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Dunston Checks In - 1996 Movie Quotes

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3222 Probably one of my sports coats, I've been told they're a bit loud. (full quote)
16323 1) Kyle, i know you're upset about the vacation, but that is no reason to throw a guests dog into the garbage!! 2) I didnt throw him in the garbage!! 1) Then what happened? Oh dont tell me, you decided to give him a coffee ground bath to improve his coat! 2) He jumped off the dogwalk! 1) The dog is suicidal? Is that what you're trying to tell me? 1) He smelled the monster on the ledge and jumped off! 2) He smelled the monster on the ledge? Oh it all makes perfect sense now! He smelled the monster on the ledge! Its the smelly ledge monster!! 3) Way to blow the tip, psycho. (full quote)
16323 His names Neil. after Neil Armstrong. The first man on the moon. (full quote)
16323 1) How did he get here? 2) Well ma'am, when 2 orang-utans fall in love... 3) I...think she meant how did he get in the hotel? (full quote)
16323 1) Dunston, daddys sorry. *Dunston shakes his head* 1) Dunston, I've got some lovely bananas here. *Dunston smacks his bottom several times* 1) Dont wave your hairy bottom at me!! (full quote)
16323 1) I can do all sorts of tricks. Do you know what my speciality is? 2) No. 1) I can make nosy little boys disappear! *Kyle moves to run away* *Rutledge grabs him back* 1) One more thing! My dollar! (full quote)
  Bryan: Hey, what about his punishment? Dad: Think of something you really like. Ya got it? Kyle: Yup. Dad: NO THAT! (full quote)
  There's a gorilla in the bathroom! (full quote)
jesusroxmysox Why is he talking to his crotch? (full quote)
jesusroxmysox why is he talking to his crotch? (full quote)
  Animal Catcher: I saw a turtle one-time and it looked like a volkswagen with a tail! (full quote)
  Lionel Spalding: There's a monkey head in my lap a big hairy monkey head, monkey head, monkey head (full quote)
  1) From this day on, you are BOTH grounded. 2) We're ALREADY grounded. 3) You're DOUBLE grounded. Brian, no poker, no videos, and no using the security room for your own little voyeuristic pleasures. And Kyle, no, no? Think of something you really like, got that? No THAT! (full quote)
itsjustfranklin son, you look at my wife's pongo pigmaus again and you and I are gonna tangle (full quote)
10929 From the look of my soup I'd say someone in your kitchen has a serious hair loss problem. (full quote)
10929 Good morning, sir. Welcome to the Majestic. (full quote)