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| evilroy |
See this system here? It's HI-FI, high fidelity. what that means is that it's the highest quality fidelity.
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jack says you got a big cock....may i see it?.....Thank you *name*.
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| 5267 |
I'm a star. I'm a fucking star.
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| 5267 |
I'm a star. I'm a fucking star.
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| 5150a |
My wife is over there with a fucking ass in her cock!
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| 5150a |
Stop saying pornographer! I'm an...I'm an actor.
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| 5150a |
You got the touch! You got the power!
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Dirk...Dirk Diggler. Uh, I'm suppose to come get you now. I really like you name.
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| 7066 |
I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star.
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| 7586 |
Oh, that's Michelle, I'll introduce you.
You can introduce her to my lap.
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| 7586 |
Are you still hungry? Well feast on this!
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| 7586 |
Are you still hungry? Well feast on THIS!
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| 7268 |
I just want you to know I'm going to be a star. A big, bright shining star. That's what I want. That's what I'm going to be.
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will you be my mom?
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| 7937 |
See this system here? This is Hi-Fi... high fidelity. what that means is that it's the highest quality fidelity.
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| 7815 |
I'M JUST GONNA KEEP ROCKIN'AND ROLLIN' AND MAKING BETTER MUSIC
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| 12150 |
I'm not going to shoot you in the state you're in.
State of what? State of California? I know where the fuck I am Jack.
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| 12150 |
Before we leave, there's one thing we want from you? --what is it?--
In the master bedroom, under the bed, in a floor safe. Understand? --Are you kidding me kiddy?-- Nah, nah I ain't kidding. We want what's in the safe. We want what's in the goddamn safe, in the goddamn master bedroom, in the fucking floor, in the godddamn fucking floorsafe, that's all.
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Paulie, what the fuck?
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Cum inside me
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| 20425 |
I'm a star, I'm a star. I'm a big f***ing star.
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| 21787 |
Scotty, what the Fuck?!
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Feel, feel, feel, feel , feel. Feel the heat.
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| 26781 |
what we have here is a giant cock.
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Can I kiss you on the lips.
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| 24986 |
If you wanna watch me jack off
it's ten bucks. If you just wanna
look at it then it's five.
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| 24986 |
It seems to me, beneath those jeans,
there's something wonderful just
waiting to get out --
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| 24986 |
1) what the fuck are you doing?
2)
The fuck does it look like I'm doing?
I've got a cock in my pussy, you idiot.
3)
Will you close the door?
4)
Will I close the door? You're fucking
my wife, asshole.
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| 24986 |
You work at a car wash, school never
occurred to you?
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| 24986 |
(JERRY). . the fuck was that? (BUCK) Wha?
(JERRY)
Have I told you? Huh? Have I?
(BUCK)
What? I don't --
(JERRY)
You play that country
western-crap and no one's gonna buy
a stereo. You throw on some KC and
the Sunshine Band, a guy looks a particular
way -- and you've seen the profile sheet --
you throw on some Led Zeppelin. No.
Instead, you play this twingy-twangy,
yappy-dappy music. What kinda brother
are you anyway, listening to that shit?
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| 24986 |
(DIRK) Are you gonna take your skates off?
(ROLLERGIRL)
I don't take my skates off.
(DIRK)
Okay.
(ROLLERGIRL)
Don't fucking come in me.
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| 24986 |
(MAURICE) I'm sorry . . . there's no Maggie here.
Okay . . . okay . . . no problem . . . Bye.
(BUCK)
what was it?
(MAURICE)
Some kid lookin' for his mother.
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| 24986 |
My fucking wife has a cock in her ass over
in the driveway, alright? I'm sorry if my
thoughts aren't with the photography of the
film we're shooting tomorrow, Kurt, OK?
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| 24986 |
(DIRK) Well . . . my idea was . . . y'know . . .
I want a name . . . I want it so it
can cut glass . . . y'know . . . razor sharp.
(JACK)
Tell me.
(DIRK)
When I close my eyes . . . I see this thing,
a sign . . . I see this name in bright blue neon
lights with a purple outline. And this name
is so bright and so sharp that the sign --
it just blows up because the name is so powerful . . . .
It says 'Dirk Diggler'
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| 24986 |
(DIRK) where should I come?
(AMBER)
where do you want?
(DIRK)
wherever you tell me.
(AMBER)
Come on my tits if you can, okay?
Just pull it out and do it on
my stomach and tits if you can.
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| 24986 |
And the award for 'best Newcomer'
goes to . . . Yes! My baby-boy . . . DIRK DIGGLER!
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| 24986 |
(DIRK) I'm ready to shoot.
(JACK)
We need twenty minutes.
(DIRK)
No. I'm ready now. It's gotta be now.
(JACK)
Twenty minutes.
(DIRK)
Fuck it. Hey, no, hey, Jack.
I'm ready now . . . my cock is ready now.
I'm ready to fuck . . . let's go now.
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| 24986 |
Ready, ready. Ready like Freddy.
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| 24986 |
. . I wanna watch you. I mean, I'm not gay.
I just wanna. Maybe you can jerk off
a little and I can watch. Maybe I'll join
in, but for now I just wanna watch.
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| 24986 |
(COLLEGE KID) You got me hard -- you could at least
jack me off or something, lady.
(ROLLERGIRL)
What the fuck did you say?
(COLLEGE KID)
It's not so cool to leave me
with a hard on.
(ROLLERGIRL)
Fuck you.
(COLLEGE KID)
Nice life you've got here. Should
be proud of what you've become . . .
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| 24986 |
YOU -- DON'T -- EVER -- DISRESPECT -- ME!!!
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| 27797 |
I like simple pleasures like butter in my ass, and lollipops in my mouth... that's just me, that's just something I enjoy... call me crazy, call me a pervert
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| 27797 |
Hey you ever go to Vincent's out here?... Oh no, I would have seen you, I'm there every day
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Dirk do you like my car, cuz if you don't I could take it back!
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| 10929 |
I am an actor! I am an actor!
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That's a YP not an MP
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| MovieMan31 |
1) Jack tells me you have a nice big cock 2) Yeah 1) May I see it? (2 unzips his pants and shows him) 1) Well thank you Eddie
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| 38042 |
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha , five grand.
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| 41579 |
I got a feeling that beneath those jeans is something wonderful waiting to get out.
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Are you going to take your skates off?
No... I never take my skates off
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Dirk: You aren't the boss of me! I'M THE FUCKING KING OF DIRK!
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Here here here here here
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I'm going to ask you one more time, and I'm going to ask nice: where the fuck is [name], bitch?!
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Good? Its not good. Its the best in all of LA, its Excellent!
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I have to talk to the Colonel
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The state of California
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A lot of people tell me I like Han Solo. Really?
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that's fine by me, i can fuck on my own time
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