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Nutty Professor, The - 1996 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
3505 1)You know, sometimes I relate to myself. 2)I can relate! (full quote)
4049 Hercules, Hercules, Hercules! (full quote)
4921 Professor! We have to get to the lab right away! (full quote)
4921 Professor!!!!If you're in there, and you can hear me: COME OUT! Professor, listen to me, the testosterone levels are way too high. You can't control him! (full quote)
4921 Well, Richmond, where's your Professor Buddy Love? (full quote)
4921 Klump: that fraud, that hack, that no-talent! No,sir! This is the man behind Klump's work, the real genius! I give you Professor Buddy Love! (full quote)
4921 It ain't over 'til the fat professor sings! (full quote)
5994 My dick! I can see my dick! (full quote)
  I got one hand on it. (full quote)
10040 Mrs. Klump: you know I saw something on tv today about getting your colon cleansed, I'm thinking about making me an appointment to get my colon cleansed you shuold too clevis. Mr. Klump: I dont want nobody puttin no tubes up my ass so i cant break wind Mrs. Klump: nobody said nothin about puttin no tubes up nobodys ass Mr. Klump: well what do you think a colon cleansin is you run ya asshole by the carwash (full quote)
10083 Come on, Cledus! Come on! You'll be walkin' over, but limpin' back...I'll put this butter knife in the crack of your ass! (full quote)
8034 I hate being called hamster boy!!! (full quote)
11868 WHHHHHHHHOOOOOOO! It's a full moon tonight! (full quote)
12117 Dean: We've lost so much money, RED is our school color! (full quote)
12117 You want your colon cleansed? Fine, I'm gonna clean mine... (breaks wind loudly)... there, my colon's cleaned, I'm talkin squeaky clean! (full quote)
12674 I had two titties, now I have six. It's multiplication. (full quote)
  Buddy:Hey I've heard of dreadlocks, but shit locks? Get rid of that shit. (full quote)
6725 Cmon Cledus Cmon! (full quote)
  Anything I can get you? Juice? Coffee? Rack of Lamb? (full quote)
  GRANDMA KLUMP: ONE DAY I GOT OUT THE SHOWER AND I BENT OVER TO REACH FOR A TOWEL AND I HEARD ZIP CRACK UPAROUND MY BACK AN down MY SPINE I THAUGHT OH LORDI THAUGHT I WAS DYIN' AND I LOOK OVER AND REAIZED I WAS STANDING ON MY OWN TITI (full quote)
  Carla: You are one sick twisted FREAK!! (full quote)
  I will throw this to the crack of your butt (full quote)
14345 He's so fat he wears a red shirt and all the kids go 'Hey! Kool-aid!' what would you do for a Klondike bar! I guess we know what's eating Gilbert Grape, now don't we?! (full quote)
  Spandex... all spandex!!! (full quote)
  women be shoppin'!! (full quote)
  I am going to kill you, and that's not a euphamism. I am going to wrap my hands around your neck and cut off your air supply until you pass away. (full quote)
  Yes i can! Yes I can! Yes I can! Yes I can! (full quote)
  Whooooooooo, Reggie, I've heard of dreadlocks, but shitlocks? (full quote)
  Reggie: what is a wave, exactly? (full quote)
10929 I feel good. (full quote)
10929 Fire Water Burn. (full quote)
  Big, small, medium, midgets. your sposed to have all that! (full quote)
  I hope you fart till your asshole falls out! (full quote)
  *Cletus farts loudly* Grandma: Who there called my name? (full quote)
  who did the grandmother say made her moist, while she was sitting at the dinner table (full quote)
Lauren30 Can I get you anything? Juice? Coffee? Rack of lamb? (full quote)
Lauren30 I know a good church down there on Main Street, but they won't marry you if you're a lesbian. (full quote)
marvin mcgoo You get all built up for thirty five yeeears of wantin and wantin WHOA,make ya head blow off. (full quote)
marvin mcgoo POP goes the weasel cause the weasel say pop! (full quote)
marvin mcgoo finger food?I paid one hundred dollars for finger food?I can go down to subway and get a sandwich for three dollars that'll fill me up (full quote)
benandtiff06 I dont know whether to look at ya or kick a field goal!! (full quote)