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Bulletproof - 1996 Movie Quotes

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4364 1)I'm driving. 2)Hell no. 1)Why not? 2)Cause you drive like that kid Corky from life Goes On. (full quote)
4364 I'm going to Mexico. I'm gonna start my life over. I'm gonna be a bull fighter. (full quote)
4364 I can actually taste my nuts! (full quote)
4364 Mayday? what is this a Kirk Douglas movie? (full quote)
4364 Now in case you're wondering why that hurt so much, it's because I have a metal plate in my head, compliments of you! (full quote)
4364 I got piss on me!! (full quote)
4364 I'll get a whole farm to piss on you! (full quote)
4364 Hey alright, they got porn. (full quote)
4364 1)Great. I like the porn. 2)Well...good. (full quote)
4364 Keats, you'll always be my bodyguard, you know that. (full quote)
4364 This is a 70's porno. You know how I know? 'Cause the guy's dick has sideburns. (full quote)
4364 I don't know how to give people butter!! (full quote)
4364 Those fellas messed with the wrong hombre! (full quote)
4364 1)Charlie, are you getting a woody doin' this? 2)Uh-uh, I had one before we started. (full quote)
4364 Is it the plate in your head? I don't remember you being this stupid! (full quote)
4364 No, she's not the like the whore in Mexico, no. (full quote)
4364 1)You actually took a bullet for me. 2)That was a little nice of me wasn't it? (full quote)
6814 Piss in my pants? I haven't done that since I was 24! (full quote)
7522 Di-ne-land! (full quote)
10260 If he's a cop, I'll suck your dick. (full quote)
10260 1.) Have you been drinking sir? 2.) I had about a half a beer but the dog had a lot. (full quote)
  Ohh honey, How's your Twinkie??? (full quote)
10630 I don't like your God. Your God scares me. (full quote)
10596 1)'Devils Dropoff', a little hard to make out in the dark 2) i'dd like to make out with you in the dark. (full quote)
11689 If you sneeze, fart or even breathe in my direction I will shoot you. #2 what if I chew loud? (full quote)
11689 What? That they over circumsized you? #2 I made that shit up to make you laugh. (full quote)
11689 My head hurts cuase you put a bullet in it. (full quote)
11689 Is it the plate in your head, cause I don't remember you being this stupid. (full quote)
11689 Could you move your head to the left. I think that plate in your head is ruining the reception. #2 Geez, you're right. (full quote)
11689 I would never kill the bill. I would get to know the buill and teach it how to read and shit like that. (full quote)
11689 You don't wanna beat the shit outta me in front of my mother do you? Mum, Mum, MOTHER!!!! (full quote)
20579 1) Say it again. I love the way he says it. 2) Disneyland (full quote)
  1: and IIIIII will always love YOU!!!2: WILL YOU SHUT UP! SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!! (full quote)
  Gross...right in the fucking eyeball! (full quote)
  See, he's lickin' me because he likes me, not cuz he's tryin' to get close to me and then fuck me over! (full quote)
10929 Shut the hell up!!! (full quote)
10929 Until the day. (full quote)
10929 where I'm from. (full quote)
47731 1. You mean like when you told me that your rabbi overcircumcized you, and thats why you have a small penis? 2. I JUST TOLD YOU HTAT TO make YOU LAUGH! (full quote)
  You can't stop FUCKING ME OVER, can you?!? (full quote)