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Bean - 1997 Movie Quotes

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  Bean:Brace yourself! (full quote)
  listen I begging you...behave rationaly (full quote)
  David: Now listen,I am begging you,from a man who's entire career depends on you, behave rationaly today. (Bean has a cigarrette liter in his nostril) David: There is no god. (full quote)
12362 I sit in the corner, and look at the paintings. (full quote)
  1) Was leonardo divinchi a famous basketball player 2) yes (full quote)
17106 it's MAGIC! (full quote)
  SUDDENLY! (full quote)
1ajas (1)Mister (name), are you presently on any kind of medication? (2)Not that I'm aware of. (1)Well, you could certainly use some. (full quote)
1ajas (1)Tell me sir, what is your position at the gallery? (2)I sit in the corner and look at the paintings. (full quote)
1ajas (on the Ride Of Doom): Brace yourself. (full quote)
  Hello, I'm Doctor Bean... Apparently... and My job... is to sit, and look at paintings. What have I learned, that I can say about this particular painting...? Well, it's quite big, because if it was really small, ya know, microscopic, then hardly anyone would be able to see it, which would be a tremendous shame. Secondly, and I'm getting quite near the end of this, analysis, of this painting. Secondly, why was it worth, this man here, spending 50 million of your American dollars on this painting... Well, the reason this painting is worth such alot of money is because... its a picture, of Whistler's mother. And as I've learned by staying with my best friend David Langley and his family, families are very important. And even though Mr. Whistler was perfectly aware that his mother looked like a hideous old bat, who has a cactus lodged up her back side... he stuck with her, and even took the time to paint this AMAZING picture of her. It's not just a painting, it's a picture of a mad old cow... who he thought the world of. And I think that's marvelous... well thats what I think anyway. (full quote)
  Dr. Bean is a genius of the very highest order! (full quote)
10929 Yesterday. (full quote)
10929 Walking on sunshine. (full quote)
10929 He's a rebel. (full quote)
47955 Well perhaps you can let me stay anotha two weeks (full quote)