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| 284 |
There's a snake in my boot.
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| 4146 |
Woody- YOu are a toy your not the reall buz light year you are a childs play thing
Buzz- You are a sad strange little man
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| 4184 |
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buzz lightyear to the rescue
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| 4396 |
Buzz: Excuse me, I.. I think the word you're searching for is Space Ranger
Woody: The word I'm searching for.. I can't say because there's preschool toys present.
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| 4858 |
To infinity, and beyond!
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| 4858 |
You're mocking me, aren't you?
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Bed sheets?! Who invited that kid?
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| 5240 |
Don't you get it, you see the hat? I am Mrs.Nesbit, ha ha ha ha ha
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| 5482 |
Nirvana is coming! The mystic portal awaits!
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| 5933 |
The cllaawwww. The claw, it choses who will stay and who will go
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| 3225 |
Look at me, I'm Woody, Howdy Howdy Howdy!
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| 3225 |
One minute you're defending the whole galaxy, when suddenly you find yourself sucking down darjeeling with Marie Antoinette and her little sister
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| 2489 |
You are a sad, strange, little man. You have my pity. Farewell.
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| 2489 |
1) How come you don't have a laser, Woody?
2) It's not a laser! It's a little light that blinks!
3) what's wrong with him?
1) Laser envy.
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| 2489 |
1)I can fly!
2) That wasn't flying, that was falling with style!
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| 7319 |
Look, I'm Woody. Howdy, Howdy, Howdy
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| 8487 |
Pull my string, the birthday party's today? OK, everybody! The coast is clear!
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| 9836 |
somebody's poisoned the waterhole.
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| 9194 |
It''s not a laser! It's a little light bulb that blinks.
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| 10471 |
I have been chosen...Farewell friends, I go on to a better place.
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There's a snake in my boot!
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SON of a buldinging block! it's woody! he's in the physcos bedroom
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Why son of a building block! its woody! and he's in the psycho's bedroom!
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| 11475 |
I've crash landed on a strange planet, the impact must have woke me from cyber sleep. Terrain seems a bit, unstable??? No read out yet if the air is breathable, and there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere!!!
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| 11475 |
I've crash landed on a strange planet, the impact must have woke me from hyper sleep. Terrain seems a bit unstable??? No read out yet if the air is breathable and there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere!!!
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| 11711 |
FUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU BUZZ!!! AHHHHHHH I HATE YOU FUCKING BUZZ LIGHTYEAR TO INFINITY AND FUCKING BEYOND!
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Wait a minute... I just lit a rocket. ROCKETS EXPLODE!
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I'm going for fearsome, but I'm just not feeling it. I think I'm coming off as annoying. --Rex
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| 12949 |
BUZZ: And even though you tried to terminate me, violence is not something we practice on my planet.
WOODY: Oh, thank heavens.
BUZZ: We're not on my planet, are we?
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| 13228 |
back! back you cannibals!
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You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity.
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1) what do you say i get someone else to watch the sheep tonight? 2) ohhhh yeah!!!
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slin-h-hinky....*cries*
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thats right sid, we toys can see every thing... so play nice!
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say goodbye to your wife and tator tots!
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| 16582 |
Said by one person in different voices: 1)Alright! This is a stick up! Don't anybody move. Now empty that safe! (clang, clang, clang) Ooh money, money, money! (kiss,kiss,kiss) 2)Leave us alone you mean ol'potato! 1)Be quiet Peep! Or your sheep get polverized! 3)Baaaa! Somebody, help us! 2)Oh no! Somebody do something!
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| 19275 |
Woody: Obviously we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy.
Buzz: Toy?
Woody: Yes, T-O-Y, TOY.
Buzz: I think the word you're searching for is Space Ranger.
Woody: The word I'm searching for, I can't say because there are pre-school toys present.
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| 19412 |
You're mocking me, aren't you?
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| 19580 |
You are a child's plaything!
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your a sad strange little man! and i pitty you! farewell!!
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Now tell me Mr. Buzz lightyear...what do space rangers actually doo ?!?!
- REX
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| futz |
You. Are. A. Toy!
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| 24678 |
Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head, Hey I can dream can't I?
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I dont like confrontation!
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I could fly if i wanted to. like a bird in the air.
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what are you lookin' at, ya hockey puck
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Stop it, stop it you mean ol' potato!
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1) Hey Hamm, look I'm Picasso! 2) I don't get it. 1) You uncultured swine!
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There's a snake in my boot!
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| Marvin Acme |
#1- I think you have had enough tea for today let’s get you out of here Buzz. #2- Don’t you get it? Do you see the hat? I am Mrs. Nesbitt!
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We toys can see everything. So play nice!
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| 24986 |
Hey, Hamm, look.
I'm Picasso!
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| 24986 |
A moving buddy.
If you don't have one,
get one!
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| 24986 |
All right, men.
You heard him.
Code Red!
Repeat: we are at Code Red.
Recon plan Charlie. Execute!
Let's move, move,
move, move, move!
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| 24986 |
1) Tuesday night's plastic
corrosion awareness meeting...
was, I think,
a big success,
and we want to thank Mr. Spell
for putting that on for us.
- Thank you, Mr. Spell.
2) You're welcome.
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| 24986 |
1) Oh, no!
2) Oh, ya big lizard! Now we'll
never know what it is!
3) Way to go, Rex!
4) No, no! Turn 'em around!
Turn 'em around!
Oh, he's puttin' 'em in
backwards. You're-- You're
puttin' 'em in backwards!
Plus is positive,
minus is negative!
Oh, let me!
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| 24986 |
where's my ear?
Who's seen my ear?
Did you see my ear?
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| 24986 |
Woody, what are you
doing under the bed?
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| 24986 |
Buzz Lightyear to Star Command.
Come in, Star Command.
Star Command, come in.
Do you read me?
Why don't they answer?
My ship!
Blast! This'll take
weeks to repair.
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| 24986 |
Red alert! Red alert!
Andy is coming upstairs!
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| 24986 |
Hey, what did I
tell you earlier?
No one is getting replaced.
Now, let's all be polite
and give whatever it is
up there...
a nice, big
Andy's-room welcome.
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| 24986 |
1) The impact must've awoken me
from hypersleep.
Terrain seems
a bit unstable.
No readout yet
if the air is breathable.
And there seems to be no sign
of intelligent life anywhere.
2) Hello!
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| 24986 |
Ages three and up.
It's on my box.
'Ages three and up.'
I'm not supposed to be
baby-sitting Princess Drool.
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| 24986 |
1) G-Go on without me. Just go.
2) A good soldier never leaves
a man behind.
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| 24986 |
1) I am Buzz Lightyear.
I come in peace.
2) Oh, I'm so glad
you're not a dinosaur!
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| 24986 |
1) So, uh, where you from?
Singapore? Hong Kong?
2) Well, no. Actually, I-I'm--
I'm stationed up in the Gamma
Quadrant of Sector Four.
As a member of the elite
Universe Protection Unit
of the Space Ranger Corps,
I protect the galaxy
from the threat of invasion...
from the evil Emperor Zurg,
sworn enemy of
the Galactic Alliance.
2) Oh, really?
I'm from playskool.
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| 24986 |
To infinity and beyond!
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| 24986 |
1) I know Andy's excited
about Buzz,
but you know he'll always have
a special place for you.
2) Yeah, like the attic.
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| 24986 |
listen, Light Snack,
you stay away from Andy.
He's mine, and no one
is taking him away from me.
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| 24986 |
He tortures toys,
just for fun!
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| 24986 |
That's Mr. Potato Head to you,
you back-stabbin' murderer!
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| 24986 |
It's too short!
We need more monkeys!
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| 24986 |
I'm lost!
Oh, I'm a lost toy!
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| 24986 |
I don't believe that man's
ever been to medical school.
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| 24986 |
You idiot, you're a toy!
Use your karate-chop action!
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| 24986 |
All right, Light Beer, prove it!
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| 24986 |
1) Buzz! Hey! Buzz, are you okay?
2) Gone! It's all gone.
All of it's gone.
Bye-bye. Whoo-whoo. See ya.
3) What happened to you?
4) One minute you're defending
the whole galaxy,
and suddenly you find yourself
suckin' down Darjeeling...
with Marie Antoinette
and her little sister.
5) I think you've had enough tea
for today.
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| 24986 |
I hope Sid pulls
your voice box out, you creep.
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| 24986 |
It came! It finally came!
'The Big One.'
'Extremely Dangerous.
Keep out of reach of children.'
cool! What am I gonna blow?
....Hey, where's that
wimpy cowboy doll?
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| 24986 |
1) Oh, I'm a sham!
2) Shh!
3) Look at me.
4) Quiet, Buzz!
5) I can't even fly out
of a window.
But the hat looked good?
Tell me the hat looked good.
6) The apron is a bit much..... Out the window!
Buzz, you're a genius!
Come on, come on. This way.
7) Years of academy training
wasted!
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| 24986 |
1) How did I get stuck with you
as a moving buddy?
2) Everyone else was picked.
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| 24986 |
You've got wings!
You glow in the dark! You talk!
your helmet does that--
that-- that 'whoosh' thing.
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| 24986 |
The toys! The toys are alive!
N-Nice toy.
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| 24986 |
1) Molly's first present is...
Mrs. Potato Head!
Repeat, a Mrs. Potato Head!
2) Way to go, idaho!
3) Gee, I'd better shave.
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YOU'RE A CHILDS play THING!!!
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| 7218 |
Safer in the cockpit, what an idiot.
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| 33026 |
1)Look, another spaceship! 2)Does it have hyer-drive? !)Hyer-active Hyper-drive!... and astro-...Turf!
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| 13284 |
1. Reach for the sky! This town's not big enough for the two of us! Somebody's poisoned the waterhole! 2. It's busted! (referring to Woody) 1. Who are you calling busted, buster? That's right, I'm talking to you, Sid Phillips! We don't like being blown up, Sid. Or taken apart! 2. We? 1. That's right, your toys! (all disfigured toys surround Sid) From now on, you must take good care of your toys! Because if you don't, we'll find out, Sid! We toys can see every-thing! (in normal voice) So play nice!
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| 33061 |
wooddie:Hannah oh hannah
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Really!? That is sooooo interesting! Would you like some more tea Mrs Nesbit?
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(SID);i dont wanna ride the pony
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HEY HEY NObody LOOK TIL I GET MY CORK BACK IN !
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Okay! Save your batteries!
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Gone! Its's all gone. Bye, bye, woo,woo! One minute you're king of the whole universe, and then you sucking down darjeling with Marie Antoinette and her little sisters!
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| 29029 |
All right!!! Double prizes!!!
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| 10929 |
I'm from Mattel. Well, actually, I'm from a smaller company that was purchased by Mattel in a leveraged buyout.
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Ah Ah...nobody look until I get my cork back in!
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You Smelly little girl you
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| 41892 |
a stranger from the outside, oooooooohhhhhhhhh
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| 41892 |
1) I've set my laser from stun to kill. 2) Oh great if anyone attacks us we can blink them to death!
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You...are...a TOY!
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| 46564 |
1.) I don't know.
2.) what do you mean you don't know?
3.) I...DON'T...KNOW!
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My Ship! This will take weeks to repair!
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| 44224 |
1-Now, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy. 2-Toy? 1-Tee oh why TOY. 2-But I think the word you're searching for is SPACE RANGER.
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what are you afraid of?
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1) Why is that soldier straped to an expolsive device? 2) That's why, Sid. 2) Whoa, sure is a harry fella. 2) Non, no that's Skud, you idiot. THAT is Sid.
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| 10929 |
Virtual Realty.
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Mr.PotatoHead: Ages 3 and up.....it says it right on the box, ages 3 and up...so how do I get stuck babysitting Princess Drool???
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she's lying! whatever she says is not true!
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You can bring one toy
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Woody: He's not a space ranger! He doesn't fight evil, or shoot lasers, or fly! Buzz: Uh, excuse me. (opens wings) Woody: Oh whaaat. These are plastic. Buzz: They are a terilium carbonic alloy and I can fly. Woody: No, you can't. Buzz: Yes, I can. Woody: Can't. Can't. Ca-an't! Buzz: I'm tellin' you i could fly around this room with my eyes closed! Woody: Ok then, Mr. Lightbeer, prove it!
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YOU,ARE,A,TOY!!! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear, you're an action figuer. You are a child's play thing!
You are a sad strange little man.
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| Marvin Acme |
Yes, sir, we're next month's garage sale fodder for sure.
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| Marvin Acme |
#1- Gaddily bob-howdy! #2- Oh, shut up.
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| Marvin Acme |
I've Found My moving Buddy
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| ZD_Drummer90 |
1: Who's in charge here? (in unison): THE CLAAAAWWWWWW!!!!
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| RamsGirl11 |
where's my ear? Who's seen my ear? Did you see my ear?
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| FutureHunter94 |
1) Listen, Lightsnack. You Stay Away From Andy. He's Mine, And No One Is Taking Him Away From Me.
2) what Are You Talking About? Where's That Bonding Strip?
3) And Another Thing: Stop With This Spaceman Thing! It's Getting On My Nerves!
4) Are You Saying You Want To Lodge A Complaint With Star Command?
5) Oh-Ho-Ho! Okay! Ooh, Well, So You Wanna Do It The Hard Way, Huh?
6) Don't Even Think About It Cowboy.
7) Oh, Yeah, Tough Guy?
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| FutureHunter94 |
Hang On For The Comedy That Goes To Infinity And Beyond!
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