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Twelve Monkeys - 1995 Movie Quotes


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4111 Thought it was about us. Thought maybe they'd captured us and arrested me. (full quote)
4111 You're the prisoners? No, you're the guards. Right, right, right. (full quote)
4546 TOWELS! LIKE A BIG HOTEL WITH GREAT DRUGS FOR THE NUTCASE LUNATIC MANIAC DEVILS... (full quote)
5038 help me. I was just attacked by a coked up whore and a fucking crazy dentist! (full quote)
ProKiller 1: whats goin on 2: volenteers. (full quote)
ProKiller where'd they send you to this time, ancient egypt (full quote)
ProKiller 1. have you been following me? 2. no, i saw this in a store window, you said you'd help me, i know this isn't what you had in mind (full quote)
ProKiller 1. i said what about the germs he said i don't belive in germs. (full quote)
  I'll have you shaved, sterilized, and destroyed! (full quote)
6784 Who cares what psychiatrists write on walls?! (full quote)
5983 I can't go to the South of France, I need to make a phone call!! (full quote)
5983 COLONICS FOR EVERYONE! (full quote)
5983 There is no such thing as right and wrong, there's just popular opinion. (full quote)
1612 My father is god! (full quote)
7464 Wackos everwhere, plague and madness (full quote)
9552 Hey is that the cops? I'm just the innocent victem here. I was attacked by a coked up whore, and a fucking crazy dentist. (full quote)
11040 Wackos everywhere plague of madness (full quote)
11040 I will have you shaved steralized and destroyed (full quote)
9821 1)Where are you taking me? 2)South of France, buddy. Fancy hotel. You're gonna love it. 1)South of France?! I don't want to go to the South of France. I want to make a telephone call. (full quote)
9821 I don't know how to drive! We went underground when I was nine, I told you that. When you come to the corner, turn right. (full quote)
9821 Nevermind. It's not real -- it's a hoax. A prank. He's hiding in a barn. Hey, turn left here. Left! (full quote)
9821 1)They find him? 2)Who?? 1)What kid. The one in the pipe. 2)You believe this? They're dropping a monkey down there with a miniature infra-red camera strapped on him and a roast beef sandwich wrapped in tinfoil. (full quote)
9821 Well, if you ask me, I think that monkey is going to eat the sandwich himself. (full quote)
9821 Au contraire, Doctor. No sign of your good friend, the kidnapper. However, the plot thickens. I have a ballistic report on my desk that says the bullet you claim you removed from Mr. Cole's thigh is an antique...and all indications are it was fired...sometime prior to 1920. (full quote)
9821 That woman is...was...your...psychiatrist? And now she's spray-painting our building? (full quote)
9821 Here's my theory on that. While I was institutionalized, my brain was studied exhaustively in the guise of mental health. I was interrogated, x-rayed, studied thoroughly. Then, everything about me was entered into a computer where they created a model of my mind. (full quote)
12129 Telephone call? Telephone call? That's communication with the outside world. Doctor's discretion. Nuh-uh. Look, hey - if all of these nuts could just make phone calls, they could spread insanity, oozing through telephone cables, oozing into the ears of all these poor sane people, infecting them. Wackos everywhere, plague of madness... (full quote)
12153 you had a bullet from world war one in your leg, james! how did it get there? (full quote)
12153 (1)you said i had delusions... that i created a world... you said you could explain everything... (2)well, i can't. ... i mean...i'm trying to. i can't believe that everything we do or say has already happened, that we can't change what's going to happen, that i'm one of the three billion people who are going to die...soon. (full quote)
12153 i want to be here. in this time. with you. i want to become...become a whole person. i want this to be the present. i want the future to be unknown... (full quote)
12153 hey! is that the police! i'm an innocent victim in here! i was attacked by a coked-up whore and a crazy dentist! (full quote)
12153 there's the television. it's all right there - all right there. look, listen, kneel, pray. commercials! we're not productive anymore. we don't make things anymore. it's all automated. what are we *for* then? we're consumers, jim. yeah. okay, okay. buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen. but if you don't buy a lot of stuff, if you don't, what are you then, i ask you? what? mentally *ill*. fact, jim, fact... (full quote)
12395 maybe the human race deserves to be wiped out... (full quote)
12395 jones is my name...i'm in insurance (full quote)
12798 I am insane....and you are my insanity. (full quote)
13945 1. I don't really come from outer space. 2. Oh. L. J. Washington. He doesn't really come from outer space. 1. Don't mock me my friend. It's a condition of mental divergence. I find myself on the planet Ogo, part of an intellectual elite, preparing to subjugate the barbarian hordes on Pluto. But even though this is a totally convincing reality for me in every way, nevertheless Ogo is actually a construct of my psyche. I am mentally divergent, in that I am escaping certain unnamed realities that plague my life here. When I stop going there, I will be well. Are you also divergent, friend? (full quote)
13945 There was this guy, and he was always requesting shows that had already played. Yes. No. You have to tell her before. He couldn't quite grasp the idea that the charge nurse couldn't make it be yesterday. She couldn't turn back time, thank you, Einstein! Now, *he* was nuts! *He* was a fruitcake, Jim! (full quote)
13945 You know what crazy is? Crazy is majority rules! (full quote)
13945 Cassandra in Greek legend, you recall, was condemned to know the future but to be disbelieved when she foretold it. Hence the agony of foreknowledge combined with the impotence to do anything about it. (full quote)
13945 Oh, wouldn't it be great if I *was* crazy? Then the world would be okay. (full quote)
  1) Jeffrey. . . Jeffrey, I know that's you. I recognize your voice. 2) No you don't. (full quote)
  I am insane, and you are my insanity (full quote)
  I am insane and you are my insanity. (full quote)
  monkeys (full quote)
  -I came here to talk about monkeys. -Monkeys?!?! -Yeah, 12 of them... (full quote)
10929 There's no right, there's no wrong. There's only popular opinion. (full quote)
10929 The future is history. (full quote)
woody If you want to watch a particular television program, say All My Children or something, you go to the Charge Nurse and tell her the day and time the show you want to see is on. But you have to tell her before the show is scheduled to be on. There was this guy who was always requesting shows that had already played. Yes. No. You have to tell her BEFORE. (full quote)
12076 Get out of my chair! Get out of my chair! He was in my chair. (full quote)
13945 Dr. Owen FletcherYou're a rational person. You're a trained psychiatrist. You know the difference between what's real and what's not. Dr. Kathryn Railly: And what we say is the truth is what everybody accepts. Right, Owen? I mean, psychiatry: it's the latest religion. We decide what's right and wrong. We decide who's crazy or not. I'm in trouble here. I'm losing my faith. (full quote)
13945 You are a total nutcase, completely deranged, delusional, paranoid. Your thought process is all fucked up. Your information train is jammed, man! (full quote)
13945 You dumb assholes, I'm a mental patient, I'm supposed to act out! (full quote)
19715 A telephone call? That's communication with the outside world! Doctor's discretion. Hey, if alla these nuts could just make phone calls, it could spread. Insanity oozing through telephone cables, oozing into the ears of all those poor sane people, infecting them! Whackos everywhere! A plague of madness. In fact, very few of us here are actually mentally ill. I'm not saying you're not mentally ill, for all I know you're crazy as a loon. But that's not why you're here. Why you're here is because of the system, because of the economy There's the TV. It's all right there. Commercials. We are not productive anymore, they don't need us to make things anymore, it's all automated. What are we for then? We're consumers. Okay, buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen. But if you don't buy a lot of stuff, you know what? You're mentally ill! That's a fact! If you don't buy things...toilet paper, new cars, computerized blenders, electrically operated sexual devices... SCREWDRIVERS WITH MINIATURE BUILT-IN RADAR DEVICES, STEREO SYSTEMS WITH BRAIN IMPLANTED HEADPHONES, VOICE- ACTIVATED COMPUTERS, AND... (full quote)
20934 Monkey, monKEY (full quote)
21540 Doses!Doses!You gotta know your doses!! It's essential!!! (full quote)
23438 Cole: This is October, right? Kathryn: April. Cole: what year is this? Kathryn: what year do you think it is? Cole: 1996. Kathryn: That’s the future, James. Do you think your living in the future? Cole: 1996 is the past. Kathryn: No, 1996 is the future... This is 1990. (full quote)
23438 Cole: This is October, right? Kathryn: April. Cole: what year is this? Kathryn: what year do you think it is? Cole: 1996. Kathryn: That’s the future, James. Do you think your living in the future? Cole: 1996 is the past. Kathryn: No, 1996 is the future... This is 1990. (full quote)
23438 Goeings: games, they vegetise you. If you play the games, you’re voluntarily taking a tranquilliser. (full quote)
23438 Goeings: Telephone call? That’s communication with the outside world, doc. There’s discretion! Nah, nah, hey, all of these nuts could just make phone calls. They could spread insanity, oozing through the telephone cables, oozing to the lives of all these poor sane people. Infecting them. Workers everywhere, plague amends. (full quote)
23438 Goeings: There’s no right. There’s no wrong. There’s only popular opinion. (full quote)
Pyrotaylor science aint an exact science with these clowns. (full quote)
26770 science ain't an exact science (full quote)
daizmay I guess they got you on some chemical of strings. what'd they give you? Thorzine? Haldol? How much, how much? Know your drugs - know your doses. It's elementary. (full quote)
anne benoit You believe in germs, right? (full quote)
Kallador316 Yeah, that's why none of the volunteers come back. They all get a pardon. (full quote)