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Twister - 1996 Movie Quotes

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4396 I got to go, we got cows! (full quote)
4396 1) There's a cow. There's another one. 2) No, actually i think that was the same one. (full quote)
4396 where's my truck? (the truck falls out of the sky and lands just behind them with a crash) Oh. There it is. (full quote)
4396 Jo: Can I drive? Bill: No. Jo: Then would you? (full quote)
agwendolyn Oh, don't worry about me. I know my way home. (full quote)
agwendolyn 1) Um, see, we were looking at the map, and we're all pretty tired, you know. 2) No. 1) Well, we couldn't help but notice how close we were to Wakita... 2) No. 3) Aw, come on... 2) We are not invading my aunt. 1,3,4,5&6) Food! (full quote)
  Jo, oh Jesus, Jo it looks to hit Wakita head on!! (full quote)
  julie did not marry your penis...ok she didn't only marry your penis. (full quote)
ibarb rabbit is good...rabbit is wise (full quote)
  I got to find this road...It's like Bob's road. (full quote)
  I got to find this road...It's like Bob's road. (full quote)
  1.) cow. 2.) I gotta go we got cows! 1.) another cow 3.) Actually I think that was the same cow (full quote)
6563 Dusty: So, what was it like? Jo: Windy. (full quote)
6563 Melissa: Is there such a thing as an F5? what would that be like? Dusty: The finger of God. (full quote)
4921 The suck zone. The point basically at which the twister sucks you up. (full quote)
6911 That's no moon- that's a SPACE STATION! (full quote)
7885 I think were going iin! (full quote)
8093 Jo:You've never seen it miss this house, miss that house, and come after you! Billy: Jesus jo, is that what you think it did! (full quote)
9113 1.)Do we follow? 2.) We do not. (full quote)
9769 1)God Meg, you got a lot of beef. where do you get all this beef? 2) Did you see my cows out front? 1) No. 2) Oh... (full quote)
10471 I know how to make Dorothy fly. (full quote)
9821 You know if these cells keep building like this we could have a record outbreak of tornadoes (full quote)
9821 Yeah, well kansas is a mess, there's a big crease right through Wichita-{Demonstrating}Roll the maps (full quote)
9821 a manly handshake insues (full quote)
9821 Focus mount's jammed. There's grass in the auto-focus, did you check this? You have to check it. (full quote)
9821 Boy oh boy. New job, new truck, new wife......{Sarcastically}It's like a whole new you! (full quote)
9821 Rabbit: HEY BILL!!!! GLAD YOU'RE back!!!! Bill: I'M NOT back!!!!!! (full quote)
9821 Jonas Miller. He's a nightcrawler. We all started out in the same lab, but Jonas went out and got himself some corporate sponsors. He's in it for the money, not the science. He's got a lot of high-tech gadgets, but he's got no instincts. And he doesn't have Dorothy. (full quote)
9821 Well let me enlighten you people! This baby has satellite comlink. We've got on-board pulse Doppler, we've got NEXRAD real time. Today, we're gonna make history. So stick around. {Jo lifts an eyebrow contemptuously}Cuz' the days of sniffin' the dirt are over. (full quote)
9821 Jonas: No, I was just curious as to which way you were going to head. Jo: Southeast, I the counter. (full quote)
9821 Dusty: Hey, man. what's up? Bill: Goin' green. Dusty: Greenage. (full quote)
9821 This is the caboose, this is the caboose! I'm waiting for orders, Boss! (full quote)
9821 Red meat, we crave sustenance! (full quote)
9821 You slaughter your own cows, Meg! Nice. (full quote)
9821 2:He's gonna rue the day. Dude, he's gonna rue the day he up against The Extreme, baby. 1: Here, here. 2: I'm talking immanent rueage. Immanent rueage. (full quote)
9821 Honey, this is a tissue of lies. See there was another bill, an evil bill-- and I killed him! (full quote)
9821 Okay, about a mile up there's a little detour we're gonna take a little walk in the woods! (full quote)
9821 They're in the birdcage! Oh my God!! Oh my God!! Melissa, look at this!!! Take a peek!!! You can really feel it with a telephoto lens!!! (full quote)
9821 Meg: Okay, I'll go, but I'm gonna drive myself. Rabbit: Honey, your car is in a tree around the corner. (full quote)
9821 Here! These pipes go down at least 30 feet. We anchor to 'em, we might have a chance! (full quote)
  God, he really does love himself. I thought it was just a summer thing. (full quote)
  1) You've got a very pretty truck 2) Don't even think about it (full quote)
  Debris! Dusty we have debris!! (full quote)
  LOOSER MOOOOOOOVE ON!(and again and again) (full quote)
  Jonas: When I want your opinion I'll give it to you. (full quote)
  Jo: you got full coverage on that truck? bill: Liability only Jo: it's a very pretty truck (full quote)
  The Prodigal Son Returns (full quote)
  The Prodigal Son Returns (full quote)
  Beltzer:Are you going to wrap this up pretty soon?Bill:what!Beltzer,Aw,nothing.I'm just wondering if we're going to chase this tornado or do you want to catch the next one?Jo:Beltzer is it on the ground?Easy,easy,easy! (full quote)
  Jo: He really is in love with himself. I thought it was just a summer thing. (full quote)
  Well, you see. There was another bill, an evil bill, and I killed him. (full quote)
  Jo: Cow. (pause) 'Nother cow. bill: Actually I think that was the same one. (full quote)
5033 Is there and F5? what would that be like? The finger of God. None of you have ever seen an F5? Just one of us. (full quote)
10627 Jonas. Sun of a bitch. (full quote)
10627 what's behind the bush?? Brick wall? Bearded lady?? (full quote)
10929 We've got sisters! (full quote)
10929 I have to go, Julia. We've got cows! (full quote)
10929 Twisted. (full quote)
10929 She ain't coming back. (full quote)
10929 No one needs to know. (full quote)
10929 Child in time. (full quote)
10929 Respect the wind. (full quote)
10929 Love Affair. (full quote)
10929 How. (full quote)
10929 Moments like this. (full quote)
10929 See the sky again. (full quote)
Pepidew17 The suck zone is the point in which the twister sucks you, and that, that's not that technical term of course. (full quote)
11824 (Woman) Cow!******(Moo!)*****Another cow! (Man) Actually I think it was the same one. (full quote)
11824 Debris, we have debris!! (full quote)
beekers Meg's gravy is almost a food group. (full quote)
beekers They say if lightning is going to strike you should grab your ankles and stick your ass in the air. If you're going to be struck by lightning, it's the safest orifice. (full quote)
beekers Donald, she did not marry you for your penis. Okay, she didn't only marry you for your penis. Put your wife back on. You're not going to have this baby the old fashioned way...even if you stand on your head. (full quote)
beekers Someone should warn her about your temper. (full quote)
beekers 1)He didn't keep up his end of the bargain. 2)what was that? 1)To spend his life pining for you and die miserable and alone. 2)Is that so much to ask? (full quote)
13284 1. You've never seen it miss this house and miss that house, then come after you. 2. Jo, is that what you think it did? 1. I don't know. 2. Geez, Jo, why can't you forget it? 1. You don't understand, ok? You'll never know. 2. When is it going to be enough, huh? How close do you have to get? Talk to me! Jo, things go wrong, you can't explain it, you can't predict it, killing yourself won't bring your dad back! I'm sorry he died but it was a long time ago, you gotta move on, stop living in the past and look what you got right in front of you. 1. what are you saying? 2. Me, Jo. (full quote)
13284 1. Why didn't you tell me? 2. Bill, don't! 3. And what would soon be the center of all study...(hat gets knocked off and fighting), HEY, HEY, HEY! 1. YOU SON OF A BITCH, WHAT, YOU THINK I WASN'T GOING TO FIND OUT ABOUT THIS, HUH? 3. Get this loser off me! 1. WHAT'S YOUR MALFUNCTION, MAN? 3. WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? 1. YOU STOLE MY DESIGN, YOU SON OF A BITCH! 3. WHAT THE HELL YOU TALKIN ABOUT? 1.(snarling) Dorothy! You took her, you DAMN THIEF! 3. Oh, I get it, you wanna take credit for my design, is that right? 1. you're a liar, she was our idea and you know it. 3.(smirking) Unrealized idea, unrealized. 1. THAT AIN'T WORTH SHIT! (fighting starts again) 2. Guys, guys, guys, all my guys get a grip on yourself, we both know he'll never get that thing up in the air. 3. Well let me enlighten you people, this baby has satellite comlink, we got on-board pulse doppler, we got nexrad real time, today, we're gonna make history so stick around cuz your days of sniffing the dirt are over. 4. Better than what you sniff! 3. Oh, by the way, I really enjoy your weather reports! 1. YOU SLIME! I AIN'T THROUGH WITH YOU YET! COME HERE! COME ON, GET YOUR HANDS OFFA ME, OK! 4. He's a corporate kissbutt, man. 2. I'm sorry you had to see that. 1. one day, i'll give you one day, whether she flies or not, I'm gone. (full quote)
13284 1. Hey, you fashionably late again, Jonas? Fashionably late, huh? Give me a kiss, baby.(leans over and kisses the driver, much to driver's dislike)2. Get outta here, get outta here! 1. Loser! 3.Why don't you go find your own twister, buddy? 1.LOSER! MOVE ON! (full quote)
13331 Guys: food! food! Jo: We are absolutely not going. (full quote)
13331 Guys: food! food! Jo: We are absolutely not going. (full quote)
13821 1.ITS THE EXTREME! THE EXTREME! 2.Ah,man,dont start that shit. (full quote)
17692 1) OK I'll go but I'm gonna drive myself 2)Honey, your car is in a tree around the corner. 1) awwwww!! (full quote)
Genofreek 1) The days of sniffin' the dirt are over. 2) [muttering] Better than what YOU sniff... (full quote)
23383 Yeah...I'd like to get hit by lightning just once, y'know, to see what it's like. (full quote)
23682 C.E.: The days of sniffing the dirt are over. P.S.H.: Better than what you sniff! (full quote)
23823 1. Debris! Dusty we have Debris! 2.Debris? (full quote)
24505 I gotta go - we got cows! (full quote)
24678 When you said you chased tornadoes, I thought that was just a metaphor (full quote)
24986 what do you know, the storm chasers. (full quote)
24986 Jo: So, you want the papers? Bill: I did drive all the way out here for them. Jo: They're signed and ready. Bill: Good, good. Let's see them. Jo: what, you need 'em right this second? Bill: Well, It'd be nice. Jo: what's the urgent urgency, you act like you're getting married- Bill: I am. (full quote)
24986 Dude, you takin' the vows? That's sweet! (full quote)
24986 1) I said weatherman, I think it's great. 2) How come you had that tone? 3) There was no tone if you have a problem being a weatherman. 4) I don't have a problem being a weatherman! (full quote)
24986 1) How do you get it in the tornado? 2) Well, you got to get in front of the tornado and put it in the damage path. And then get out again before it picks you up too. (full quote)
24986 1) Hey there, you change your mind? 2) Yeah, what's Jonas doin' here? 3) I'm not sure. But I bet he's asking himself the same question about you. (full quote)
24986 Jonas: Oh, and by the way, I really enjoy your weather reports! (full quote)
24986 (Jo) If you have to pee you should do it now, 'cuz there's not many places to stop once we get on the road. (Melissa) You're still in love with him, aren't you? Not that I blame you. I just hope this isn't some desperate attempt to keep him in your life. (full quote)
24986 (Jonas) You know, Jo, I don't know what the matter is with Bill. I mean, he's wacko, he's crazy! You ought to keep a leash on him. (Jo) He's not my problem, he's yours. (full quote)
24986 (Melissa) Donald, this feeling of inadequacy is normal for you, Julia doesn't resent you. We talked about this before. She did not marry your penis........ Oh, okay, she didn't only marry your penis. (full quote)
24986 (1)She work at the station, is that where you met her? (2) Jo- (3) what? (4) I don't want to fight. (5) I'm not fighting, I'm talking. (6) I don't want to fight. (full quote)
24986 You just missed the truck! Awesome! IT'S AWESOME!!!{ (full quote)
24986 (1)You got full coverage on that truck? (2) liability only. (3) 'liability only''s a very pretty truck. (4) Ha-ha, don't even think about it........NO WAY!!! (full quote)
24986 (Melissa){Into Phone}I know it feels unnatural but with Donald's motility, you're not gonna have this baby the old-fashioned way. Even if you stand on your head. (Bill)She's a...reproductive therapist. (full quote)
24986 (Melissa) No, I'm not okay! This is not okay! Okay? (Bill) Aw, Christ...I'm sorry. Honey, I didn't think. (Melissa)You know when you used to tell me you chased tornadoes? Deep down, I always thought it was a metaphor! (full quote)
24986 (Jo) She's nice. (Bill) HAH! (Jo) Uh-oh, she's not nice? (Bill) I know what you meant. (Jo) You do? (Bill) Yes, so don't, don't do this. (Jo) Okay, I'm making extremely civilized conversation here. You're biting my head off. Jesus. (full quote)
24986 I was just wonderin' why do you call billy 'The Extreme'? (full quote)
24986 (Bill) Yes. She's very nice. No, she doesn't work at the station she's, uh, she's a therapist. (Jo) Oh..........Yours? (Bill) Christ! (Jo) what? (Bill) You couldn't resist, could you? (Jo) I'm not saying you need therapy! (Bill) what? (Jo) I'm not- (Bill) WWWWait. I need therapy?!!!? (Jo) I didn't say that. (Bill) I need a therapist?! (Jo) I didn't say that! (Bill) what could I possibly need a therapist for?! (Jo) I don't know. (Bill) You're the doctor, tell me. (Jo) I don't know, um, in ability to finish things? (Bill) Finish things? (Jo) Rushing into things you can't quite commit to- (Bill) Commitment?!?! (Jo) You asked me. Bill: Look- (Jo) You asked me! Bill: No, that is bullshit! Look, I may have walked out, (Jo) You asked- (Bill) but at least I showed up in the first place! You never had the slightest idea (Jo) Okay, there's a whole road thing- coming on up here... (Bill) about commitment and what being married means. Like stability, supportiveness, the house and all kinds of neat stuff like that- (Jo) Can I drive? Bill: No!! (Jo) Then would you? (Bill) Woha! Damn. (Jo) Somebody should warn her about your temper. (Bill) Jo, I swear- (Jo) She obviously has no idea what she's getting into- (Bill) Stay the hell out of it. (Jo) You know. (Bill) I know exactly what I'm doing. (Jo) what exactly- (Bill) (full quote)
24986 (Jo) You know what? As long as you're happy- (Bill) Thank you! I am happy! I'm a happy person. I'm happy with my life. I'm happy with the way things are going in my life. I happy with...with, with- (Jo) Melissa. (Bill) I know her name! Yes, I'm happy with Melissa. I am! (full quote)
24986 (Beltzer) Shit, shit. {Into radio} Hey, are you guys gonna wrap this up pretty soon? (Bill) what?!! (Beltzer) oh, nothin. I was just wonderin' if we're gonna chase this tornado, or if you just wanna catch the next one. (Bill) Shit! (full quote)
24986 Meg's gravy is famous. It's practically a food group. (full quote)
24986 (Jonas) She's insane. {Into radio}You're insane Jo! What are you trying to do, get somebody killed?!! (Jo) Oh, really Jonas? It was so nice of you to stop back there and make sure we were all right!!! IT WAS VERY CONSIDERATE OF YOU,HOW COULD YOU SEE TEN PEOPLE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AND NOT STOP?!!! (Bill) Okay, okay, okay, okay!!! Keep the channel clear…… (Jo) Dirtbag. (full quote)
24986 (Melissa) I'm goin' back. (Bill) Good, good, you'll be safe at the motel. I'll see you in the morning. (Melissa) I won't be there. (Bill) what? Why? what are you saying? (Melissa) I'm saying goodbye. (full quote)
Daisy 1:It's coming.. It's heading straight for us! 2: It's already here... (full quote)
Daisy 1: Are you mad? 2: I'll be mad later. Right now I'll try not to kill us. (full quote)
26002 Jo; You got insurance on that truck? Bill; Liability only. Jo; Thats a very pretty truck. (full quote)
26002 That guy really is in love with himself. I thought it was just a summer thing. (full quote)
29074 1: You know, during a lightning storm you should grab your ankles and stick your butt in the air. 2: He's right, it's the safest orface. (full quote)
33944 AD line: *The Dark Side of Nature* (full quote)
movieluver Would you like me to drive? No. Then would you? (full quote)
38257 1) Jo come back 2) hey there you change your mind? 2) yeah what's Jonas doing here? 1) i'm not sure..but i bet he's asking himself the same question about you (full quote)
38257 she's a...reproductive therapist (full quote)
38257 1) Jo! bill! It's comming! It's headed right for us! 2) It's already here! (full quote)
  Dusty-LoOooOoOoOoser!....MoOoOoOoove On!..... (full quote)
  There's a crease down Whichita....Roll the map. (full quote)
  Jesus, Jo, why can't you just forget it? Sorry he died but was a long time ago. You gotta move on. Stop living in the past and look what you've got right in front of you. (J): what are you saying? (B): Me Jo. (full quote)
  1. He's going to rue the day....imminent rueage... (full quote)
  Well let me enlighten you people (full quote)
  Looks like their gonna intercept (full quote)
  Random Quotes I think were going in!! (bill) Cow (Jo) Nother Cow (Jo) Actually I think that was the same cow (bill) (full quote)
10929 The dark side of nature. (full quote)
beekers 1)I'll go to the hospital, but I'll drive myself. 2)Honey, your car is in a tree around the corner. (full quote)
33944 1/ Wow!! Look at that sky!!! 2/ No thanks, I think I've seen enough for today (full quote)
44344 He really is in love with himself. I thought it was just a summer thing. (full quote)
FutureHunter94 1) God, Meg, You've Got A Lot Of Beef. where Did You Get All This Beef? 2) Did You See My Cows Out Front? 3) No. 4) Oh! 5) You Slaughter Your Own Cows, Meg, Nice. (full quote)
FutureHunter94 1) My God, Who Are These People? 2) I Don't Think So! (full quote)