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Jerry Maguire - 1996 Movie Quotes


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  I've got this great guy that loves my son...and he sure does like me a lot. (full quote)
  I was just about to tell you..that I love him. I do! I love him and I don't care what you think. I love him for the man he wants to be and I love him for the man he almost is. I love him Laurel, I love him. I love him! (full quote)
darricke The human head weighs eight pounds. (full quote)
2946 Show me the money!!!!!! (full quote)
  I wil not rest until I have you holding a Coke wearing your own shoe playing a Sega game featuring you while signing your own song in a new commercial starring you broadcast during the SuperBowl in a game that you are winning and I will not sleep until that happens...I'll give you 15 minutes to call me back. (full quote)
3505 I did NOT shoplift the pootie. (full quote)
4391 I love you...you complete me. (full quote)
4531 The Quan (full quote)
4595 I think you should not come in...or, come in, depending on how you feel. Same to you. No, I have to go in. I live here. (full quote)
  You have got to be fair to her. She loves you. And if you do not love her, you have got to tell her (full quote)
  You are Jerry MA-FUCKING-GUIRE (full quote)
  SHOW ME THE money! (full quote)
5397 Jerry Mcguire...you are my ambassador of kwan... (full quote)
5669 I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE! (full quote)
  show me the money!pon (full quote)
5817 help me help you (full quote)
FletchFFletch If you ever want me to be with another woman for you, I'd do it. It's not something I'm interessted in. Once, yeah, it seemed normal, but it was just a phase, a college thing, like torn Levi's or law school for you. Would you like something from the kitchen? I'm gonna get some fruit. (full quote)
FletchFFletch There is a sensitivity thing that some people have. I don't have it. I don't cry at movies, I don't gush over babies, I don't buy Christmas presents 5 months early, and I DON'T tell the guy who just ruined both our lives, 'Oh, poor baby.' But I do love you. (full quote)
FletchFFletch I've had three lovers in the past four years, and they all ran a distant second to a good book and a warm bath. (full quote)
7470 But maybe love shouldn't be such hard work... (full quote)
7470 This guy would go home with a gardening tool now if it showed interest... (full quote)
8150 That's the price of success. (full quote)
  Let's go to the zoo. Let's go right now. (full quote)
1250 1) You are NOT a loser! 2) Who said anything about loser!? (full quote)
1250 Jump right into my nightmare, the water is warm! (full quote)
1250 1) Averly.... 2) Nope 1) It's over. 2) Didn't hear it! (full quote)
1250 Don't say that. I mean, say it if you want to.... (full quote)
1250 laurel? We're getting married! (full quote)
8188 Nah, I air dry!!! (full quote)
  I couldn't escape one simple thought. I hated myself. No..No..No here's what it was...I hated my place in the world. I had to so much to say and no one to listen. (full quote)
5033 I'm Dorothy's disapporving sister Loral. (full quote)
5033 Don't cry at the beginning of that date cry at the end like I do. (full quote)
5033 Just get in the car. (full quote)
5033 You know I ain't gettin any love from Rebbock. You know what fuck Rebbock! (full quote)
9074 You know the difference between me and you? You think we're fighting, I think we're finally talking! (full quote)
9272 Boo fuckin' who?? (full quote)
9200 How about a little bit of integrity in this world that is so full of greed and a lack of honorability that I don't know what to tell my son, except here, have a look at a guy that isn't yelling show me the money! (full quote)
9333 You've got to be fair to her. She loves you. And if you don't love her, you've got to tell her. (full quote)
9345 Who's coming with me? (full quote)
9316 i did not shoplift the pooty...ok ok, i shoplifted the pooty (full quote)
  what??? You know he always gets nervous for monday nite foot-ballll (full quote)
  You are my embassador of Quan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Thinking): Loser!!!!!!!!!!! (full quote)
  I love you...you complete me. You had me at hello. (full quote)
  Because I'm Bob Sugar and I am the fucking terminator. (full quote)
  Show me the money. (full quote)
  these fish have manners (full quote)
  these fish have manners (full quote)
  shut up, just shut up, you had me at hello (full quote)
  Wow. That's more then a dress. That's an Audrey Hepburn movie. (full quote)
  Shut up. You had me at hello. (full quote)
  I am the fucken terminator (full quote)
  you had me at hello (full quote)
  you had me at hello (full quote)
  I am a valuble commodity..i go across the middle...i see a guy comin at me..tryin ta KILL ME..i say ..get killed...CATCH THE BALL.. BOUYA!--TOUCHdown.. I MAKE MIRACLES HAPPEN!! (full quote)
  I'm not gonna do what y'all think im gonna do which is FLIP OUT (full quote)
  It was a Mission statement! (full quote)
  i pretended that proposal by the car was real it might have just been a hypothetical i did this and atleast i can do something about it now... J: so this break is a break up.. D:come one jerry you know this isn't easy for me...J: this is where it has to happened..and this is where it has to happen...i m not letting you get rid of me how about that im a smart guy i love you...you ...complete me....and im just... D:SHUT UP just shut up.. You had me at hello..you had me at hello (full quote)
  If this [heart] here is empty, then this [brain] doesn't matter. (full quote)
  DON'T - EVER - STOP - FUCKING - ME!!!! (full quote)
  thats not a dress - thats an audrey hepburn movie (full quote)
  I'm not going to do...what everyone thinks I'm going to do which is just FLIP OUT! (full quote)
  ( #1 talking to #2) 1) Shut up... Just shut up. You had me at hello... You had me at hello! (full quote)
bacher You are my ambassador of quaa! (full quote)
6170 You had me at hello...you had me at hello. (full quote)
9200 Hey, I don't have all the answers, in life, to be honest, I've failed as much as I've succeeded, but i love my wife, i love my life, and I wish you my kind of success (full quote)
9487 1) the fuckin' zoo's closed 2) you said fuck!! (full quote)
10471 SHOW ME THE money!! (full quote)
14041 When you get on the field, it's all about what you didn't get, who's to blame, who underthrew the pass, who's got the contracts you don't, who's not giving you love. That is not what inspires people. That is not what inspires people! Shut up, play the game... play it from the heart. And I will show you Quan and that's the truth can you handle it? (full quote)
DeamoGirl You had me at hello. (full quote)
14455 I'm not gonna do what you all think I'm gonna do, which is just FLIP OUT! (full quote)
14455 The difference between coach and first class used to be a better meal, now it's a better life. (full quote)
14630 Believe me, there's genius everywhere but until they turn pro it's like popcorn in a pan...some pop, some don't. (full quote)
14740 Well, boo-fucking-hoo! (full quote)
15977 You had me at Hello....You had me at Hello... (full quote)
16070 That's not just a dress. That's an entire Audrey Hepburn movie. (full quote)
17534 The human head weighs eight pounds. (full quote)
19184 Jerry: Do you know what it's like to be ME out here for YOU? It is an up-at-dawn, pride-swallowing siege that I will never fully tell you about! (full quote)
20126 OK, so I'm not as good with the insults as her. (full quote)
beth help me! help you! (full quote)
beth - Who is this? - Who is this? This is Rod Tidwell - Are you a football player? - Am I a football player! Lemme tell you something boy... - You talk too much - what? Listen talking is only a means of communication... - It was fun talking to you Rod, bye (full quote)
24986 And I'm freeeeeeeeeee! freeeee faaaaallling!!!! (full quote)
24986 Look at me, laurel, I'm the oldest twenty-six year old in the world...now how do I look? (full quote)
24986 Jerry, you and I are sales people, we sell! It's not love me, it's not trust my handshake it's make the sale get it sign- there shouldn't be confusion about that. (full quote)
24986 Now I'm the guy you don't usually see. I'm the one behind the scenes. I'm the sports agent. (full quote)
24986 1) I came here to fire you Jerry. 2) Pardon me? 3) Came here to let you go....it's true, you should say something... (full quote)
24986 That's how you become great, man....hang your balls out there! (full quote)
24986 Oh Jerry, I'm two months away from the pay increase... (full quote)
24986 Two nights later in Miami at our corporate conference, a breakthrough. Breakdown? Breakthrough. (full quote)
24986 Hey, I'll be the first to admit it. What I was writing was somewhat touchy feely. I didn't care. I had lost the ability to bullshit. It was the me I'd always wanted to be. (full quote)
24986 The key to this business is personal relationships... (full quote)
24986 Sorry Jerry, I just want to play football. (full quote)
24986 I was 35. I had started my life. (full quote)
24986 1) How long do you give him? 2) mmm...about a week. (full quote)
24986 So I turn to her and sort of grandly say, 'Well, this is me, Klutz, asking you, Goddess of Rock Climbing, to marry me'. And I took out the ring, and I don't much like big scenes, but she said yes right there in the lobby. We're getting married in February. (full quote)
24986 I know who you are. You're Dorothy Boyd. You're in Accounts. You have the middle cubicle with that poster of Albert Einstein morphed onto Shaquille 0'Neal's body. (full quote)
24986 Gerry is so great at friendship...he's just bad at intimacy.. (full quote)
24986 You scared me! Don't do that again...ever! Ever, ever, ever!! Okay? (full quote)
24986 Hmmmm....whoever snagged him must be some classy babe. (full quote)
24986 1) You know, I don't think we need to do the thing where we tell each other everything! 2) Jerry, this is what intimacy is... (full quote)
24986 Glad you can finally make it in, Jerry, Rod is very, very upset. Tyson, no! (full quote)
24986 Now I don't know what you do with your five-percent, but this man, my husband has a whole plan, an image... and when you put him in a Waterbed Warehouse commercial, excuse me, you are making him common when you know he deserves the big four -- shoe, car, clothing-line, soft-drink. The four jewels of the celebrity endorsement dollar. We majored in marketing, babe....we came to play. (full quote)
24986 1) Jerry, I wanna cry for what they did to you at SMI, if we weren't in the middle of the Acura deal you know I'd go with you. (breaking down) Oh Jerry.....oh GOD!! Call waiting....who could be calling me now.....? (cheerfully) Hi, Kathy Sanders! 2) Still me, Kathy.... 3) AAAAAAHHHHGGGGHH!!!!! (full quote)
24986 It's not 'show' friends....it's 'show' business... (full quote)
24986 No. I hear that you hear what I'm saying. But do you hear what I'm saying? (full quote)
24986 Martinez! Hombre, como esta? (full quote)
24986 It's a very personal, very important thing....hey- it's a family motto. You ready? Here it is....'show me the money' (full quote)
24986 My favorite aunt is hearing impaired. He said 'you complete me.' (full quote)
24986 Congratulations, you're still my agent. (full quote)
24986 Wonderful. Next time you lecture me, don't leave my little boy in a room with your Divorced Women's group... (full quote)
24986 (AVERY) You keep one superstar and they'll all follow. There's no real loyalty, and the first person who told me that, Jerry Maguire, was you. (JERRY) I think I was trying to sleep with you at the time. (AVERY) Well, it worked, and I will not let you fail. You are Jerry Ma-fuckin-guire! (full quote)
24986 King of the Housecalls! Master of the Living Room! (full quote)
24986 You are not a loser. (full quote)
24986 Who said anything about 'loser?' (full quote)
24986 1) Sorry, that's my son and the.....nanny. 2) NANNY?! I prefer 'Child technician'... (full quote)
24986 1) Excuse me, are you Hootie? 2) No... I'm not Hootie. (full quote)
24986 I feel like I'm five years late for the Prom. (full quote)
24986 You believe they're shooting a Reebok ad down there? Did I ever tell you my Reebok story? (full quote)
24986 You're loving me now, aren't ya? (full quote)
24986 It's all about you, isn't it? Soothe me, save me, love me-- (full quote)
24986 So honesty is outlawed here, I can't be honest? (full quote)
  You had me at hello. (full quote)
  You gotta be fair to her.. she loves you. If you dont love her, you've got to tell her. (full quote)
  You had me at hello (full quote)
  That's not a dress, that's an Audrey Hepburn movie. (full quote)
  You had me at hello... (full quote)
  I´ll tell you why you dont have your ten million dollars, you play with you head not your heart, personal life heart, but when you get on the field is all about what you didn´t get, whose to blame who under threw the pass, who has the contract you don´t, whose no giving you you´re love, and you know what. That is not what inspires people, THAT IS NOT WHAT INSPIRES PEOPLE, shut up play the game play it from your heart, and ill show the quan, and thats the thruth, THATS THE THRUTH, can you handle it, its just a question between friens. YOU KNOW. (full quote)
  See this jacket I'm wearing? You like it? Cuz I don't really need it, cuz I'm cloaked ... in failure! (full quote)
  I pretended that purposal by the car was real and it might of just been a hypathetical. (full quote)
  1] You know this is going to change everything. 2] Promise? 1] what IS this music? (full quote)
  You complete me. (full quote)
  shut up. You had me at hello. You hold me at hello. (full quote)
  You had me at hello. (full quote)
  Jerry: Hi Rod, Jerry Maguire. How are you doing? Rod: Jerry Maguire! Jerry: Yeah.. Rod: How am I doing? I'll tell you how I'm doing, I'm sweating, dude! (full quote)
  Rod: No, no, no. I hear that you hear what I'm saying, but do you truely hear what I'm saying? kid: I hear what you're saying, Daddy! (phone rings) Jerry: Rod, would you mind holding on for a sec..? Rod: Hold on.. Didn't you tell my wife more personel attention...? DID YOU NOT TELL MY WIFE more PERSONEL ATTENTION?! Jerry: I said more personel attention. Rod: Good, 'cause I'm just getting started on my list you need to know... You can take notes if you want to... (full quote)
  Every Morning I Wake Up I Clap My Hands and Say Todays Going To BE A good Day (full quote)
  i am out here for you, you dont know what its like for me...out here for u, it is an up at dawn pride-swallowing siege, that i can never fully tell you about ok?! god help me...help me rod, help me, help you...help me, help you....help me....help you (full quote)
  I Love you, you complete me. Shut up you had me at hello. You had me at hello. (full quote)
  1. The fuckin zoo is closed. 2. You said fuck. 1. Yes, yes i did. 2. don't worry...i won't tell (full quote)
  that's my mofo (full quote)
  <3 Shut up, just shut up... You had me at Hello <3 (full quote)
  Even I read another...You had me at Hello...post, i'm going to kick some ass. Stop it already. (full quote)
  You complete me. (full quote)
  Don't You EVER... STOP... FUCKING.. ME (full quote)
  deezzz nuttzzz (full quote)
  Please Jerry, you know this eisnt easy for me. On the surface evrything looks fine. Ive got this great guy..and he loves my kid (beat) and he sure does like me alot. And I can't live like that...it's not how i'm built ~ Dorthy Boyde (full quote)
  How's your head? -Bubblicious (full quote)
  Shut up! Just shut up! You had me at hello... you had me at hello. (full quote)
  You had me from hello (full quote)
  --We live in a cynical world... a cynical world. And we work in a business of tough competitors. I love you... and you complete me --Shutup... just shutup. You had me at hello. You had me at hello. (full quote)
  I got this great guy. He loves my kid and he sure does like me a lot. But I can’t live like that. I’m not built like that (full quote)
  That's not a dress. That's an Audrey Hepburn movie. (full quote)
  what is this music?! (full quote)
  That's not a dress,...that's an Audrey Hepburn movie! (full quote)
  You want this jacket? Cause I am cloaked in failure. (full quote)
  Kushlash, Kushlash...Kushlash,Kushlash,Kushlash (full quote)
  Rod! Get on the camel! (full quote)
  It's not show friends, it's show business (full quote)
  YOU COMPLETE ME! (full quote)
  REAL MEN DON'T SHOP LIFT THE POODY FROM single MOM'S! (full quote)
  remember the names of whores you have sex with, thats what I do (full quote)
  you...complete me shut up you had me at hello (full quote)
  bathroom quote (full quote)
  i am out there for you swallowing pride (full quote)
  Where's the money (full quote)
  Shut up!! You had me at hello. You had me at hello. (full quote)
  You had me at hello. (full quote)
  You had me at hello. (full quote)
  You had me at hello (full quote)
  Let me help you help me (full quote)
  You fuck this up I'll kill you (full quote)
  I'm not letting you get rid of me (full quote)
  You had me at hello . . (full quote)
  You are with the king of the kingdom.... I am..... drunk. (full quote)
  Sorry about the hand. (full quote)
  So I don't wanna hear your shit Jerryt. I don't wanna hear your 'na-na-na I lost Kush, Avery' and shit! Anybody else would have left you by now, but I'm sticking with you. I said I would. And if I got to ride your ass like Zorro, you're gonna show me the money. You gunna show me the money. (Puts headphones on.) And we together on this. Unnhhh! YA KNOW?! (full quote)
  You have no idea what it's like to be me out here for you. It's an up at dawn pride swallowing siege, that i will never fully tell you about. (full quote)
  My next door neighbor has 3 rabbits! (full quote)
  You fuck this up I'll kill you. (full quote)
  You complete me (full quote)
  why don't we have that kind of relationship (full quote)
  This is an energy bar it will keep you up all night. (full quote)
  Give me a hug! (full quote)
  there's a ninty percent chance I would cheat on you (full quote)
  Shut up! You had me at 'hello'. (full quote)
  nice talk. see ya out there (full quote)
  you had me at hello (full quote)
  Show me the money (full quote)
  You can't sell anyone if you don't love everyone. (full quote)
  I ate two slices of bad pizza went to bed and grew a conscience! (full quote)
  If you don't love everbody... you can't sell anybody. (full quote)
  you complete me (full quote)
  She loves you, If you dont love her, you have got to tell her (full quote)
  Kid: Jerry Maguire you have to stop my dad this is his 3 rd concution. Jerry: I cant stop your dad, a truck , no a tank could even stop your dad. Kid: Fuck You (full quote)
  Dorthy: I love him, i love him for the man he wants to be and the mad that he almost is. I love him I love him I love him Kid: good morning jerry. Dorothy: tell me he's not stnding right there laurel: he's not standing there. Jerry: Good morning ladies. Dorothy: (whispers) o my god, o my god. (full quote)
  you had me at hello (full quote)
  Roll with the punches, tomorrows another day (full quote)
10929 You know that feeling? (full quote)
10929 Secret Garden. (full quote)
10929 Pocketful Of Rainbows. (full quote)
10929 I was inspired, and I'm an accountant. (full quote)
24986 1) what was the deal when we first got together? Brutal truth remember? 2) I think you added the 'brutal'. (full quote)
24986 Jerry, there is a 'sensitivity' thing that some people have. I don't have it. I don't cry at movies. I don't gush over babies. I don't start celebrating Christmas five months early, and I don't tell a man who just screwed up both of our lives -- 'oh, poor baby.' That's me. For better or worse. But I do love you. (full quote)
24986 1) No one has ever dumped me 2) I'm not trying to make history, here.. (full quote)
24986 I did the 23 hour nose-route to the top of El Capitan in 6 hours and 18 minutes! I can make this work. (full quote)
24986 Anybody else would have left you by now, but I'm sticking with you. I said I would. And if I got to ride your ass like Zorro, you're gonna show me the money. (full quote)
24986 I won't let you hurt me Jerry. I'm too strong for you. Loser! (full quote)
24986 This is not 'guy'. This is a syndrome. It's called Early Midlife, About-To-Marry, Hanging Onto The-Bottom-Rung Dear- God-Don't-Let-Me-Be-Alone, I'll-Call-My-Newly Long-suffering-Assistant-Without Medical-For-Company Syndrome. And if, knowing all that, you still allow him to come over, more power to you. (full quote)
24986 It was a 'mission statement'... (full quote)
blurryblue I shoplifted the pootie. (full quote)
26770 Wow. That's more than a dress. That's an Audrey Hepburn movie. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- I'm from Arizona Jerry. I broke Arizona records. #2- Rod? #1- I went to Arizona state. #2- Rod? #1- I'm a Sun Devil man! (full quote)
QuadCityRockNRoll See this jacket I'm wearing? You like it? Cause I don't really need it ... cause I'm cloaked ... in failure! (full quote)
29029 You are hanging on by a very thin thread...and I DIG that about you!! (full quote)
30916 (Ray) When my daddy died my mommy took me to the zoo and i like the zoo, lets go to the zoo, lets go to the zoo (Jerry) Ray.....the fuckin zoo is closed (Ray) You said fuck...i won't tell (Jerry) i guess im gunna hafta take you to the zoo then (full quote)
37887 Do you know bees and dogs can smell fear? (full quote)
38392 *You had me at hello* (full quote)
41070 Dicky Fox: Hey, I don't have all the answers, in life, to be honest, I've failed as much as I've succeeded, but i love my wife, i love my life, and I wish you my kind of success (full quote)
41070 Dicky Fox: Hey, I don't have all the answers, in life, to be honest, I've failed as much as I've succeeded, but i love my wife, i love my life, and I wish you my kind of success (full quote)
41070 Ethan: Everybody loves you. Pisses me off. (full quote)
41070 Rod: I am a valuable commodity. I go across the middle. I see a dude coming at me...trying to kill me! I say 'Get killed...catch the ball' Boo-yah! Touchdown! I make miracles happen! (full quote)
42220 Thats not a dress thats an Audrey Hepburn movie. (full quote)
42226 Avery: You are not a loser. Jerry: Who said anything about loser? Avery: Mistake, I meant something else, when are we leaving? (full quote)
42226 Avery: You can't hurt me Jerry, I'm too strong for you, loser. (full quote)
42226 Jerry:Let's recap here: a hockey player's kid made me feel like a superficial jerk, I had two slices of bad pizza, went to bed and grew a CONSCIENCE! Rod: Well boo-fucking-hoo. (full quote)
42226 Jerry:You know, I think the fucking zoo's closed Ray. Ray: You said fuck! Jerry: Yeah, I did. Ray: Don't worry...I won't tell. (full quote)
42226 Rod: There is a FLOOD in T.P'S ROOM! T.P. Say hello to Jerry Maguire. T.P: Hello brother Maguire. (full quote)
42226 Jerry: He said I don't know what it's like to be a black person? I'm Mister Black Person. (full quote)
42226 Dorothy: The truth? I care about the job. But mostly, I just want to be inspired. That memo you wrote... that inspired me. I'm here because of that memo. I love that memo. Jerry: It was a mission statement. (full quote)
42226 Dorothy: Jerry, you know this isn't easy for me. If one of us doesn't say something now, with your need to be responsible and my need to make the best of things, we could lose ten years of our lives just being polite. (full quote)
42226 Dorothy: I think you should not come in... or come in. Depending on how you feel. Jerry: Same to you. Dorothy: No, I have to go in. I live here. Jerry: Okay.I'll come in. Dorothy: Good... Are you sure we should be doing this? Jerry:Hell, yes. (full quote)
42226 Ray: What's wrong mommy? Dorothy: First class is what's wrong, sweetie. It used to be a better meal, not it's a better life. (full quote)
42226 Dorothy: Tell me he's not there. laurel: He's not there. Jerry: Whoa...easy ladies. laurel: Coffee, Jerry? Jerry: No, we bottom feeders prefer cereal first. laurel: Ha ha... Ray: Let's have Apple Jacks! Jerry: You want Apple Jacks? Apple Jacks it is. *To Dorothy:** Good morning, darling. (full quote)
42226 Dorothy: Maybe you're right. Men are the enemy. But... I still love the enemy. (full quote)
42226 Bob Sugar: This must be a nice moment for you. I'll let you have it. (full quote)
42226 Marcee: And say what? Please remove your dick from my ass? (full quote)
42226 Jerry: Think back to when you first started playing football. It wasn't just about the money, was it? Was it? Was it? (full quote)
42226 Rod: You are holding on by a very thin thread. (full quote)
42226 Ray: Go ahead and go...go ahead and go. (full quote)
42226 Jerry: Let me just say, as I ease myself out of this office - which I helped build by the way - that there is such a thing as manners. A way of treating people. These fish have manners. These fish have manners. In fact, the fish are coming with me. You can call me sentimental, but the fish are coming with me. (full quote)
42226 Rod: I love black people! Jerry: I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE!!!!!!!! Rod: Who's your motherfucker Jerry? Jerry: YOU MY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!! Rod: And what are you going to do? Jerry: SHOW ME THE MONEEEEEEEEEEY!!!! (full quote)
42226 Dorothy: Whoever snagged him must be some classy babe. (full quote)
42226 Dorothy: On the surface, everything's fine. I've got this great guy... and he loves my kid. And he sure likes me a lot. And I can't live like that... it's not how I'm built. (full quote)
42226 laurel: If you fuck this up I'll kill you. Jerry: Great. I'm glad we had this conversation. (full quote)
42226 Laurel: All I'm saying is that men are different people when they're on the bottem rung. Dorothy: And maybe I'm taking advantage of that. Does that make me a bad person? All I know is that I met one guy who was smart and popular and not so nice to me. So why should I let this man go when every bone in my body is telling me that he's the one? Laurel: Okay, I was only looking for a few fun details. Dorothy: Oh. Well, why didn't you just say so? There is just one thing, if your interested in hearing. I love him. I love him! I love him for the man he wants be and the man he almost his. I love him. I love him. I love him! (full quote)
42226 Chad: Nanny? I prefer child technician. (full quote)
42226 Dorothy: I think you should not come in ... or come in... depending on how you feel. Jerry: Same as you. Dorothy: I have to go in. I live here. Jerry: I want to come in. Dorothy: Are you sure we should be doing this? Jerry: Hell, yeah. (full quote)
42226 Jerry: Now I'm not going to do what everyone expects me to do which is to just FLIP OUT! (full quote)
42226 Dorothy: Let's not tell our sad stories. (full quote)
42226 Dorothy: And I still haven't figured out your noises. Jerry: Instead of wondering, why don't you just ask. Dorothy: I thought I just did. Jerry: Why do you love me? Dorothy: Why do you love me? Ray: Jerry! Can I come in and watch TV? (full quote)
42226 Ray: Go ahead and go. Go ahead and go. (full quote)
44453 Have you ever gotten the feeling that you aren't completely embarrassed yet, but you glimpse tomorrow's embarrassment? (full quote)
zain123 You Complete Me (full quote)
DRKLDY The human head weighs eight pounds. (full quote)
camster that's my job, to keep track of the skanks you bang on the road. (full quote)
prinilen You complete me. (full quote)