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Carpool - 1996 Movie Quotes

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  Chelsea:You know,this is sort of the way my mom drives. (full quote)
  1:Come on,Chelsea ,we're running a little late.2:Where's Andrew's mom?1:She's sick.2:I'm not supposed to ride with strangers though!1:I'm Andrew's father.2:But,I have no way in knowing that!1:Trust me.2:That's exactly what a stranger would say.I'd like to see some identification!1:CHELSEA!2:MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!1:Here. 2:Ya know,you used to have a lot more hair. 1:Get in the van!2:Wait!Stop!I GETTING MOTION SICKNESS!STOP! (full quote)
  You're forgetting one important piece of information.WE'RE ON THE SECOND FLOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (full quote)
  Ouch You Grabbed me 2. no I grabbed your shoulder that wasn't my shoulder. (full quote)
9841 And I met a man with a monkey heart. (full quote)
16413 1:I am not I was tested 2: You cheated (full quote)
  Travis:I'm not weird. Mr. Andrews: I never said you were. Travis: I was tested ya know. Mr Andrews: Well then you obviouly cheated. (full quote)
25630 1- I'm not crazy. 2- I didn't say you were. 1- I was tested, you know. 2- Well then, you obviously cheated (full quote)
10929 --what are you doing? --Driving into the back of a truck, Dan. You ever watch the A-Team? (full quote)
10929 --He was a very annoying man. --The gun man? --No, the gun man was very polite. (full quote)
10929 --Where are your donuts? --Sir, we're a gourmet market. --Okay, where are your gourmet donuts? (full quote)
10929 --what adorable children. --You want 'em? 'Cause I'll sell them to you real cheap. (full quote)
10929 --I'd say you picked the wrong store to rob this time, pal. --Excuse me, Lieutenant. But I am not robbing this store. --Yeah, right. I suppose that's a bag of donuts you got there, right? --They don't even serve donuts here. You should know that, you're a cop. (full quote)
10929 --How come I never get to be the hostage? --That's because you're a girl. --Hey, girls can be hostages, too. I mean, we're moving toward the twenty-first century and girls can be whatever they want. (full quote)
10929 --Soak it in cold water. --Thank you very much, ma'am. And by the way, someone your age should be a little more careful with a hand gun. --Bite me! (full quote)
  hammermans kills bugs dead, hammermans your soaking in it (full quote)
  You're a very cranky man. Do you have hemorrhoids? When my dad gets hemorrhoids he gets very cranky. He says its like having a pine cone stuck up your butt. I know what that feels like....I tried it once. (full quote)
  The name's Hammermann and I wouldn't give you three. (full quote)
10929 Oh, we won that lawsuit. (full quote)
40032 Hammerman's, Kills Bugs Dead (full quote)
40032 reach out, reach out and touch someone (full quote)
  NAH NAH NAH...NAHNAHNAH...I wanna be sedated! (full quote)