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My Fellow Americans - 1996 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
  hail to the cheif or else ill have to kill you, i am the cheif so u better watch ur step you bastards... (full quote)
  you kno what gives me the red ass? (full quote)
5942 1)SIR I BELIEVE WE AGREED THE ZIPPER WOULD BE IN THE UP POSITION. 2)what DO YOU THINK THEY WOULD GIVE ME IF I TATTOOED THEIR DAMN LOGO ACROSS MY ASS? 1)I COULD CHECK SIR 2)JUST DRIVE THE CART! (full quote)
  MARGRET: DO YOU WANT ME TO GET ALL THE LITTLE SHAMPOOS AND conditionerS BEFORE WE LEAVE? OH GOD MARGRET.. I ALREADY DID (full quote)
8727 1) Nice amber waves. 2)I think I got a chunk of purple mountain majesty up my ass. (full quote)
8727 1) It's an honor, sir. 2) Can't shake hands now. Have to keep my hands on the first penis. 1) Ohhh...It's a pleasure to meet ya'! 3) The first...penis? 2) Actually, I think that's what I'm gonna' call it from now on. what do you think, Blinky? (full quote)
8727 Yeah, yeah, you're black, you're tall. Whoopdee-friggin'-doo. (full quote)
8727 1) You're a horde, admit it. Admit you're a big horde. 2) Name two women in the District of Columbia that you didn't bang while you were in offi...what am I talking about? Name one. 1) Screw you. 2) Blow me. *BANG* (full quote)
8727 1) How was he? 2) Well, to tell the truth, it was a lot like his presidency. There was a lot of talk leading up to it, but then he didn't do much. (full quote)
8727 1) Ever have one of her pizzas? It was like a wet dream with a crust. 2) I don't think I need to hear Russel P. Kramer saying the words 'wed dream'; I'll wake up every night screaming 'til I die. (full quote)
8727 Don't do that with the liquor, Russ. It's so...George Bush. (full quote)
  When your dancing with a panda, whop leads? (full quote)
  When your dancing with a panda, who leads? (full quote)
14641 what am I fuckin' McGiver? (full quote)
14345 Muskrat Suzie, Muskrat Sam, do the jitterbug down in Muskratland and they chevy...(voice breaks)and Sammy's so skinny... (full quote)
14345 (In a gay parade) Oh, yeah we march in these things all the time! (full quote)
14345 1)President Douglas?! Are you coming out? 2)Oh, no, no, no. I'm not coming out. (Points to Kramer) HE is. (full quote)
14345 (pulls the string) Our dreams are like our children! (pulls the string again) Don't fall into the trap! Democrats are full of crap! (full quote)
14345 Decaf? You pussy! (full quote)
14345 1)Hey, guys it looks like another out of state licence plate! 2)We've been trying to get all 50 of them! 1)I can't make that one out. Looks like a 'U'. 1 and 2)UTAH!!! 3)No, that's a U.S. GOVERNMENT PLATE! (3 and 4 duck down) (Car passes them) 1)Hey, good buddy! God bless America! Keep on truckin'! 2)Say hi, Kevin! (Car speeds off) 1)Well, he wasn't very nice, now was he? 5)MOM! THE PRESIDENTS ARE SQUISHING ME!!! 2)Isn't this FUN?! (Baby starts crying) (full quote)
14345 1)We're going to Mount Rushmore! One of America's greatest natural wonders! 2)It wasn't natural! It was carved! 1)Somebody carved it? Well, that just ruins the whole thing! (full quote)
14345 1)Okay! We'll go on three! 2)Okay! One...two... (pushes 2 off) OH, GOD, THAT FELT good! (full quote)
14345 1)I think I got a chunk of purple mountains majesty up my ass. 2)Do you smell food? (full quote)
  Hail to the chief if you don't I'll have to kill you, hail to the chief or you better watch your step you bastards. (full quote)
20811 Our dreams our like our children (full quote)
20811 1)You know what gives me the red ass? 2)the red ass? (full quote)
20826 1)Let me have one of those tootsie rolls in your pocket. 2)Here, oh wait. Here's half you can owe me. 1)Owe you! what a penny? You are one cheap son of a bitch. (full quote)
20826 1)what did you do? 2)Oh what did I do? That's right we got into an argument about your cookbook, and I shot him. 1)You have a problem with my cookbook? (full quote)
20826 1)If have to get a hearing aid when this is over, don't be surprised when I send you the bill. 2)If I have to listen to you bitch, don't be surprised when I beat you to death with my shoe. (full quote)
20826 1)You know what gives me the red-ass? 2)The red-ass? (full quote)
14345 1)You don't shoot a gun in a confined area! Are you trying to deafen us all?! 2)Just get out of the chopper! 1)what?! 2)Get out of the chopper!! 1)The crops? 2)GET OUT!!! (full quote)
29029 Don't say friggin'. If you have to use the f-word, go for the gold. (full quote)
Emania 1. If I have to get a hearing aid after this you better bet I'm sending you the bill. 2. If I have to hear you gripe you better bet I'll beat you with my shoe. (full quote)
Emania 1. I was Time Magazine's Man of the Year.2: So was Hitler! 1: Not twice! (full quote)
Emania 1: I'm sorry, but we're Republicans.2: At least you admit it. That's the first step to recovery. (full quote)
Emania 1: Who were you most thrilled to meet? 2: Nelson Mandella 1: No, I mean personally, just between us. 2: OK, Ella Fitzgerald. Mandella's a great man, but he can't sing worth a shit. (full quote)
10929 Here's a little something I learned in the CIA! (full quote)
10929 Don't Be That Way. (full quote)
10929 We're In The money. (full quote)
10929 Pink Houses. (full quote)
  Uh huh, gee, I don't know about that, Bill. I think that the Lady's Tour likes their players to be a little more masculine. (full quote)
  Don't you fall into the trap, Democrats are full of crap! (full quote)
  ::pronounced badly:: hey, macerena! (full quote)
10929 Now Jimmy Carter, there's a class act. He goes around building homes for poor people with his own hands. That's classy. (full quote)
10929 Well, as usual, the Republican comes up with a plan while the Democrat just aimlessly wanders in the woods. (full quote)
10929 life Is So Peculiar. (full quote)
10929 Muskrat Love. (full quote)
10929 Treat Me Nice. (full quote)
10929 Brick House. (full quote)
10929 Superstition. (full quote)
10929 In The Midnight Hour. (full quote)
10929 All You Ever Do. (full quote)
42119 Girl: Do you know who those two are? They're Presidents. Boy: cool (pause) Presidents of what? (full quote)
42119 1. Hurry up with that ice 2. I'm sorry. I don't know my way around Kramerworld (full quote)
42119 You know what steams my clams? There are only two watches like that in the world. Gorbechav has one and now Shamu, the killer hick has the other (full quote)
babygavinxo Douglas-You're a whore, admit it you're a big whore. Kramer- Name 3 women in the District of Columbia that you didn't sleep with. What am I talking about? Name one. Douglas- Screw you. Kramer- Blow me. (full quote)
babygavinxo Douglas- Oh you're right we got into a big fight about your cookbook. Kramer- You have a problem with my cookbook? Douglas- Kramer! (full quote)
babygavinxo What are you looking at? You been down to that farmer's market lately? It's brutal. (full quote)
babygavinxo 1) Oh you want to compare popularity? 2) Yeah, let's compare popularity. 1) There was only one assassination attempt on me, you had three. 2) Two! The woman in Phoenix doesn't count she only had a starter pistol. (full quote)