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Black Sheep - 1996 Movie Quotes


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4473 are you or are you not the black angel of death? (full quote)
4473 1) do you know how fast your going? 2) um i guess around 60. 1)7, 7 miles an hour. (full quote)
ProKiller 1: I'm just dandy! I got bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants! 2: Uh, we didn't have any pudding in there buddy. (full quote)
ProKiller HELLO WASHINGTON! (full quote)
ProKiller I could go over to your momma's house and start a small fire in her panties. (full quote)
ProKiller That's one small step for man and one giant........I have a dream! (full quote)
ProKiller New kid fake headbut. AWWWW, you broke my nose! AWWWWW! Ketchup packet. (full quote)
ProKiller I'm gonna go take a squeege. (full quote)
ProKiller Rectum, damn near killed him (full quote)
5104 One small step for man!......I have a dream!!! (full quote)
5104 One small step for man!......I have a dream!!! (full quote)
5481 1. what the hell was that? 2. A chunk of the road or something. 1. I just chunked in my pants. (full quote)
  Get this, a cornfed harvest mouse, a hooker, a nun, a flemmish peasant woman, whips, chains, whistles, yo-yo's, a circus midget, my grandmother riding by on a tricycle giving me the finger, and a duck! Now I don't know what to make of it, but... Are you crying? Oh my god, honey can you put your dad on the phone? (full quote)
5509 Question: Did ya fall in some mud? Answer: Yep! And I'm gonna be rich because I'm the only person in the world who knows where you can find white mud. (full quote)
ibarb Kill Whitey (full quote)
6355 Hey hows it goin Mike Donnely here (full quote)
6383 That stuff gives ya the munchies, and I don't need any of that! (full quote)
6631 You got some kickass shit!!!!! (full quote)
6631 Steve: Do-do-do-do-do-do, heheheh! This is great. I-I never won 3 games in a row, I hardly ever play checkers. Mike: Yeah, well, uh, it's, uh, kinda easy for you to win when you, uh, NEVER MOVE YOUR BACK ROW!!! EVER!!!! GOD!!!! Come on! Steve: Oookkkaayyy, where would you want me to move this one? Mike: There. Hahaha! King me!! Heheheheh! Hey move this one. It's safe, I swear, I swea-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That wasn't safe at all! What an idiot! Hahaha, this is fun! Steve: Yeah, yeah, it was. (full quote)
  this map is heavy, its got a bunch of roabs on it. (full quote)
  1) do you have any idea of how fast you were going? 2) im gonna say 65 tops. 1) 7...7 miles per hour. and usually when i pull people people over, they pull over in the shoulder. (full quote)
  Hey Did ya fall in some mud or something? Yeah, I did. And I'm going to be RICH because I'm the only person on earth who knows where you can find white mud. I didn't say mud I said CRUD. what did you fall in some crud or something? I'm not one of your eight year olds that'll believe that. Shut up Steve. (full quote)
7054 1. You're not from 'round here, are ya'? 2. You know, I am. Born and raised. 1. Nope, can't be true. (laughing) Fire! (full quote)
7054 Kill Whitey!! (full quote)
7054 Are you or are you not the black angel of death? (full quote)
7054 1. Are you or are you not the black angel of death? 2. Without a doubt. 1. Don't agree with me it just pisses me off more. (full quote)
7012 PA PA PA POP THE HOOD! (full quote)
  I could drive to your mama's house, light a small fire in her panties. (full quote)
8814 Is there an Opie convention in town? (full quote)
7869 God knows I don't need that DEEE! (full quote)
trip 1) Tell me officer, do you have any idea how fast you were going? 2)Well, I got a 426 Hemi in her, 3/4 cams, nitro boosters. I can get her up to as good as 155. Never do though of course, unless I'm chasing a cute chick in a Ferrari.HAHAHAHA. I geuss I was going about 65, tops. 1) Seven, Seven miles an hour. And normally when I stop people, they pull onto the shoudler. (full quote)
  i can splatter your cortex or explode your heart which sounds quicker to you? (full quote)
11101 what is there an Opie convention in town? (full quote)
  If voting kicks ass, and Al Donnaly kicks ass, then you got some KICK ASS SHIT! (full quote)
  rabbit punch, followed by piledriver...thats right...piledriver (full quote)
  Fat guy in lil coat... (full quote)
  Thank you little roots. Pleast stay strong. (full quote)
  Thank you little roots. Please stay strong. (full quote)
12457 we totally locked eyes, he was like slow motion......can't stop, dont wanna, aieeeeesshhhh (full quote)
12457 ROWADS....ROODS?.....ROABS? (full quote)
  young man i will spike your head onto a nightmare you cant imagine (full quote)
  So could you please get this prisoner a little faster through our state officer.....mehoff..jack(turns around)..jackmehoff (full quote)
  Got dibs on top bunk! (full quote)
  son of a... (full quote)
  Ya playing pocket pool there? ya got a little chubby going on there. dream on ya little fart! (full quote)
  awwwwww, thats sad (full quote)
  You can't catch a bat with a pot, MORON! (full quote)
  Looks like you got a little chubby going on there. (full quote)
  I could sure go for some cupcakes and some peanut butter cups about now! (full quote)
  what in the hell was that about???? (full quote)
  young MAN! if you do not move from this area far and fast, i will tear off your head and spike it onto the floors of a nightmare you can't even imagine! i will dance w/ you in this excited ring of fire, unless you move from this area far and fast! NOW! (full quote)
  im gonna twist off your head and spike it onto the floors of a nightmare you cant even imagine i will dance with you inside this excited ring of fire unless you move from this area far and fast NOW!! (full quote)
  Did you turn on the siren? Dude, I cant even find the glove compartment in this thing. (full quote)
  yeah, sorta easy to win when you... NEVER MOVE YOUR BACK ROW... EVER! (full quote)
  Floor it Harold! (full quote)
  Oh My God it touched my hand!!! (full quote)
  I think one looked at me!! (full quote)
  Hold Strong Little Root! (full quote)
  I could go for some tastey akes and some reese peanut butter cups right about Now!!!...You know what Im talkin about! (full quote)
  If rock kicks ass, and voting kicks ass, well you got some kick ass shiieet!! (full quote)
  I LIKE THE word ROAD...BECAUSE YOU CAN SAY IT ROAD, OR ROWADD!!!! (full quote)
  1: Hows the weather up there buddy? Hahahahahah... 2: Shut up! (full quote)
  Kill Whitey (full quote)
  Don't agree with me. It only pisses me off more. (full quote)
  im surprised we cant count on a guy who lives in a school bus surrounded by land mines. (full quote)
  where'd you get all that crud? (full quote)
  aww horse shit (full quote)
  do you know how fast you were going (full quote)
  Mike: HI FOLKS! VOTE FOR DONNELY! Old Man: good god man Mike: Little help from the Donnely campaign (full quote)
  1)Please move away from this vector and get into another coordinate pronto. There's no access for you in this quadrant. 2)Man, why don't you goose-step on down to the women and children over there and give them your little power trip because they may be impressed by it, asshole!! 1)Young man, I'm gonna twist off your head and spike it onto the horns of a nightmare you can't even imagine!! I will dance with you inside the six sided ring of fire, unless you move from this area, far and fast, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! (full quote)
  mrs. oadeker, mrs. oadeker (full quote)
12457 raving psyco....he butchered 500 chickens and screwed a beagle (full quote)
12457 Bite your tongue winch! (full quote)
12470 It's one small step for man, one GIANT ... I HAVE A DREAM!!!!! (full quote)
13050 1. i got dibs on top. 2.oook (full quote)
13284 Time to go home now, little doggies, no food for you in here. Dogs! I want you to go home! GET OFF MY BUMPER! Come on, Geez! You think this truck is in heat or something? (full quote)
13591 I've got a present here for you (full quote)
14310 Hey I've got something for you (reaches in pocket)it's kind of like a souvenier (gives man the finger). (full quote)
15636 Seven, seven miles per hour. (full quote)
17506 THERES A BOWL OF CHOCOLET PUDDING IN MY PANTS! (full quote)
20170 I got dibbs on top bunk! (full quote)
Lightning_Worms22967 1) You know that guy I told you about, The one that stole my car? Well he's living about a mile down the road from here and he's driving it. 2) Well let's go get it back. 1) No, this dudes trouble. He's dangerous and you don't want to mess with guys like him. 2) What's the matter you afraid? You can't be afraid all the time. You have to be tough and stand up for yourself. (Next Scene) (1+2 together) Aah, Snakes! 2) God, I hate snakes! 1) Can anything else go wrong this week? (A while later) I thought you said you have to be tough, so why did you run away from the well of snakes? 2) SHUT UP! just because you're afraid of snakes, doesn't mean you aren't tough and can't stick up for yourself. (full quote)
27182 1)what the hell was that? 2)A chunk in the road or something. 1)I just chunked in my pants. (full quote)
27182 1)Please move away from this vector and get into another co-ordinance pronto. There's no access for you in this quadrant. 2)Man, why don't you goose-step on down to the women and children over there and give them your little power trip because they may be impressed by it, asshole!! 1)Young man, I'm gonna twist off your head and spike it onto the horns of a nightmare you can't even imagine!! I will dance with you inside this excited ring of fire, unless you move from this area, far and fast, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! (full quote)
27970 1.) I'm not far from pulling you outta the car and beating you to dust. 2.) You should work your way up to that it kinda leaves you no where to go. 1.) I could go to your mom's and start a small fire in her panties. (full quote)
36268 Officer: Do you have any idea how fast you were going? Chris Farley: I'd say 60, 60 tops. Officer: 7! you were going 7 mph! (full quote)
39711 Kill Whitey!! (full quote)
40425 Steve is driving down the road and Drake Sabitch comes out of no where (carrying a bag of groceries)and rams into the front of Steve's car. Steve- Oh, sorry buddy, are you ok? Drake- I'm not far from dragging you out of the car and beating you to dust. Steve- You should work up to that kinda leaves you no where to go. Drake- (Throws down the groceries and goes up to the steve's window) I could go to your mama's and start a small fire in her panties. (full quote)
40504 kill whitey! (full quote)
40504 at least you didnt shove it up my ass... (full quote)
40504 yea, and ill be rich because im the first person to discover white mud (full quote)
43571 row add (full quote)
46826 (fridge falls on Mike) Mike:Ah shit I got chocolate pudding in my pants! Steve:Uhhh Mike there wasnt any chocolate pudding in there. (full quote)