moves... (full quote)
15570 Did I ask to come on this trip? No, I don't think so. Did I ask to be put on a show like some little circus poodle? No, I don't think so. And do I want to go to jail because of a cop killer? No, I don't think so. So the next man I see, I'm jumping on him and riding him all the way back to New York City and away from you two stuck-up putas because this trip sucks... IT SUCKS!! (full quote)
15570 You are an uptight, cellulite, dinosaur,fossil-face, white, honkey, cracker, witch! (full quote)
16680 1) Why do I feel like I'm in the Macy's Day parade? 2) Because you're as big as a float. (full quote)
37932 Vida: Girls, this is mr john jacob jingle hymer schmidt. Noxeema: ::gasp:: his name is my name too! Mr. ....Schmidt: oh, do people always shout? i HATE that! (full quote)
40905 I got a broken heart for every light on Broadway and when one of them goes out, I just screw in another one, ok? Hello, goodbye. (full quote)
46504 When a gay man has waaaaay to much fashion sense for one gender ... he is a drag queen. (full quote)
46504 P to the R to the IN to the CESS ... I'm a pricess. (full quote)
rhps2000 I'm the Latina Maryilyn Monroe. I got more legs than a bucket of chicken! (full quote)
fabfive77 Vida, I have lived in apartments that weren't half as big as these pores! (full quote)
Bronzebird Then you don't know me very well do you 'Creep-ella' I am the Latina Marilyn Monroe, I got more legs than a bucket of chicken. (full quote)
cpesojpeso I'm the latina Marilyn Monroe. I've got more legs than a bucket of chicken! (full quote)