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Beavis and Butt-head Do America - 1996 Movie Quotes

Posted ByQuote
4049 Hey baby. I noticed you have braces. I have braces too. (full quote)
3225 1) You've got two seconds 2) Is that gonna be enough time? (full quote)
  My first name's butt. (full quote)
Maharet12 The sun sucks (full quote)
4860 ATF guy: where's the unit? Butthead: uh..MY unit?? In my pants (full quote)
ProKiller Are there a lot of sluts in Las Vegas? (full quote)
4992 you're butt sucks. (full quote)
  Bork! You're a federal agent. You represent the United States government. Never end a sentence with a preposition! (full quote)
4619 Well I'll be monkey's bare-assed uncle!!!! (full quote)
5481 #1. where's the unit? #2. Uh, my unit? In my pants. (full quote)
  1: One of you got a match? 2: Yea, my butt and your, uhhh, butt. Huh huh huh. (full quote)
5352 1) Get the hell outa the cockpit !!!!!! 2) said cock ! (full quote)
6948 This is the coolest thing I have ever seen. (full quote)
7222 wheres the unit uhhh the unit in my pants (full quote)
5933 why does everyone wanna see my unit? (full quote)
8401 I need some tp for my bung hole (full quote)
olivia_ramirez I am the great Cornholio! I need teepee for my bunghole!! (full quote)
  OLD LADY: I'm mostly gonna be doin' the slots. BEAVIS: Yeah, I'm gonna do some sluts, too. (full quote)
9011 Say, aren't you them boys who've been whacking off in my toolshed? (full quote)
11413 Attention!!! We are looking for the lady with the big boobs! We are ready to do you now!! (full quote)
12117 I love you. Come to Butthead. (full quote)
12117 1)Get out of the cockpit! 2)huh huh huh you said... 1)NOW! (full quote)
  Huh.. Huh.. Is this a God Dam? (full quote)
18441 Hey baby. I noticed you have braces. I have braces too (full quote)
8217 Are you threatening me? (full quote)
8217 Cigarettes and beer kick ass. (full quote)
8217 The sun sucks. (full quote)
  Butthead:Beavis.. and uh uh.. Boob! Huh uh! Check this out. This guy's name is Boob Beavis:Dumbass, that says Beavis and Butthead. Butthead: hey those guys have the same name as us! (full quote)
  this sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before (full quote)
  I see you have braces I have braces too. (full quote)
  hey beavis, this guys gonna pay us to do his wife huh huh huh (full quote)
  huh huh huh this is the best day of my life (full quote)
  butthead: he said extend (full quote)
  This is the coolest day of our lives. (full quote)
  beavis:were in washington old lady:no this is the hoover dam beavis:damn!!! (full quote)
  FBI: Let us see the unit! BEAVIS: Why is everyone interested in my schlong? (full quote)
  Butthead: You want us to do a guy? No way! Beavis: I dunno, Butthead, that is a lot of money. Maybe if we close our eyes and pretend he's a chick-- (full quote)
  America owes you a debt of gratitude -- From this day forward I am making you both honorary members of the Firearms, Drugs, and Alcohol Organization. ---Yes!!!--- (full quote)
  Old Woman: I have to take these pills for my heart problems. Beavis: Oh really, I poop too much. Old lady: Maybe you're lactose intolerant. Beavis: No, I POOP TOO MUCH! Then I get tired. (full quote)
  Man with gun: Do you have any last words? Butthead: I have a few words, butt-cheeks. Beavis: Ya, and boobs, let me say that again, boobs. (full quote)
  Did I just score? (full quote)
  You may wonder: How does wood become so hard? (full quote)
  ATF guy: wheres the unit?! Butthead: My unit? In my pants... (full quote)
  My last names Head. My first names Butt. (full quote)
  Agent Fleming: Ehh, these people know something. I want full cavity searches...everyone! Go DEEP on em! (full quote)
  Hippie teacher: You know this could be a real positive experience for you guys. There's a whole world of possibilities to discover when we realize we don't need TV to entertain us. Butt-head: Huh huh, he said anus. Beavis: Entertain-us, anus. Hippie teacher: Did you guys hear a word I said? Butt-head: Yeah, anus'. (full quote)
  Agent Hurley, I want you to give this scumbag a cavity search! I'm talking Roto-Rooter! Don't stop until you reach the back of his teeth! (full quote)
  Dallas: That cheap-ass! Alright I've got a better deal for you - I'll double it. I'll pay you 20 if you go back and do him. Butt-head: You want us to do a guy? No way! Beavis: I don't know, Butt-head. Thats a lot of money! Maybe we can close our eyes and pretend he's a chick. (full quote)
  Beavis: Doesn't Tom Anderson live on this street? Cause I just gotta stop by his tool shed for a few minutes. Know what I'm sayin? Butt-head: Tool, huh huh huh. (full quote)
  Dammit! This always happens! I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score! It's not fair! We traveled um, a mil- a hundred miles, just because we thought we were gonna score! But now it's not gonna happen! Dammit! (full quote)
  If l find anything broken in there, you and I are gonna tangle. (full quote)
  Masturbating in a man's camper. We`re dealing with two sick individuals. (full quote)
  Here's a song that might help you cope with some of those feelings. It's called Lesbian Seagull. She flies so gracefully over rocks, trees and sand soaring over cliffs and gently floating down to land she proudly lifts her voice to sound the mating call and soon hermate responds by singing caw, caw, caw...come with me lesbian seagull settle down and rest with me, fly high lesbian seagull ... (full quote)
  Hippie teacher: I assume you're a government agent. You must know there's something in this country called due process. Fleming: That's what I'd expect from the guy who taught these two. Take him away. Hippie teacher: Uh, I believe I'm supposed to be read my Miranda rights. (full quote)
  Recording: Welcome to the petrifiied forest, the world's largest site of petrifiied wood. Butthead: Wood. Recording: You may wonder,how can wood get so hard? The wood became hard over two million years ago. (full quote)
  Butt head: Uh, where's the TV? Tour lady: There are no TVs in dining rooms. (full quote)
  There are no TVs in dining rooms (full quote)
  Flight Attendent:Hi were serving dinner now our choices tonight are chicken picatta and seafood gumbo. Butthead:I am cornholio i need picatta for my bunghole F/A:You'll have to wait your turn,sir. BH:Are you threating me,my bunghole will not wait.Bung bung bungity. (full quote)
  Why does everyone want to see my slong. (full quote)
  Is this a God Dam? (full quote)
  Butt-head: This sucks. All they have is these shows about water. Beavis: Yeah, they need some shows about fire. (full quote)
  I just have a question. Is this a God dam? (full quote)
  I'll be a blue-nosed gopher. (full quote)
  #1 forgive me father,i sleep with this woman. #2,really?was she naked? #1 yes #2cool (full quote)
10929 We're not to Washington yet, son. This is the Hoover Dam. (full quote)
10929 The Lord is a Monkey. (full quote)
10929 Snakes. (full quote)
10929 Two cool guys. (full quote)
10929 Ain't Nobody. (full quote)
10929 Walk on water. (full quote)
10929 Gone Shootin'. (full quote)
34103 Bevis... this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me (full quote)
37628 butthead: i gotta berr (full quote)
37628 its like its coming out of the ass, of the ass. (full quote)
44862 I gotta stop by his shed for a few minutes. (laughing) Uh hu ha hu you know boooooiiiiinnnnggggggg! (full quote)