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Sgt. Bilko - 1996 Movie Quotes

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6945 Come-on boys! (full quote)
  1)that's horseshit, sir/ 2) whatever for?!?!?!/ 3) it keeps the flies off the food, sir/ 4) OFF THE FOOD??!?!?/ 5) uh yes,it's an experimental program....i'd say the results are mixed. (full quote)
2489 If they come, deny everything! Just act dumb. Fender, I'm putting you in charge of that. (full quote)
2489 I have a masters in manipulation from the University of Bilko. (full quote)
  In fact, that's what we'll call it!They won't die! (full quote)
  Maybe right now I don't need a plan. Maybe what I really need is a little puppy with big brown eyes to come and lick my face and love me no matter what kind of person I am! (full quote)
  Ok, drop and give me twenty! (after a long time of trying and failing) Ok one, we are going for one! (full quote)
  Wow, sir! Have you lost weight? (full quote)
17716 1)I don't think the guys like me 2)...What makes you think that? 1)They wrote me a note: 'Dear _____, we don't like you.' (full quote)
17716 1) Speaking of Doberman, can I please have another roommate? 2) ...what's the matter with Doberman? 1) He wet the bed! 2) Oh, well, every once and awhile... 1) No, he did it from across the room. (full quote)
17716 Dino: No, he got me a new wife, a better wife! (full quote)
17716 Can't is a four letter word! (full quote)
17716 1)It is my understanding that you can no longer ask me these questions. 2)It's a new army, sir, we're all adjusting. (full quote)
17716 make the bad man stop! (full quote)
17716 You're gonna laugh, you're gonna cry, you're gonna love this scrappy little Italian. (full quote)
  what are the last 2 letters in the name Bilko? KO! (full quote)
16680 1)Sgt. Bilko get up! 2) Ok men! Man the battle statitions, prepare for battle!...what is that music? (full quote)
16680 This is (add name here) he's the smart one. He has an IQ... (full quote)
16680 Doberman doesn't take showers either but for a different and much more frightening reason.. (full quote)
16680 1)You didn't tell me there was a movie star on the post. Miss Sharon Stone the men will be so excited. 2)Bilko will you.. 1)We've seen all your movies, well except for Indescent Purposal 'it was a little too racey for me' and..2)BILKO! 1)Yes my Cornole! (full quote)
16680 1)Ernie you got Popperellie to dress in drag to make me jealous? 2)For your information Popperellie was already in drag! (full quote)
16680 Look.. he's cheating on you already with Popperellie! (full quote)
  This horse was not this lively this morning. I order this horse drug tested. Quick someone get a urine bottle and a mop (full quote)
  SGT. BILKO! Yes my colonel?!!! (full quote)
  I cant barely move my legs Do me a favor and kill me now Something something rhymes with legs My life is over any how (full quote)
  Of course I have a plan, but maybe what I need is not a plan, maybe what I need is a little puppy who will just lick my face and love me no matter what kind of person I am (full quote)
27700 Ah Doberman, the son I never wanted (full quote)
25630 1- Permission to speak freely, sir! 2- Permission...what are we, in Russia? Say whatever you want. (full quote)
30903 Dig deep, baby! - Private Dino Paparelli (full quote)
30903 This is Zimmerman. Practically, Zimmerman was born without a personality. -Sgt. Bilko (full quote)
30903 major Thorn: If any of this is frightening, just hold onto me. Rita: They're dancing raisinettes. (full quote)
30903 Zimmerman: (commenting on picture of family on dresser) It's the cast from my favorite tv show...the African-American hour. Colonel: I've never heard of it. Zimmerman: It's on cable. (looking at Thorn) See, it's funny...but it also makes you think. (full quote)
30903 Bilko: Doberman, it's that time of the decade. You're taking a shower today. Doberman: Aw, do I have to? Bilko: Everyone feels pretty strongly about it. Here's the petition. Doberman: Aw, Sarge! (full quote)
30903 Paparelli: 'member when I got dat lettah from my wife? Saying she wanted ta break up wid me? (full quote)
cptdad All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work. (full quote)
13284 1. Remember when I got that letter from my wife, saying she wanted to break up with me? 2. So, he got your wife back? 1. No, he got me a new wife, a BETTER wife! (full quote)
13284 I am paralyzed, I have no feeling from the hair down. Make the bad man stop! (full quote)
13284 Colonel Hall: Very well, as you were. Sgt. Bilko to platoon: He means go back to what you were doing. (full quote)
13284 General: I want just one shred of proof to support these preposterous allegations! Thorn: Here you go, the super control fire elevation board! I took it out last night, so HOW can it work? (full quote)
13284 Thorn: You're the CO, which means you have certain powers. Hall: Powers? Thorn: Isn't it possible that you can have a certain soldier trans...Hall: Trans...atlantic? Thorn: Trans... Hall: ...vestite? transferred! (full quote)
13284 Bilko: You've all seen real soldiers, just do what they do! Do the pull-the-rifle-up-by-the-shoulder thing! (full quote)