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Bottle Rocket - 1996 Movie Quotes


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2391 They're not going to get me man, because I'm fucking innocent. (full quote)
  back yard....this is my house asshole (full quote)
5167 Bob Maple-Thorpe, potential getaway driver, go! (full quote)
5167 (Anthony) Grace thinks I'm a failure. (Dignan) what? what has she ever accomplished in her life that's so great? (full quote)
5167 I'm calling my gang! Ka-kaw! Ka-kaw! (full quote)
5167 Talk Stretch! (full quote)
5110 On the run from Johnny Law... ain't no trip to Cleveland. (full quote)
5110 Pointless act! You don't give a five hundred dollar tip to the housekeeper! That's inappropriate! That's inexcusable! (full quote)
5110 I have got to talk to you! Look, I am sorry about this, this seems like a nice soiree, but I have got a family situation. I dont care what you think. I dont care! Uno situaciĆ³n mi familia! (full quote)
5110 We'll get him. We'll get him. Man, dont worry about that, we'll get him. And when we do, we'll blow up his car, do something. I can guarantee you that. What makes me furious is thinking about the look on Bob's fat face, thinking he pulled one over on us. I tell you another thing. If our paths cross again, you're gonna see a side of Dignan that you havent seen before. A sick, sadistic side, cause I'm furious at Bob. (full quote)
5110 1: Bob Mapplethorpe, potential get-away driver: go! 2: Well, I think there's a real air of mystery about me. 1: Don't complicate it. Your number one strength is you have a car you can provide. Sell yourself! start over. Ready, go! 2: Okay, alright. I'm a risk taker! I'm growin' an entire crop of marijuana plants in my parents back yard! I think that shows - 1: Wait, you're growing an entire crop of marijuana in your back yard? 2: Dignan, look. I'm just not very good at this selling-yourself stuff, okay? So, I'm just gonna tell you the truth. I really wanna be a part of this team. And I'm the only one with a car. 1: That's good. That's good. 'Cause that hits me right here. (full quote)
5110 1: Man, I blew it. I blew it, man. 2: Kumar, what were you doing in the freezer? 1: I don't know, man, I lose my touch, man. 2: Did you ever have a touch to lose, man? (full quote)
5110 He's out. And you're out, too. And I dont think I'm in, either. No gang! (full quote)
5110 1: Maybe we should've robbed your house. You ever think of that? 2: You know there's nothing to steal from my mom and Craig! (full quote)
5110 What a lemon! One minute it's running like a top, and the next it's broken down on the side of the road. And I can't fix a car like this, because I don't have the tools! And even if I did have the tools I don't know if I could fix a car like this! (full quote)
5110 1: Wha-- why is there tape on your nose? 2: Exactly! (full quote)
  That's a good hair...That's a good haircut right there. Parted on the side like that. (full quote)
9072 How's an asshole like Bob get such a nice kitchen? (full quote)
9072 Oh, no I'm not in the Army. I just have short hair. (full quote)
9072 Bob's gone. He flew the coop while we were sleeping. (full quote)
9072 I went nuts. (full quote)
9282 well hey, you look like a little banana (full quote)
  Bobs gone. He stole his car. (full quote)
10460 Excuse me? Oh I don't think so. (full quote)
10460 Goddamn it. I'm in. (full quote)
  she asked me if i wanted to go water skiing of lie out and i realized aat that moment that not only did i not want to answer that question, but i never wanted to answer any question about watersports or anything else ever again. (full quote)
11142 Then you my friend are a fool! Bob, let's go! A damned fool! (full quote)
11671 Im calling my gang. ANTHONY! CACAW......CACAW (full quote)
  Yeah his name's Anthony, and I'm Dignon. (full quote)
  Boy, that guy was a real chatterbox. (full quote)
16558 Isn't it funny how you used to be in the nuthouse and now I'm in jail? (full quote)
16558 They'll never catch me, man...'cause I'm fuckin' innocent. (full quote)
18987 They're not gonna catch me. Because I'm fucking innocent. (full quote)
18234 Bob Maplethorp, potential getaway driver, go! (full quote)
18234 You know, when did Grace get so cynical (full quote)
  They'll never catch me man, because I'm fucking innocent (full quote)
18234 stockers - stockers.....where are the other stockers??!! - Who Robby? he might be in literature...that's his section. (full quote)
  she asked me if i wanted to go waterskiing or lie out, and i realized at that moment that not only did i not want to anwser that question, but i never wanted to answer another watersport question, or see any of these people ever again (full quote)
  when i was little i wanted to know what caused thunder (full quote)
27312 Bob just stole his car! (full quote)
  that IS Mr. Henry. He IS a very talented thief. (full quote)
  Does the fact that I'm trying to do it for you, do it for you? (full quote)
  Her name's Inez! And my name's Dignan man, so what. (full quote)
  I hope this doesn't offend you Bob, but your brother's an a**hole. No that doesn't offend me at all. (full quote)
  kumar, keep the intensity! (full quote)
  My name is Jerry, this is my associate Cornelius- Anthony, what the hell is going on? (full quote)
  I'm Jerry and this is my associate Cornelius (full quote)
  Isn't funny how you used to be in the nuthouse and now I'm in jail? (full quote)
  And my name's Dignan man so what? (full quote)
  Outside Hinckley Cold Storage. Scouting from a hiding place. Dignan: Hispanic, male, non-smoker enters white van, southwest door. Mark that down. Anthony: I did. Dignan: There you go. Drive away just like you always do. sigh, We got it man. We know it backwards and we know it forwards because we've done the legwork, and we've done the research. And know it pays off tomorrow. Anthony: Just gotta follow through. Dignan: What are you working on? [Anthony hands Dignan a flip-book.] Oh, wow....a little drawing where he goes pole-vaulting over the thing. There he goes and there he is. I love it. I love it. You're creative. (full quote)
  Bob stole his car... That guys got no character... (full quote)
  Anthony: Why didn't we rob your house, did you ever think of that? No I bet that never crossed your mind............what? Dignan: You know there's nothing to steal from my mom and Craig. (full quote)
  My name is Jerry and this is my associate Cornelius. (full quote)
  We want you on the team....if youll have us (full quote)
  It's called Hinkley Cold Storage. Here are just a few of the key ingredients: pole vaulting, dynamite, laughing gas, choppers, can you see how incredible this is going to be? Hang gliding (full quote)
  How does an asshole like Bob, get a kitchen like this? (full quote)
  Man, how did Bob get such a big penis? (full quote)
  well i was over at my friend Liz's house when she asked me if i would rather waterski or just lay out and then i relized...not only did i not want to answer THAT question i didn't want to answer antother watersports question or see these people again for the rest of my life (full quote)
  He's out..you're out too..and I don't think I'm in either! (full quote)
  On the run from Johnny Law; this ain't no trip to Cleveland. (full quote)
  Dignan: I told you Dignan got fired, out on his ass. But in the end, I guess it's just easier to think about yourself than it is to think about Dignan. (full quote)
  DIGNAN: Plus where's Huggie Bear? ANTHONY: He's not there. Huggie Bear isn't in every single episode. DIGNAN : I think you might of dreamed this one, Anthony. ANTHONY : No. It's a real episode. The killer is leading him across the city by calling different pay phones. (full quote)
  we'll light that firecraker when we get to it. (full quote)
  Grace, take the time to learn a foreign language. I myself never did, and I feel I have paid a price for it. (full quote)
agwendolyn I cannot concentrate unless the gun is on the table! (full quote)
agwendolyn You've gotta get me one of those jumpsuits. (full quote)
agwendolyn Isn't it funny how you used to be in the nuthouse and now I'm in jail? (full quote)
agwendolyn Did it ever occur to you that a landscaping business is the perfect front for an operation? (full quote)
agwendolyn By the way, he was right. Just because it's a front doesn't mean someone doesn't have to do the actual landscaping. (full quote)
agwendolyn Well does the fact that I'm trying to do it for you do it for you? (full quote)
agwendolyn Anthony! Anthony! Bob's gone; he stole his car! (full quote)
agwendolyn 1) [She says] you're like paper; you know, you're trash. 2) I'm trash? 1) You're like paper flowin' by, you know? It doesn't sound that bad in Spanish! (full quote)
agwendolyn I mean, come on, *name*, your seventy-five year plan isn't really working out. (full quote)
agwendolyn 1) I hope this doesn't offend you, *name*, but your brother's a cocksucker. 2) No, that doesn't offend me. (full quote)
agwendolyn Things are going really great. I mean, the other day he looks at me and says, '*name*, just because you're a f--Kup doesn't mean you're not my brother.' (full quote)
10929 --Which part of Mexico are you from? --Paraguay. (full quote)
10929 You haven't worked a day in your life. How could you be exhausted? (full quote)
rubytuesday_2 God, this is great, sitting here in the laundry room, you working on your vocabulary and we're sharing tamales. It's - it's just - how unexpected. (full quote)
34988 Inez, this is Jerry, and this is my associate Cornelius (full quote)
34988 BOB: Who? ANTHONY: Futute Man. You know. Cause he looks like he's from the future. DIGNAN : He looks like he was designed by scientists. For desert warfare. BOB : That never would of -- DIGNAN : Let's cut the bullshit. (full quote)
34988 ANTHONY : The list, Dignan. I know you remember the list because you signed it: Things Dignan was not supposed to touch. (full quote)
34988 Anyone who tells you a ballpoint pen is not a weapon needs intensive psychiatric treatment. You can stick them in the esophagus. You give them a ballpoint tracheotomy. (full quote)
34988 Well, Bob, Samson has decided that his hair is more important than our safety. My friend, that is a reckless decision! Let's go, Bob. (full quote)
34988 BOB: His name's not Future Man, Dignan. DIGNAN: I know it's not. BOB : You don't even know his name. DIGNAN : Yes, I do. BOB : What is it? DIGNAN : Just get in the car, Bob. BOB : What's his name? DIGNAN : OK, Bob. I don't know his name. You know why? Because I don't care. He's Future Man. (full quote)
45263 Bob, remember, shield me from the bullets. They won't shoot civilians. (full quote)
46149 Hey, Hey Grace You're suppose to be in Arizona Is this the...Are you the pilot? No, I'm Grace's brother, Anthony Will you excuse us for a moment, Burneice You sure Yeah Ya told...You told your friend, Berneice, I'm some sorta Jet Pilot? Well what was i suppose to say, you grew up in an insane asylum? We've discussed this before, Grace, it wasn't an insane asylum, it was for exhaustion. Exhaustion? Yes, exhaustion. You havn't worked a day in your life. How can you be exhausted? Look, I didn't come down here to argue with you. I've got some friends in the car...and Who?! Some associates. Dignan Yeah, Dignan, but also... *Sigh* What's wrong with Dignan? I thought you liked Dignan. I do like Dignan, well then why do you always sigh when i say his name? But he's a liar (full quote)
46149 Hey, Hey Grace You're suppose to be in Arizona Is this the...Are you the pilot? No, I'm Grace's brother, Anthony Will you excuse us for a moment, Burneice You sure Yeah Ya told...You told your friend, Berneice, I'm some sorta Jet Pilot? Well what was i suppose to tell her, you grew up in an insane asylum? We've discussed this before, Grace, it wasn't an insane asylum, it was for exhaustion. Exhaustion? Yes, exhaustion. You havn't worked a day in your life. How can you be exhausted? Look, I didn't come down here to argue with you. I've got some friends in the car...and Who?! Some associates. Dignan Yeah, Dignan, but also... *Sigh* What's wrong with Dignan? I thought you liked Dignan. I do like Dignan, well then why do you always sigh when i say his name? But he's a liar (full quote)
46149 Hey, Hey Grace You're suppose to be in Arizona Is this the...Are you the pilot? No, I'm Grace's brother, Anthony Will you excuse us for a moment, Burneice You sure Yeah Ya told...You told your friend, Berneice, I'm some sorta Jet Pilot? Well what was i suppose to tell her, you grew up in an insane asylum? We've discussed this before, Grace, it wasn't an insane asylum, it was for exhaustion. Exhaustion? Yes, exhaustion. You havn't worked a day in your life. How can you be exhausted? Look, I didn't come down here to argue with you. I've got some friends in the car...and Who?! Some associates. Dignan Yeah, Dignan, but also... *Sigh* What's wrong with Dignan? I thought you liked Dignan. I do like Dignan, well then why do you always sigh when i say his name? But he's a liar (full quote)
46149 Hey, Hey Grace You're suppose to be in Arizona Is this the...Are you the pilot? No, I'm Grace's brother, Anthony Will you excuse us for a moment, Burneice You sure Yeah Ya told...You told your friend, Berneice, I'm some sorta Jet Pilot? Well what was i suppose to tell her, you grew up in an insane asylum? We've discussed this before, Grace, it wasn't an insane asylum, it was for exhaustion. Exhaustion? Yes, exhaustion. You havn't worked a day in your life. How can you be exhausted? Look, Sit down. I didn't come down here to argue with you today. I've got some friends in the car...and Who?! Some associates. Dignan Yeah, Dignan, but also... *Sigh* What's wrong with Dignan, Grace? I thought you liked Dignan. I do like Dignan, well then why do you always sigh when i say his name? But he's a liar (full quote)
46149 Hey, Hey Grace You're suppose to be in Arizona Is this the...Are you the pilot? No, I'm Grace's brother, Anthony Will you excuse us for a moment, Burneice You sure Yeah Ya told...You told your friend, Berneice, I'm some sorta Jet Pilot? Well what was i suppose to tell her, you grew up in an insane asylum? We've discussed this before, Grace, it wasn't an insane asylum, it was for exhaustion. Exhaustion? Yes, exhaustion. You havn't worked a day in your life. How can you be exhausted? Look, Sit down. I didn't come down here to argue with you today. I've got some friends in the car...and Who?! Some associates. Dignan Yeah, Dignan, but also... *Sigh* What's wrong with Dignan, Grace? I thought you liked Dignan. I do like Dignan, well then why do you always sigh when i say his name? But he's a liar (full quote)
putain Let's get lucky. (full quote)