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| 892 |
1)Fork...
2)Fuck
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| 892 |
Who do I have to fuck to get off this ship?
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| 4520 |
Earth, what a shithole!
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you will learn little Call, that i am not the man with whom to FUCK!-johner
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| 5267 |
Ellen Ripley died 200 years ago, you're not her.
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You're a robot. I should have known. No human is that humane.
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| 272 |
(1)your a robot, I was gonna fuck a robot. (2)yeah like you've never fucked a robot before.
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| 272 |
(1)Theres an alien growing inside your chest and in a coouple of hours it's gonna bust through your rib cage and your going to die. Any questions. (2) Who are you? (1) I'm the monsters mother.
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| 8556 |
She is severely fuckable, isn't she?
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| 8556 |
You're a thing, a construct. They grew you in a fucking lab.
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| 8556 |
(1)Right, you're the new model droid. You can access the mainframe by remote.
(2)No, I can't. I burned my modem. We all did.
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| 8556 |
(1)Why do you care about them?
(2)Because I'm programmed to.
(1)You're programmed to be an asshole? You're the new model asshole they're putting out?
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| 8556 |
(1)So, who do I have to fuck to get off this boat?
(2)I can get you off. Maybe not the boat
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| 8556 |
Don't push me, little call. If you hang with us for a while, you'll find out I am not the man with whom to fuck!
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| 8556 |
(1)I thought you were dead!
(2)Yeah, I get that a lot
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| 8556 |
Earth, man. what a shithole.
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| 8556 |
(1)Hey, Vriess, you got a socket wrench? Maybe she just needs an oil change. Can't believe I almost fucked it.
(2): Yeah, like you never fucked a robot.
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| 8556 |
(1)God, I am so tired
(2) Sleep when you die, man.
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| 8556 |
(1)Jesus Christ, Johner, what do you put in this shit, battery acid?
(2)Just for color.
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| 8556 |
(1)So, I hear you, like, ran into these things before
(2)Yeah.
(1)Wow man. So like, what did you do?
(2)I died.
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| 8556 |
(1)whatS IN-FUCKING-SIDE ME!
(2)There's a monster in your chest. These guys hijacked your ship, and they sold your cryotube to this... human, and he put an alien inside of you. It's a really nasty one. And in a few hours, it's gonna burst its way through your rib cage, and you're gonna die. Any questions?
(1)Who are you?
(2)I'm the monster's mother.
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| 8556 |
My authorization code is E-A, T-M, E.
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| 8556 |
Fucking waste of ammo. Must be a chick thing.
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| 8556 |
I'm not a mechanic, Mr. Ironsides! Mostly I just hurt people!
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| 8556 |
(1)I think you'll find that things have changed a great deal since your time.
(2)Oh, I doubt that.
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| 8556 |
If these things get loose, it's gonna make the LeCerta Plague look like a fucking square dance!
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| 9387 |
she died 200 years ago trying to kill this species For all intents and purposes, she suceeded, I don't want to see her taking up her old habits again
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| 14136 |
Your not about to plead poverty on me..are you general..?
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| 14136 |
Wana check the chair..?
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| 14136 |
(1) what ARE YOU AFFRAID THE SIX OF US ARE GONA HIGH-JACK YOUR DAMN SHIP OR what!!! (2)JUST A MINOR CONCERN THAT ONE OF YOUR ASSHOLE CREW MEMBERS IS GONA GET DRUNK AND PUT A BULLET THROUGH THE HULL!!!
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| 14136 |
(1)THERE ARE NO WEAPONDS ALOUD ON BOARD SIR!!!
(2)MY OWN RECIPE..WAY MORW DANGEROUS!!!
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| 14854 |
1) what's infuckingside me? 2) A monster. 1) Who are you? 2) I'm the monster's mother.
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1-what's burning?
2-..US!
1..SHIT! YOU'RE RIGHT!
both-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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| 28597 |
somewhat a predator, isn't she?
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| oscho |
1)I heard you,like, ran into this things before? 2)Yeah 1)cool. And,like, what did you do? 2)I died.
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| 28597 |
security! There is a SERIOUS problem in the mess hall!
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| 28597 |
So, we're a fast learner.
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| 28597 |
1) Are you going to kill me or what?
2) There's no use is there? They've already taken it out of you.
1) Not all the way out. I can hear them, right here. Behind my eyes.
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Johner: So...what did you do? Ripley: Heh, I died.
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you mean my baby?
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| 33944 |
Must be a chick-thing.....
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| 33944 |
1/ Who do I have to fuck to get off this ship???___ 2/ I can get you off.... but I don't know about the ship
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| Braveheart |
1) I thought you were dead. 2) Yeah, I get that all the time.
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| 23438 |
Elgyn: She is severely fuckable, isn't she?
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| 23438 |
call: You're a thing, a construct. They grew you in a fucking lab.
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| 23438 |
Ripley: Why do you care about them?
Call: Because I'm programmed to.
Ripley: You're programmed to be an asshole? You're the new model asshole they're putting out?
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| 23438 |
Ripley: Who do I have to fuck to get off this boat?
Johner: I can get you off. Maybe not the boat.
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| 23438 |
Johner: Earth, man. what a shithole.
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| 23438 |
Johner: Can't believe I almost fucked it.
Vriess: Yeah, like you never fucked a robot.
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| 23438 |
Johner: So, I hear you, like, ran into these things before?
Ripley: Yeah.
Johner: what did you do?
Ripley: I died.
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| 23438 |
Ripley: There's a monster in your chest. These guys hijacked your ship, and they sold your cryotube to this.. human, and he put an alien inside of you. It's a really nasty one. And in a few hours, it's gonna burst its way through your rib cage, and you're gonna die. Any questions?
Purvis: Who are you?
Ripley: I'm the monster's mother.
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| 23438 |
Distephano: I thought you were dead!
Ripley: Yeah, I get that a lot.
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| 23438 |
Wren: I think you'll find that things have changed a great deal since your time.
Ripley: Oh, I doubt that.
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| 23438 |
Wren: I think you'll find that things have changed a great deal since your time.
Ripley: Oh, I doubt that.
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| 23438 |
Johner: You can't fly one of these things?
Ripley: Are you kidding? This piece of shit is even older than I am.
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| 23438 |
Ripley: She'll breed. You'll die. Everyone in the company will die.
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Who you expecting? Santa Clause?
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| 33944 |
It's a queen... she'll breed.... you'll die
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| 40149 |
1) You must think this is pretty funny. 2) I'm finding a lot of things funny lately but I don't think they are.
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| 44324 |
1) I thought you were dead. 2) Yeah I get that a lot.
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(1)AAAAAAHHHHHH (1) what's Burning..? (2) Us (1) Shit... you're right! (1,2) AAAAAAHHHHHH!!
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Do you think anyone cares about a bunch of lifers that found
God in the ass end of space?
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| 33944 |
He's got one inside of him... I can smell it
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| 33944 |
1/_There's a monster in your chest, these guys hijacked your ship and they sold your cryo-tube to this... human, and he put an alien inside of you, it's a really nasty one, and in a few hours it's gunna burst it's way through your rib-cage and you're gunna die.... any questions?
2/_Who are you??!
1/_I'm the monster's mother
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| 33944 |
You're a robot??! I should have known... no human being is that humane
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| 33944 |
Intruder on level one, all aliens please proceed to level one
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| 33944 |
1/_DeStephano, take the weapons!!!
2/_Begging your pardon sir, but fuck you!!!
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| 33944 |
She is giving birth for you, Ripley!!!.. and now she is perfect!!!!
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| 33944 |
Hey!! I'm not the mechanic here, Einstein... I mainly just hurt people!!!!
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| 33944 |
1/_what's burning!!!
2/_Us!!!
1/_Shit!
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