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Long Kiss Goodnight, The - 1996 Movie Quotes


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3378 First I'm proud to sat that I don't smoke, I don't drink, and I don't swear. Oh shit, I do smoke and drink! (full quote)
3378 Chefs do that. (full quote)
3378 life is pain. Get used to it! (full quote)
3378 Intelligence community. You people are unbelievable. You dump a mess like this in my lap, and then come whining to me and say where is our funding? Well, I'll tell you where it is. Can you say health care? (full quote)
3378 It's simple. He's been licking his asshole for the last 3 straight hours. I submit to you that there's nothing there worth more than an hours attention. I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good or there to stay. Wouldn't you agree? (full quote)
3378 back when we firt met, you were all like, oh phooey, I burned the darn muffins. Now, you go into a bar, 10 minutes later sailors come running out. (full quote)
3378 1) You want me to stick it in my pants and shoot my damn dick off? 2) Now you're a sharpshooter? (full quote)
3378 1) We jumped out of a building! 2) Yes, it was very exciting. Tomorrow we go to the zoo. (full quote)
3378 1) No, it's not a fantasy! I'm in the goddamn PTA! 2) Then quit! (full quote)
3378 1) You thinking what I'm thinking? 2) I hope not cause I'm thinking how much my balls hurt. (full quote)
3378 That's a duck not a dick. (full quote)
3378 Take a deep breath. We're going to do the torture thing. (full quote)
3378 No thanks. I'm saving myself til I get raped. (full quote)
3378 yes'm Miss Daisy, I be honkin'. (full quote)
3378 This ain't no ham on rye. (full quote)
3378 1) Have you always been this stupid or did you take lessons? 2) I took lessons! (full quote)
3378 Actually, I would have done it earlier, like back in '92, But I was baking. Don't ask. (full quote)
3378 You're the head of a major spy network and you have a tendancy to whine. (full quote)
3378 1) Good morning Raymond. 2) Good morning Miss Caine. 1) What have we learned about the dangers of smoking? Give it here. Thanks. Tell anyone you saw me, I'll blow your fucking head off. (full quote)
3378 1) Sir she's got the truck she's heading out of town. I'm hurt real bad. I think I'm dying. 2) Continue dying. (full quote)
3378 1) I got myself out of Beiruit once, I think I can get out of New Jersey. 2) Yeah, well don't be so sure. Others have tried and failed. The entire population in fact. (full quote)
4358 Don't hit the cars! (full quote)
4358 Kaitlyn, come help me in the kitchen...hurry up 'cause I forget where it is. BAA! (full quote)
4358 Raymond, I catch you smoking again and they'll never find the body! (full quote)
4358 The names Charly by the way, you're gonna love me! (full quote)
4358 Not anymore...he broke out after seeing something on TV that quote unquote disturbed him... (full quote)
4358 Stop bein' a little baby and get up! (full quote)
4358 life is pain. Get used to it. See you will skate all the way to the shore Princess and you will not fall again. Am I understood? (full quote)
4358 1-For God's sake I'm not gonna hurt you! 2-It's not me I'm worried about... (full quote)
4358 I want my eye back bitch! (full quote)
4358 Yeah, don't shoot! Like she says... (full quote)
4358 Da da da da da, turning off the downstairs light...da da da da da, before I go to bed at night... (full quote)
4358 Da da da da da, putting my keys in my left pocket...da da da da da, my gun in my right... (full quote)
4358 Bah humbug. Look out the window 'n shut up! (full quote)
4358 1-what happened? 2-I saved your ass - it was great! (full quote)
4358 You're an assassin working for the United states government. (full quote)
4358 We have no choice, we need some answers or we're going to die! (full quote)
4358 Luke, she's my only daughter and I don't quite trust you yet... (full quote)
4358 what about your daughter, Cat-head... (full quote)
4358 You leave me many reasons not to kill you, but among them is not that you'd be missed by NASA! (full quote)
  1) Its the same method used for deflowering virgins...bite their ear to take away the pain. You ever try that? 2) ...Nah i prefer to sock 'em in the jaw and yell pop-goes-the-weasel! (full quote)
  It's a duck, not a dick (full quote)
  1I'm not talking bout the linens 2It's moving in 1what? 2It's moving in, the songs not about bed sheets (full quote)
  Christ your early, I guess Perkins DOES want me dead, why don't your come back a little later. Hey this a gun lady! Well this aint no ham on rye! what are you doing!? I would've been here earlier, but i was thinkin up that ham on rye line... Are you really this stupid, or did you have to take lessons!?! I TOOK LESSONS!! (full quote)
  Well I'm always Frank and Ernest with women. In New York Im Frank, and in Chicago Im Ernest. (full quote)
  I just sock 'em in the jaw and yell pop goes the weasel! (full quote)
  Chef's do that (full quote)
4358 10 minutes in this cold water, she'll be insane or dead... (full quote)
4358 Watch your back...I'm not done yet... (full quote)
4358 Who's Samantha? (full quote)
4358 I let you touch me cowboy...I think I need a bath... (full quote)
4358 Name's Charly, the spy...nice to meet you. Drink? (full quote)
4358 I didn't ask for the kid! Samantha had the kid! Nobody asked me! (full quote)
4358 I would've been here sooner but I was thinking up that ham on rye line! (full quote)
4358 what's so fucking important? (full quote)
4358 You're about to have 2-point-4 children. Merry Christmas. (full quote)
4358 The young one gets a doll to play with on Christmas... (full quote)
4358 They're gonna blow my head off ya know. This is the last time I'll ever be pretty... (full quote)
4358 Unfortunately Mr. Henessey, i don't know how to fake killing 4000 people, so we're just gonna hafta do it for real... (full quote)
4358 Hi Princess. Mind if I take a look at your fucking eyes? (full quote)
4358 Yeah bears. Ok. Thank you, thank you (full quote)
4358 1-Mommy are we gonna die? 2-Oh no baby, you're not gonna die, they are... (full quote)
4358 By Mitch. Thanks for coming! (full quote)
4358 Move it out...and find that bitch! (full quote)
4358 So kill 'em for me bitch, what'r you good for? (full quote)
4358 Get me to the bridge. I'm not leaving 'til that bitch is dead! (full quote)
4358 That's right! You can't kill me mother fuckers! (full quote)
4687 Hide the gun in your pants. You want me to shoot my dick off?? You're a sharpshooter, now? (full quote)
5046 yessum Miss Daisy, I be honking. (full quote)
5046 You couldn't hit a lake if you were standing on the bottom. (full quote)
5630 Got me my 'ol handgun. Da da da da da. Got a rifle, too. Da da da da da. If anybody fucks with Mitch, he knows just what to do.......cuz I'm a bad motha-fucka. (full quote)
7815 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY WHEN YOU make AN ASSUMPTION,YOU make AN ASS OUT OF YOU AND UMPTION. (full quote)
8330 Die screaming mother fucker (full quote)
8330 Theres nothing down there worth more than an hours attention (full quote)
9751 Would you bring my little bitch in here (full quote)
9751 When I first met you, you were like, Oh fooey I burned the darn muffins and now you say things that would make a sailor blush (full quote)
10498 1)How many of those things do you have 2) three, one on my hip, one in my sock, and one right here next to Mr. wally (full quote)
10929 Santa Claus Is back In Town. (full quote)
10929 Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree. (full quote)
10929 Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow. (full quote)
10929 Jingle Bells. (full quote)
10929 I'd Really Love To See You Tonight. (full quote)
10929 Life is pain. Get used to it. (full quote)
10929 I'm always frank and earnest with women. In New York, I'm Frank. And in Chicago, I'm Ernest. (full quote)
woody Are you cold? Here, turn on the heater. It doesn't work, but it makes a very annoying noise that distracts you from the cold. (full quote)
woody Are you cold? Here, turn on the heater. It doesn't work, but it makes a very annoying noise that distracts you from the cold. (full quote)
woody A) Lady, this is a pretty big gun. C) This ain't no ham on rye either pal. B) what the hell are you doing? C) I'm saving your life. I would have been here sooner but I was thinking up that ham on rye line. (full quote)
woody out of all my christmas presents, this one was by far the most recent. (full quote)
woody Female - are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? Male - I hope not, cause I'm thinkin' how much my balls hurt. (full quote)
19771 That's not a dick. It's a duck. (full quote)
Magpie When I first met you, you were like, oh fooey, I burned the darn muffins. Now you walk into a bar, and sailors come running out. what up with that? (full quote)
skydragon 1) How many guns do you carry? 2) Three, one shoulder, one hip, and one right here, next to Mr. Wally. On most pat downs it's never revealed, most agents are reluctant to feel up another agents groin. Got any other questions? 1) YEAH! Whats the weather like on your planet? (full quote)
HUNG THICKLY A) I'll need money, lots of it. B) Oh, why didn't you say so. Hold on a second while I pull that out of my ass. (full quote)
HUNG THICKLY Yes, I'm a Mormon. That's why I just smoked a pack of Newports and drank three Vodka-tonics. (full quote)
29417 1: Same principle as deflowering a virgin. Guy bites her in the ear to distract from the pain. Haven't you ever tried that? 2: Naw, I usually just sock 'em in the jaw and yell 'Pop goes the weasel'. (full quote)
29417 1: I'm leaving the country, Mitch. I need a fake passport and I need money, lots of it. 2: Well, why didn't you say so? Hold on a minute while I pull that out of my ass. (full quote)
C5Vette Davis:Were you always this stupid or did you take lessons. Jackson: I took lessons!! (full quote)
44453 Everyone knows, when you make an assumption, you make an ass out of u and mption. (full quote)
michaeljhatch I'm Always Frank And earnest With Woman...In Chicago I'm Frank And in Chicago I'm earnest heh heh heh (full quote)