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Down Periscope - 1996 Movie Quotes

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ProKiller 1: Alright let's kick this pig. Let's leave him squealin from the feelin. 2: Squeakin from the freakin. 3: Oinkin from the boinkin. (full quote)
ProKiller Oh get up there you miserable little puke. (full quote)
ProKiller Well what the heck, why don't we pull in so you can putt out. (full quote)
ProKiller 1:Yesterday I found a bandaid in my food. Today it was a finger nail. 2: Sorry sir, the bandaid was holding the finger nial on. (full quote)
5221 No disrespect to the USS Rustoleum here, but this is ridiculous! (full quote)
  That boy's absorbed a lot of voltage (full quote)
4066 I didn't see this on any recruiting posters! (full quote)
6224 (1)what do you think about our boat?(2)I feel I need a tetanus shot just from looking at it. The only thing holding it together... are the bird droppings, sir. (full quote)
6224 Perfect. We just tracked down a boatload of beered-up fishermen. (full quote)
6224 Great. Our Chaplain has arrived. (full quote)
clarkins 1. Getting the ol' torpedo polished sir? 2. Shut up Stepanik. 1. Thank you sir, it's nice to be noticed. (full quote)
clarkins 1. It still tastes like creamed corn. 2. It's deviled ham. 1. That would be a problem. (full quote)
8750 And who's our next contestant? (full quote)
  1)I want a man with a tattoo on his dick. Have I got the right man?? 2)By a strange co├»ncedence you do sir. (full quote)
10627 Person 1) Are you sure her clothes are in here? person 2 holding up a bra) Unless these are yours. (full quote)
19918 I don't think it's good policy for the navy to hand over a billion doller pice of equipment to a man who has welcome abord tattood on his peines (full quote)
7016 Now, call me a prude if you want. But I don't think it's a good policy for the Navy to hand over a billion dollar piece of equipment to a man who has 'Welcome Aboard' tattoed on his penis! (full quote)
  hey man, names rick. 2) hi rick iam nitro. 3) whats your real name? 4) nitro but iam working on a nickname what do you think of this?....mike... (full quote)
  marty: BUCKMAN! what the heck are you doing? buckman: restocking the pantry, sir marty: what are in these 2 cans? buckman: that one's coffee....and that one looks like cooking lard. marty: and which one do you think we'll be using more often? The coffee....or the lard? you think we're all going to jump out of bed in the morning and have a big, tall, steaming cup of PIGFAT? (full quote)
25438 seven years down the fucking drain! (full quote)
7016 Oh, yeah. I just hope they have one in turqouise. (full quote)
8563 I think I'm gonna get my ass kicked, sir. (full quote)
8563 OK, boys. down we go. (full quote)
8563 Think like a pirate. I want a man with a tattoo on his dick! Have I got the right man? (full quote)
28667 This is the US NAVY. WE DO NOT HAVE TO WALK THE PLANK! (full quote) can't be easy for Lieutenant Lake to be thrown into a jungle such as this and I know it will make things hard on all of us!! (full quote)
Jimbob I LOVE THIS JOB!!!!! (full quote)
Jimbob Sombody get Buckman and laungh him out of a torpedo tube!! (fat guy that just farted runs away) (full quote)
Jimbob I think we should continue to kick ass sir. (full quote)
Jimbob Now keep an eye on the string cos the water pressure is going to squeeze the hull of this boat like an empty beercan hahhh (full quote)
Jimbob you ever saw anything like on one of those big nukes? no er we didn't have clothes lines we had those dryer things with the window on the front (full quote)
Jimbob ( after electrician has just been electrected) that boys observed a lot of voltage (full quote)
8563 That would've been unethical, sir. I'm only out to screw myself. That would've screwed everybody. (full quote)
beekers 1)And just why am I here? 2)You know, because of the thing...the weenie tattoo! (full quote)
  1) what's your name? 2) Nitro 1) Interesting nickname..what's your real name? 2) Nitro...but I'm working on a's this?? ...Mike... (full quote)
13284 1. Buckman! There was a fingernail in my food! Yesterday, it was a bandaid! 2. Sorry, sir, the band aid was holding the fingernail on. 1. What else do you put in your sauce? There's cockroaches in the flour! Your cigar ash is in the spaghetti! Geez, Buckman,(holds can). This stuff has been on here since Korea! This can expired in 1966! 2. (samples food) It still tastes like creamed corn! 1. Except that it's DEVILED HAM! (full quote)
13284 1. Is that my chicken? (points to a small piece of chicken meat on a guy's shoulder) 2. No, sir, it's a parrot...from the Caribbean. 1. Don't let it fly away, that's dinner! (full quote)
13284 1. Damn! I never saw this shit on the recruiting poster! (adjusts light on periscope, singing) Be All that you can Be! 2. That's the army song! (full quote)
8563 Excellence knows no age, sir. (full quote)
8563 I'm a dedicated pain in the butt, sir. (full quote)
  20 years down the fucking drain (full quote)
10929 what's our mission? Rescue Gilligan? (full quote)
beekers Lieutenant Lake, you are almost out of uniform. (full quote)
13284 Do you think we're all gonna get up in the morning and have a hot steaming cup of pig-fat??? (full quote)
48700 I need a man with a tattoo on his dick! Have I got the right man? (full quote)
WOPA008 Someone ought to sew his ass shut! (full quote)