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Stupids, The - 1996 Movie Quotes

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7371 (singing)many, many years ago when i was 23, i was married to a widow who was purdy as can be, this widow had a grown up daughter who had hair of red, my father fell in love with her and soon they 2 were wed. this made my dad my son-in0law and changed my very life for my daughter was my mother cuz she was my fathers wife, to complicate the matter even though it brought me joy, i sonn became the father of a bouncy baby boy. the little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad, and so became my uncle though it made me very sad, for if he was my uncle than that also made him brother to the widows grown up daughter who of course was my stepmother. I'M MY OWN GRANDPA!!!! I'M MY OWN GRANDPA!!! IT'S SO FUNNY I KNOW BUT IT REALLY IS SO!!!! I'M MY OWN GRANDPA!!! (full quote)
  Things to do today: Put check mark on paper [stanley puts check mark next to item]; Cross item out [stanley crosses out item and says no time for that I'm afraid]; and finally say, 'that seems pretty senseless, but whatever [stanley rolls his eyes and says that seems pretty senseless, but whatEVER!] (full quote)
  I'm My Own Grandpa (full quote)
marysue 'your father worked inside the system!' 'you mean-' 'yes. Stanely Stupid was a courier for the US goverment!' (full quote)
  lutenant: He walked into a situation like this without support, this man must be fearless. colonel: yes....... and very, very smart. (full quote)
  Actually, it's pronounced 'Lloyd' (full quote)
  This is the worst fire extinguisher ever. (full quote)
  O, gaze ye unbelievers upon this miracle, this walking bush. This half man, half plant--he dwells in two worlds, but is the master of both. I am Man-Bush!! I am nature's greatest wonder!!! (full quote)
  Oh my gosh! The drive Bee! (full quote)
  They're putting make-up on men in there. (full quote)
  Let's give it to the fat guy! (full quote)
  Who is this Sender? And, what is he doing with other people's mail? (full quote)
  The Daily the corner of Fun Street and Fly. No, it's Maple and Fifth. (full quote)
  interestingly enough, their plan involves cole slaw. (full quote)
  I've got enough trouble trying to get soy sauce into these tiny packets. (full quote)
  Police kidnapped your children. (full quote)
  That's a very festive name they have for it. (full quote)
  I've uncovered the crime of the century!! (full quote)
  They'll be joining us soon, with the way your mom drives. (full quote)
  His wife said he works there. (full quote)
  I'm taking over the heads of a dozen foreign countries. (full quote)
  I would have thought that guardian angels worked for free. (full quote)
  Two wheels.... Four wheels.... Eight wheels!!! (full quote)
  as the two Stupid children are searching for their parents they find a door hanger add for a chinese resturant. they take it as a clue and go to the resturant and the waiter recomends the Cashew Chicken to which the kids respond, (full quote)
  Who is this sender and....why is he getting all the mail? (full quote)