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Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood - 1996 Movie Quotes


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4856 MESSAGE! (full quote)
4856 1.) Got any spare change? 2.) No 1.) C'mon! I'll suck your dick man!! (full quote)
4646 1)Most of us won't even reach the age of eighteen.2)Happy birthday homey. Happy birthday homey. 1) For me? (gunshot) (full quote)
4942 ahhh forties and nines my favorite store... (full quote)
4942 now tray, you know there aint no positive black female rolls in movies. (full quote)
4942 1)hey pop u think u can fix my head up a little? 2) yah, but thats gonna run u bout 13 dollas 1) 13 dollas!! the spanish dude down the street only does it 4 7. 2) well go take yo ass down there and let him fuck yo head up. (full quote)
  TRAY: Hey Grandma, how you doin? GRANDMA: Oh my ol' stinky ass is just fine. I got some athritis in my trigger finger...but I can still stick and move.. That beating the po-lice gave me didn't slow me down a bit (full quote)
  HURRY UP AND BUY ! (full quote)
4921 If you hit a man, in time his wounds will heal. If you steal from a man, you can replace what you've stolen. But always cross in the green, never in between. Because the honorable Elijah Mohammed Ali floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee. And always remember, my brother: one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, knick knack, paddy whack, give a dog a bone--- (full quote)
  We got arrrested for being black on a Friday night. (full quote)
6224 (1) My baby's dead! (2) That ain't yo baby! (1) Oh, well.... ain't dat some shit. (full quote)
  break yo self gimme yo number. i'm a call you at about five aight (full quote)
7937 Dashiki: Now kids, what do we say to a man that Mommy just met? Kids: Are you my daddy? (full quote)
  You still hit like a bitch, mother fucker! (full quote)
  Worker:I feel Sorry for your mother. Loc: what'd you say about my momma!? (full quote)
  Damn girl, you're tight. WRONG HOLE FOOL. (full quote)
  Old Guy's Mom: You better get in there and clean your room, or you'll be walking down the street with 3 shoes.... 2 on your feet and 1 in yo ass, sucka. (full quote)
10440 1-Grandma, you better not be smokin any of my indo 2-Ah, go fuck yourself (full quote)
  NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (full quote)
  If you can't swim, you bound to drizown. If you fall, you better pick yo punk ass up. (full quote)
  Tell yo Daddy to page me ! (full quote)
12759 [filling out form] Name... Lope Dogg, Father's name... I dunno, Sex... Hell yeah! (full quote)
12759 applicant at job interview: Well I spent 3 years at Harvard... person: Really? I just spent 6 months in county. (full quote)
  My name is Dashiki. That's Swahili for Doggy Style. (full quote)
13050 Guy: Damn woman, you tight! girl: wrong hole asshole. (full quote)
  brother in car: Hey check out that 6-4. (grandma pulls up) brother in car: ahh hey grandma. grandma: hey tell your daddy to page me, peace. (full quote)
12136 They can lock me up! 2. Lock me up! 1> Throw away the key! 2. Throw away the key! 1. Cuz I ain't afraind to fuck nobody up the ass! 2. I ain't afrain (record scratches) (full quote)
12136 So you man enough to come into me, but you can't take care of what comes out of me, pay my rent, buy my clothes, and get me a new car?! (full quote)
12136 Get out of here before I start a nuclear holocaust up in here! About to be Hiroshima and Niggasaki up in here! (full quote)
12136 (After beating up kids) 1. What are you doing? 2. Trying to win best actor in the Soul Train Awards. (full quote)
12136 You break you buy! Soda $5.00! (gunshot) Pickles $5.00 (gunshot) SHIRT! $19.95! Give me money! Give me money! (full quote)
12136 1. I usually don't kiss guys before I get to know them, but you special. Cigarette 2. Ashtray! (full quote)
12136 OOOOOH! Tie him down, honey! Let Mama have him! (full quote)
14193 Ashtray: Grandma!! Grandma: Ashtray, you bitch ass mutha fucka, come over here and giver your grandmother a hug!! (full quote)
14193 Ashtray: Grandma!! Grandma: Ashtray, you bitch ass mutha fucka, come over here and give your grandmother a hug!! (full quote)
  this movies da sh*t (full quote)
  UH UHHHH FOOL, THAT'S THE baby'S LUNCH! (full quote)
  Loc Dog, turn that loud ass motherfuckin music down. You wakin up the fuckin babies motherfucker! This still my motherfuckin house motherfucker! Who the fuck is that on my porch?!?! (full quote)
  *Yall need to stop usin tha word nigga, you see its terms like the word nigga that the white man uses to take away the self esteem of another race.- word. - Oh yeah remind me to pick up my landary from tha Chink motha fucka (full quote)
  1.Talk dirty to me. 2. I'm cumming!! (full quote)
  how come u never came to see me man??.....NIGGA i dont know you.....o yea...haha.....o yea....haha (full quote)
  how come u never came to see me man??.....NIGGA i dont know you.....o yea...haha.....o yea....haha (full quote)
  let me tell you about drinking and driving man....boy that shit is fun man...yo what you do is get your self a forty right then you get on the freeway punch it to 85 then you turn off you lights let go of the steering wheel boy it would bug you out man i'm telling you (full quote)
  aint nuttin wrong with wefare checks, thats something called free money. (full quote)
  you use a condom? Ashtray: no. Father: thats my boy!! never use a condom, they take away all the feeling!!! (full quote)
  grandma; Ashtray, you little bitch ass mother fucker (full quote)
  grandma; Ashtray, you little bitch ass mother fucker (full quote)
  loq dog: i said do/ we/ have / a / problem / here? (full quote)
  Crazy Legs:Docta sed i aint eva gona walk agen, (cryin), Loe dog: get off me fool, ur legs bin paralysed for the past few years. crazy legs; oh yea! (full quote)
  (gunshot)Lop Dog You Know That Cronic make Me Paraniod Baby (full quote)
  (gunshot)Lop Dog You Know That Cronic make Me Paraniod Baby (full quote)
  drive MOTHA FUCKA drive!!! (full quote)
  chok,chok, chok,chok~~~pass dat shit !!! (full quote)
  i even hate woopie goldberg's lips cuz they black (full quote)
  Lopdog, turn that loud ass mother fuckin music down, before you wake up the mother fuckin baby mother fucker! (full quote)
  Break Yo self! Gimme yo goddamn number! I call you around 5, iight? i said IIGHT!!! (full quote)
  no i gotta talk to u about drinkin and drivin. o man. nigger that shit is fun. (full quote)
  ..work my way up to top management, them rob them mufugahs blind.. break all yall selves! (full quote)
  Bum-I got cheeseburgers man! Lope- Get the fuck outta here nigga! Bum-Ill suck your dick man! Lope- Aight behind the van.. (full quote)
  Ohhh Hold him down baby let mama have him. (full quote)
  Do you know where power is? In the bullet no in the books. (full quote)
  You ever been drinking and driving? Man you gotta try that shit what you do is grab yourself a muthafuckin forty, punch it to 85, turn off your lights, take your hands off the wheel and that shit will bugg you out (full quote)
  Preacher: That's what God expects from his shee-eep here at The Greater Ebenezer New Revival Tree Of Life Institutional Double Rock On The Side Of The Road To Jericho Missionary Baptist Church Of Zion...St. mount Calvary... (full quote)
  'I want you to clean my shit, I want you to organize the damn sega genesis cartridges, and after that at night I want you to cut the hair on my balls' (full quote)
  Toothpick: Take me to jail! Gangbangers: Take me to jail! Toothpick: Lock me up! Gangbangers: Lock me up! Toothpick: Throw away the key! Gangbangers: Throw away the key! Toothpick: I ain't afraid of fucking somebody in the ass! (full quote)
  man ill suck yo dick maannnnnn (full quote)
  your a terrible shot (full quote)
  [filling out a form] Name...Lope dogg, age...nineteen, fathers name...i dunno, sex....HELL YEA NIGGA, salary disier....3 million dollas..cash (full quote)
  ash tray: hey yo this one's for all my dead homies (poors beer on dead guys on other side of fence) (full quote)
  Not uh, fool! That's the baby's lunch! (full quote)
  Fool, Dashiki was born pregnant. what else is new?! (full quote)
  here at the greater ebenezer new revival tree of life institutional double rockon the side of the road to jericho missionary baptist church ZION (full quote)
  I hate black keys on a piano. I hate my gums coz they black. I hate Whoopi goldberg coz she black. (full quote)
  LOCDOG: sex, hell yeah LOCDOG: should i wear this 9mm with these low tops, or should i wear this ozy with my high tops (full quote)
  The doctor said i was paralyzed from the waist down. You already r mutha fucka! o yee ehheehe (full quote)
  Should I Wear this tech Nine w/the hightops hmm. umm. or should i wear this ozzie with the lowtops hmm. umm hmm. nah i just wear these. (full quote)
  Loc Dog: Hey you Stupid you realize you just kissed every nigger at the party1 (full quote)
  Loc Dog: Age: 19 Height 6 Duece Fathers Name: hell i dont know Sex: Hell yeah Nigga Salary Desired: 3 million dollars.....cash (full quote)
  Loc Dog: Man i dont wanna be on welfare my whole life im gonna get me a job at the post office or a bank, you know work real hard, learn the system a little bit, work my way up to manager then im gonna rob that motherfucker blind Break all yall selves (full quote)
  ...I hate the black keys on a piano. I hate my gums 'cause they black! I hate Whoopi goldberg's lips...but most of all, I hate that black ass Wesley Snipes! (full quote)
  the mac 10 and the low tops or the tech 9 and the high tops ? (full quote)
  (Dad:)Damn!hope you got her numba (Ashtray):The girls? (Dad):Nah her momma, she a freak!! (full quote)
  Ashtray's cellmate: If you hit a man, in time his wounds will heal. If you steal from a man, you can replace what you've stolen. But always cross in the green, never in between. Because the honorable Elijah Muhammed Ali floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee. And always remember my brother, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, knick knack, paddy whack, give a dog a bone, two thousand, zero, zero, party, oops! Out of time, my bacon smellin' fine. (full quote)
  hey man (full quote)
  Loc Dog: BREAK YOSELF! (full quote)
  Age: 19... Height: 6 deuce, baby... Father's name: I dont know... Sex: Hell yeah, n1gga... Salary desire: Three million dollars, cash. (full quote)
  Yeah yeah, forties and nines. Oh, thats my favorite store! (full quote)
  YO, he Dead... YO! Pass dat SHIT. (full quote)
  I see your hobbies are drinking, smoking weed and all types of ILL Shit. (full quote)
  Hey Grandma, You got the juice now... (full quote)
  I GOT DESE CHEEESEBURGERS! (full quote)
  1)bartholomeu!bartholomeu!did u clean ur room? 2)aww shit 1)what did u say? 1)shoot mom. i sed shoot! (full quote)
  hell no fool thats a $10 foodstamp, you better bring me back my change (full quote)
  Loc Dog: Hey how much for this candy bar? Chinese Lady: 5 dolla! Loc Dog: 5 Dollars..Damn! I better be gettin some sucky-sucky with that. (full quote)
  Pickle jar!! Five dolla! (full quote)
  do you say when you meet a nice man? (kids):Are you my daddy?> (full quote)
  Here ya go sucka...Imean Brotha (full quote)
  Yo should I where the uzi wit da high tops o' the tech 9 wit da low tops (pulls out fuzzy pink buddy slippers) o' i guess i'll just where these (full quote)
  Grandma : and you still hit like a bitch motherfucker (full quote)
  wut up my nigga? (full quote)
  If you hit a man, in time his wounds will heal. If you steal from a man, you can replace what you've stolen. But always cross in the green, never in between. Because the honorable Elijah Muhammed Ali floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee. And always remember my brother, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, knick knack, paddy whack, give a dog a bone, two thousand, zero, zero, party, oops! Out of time, my bacon smellin' fine. (full quote)
  thats ma boy thats ma boy never use a condom it takes away all the feeling (full quote)
  ashtray: theres no power in guns. you know where the real power is? kid:In the bullets! ashtray: NO! Real power comes from books, reading and taking little itty bitty bullets of knowledge and loading them into your head. (full quote)
  locdog: hey,ms lady bitch,how much for this candy bar? woman: 5 dollar locdog: what?5 DOLLARS? YOU BETTA GIVE ME SOME SUCKIE SUCKIE WITH THAT FOR 5 DOLLERS! (full quote)
  Chinese Guy: I feel sorry for your momma... Loc Dogg: whatcha say about my momma? Chinese guy: I dont want no trouble, go, go now! Loc Dogg: Break ya Self! (gun shot) Chinese Guy: You break you buy! (gun shot) Chinese Women: Pickles, $5.00. (full quote)
  Because here at the greater ebanizer, new rivial, holy tree of life, institutional, double rock on the side of the road to gerico missionary baptist church of zion. (full quote)
  Because here at the greater ebanizer, new rivial, holy tree of life, institutional, double rock on the side of the road to gerico missionary baptist church of zion. (full quote)
  yo man, they got me!! damn man, now I'll never be able to walk again man, it's messed up yo! MAAAAAAN SHUTUP!! you never could walk foo!! You was on that wheelchair since you were 8 foo!! ooh yeah dats right (full quote)
  DOnt be smokin ma shyt, dont let me catch u drinkin ma shyt, n dont be bringin none of them hoes up in ma house...unless I fuck em first! (full quote)
  This is the story of dick and mary (full quote)
  You going to be walking down the street with three shoes - two on your feet and one in your ass (full quote)
  You are so nasty....I really should be going! (full quote)
  ash tray! ya lil bitch ass muthafucka, give ya grandma a hug! (full quote)
  1)how much fo these chips 2)Five dolla 1)FIVE DOLLAS?, you better give me a little sucky sucky wit dat five dollas (full quote)
  Hiroshima and Niggasakki (full quote)
Beat Rice MESSAGE! (full quote)
Beat Rice Man, I'll suck yo dick! (full quote)
19004 Preacher:Cuz thats what God expects from his sheep! Here at the Greater Ebenezer new revival institutional tree of life double rock on the side of the road to jericho missionary baptist church (full quote)
20394 Hurry up and buy!! (full quote)
23481 5 dolla? FOr 5 dolla you better give me some sucky sucky, some love me long time (full quote)
  Crazy legs: I just wanna dance (full quote)
  y'all shouldnt use the word nigga, its a word that the white man uses to insult us african americans, oh yeah remind me to pick up my dry cleaning from that chinky motherfucka down the street (full quote)
  get out of here before i cause a nuclear holocaust its gonna be Hiroshima and Niggasaki (full quote)
  mr Loc Dog, I see your hobbies are drinking, smoking weed and all types of ill shit (full quote)
  and in the night time, i want you cut the hair on my balls!!! (full quote)
  guys walk in.. :nigga: *confused look* HURRY UP AND BUY.... PICKLE 5 DOLLA COME ON You owe me money (full quote)
  Beginning of Sex (Ashtray and Dishiki) Ashtray:Ohh yeah that's it Dishiki:Umm... talk dirty to me. Ashtray:I'm cummin! Dishiki:(Funny look at Ashtray) Ashtray:(rolls over with thumb in mouth and goes to sleep. (full quote)
  hey why u talkin all that shit about the white man and then dating the white women. im doin to the white women wut the men have done to us for 400 years. wuts that? fuck um (full quote)
  Ashtray :OOOh your so tight Dashiki: Wrong hole foo! (full quote)
  Love is by far the most precious thing on earth, like a roses fragrance or a childs birth. Love me and leave me and leave me, thats the story of my life, but it won't happen again see, 'cause i bought a butchers knife. The next man that love me and leave me so quick muu huh imma cut off his ba*** and imma chop off his d***m, imma roll him over wit my car see, u fuc*** wit da wrong muthafu**, udont dont fu** wit me. (full quote)
  1 fish 2 fish red fish blue fish (full quote)
  My son Ashtrey, gettin sex! (full quote)
  fool, you aint going nowhere (full quote)
  ash tray! come here and give yo grandma a hug. ah thats my nigga! (full quote)
  grandma:ay yo ashtrey!, pass me dat shit over there!,ashtrey:(looks at wall with spices and sees one that says shit) (full quote)
12136 Hey there baby. (Pulls out a gun) BREAK YOURSELF! GIMME YOUR number! (full quote)