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Chasing Amy - 1997 Movie Quotes


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bigcat58 what's a Nubian? (full quote)
bigcat58 Variety's the spice of life. I like a wide selection. Sometimes I'm in the mood for nasty close-ups. Sometimes I like them arty and airbrushed. Sometimes it's a spread brown-eye kind of night. Sometimes it's girl on girl time. Sometimes a steamy letter will do it. Sometimes, not often, but sometimes, I like the idea of a chick with a horse. (full quote)
2946 I love you.....not in a freindly way (full quote)
3820 1: Why the long face horse, *name* on the rag? 2: I'm just...ah, I'm just having a little girl trouble. 1: Bitch pressing charges? I get that a lot. (full quote)
4051 Jay: Yo, Flo! Whip me up a toasted bagel with some cream cheese! You want one? Silent Bob: *shakes head yes* Jay: make that two and kiss my grits! Nooch! (full quote)
4051 Bitch pressing charges? I get that a lot. (full quote)
4051 Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you gonna get some pussy in that book, man? Throw some supervillian in with big fucking tits that shoot milk or something, and I just suck her dry, bust some moves on her...and then she has to fuck me. Fuck us. (full quote)
4051 Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you gonna get some pussy in that book, man? Throw some supervillian in with big fucking tits that shoot milk or something, and I just suck her dry, bust some moves on her...and then she has to fuck me. Fuck us. (full quote)
4081 I love you, do you love me? I love you and not in a friendly way, although I think we're great friends. And not in a misplaced attraction puppy dog way although I'm sure that's what you call it. I love you, very simply, very truly. You're the epitome of everything I've ever looked for in another human being and I know you think of me as just a friend and crossing that line is the furthest thing from an option you'd ever consider. But I had to say it, I just can't take this anymore, I can't stand next to you without wanting to hold you, I can't look into your eyes without feeling that longing you only read about in trashy romance novels, I can't talk to you without wanting to express my love for everything you are. And I know this will probably like queer our friendship, but I had to say it cause I've never felt this way before and I don't care, I like who I am because of it. And if bringing this out tonight means that we can't hang out anymore then that hurts me but God I couldn't allow another day without getting it out there regardless of the outcome, which by the look on your face, is to be the inevitable shoot down and you know I'll accept that but I know, I know that some part of you is hesitating for a moment and if there is a moment of hesitation then that means you feel something too and all I ask is that you please not dismiss that and try to dwell on it for just 10 seconds. There isn't another soul on this whole planet who has made me half of the person I am when I'm with you. And I'd risk this friendship for a chance to take it to the next plateau because it's there between you and me you can't deny that. Even if we never talk again after tonight please know that I am forever changed because of who you are and what you've meant to me. (full quote)
4081 The way the world is, how seldom it is that you meet that one person who, just gets you. It’s so rare. (full quote)
4081 I want us to be something that we can't be. (full quote)
4081 I want us to be something that we can't be. (full quote)
4197 You're insane. Archie was not fucking Mister Weatherbee! (full quote)
4197 All right-bring on the free hooch. (full quote)
4197 Since you like chicks, right....do you just look at yourself naked in the mirror all the time? (full quote)
4197 Holden: You make it sound like me and him were dating. Hooper: Don't kid yourself-that boy loves you in a way that he's not ready to deal with. (full quote)
4408 BLACK RAAAGGE!!! BLACK RAAGGEE!!! (full quote)
4408 Hooper:you got cracker farm boy luke skywalker; nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. and then you've got darth vader: the blackest brother in the galaxy..nubian god. Banky:whats a nubian? Hooper: boy, shut the fuck up! now vader, hes a spiritual bother, with the force and all that shit. then this cracker skywalker gets his hands gets his hands on a light saber, and the boy decides hes gonna run the fuckin universe. gets a whole claaan of whites together, and they're gonna bust up vaders hood--the death star. now what the fuck do you call that? Banky: intergalactic civil war? Hooper: GENTRIFICATION! they're gonna drive out the black element to make the the galaxy quote, unquote, safe for white folks. and jedi's the most insulting installment, because vaders beautiful, black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty old white man! they tryin to tell us that deep inside, we all whansta be white! Banky: well..isn't that true? Hooper: (shoots banky and goes insane) BLACK RAGE! BLACK RAGE! I'LL KILL AND WHITE FOLKS I LAY MY MUTHA FUCKIN EYES ON!! (full quote)
4408 Hooper:you got cracker farm boy luke skywalker; nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. and then you've got darth vader: the blackest brother in the galaxy..nubian god. Banky:whats a nubian? Hooper: boy, shut the fuck up! now vader, hes a spiritual bother, with the force and all that shit. then this cracker skywalker gets his hands gets his hands on a light saber, and the boy decides hes gonna run the fuckin universe. gets a whole claaan of whites together, and they're gonna bust up vaders hood--the death star. now what the fuck do you call that? Banky: intergalactic civil war? Hooper: GENTRIFICATION! they're gonna drive out the black element to make the the galaxy quote, unquote, safe for white folks. and jedi's the most insulting installment, because vaders beautiful, black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty old white man! they tryin to tell us that deep inside, we all whansta be white! Banky: well..isn't that true? Hooper: (shoots banky and goes insane) BLACK RAGE! BLACK RAGE! I'LL KILL AND WHITE FOLKS I LAY MY MUTHA FUCKIN EYES ON!! (full quote)
4408 Hooper:you got cracker farm boy luke skywalker; nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. and then you've got darth vader: the blackest brother in the galaxy..nubian god. Banky:whats a nubian? Hooper: boy, shut the fuck up! now vader, hes a spiritual bother, with the force and all that shit. then this cracker skywalker gets his hands on a light saber, and the boy decides hes gonna run the fuckin universe. gets a whole claaan of whites together, and they're gonna bust up vaders hood--the death star. now what the fuck do you call that? Banky: intergalactic civil war? Hooper: GENTRIFICATION! they're gonna drive out the black element to make the the galaxy quote, unquote, safe for white folks. and jedi's the most insulting installment, because vaders beautiful, black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty old white man! they tryin to tell us that deep inside, we all whansta be white! Banky: well..isn't that true? Hooper: (shoots banky and goes insane) BLACK RAGE! BLACK RAGE! I'LL KILL ANY WHITE FOLKS I LAY MY MUTHA FUCKIN EYES ON!! (full quote)
3605 1) My friend fucked a dead guy there. 2) You KNOW that girl?????? (full quote)
4391 1)So where's your better half? 2)Taking a piss. Guy's got a bladder like an infant. 1)That's funny - he says you're hung like an infant. 2)Must his mother tell him everything? (full quote)
3605 Archie and Jughead were lovers. (full quote)
4500 1) Are you sure that controler is plugged in Banky? 2) I thought you lived in the city. This is like the umptenthe time I've seen you here, isn't that grounds enough for the Little Pink Mafia to throw you out of their club? (full quote)
  and my book WHITE HATIN COON...aint got none of that shit! (full quote)
5147 There's only one bitch in the world...one bitch with many faces (full quote)
5151 Bitch, what you don't know about me I could just about fit into the Grand Fucking Canyon. (full quote)
3605 That boy loves you in a way he's not ready to deal with yet. (full quote)
3605 Archie was NOT fucking Mr. Weatherbee!! (full quote)
3605 1)W hat do you want to do tonight? 2) Mmm, get a pizza, watch Degrassi Jr. high. 1) You got a weird thing for Canadian melodrama. 2) I got a weird thing for girls who say 'aboot'. (full quote)
3605 1) All right, now see this? This is a four-way road, ok? And dead in the center, is a crisp, new hundred-dollar bill. Now at the end of each of these streets are four people, ok, you following? 2) Yeah. 1) Good. Over here, we have a male-affectionate, easy-to-get-along-with, non-agenda lesbian. down here, we have a man-hating, angry as fuck, agenda-of-rage, bitter dyke. Over here we got Santa Claus, and up here the Easter Bunny. Which one of these people is going to get to the hundred-dollar bill first? 2) What is this supposed to prove? 1) No, really, this is a serious exercise. It's like an SAT question. Which one is going to get to the hundred-dollar bill first? The male-friendly lesbian, the man-hating dyke, Santa Claus, or the Easter bunny? 2) The man-hating dyke. 1) Good. Why? 2) I don't know. 1) Because the other three are FIGMENTS OF YOUR FUCKING IMAGINATION! (full quote)
3605 1)Archie was the bitch and Jughead was the butch. That's why Jughead wears that crown-looking hat all the time. He's the king of Queen Archie's world. 2) I feel a hate crime coming on. (full quote)
3605 1) Hey man, lemme ask you something. If somebody draws something, and then you draw the exact same thing, like RIGHT on top of it, without going outside the original designated art, what do you call that? 2) I don't know, man, tracing? (full quote)
5339 You've got a thing for Canadian melodrama. No, I've just got something for girls that say a-boot! (full quote)
3605 All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dicking. (full quote)
3605 Now that, my friend, is a shared moment. (full quote)
5218 1)what's a Nubian? 2)Shut the fuck up! (full quote)
5218 1)Now what the fuck do you call that?! 2)Intergalactic civil war. 1)GENTRIFICATION! (full quote)
6042 1: Check this shit. You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god! 2: What's a Nubian? 1: Shut the fuck up! (full quote)
6080 She's been around and seen things we've only read about in books. (full quote)
  Fingercuffs!!!! (full quote)
  FINGERCUFFS! (full quote)
  OHHHH... Yanni!! (full quote)
  Alyssa: Maybe I'm just upset that you would want to share me with someone else because I would never share you with anyone (goes to hug him) and i love you and i always will (looks at him and then slaps him) but i'm not your fucking whore! (full quote)
  Hey, I always notice that bored look in her eyes! (full quote)
  F*cking cocknocker! he's just lucky I didn't put a pen in his thorax! (full quote)
  why don't you just shut up. Always yap yap yapping all the time. Give me a fucking headache. (full quote)
  bankey:i'm tired of the bullshit that comes with eating girls out. Alyssa:if u say the smell so help me god i will slug u. bankey: not the smell, the smell is good, im talking about not being able to do it properly and my mother has led me to believe that if u can do something right it should be done at all. (full quote)
  Jay: Look at this morose looking mother fucker, looks like someone shit in his cereal, noonch. (full quote)
1023 Man, I feel a hate crime coming on. (full quote)
3605 Holy shit, Finger Cuffs??? You're dating Finger Cuffs??? (full quote)
3605 1) I want us to be something we can't be. 2) And what's that? 1) A normal couple. (full quote)
3605 1) Fuck you. 2) Not even if you let me videotape it. (full quote)
3605 1) Fuck you. 2) Not even if you let me videotape it. (full quote)
3605 1) I went through something like what you're going through, a couple of years ago, with a girl named Amy. 2) When was this? 1) Uh, a couple of years ago?! (full quote)
FletchFFletch All she needs is some good, old-fashioned deep dickin'. (full quote)
4943 Didn't you know? I'm the queen of suburban legend! (full quote)
4943 Since you like chicks, right, do you just look at yourself naked in the mirror all the time? (full quote)
5713 what am I doing here, this is so fucking gay? (full quote)
6080 1:Why the long face, Horace? 2:Just havin' a little girl trouble. 1:Bitch pressin' charges again? I get that a lot. (full quote)
6080 1:Fuck you. 2:Not even if you let me video tape it. (full quote)
6080 Catholic school girls, the uniform is what does it for me. Wish I would of went with more catholic school girls when I was a kid. As it stands I have no, '...and then she unzipped her jumper stories. (full quote)
6080 1:These guys are like...bill and Ted meets...Cheech and Chong! 2:Yeah, I've always thought of them as Rosencrantz and Guildenstern meet Vladimir and Estragon. (full quote)
7054 1.) Alyssa - you and I have hit a wall, because I can't deal with... your past, I guess 2.) That’s a nice way of putting it. I’d have said the whole double-stuff thing (full quote)
7268 Look at this morose motherfucker right here. Looks like somebody shit in his cereal. (full quote)
Shadrach Because the other three are FIGMENTS OF your FUCKING IMAGINATION!!! (full quote)
QuickStopRST Well look at this morose motherfucker right here. (full quote)
QuickStopRST I BLEW HIM WHILE COEY FUCKED ME!!! Well, that's what you wanted to hear isn't it? (full quote)
talulabell I'll trace a chalk line round your dead fucking body! (full quote)
talulabell (1)You fucking tracer! (2)Your mother's a tracer!!! (full quote)
talulabell Can I explain the audience principle to you? - if you insult and accost them then we have no audience! (full quote)
talulabell For years...in this industry....whenever an african-american character-hero or villian-was introduced by white artists or writers they got slapped with racist names singling them out as negros.Now my book.....'White Hatin'Coon' dont have none of that bullshit - th hero's name is Maleekwa and he is descended from the the black tribe that established the first society on the planet while all you european motherfuckers were still hiding in caves and shit all terrified of the sun. He's a strong role model that a young black reader can look up to - 'cause i'm here to tell you - the chickens is comin' home to roost y'all. The black man is no longer gonna play the minstrel in the medium of comics in sci-fi fantasy. We keepin' it real! And we gonna get respect by any means necessary. (full quote)
talulabell (1)Fuck Lando Calrissian! Uncle Tom nigger! always some white boy gotta invoke the holy trilogy. Bust this!!....those movies are all about how the white man keeps the brother man down even in a galaxy far far away Check this shit! You got a cracker farm boy - Luke Skywalker - nazi poster boy - blond hair blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader - blackest brother in the galaxy....Nubian god! (2)Whats a Nubian? (1)SHUT THE FUCK UP!! Now Vader, he's a spiritual brother - down with the force and all that good shit. The this cracker-Skywalker-gets his hands on a lightsabre and the boy decides he's gonna run the motherfucking universe. Gets a WHOLE CLAN of whites together and they go and bust up Vader's hood -The Death Star. Now what the fuck do you call that!? (2)Intergalactic Civil War? (1)GENTRIFICATION!!! They gonna drive out the black element to make the galaxy, quote, unquote 'safe' for white folks. And Jedi is the most insulting installment becaue Vaders beautiful black visage is sullied!! when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble crusty old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants ta be white!!! (2)Well isnt that true? (1) pulls a gun and 'shoots'(2) (1)BLACK RAGE!! BLACK RAGE!! I'LL KILL AND WHITE FOLKS I LAY MY MOTHERFUCKING EYES ON!!!!! (full quote)
talulabell One friand in the asylum, another in the grave - your a dangerous person to know! (full quote)
8701 So this cracker farmboy, Luke Skywalker; Nazi poster boy- blonde hair, blue eyes; gets his hands on a lightsaber and decides HE's gonna run the fuckin' universe. (full quote)
9119 because it's a figment of your imagination! (full quote)
9122 silentbob: chasing amy benaffleck: what? whatd you say? silentbob: your chasing amy jay: what do you look so shocked for man. fat bastard does this all the time. he thinks just cos he dont say anything itll have some huge impact when he does open his fuckin mouth- silentbob: jesus christ, why dont you shutup. always yapyapyappin all the time. you gimmie a fuckin headache...i went through something like what your talkin about a couple years ago with this chick named amy. jay: when? silentbob: a couple a years ago. jay: did i used to live in a cave. why dont i remember this? silentbob: bitch what you dont know about me i could just about squeeze in the grand fuckin canyon. did you know i always wanted to be a dancer in vegas? eh? bet you didnt know that shit did you? jay: just tell your fuckin story so we can get out and smoke this. silentbob: so thers me and amy and we're inseparable right, just big time in love. and then 4 months down the road the idiot gear kicks in, and i ask about the ex-boyfriends. and which, as we all know, is a really dumb move, but you know how it is, you dont wanna know, but you just have to know..right. such guy bullshit. so anyway she starts tellin me about it, how they fell in love and how they went out for a couple of years, how they lived together, her mother likes me better, blahblahblahblah blah and im ok. but then she drops the bomb - and the bomb is this: it seems a couple of times while they were going out, he brought some people to bed with them. menaigatrio i believe its called. now this just, blows my mind right, i mean i am not used to this sorta thing i mean i was raised catholic for gods sake. jay: same shithead. silentbob: do something. so om totally weirded out by this. right and i just start blastin her, like i dont know how to dea (full quote)
9147 Alyssa Jones: Why are we stopping? Holden McNeil: Because I can't take this. Alyssa: Can't take what? Holden: I love you. Alyssa: You love me? Holden: I love you. And not in a friendly way, although I think we're great friends. And not in a misplaced affection, puppy-dog way, although I'm sure that's what you'll call it. And it's not because you're unattainable. I love you. Very simple, very truly. You're the epitome of every attribute and quality I've ever looked for in another person. I know you think of me as just a friend, and crossing that line is the furthest thing from an option you'd ever consider. But I had to say it. I can't take this anymore. I can't stand next to you without wanting to hold you. I can't look into your eyes without feeling that longing you only read about in trashy romance novels. I can't talk to you without wanting to express my love for everything you are. I know this will probably queer our friendship -no pun intended- but I had to say it, because I've never felt this before, and I like who I am because of it. And if bringing it to light means we can't hang out anymore, then that hurts me. But I couldn't allow another day to go by without getting it out there, regardless of the outcome, which by the look on your face is to be the inevitable shoot-down. And I'll accept that. But I know some part of you is hesitating for a moment, and if there is a moment of hesitation, that means you feel something too. All I ask is that you not dismiss that -at least for ten seconds- and try to dwell in it. Alyssa, there isn't another soul on this fucking planet who's ever made me half the person I am when I'm with you, and I would risk this friendship for the chance to take it to the next plateau. Because it's there between you and me. you can't deny that. And even if we never speak again after tonight, please know that I'm forever changed because of (full quote)
9174 I mean, how big can a tongue really get?.....my god.....i'm going to need a minute.... (full quote)
9174 did you know i wanted to be a dancer in vegas??? (full quote)
9205 All every woman wants is just some serious deep-dicking. See that's why I can't buy lesbians. Everyone needs dick. See I can buy fags, a bunch of guys that need dick. You know just plain need it. That I get. Dykes...bullshit posturing. But live and let live I guess. - The Immortal banky (full quote)
9307 1)Check this shit. You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god! 2)What's a Nubian? 1)Shut the fuck up! (full quote)
9307 1)So, uh, what do you wanna do tonight? 2)Mmm, get a pizza, watch 'Degrassi Jr. High.' 1)You got a weird thing for Canadian melodrama. 2)I got a weird thing for girls who say 'aboot.' (full quote)
9307 Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas? (full quote)
10201 that out there, that's fleeting (full quote)
11689 If this is a cruch, I don't think I could take it if the real thing ever happens. (full quote)
12153 (1)what do you look so shocked for? he does this all the time. fat bastard thinks just because he never says anything, that it’ll have some huge impact when he does open his fucking mouth. (2)why don’t you shut up? jesus! always yap, yap, yapping all the time. give me a fucking headache. (full quote)
12153 hooper : don't make me bust a cap in your ass, yo! jedi's the most insulting installment, because vader's beautiful, black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty white man! they're trying to tell us that deep inside, we all want to be white! (full quote)
12153 regardless i can’t be a part of this. or you. not anymore... i love you. i always will. know that. but i’m not your fucking whore. (full quote)
12610 If you don't start using that damn whistle, I'm gonna jamb it straight up your ass!! (full quote)
12679 1)Well doesnt that hurt? 2)Yes but its a good hurt. (full quote)
12696 Again, sophomore year. (full quote)
13809 Black Rage, BLACK RAGE! (full quote)
13809 Have you ever seen a nun call a small child a 'Fucking Cunt-rag'? (full quote)
15015 Archie was not fucking Mr. Weatherby! (full quote)
16093 I love you. And not, not in a friendly way, although I think we're great friends. And not in a misplaced affection, puppy-dog way, although I'm sure that's what you'll call it. I love you. Very, very simple, very truly. You are the epitome of everything I have ever looked for in another human being. And I know that you think of me as just a friend, and crossing that line is the furthest thing from an option you would ever consider. But I had to say it. I just, I can't take this anymore. I can't stand next to you without wanting to hold you. I can't, I can't look into your eyes without feeling that, that longing you only read about in trashy romance novels. I can't talk to you without wanting to express my love for everything you are. And I know this will probably queer our friendship - no pun intended - but I had to say it, because I've never felt this way before, and I don't care. I like who I am because of it. And if bringing this to light means we can't hang out anymore, then that hurts me. But God, I just, I couldn't allow another day to go by without just getting it out there, regardless of the outcome, which by the look on your face is to be the inevitable shoot-down. And, you know, I'll accept that. But I know...I know that some part of you is hesitating for a moment, and if there is a moment of hesitation, then that means you feel something too. All I ask, please, is that you just, you just not dismiss that - and try to dwell in it for just ten seconds. Alyssa, there isn't another soul on this fucking planet who has ever made me half the person I am when I'm with you, and I would risk this friendship for the chance to take it to the next plateau. Because it is there between you and me. You can't deny that. Even if, you know, even if we never talk again after tonight, please know that I'm forever changed because of who you are and what you've meant to me, which - (full quote)
16093 But, by the time I figured this all out, it was too late; she moved on. And all I had to show for it was some foolish pride which then gave way to regret. She was the girl. I know that now. But, I pushed her away. So I've spend every day since then chasing Amy. So to speak. (full quote)
16156 Since you like chicks, right, do you just look at yourself naked in the mirror all the time? (full quote)
16740 How was your pseudo-date? (full quote)
futz 1) (Drawing) 2) What’re u doin? 1) Just bare with me here alright I wanna put u through this little exercise. (finishes drawing) Alright now see this. This is a 4 way road OK and dead in the centre is a crisp new $100 bill. Now at the end of each of these streets r 4 people OK u following. 2) Yeah. 1) Good. Over here we have a male affectionate easy to get along with non political agenda lesbian. down here we have a man hating angry as fuck agenda of rage bitter dyke. Over here we got santa clause and up here the easter bunny which one is going to get to the $100 bill first. 2) What is this supposed to prove? 1) No I’m serious this is a serious exercise its like a S.A.T question which one is going to get to the $100 bill first the male friendly lesbian the man hating dyke santa clause or the easter bunny. 2) The man hating dyke. 1) Good. Why. 2) I don’t know. 1) BECAUSE THE OTHER 3 R FIGMENTS OF YOUR FUCKING IMAGINATION. (full quote)
futz 1) I’ll trace a chalk line around your dead fucking body u fuck. 2) Would u get him outta here. 3) Hey wait a second he jumped me. U fucking tracer. 1) Your mothers a tracer. (full quote)
futz 1) Archie alright. Archie and the riverdale gang were a pure and fun loving bunch u can’t find dysfunction in those comics they were just flat out wholesome. 2) Archie and Jughead were lovers. 1) Shut the fuck up. 2) Its true Archie was the bitch and Jughead was the butch that’s why Jughead wears that crown looking hat all the time he the king of queen Archies world. 1) I feel a hate crime comin on. (full quote)
19039 good or bad they were my choices and I'm not making apologies for them now. Not to you or anybody. (full quote)
19039 That boy loves you in a way he doesn't even realize (full quote)
19039 That boy loves you in a way he's not ready to deal with. (full quote)
19481 (after a long, serious speech)....Can I just tell everyone that you needed some serious deep dicking! (full quote)
19590 Do or do not, there is no try. (full quote)
21407 Enough of this melodrama. My advice is to forget her, dude. Theres one bitch in the world. One bitch with many faces (full quote)
goldengod I think I feel a hate crime coming on (full quote)
FL_Bigfoot (1)Alright, now see this? This is a four-way road, OK? And dead in the center is a crisp, new, hundred dollar bill. Now, at the end of each of these streets are four people, OK? Are you following? (2)Yeah. (1)Good. Over here, we have a male-affectionate, easy to get along with, non-political agenda lesbian. down here, we have a man-hating, angry as fuck, agenda of rage, bitter dyke. Over here, we got Santa Claus, and up here the Easter Bunny. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first? (2) What is this supposed to prove? (1)No, I'm serious. This is a serious exercise. It's like an SAT question. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first? The male-friendly lesbian, the man-hating dyke, Santa Claus, or the Easter bunny? (2)The man-hating dyke. (1) Good. Why? (2) I don't know. (1) Because the other three are figments of your fucking imagination! (full quote)
FL_Bigfoot Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas? (full quote)
24986 YOUR MOTHER IS A traceR!!! (full quote)
24986 How is it that you sound like Minister Farakhan when you're on stage.. ...and the King of Pop when you're not. (full quote)
24986 Holden. banky - this pile of P.M.S. is Alyssa Jones (full quote)
24986 (HOLDEN) Sorry about him. He's dealing with being an inker. (ALYSSA) Oh. You trace! (full quote)
24986 HOOPER: I told you to watch it with that Urkel shit. face it, girl - Archie's a sister. (full quote)
24986 (ALYSSA) You play darts? (HOLDEN) Not professionally. You know - only in bars. (full quote)
24986 (HOLDEN) D’jou see that dent in the hood of your car! BANKY what the...! Son of a bitch! (full quote)
24986 When’s that faggot going to learn - you like chicks. (full quote)
24986 Oh, she’s shy. GET UP HERE AND SING, BITCH!! (full quote)
  Are you kidding?!?!? This chick could be a bigger Germ Farm than that MONKEY FROM OUTBREAK!!!! (full quote)
  No I blame them, chicks never help out, tell you what to do. Most of them are too self-conscience about the smell factor, so most of the time they lay there like a deer in headlights. But not for nothing, when a chick goes down on me I let them know where to go and what’s the status. You got to handle it like CNN and the Weather channel, constant up dates. (full quote)
  All the good money is in dick and fart jokes. (full quote)
  Alyssa Jones? Shit. I know Alyssa Jones. I mean, I know Alyssa Jones, you know what I'm saying? Me and Rick Derris used to hang our with her for awhile, right? Just hanging around her house after school, 'cuz her parents were like never home, and shit. And one day, Rick just whips it out, and starts rubbing it on her leg and shit; chasing her around the living room - I was dying. But you know what the crazy bitch did? She fucking drops to her knees, and just starts sucking him off right in front of me! Like I wasn't even there man! I almost died! But that's not the fucked up part - the fucked up part was Rick, man - right in the middle of it, he turns to me and he's pointing at her and he says Cohee. Just like that - Cohee. So I'm like I'll give it a shot. And I start pulling her pants down all slow, 'cuz I figure any second she's gonna turn around and belt me in the mouth, right? But yo, check this shit out - she's all into it man! She don't try to stop me or nothing! She's all wet and shit, and I just went to work, know what I'm saying? Me and Rick are going to town on this crazy bitch, and she's just loving it, all moaning and shit! It was fucked up! So Rick's the one that came up with the nickname - 'cuz that day, she had us locked in tight from both sides - like a pair of goddamn Chinese finger cuffs! (full quote)
  Hooper: Whats a Nubian? Bitch, you almost made me laugh! Banky: What about you?!? You didnt tell me you were gonna scream 'Black Rage'- I nearly pissed myself! (full quote)
  Shouldn't the cops be busting your head open right about now? Wrong coast (full quote)
  Holy fucking shit. Finger Cuffs? You're dating Finger Cuffs you silly son of a bitch? (full quote)
  And I'm tellin you the bitch could be a bigger germ farm than that monkey in Outbreak! (full quote)
  Read between the lines... bitch! (full quote)
  how does one man become soooo funny? (full quote)
3225 I'M GAY! This is who I am! And you expect me to turn all that around because you've got a FUCKING CRUSH?! (full quote)
QuickStopRST Well, look at this morose motherfucker right here. It looks like someone shit in his cereal. NOOCH. (full quote)
8563 Lando Calrissian is a positive role model in the realm of science fiction fantasy. (full quote)
24986 (bankY) You said ‘fuck’. To that girl. You said you’d ‘fuck’ her. (ALYSSA) And? (bankY) How can a girl ‘fuck’ another girl! Were you talking about strap-ons or something? (HOLDEN) Would you shut up!! (full quote)
24986 Not the smell - the smell is good. I’m talking about not being able to do it properly. And my mother brought me up to believe that if I can’t do something right I shouldn’t do it at all. Of course, my father told me she gave lousy head, but that’s beside the point. (full quote)
24986 (HOLDEN) Why girls? (ALYSSA) (beat) Why men? (HOLDEN) Because that’s the standard (ALYSSA) If that’s the only reason you’re attracted to women - because it’s the standard.. (full quote)
24986 (ALYSSA) You’re saying a person’s a virgin until they’ve had intercourse with a member of the opposite sex? (full quote)
24986 (HOLDEN) Who are you, Larry fucking Flynt? what are you going to do with all of those? (BANKY) Read the articles. what do you think I’m going to do with them? They’re stroke books. (full quote)
24986 BANKY: Variety’s the spice of life. I like a wide selection. Sometimes I’m in the mood for nasty close-ups, sometimes I like them arty and air-brushed. Some times it’s a spread brown-eye kind of night, sometimes it’s girl-on-girl time. Sometimes a steamy letter will do it, sometimes - not often, but sometimes - I like the idea of a chick with a horse. (full quote)
24986 Yo, look at this morose mother fucker here.. (full quote)
24986 Yo Flo - tell Mel to whip me up a toasted bagel and cream cheese. (to Silent Bob) You want one too? (Silent Bob nods) make that two. And kiss my grits. Nooch. (full quote)
samantha mcneil can't do it g, i'm in love (full quote)
28233 I dun told you to watch it with that Erkel shit! (full quote)
madhatter13 This is all going to end badly. (full quote)
madhatter13 Hey, I always notice that bored look in their eyes. (full quote)
madhatter13 Look man, we miss this train, and I am gonna shitcan you and just hire Charles Schultz. (full quote)
madhatter13 Let's go. Traffic. (full quote)
madhatter13 He's lucky I didn't stick my pen in his thorax! (full quote)
33244 what's a nubian? (full quote)
The Raven If this is a crush, I don't think I could handle it if the real thing happened (full quote)
The Raven You gotta boil it down to the essentials. It's like Cube says, Life ain't nothin' but bitches and money. (full quote)
The Raven What difference does it make if I refer to her as a dyke? Or if I call the Whalers a bunch of faggots in the comfort of my own office, far from the sensitive ears of the rest of the world? (full quote)
43483 First of all Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette.Gargamel did.She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the smurf way of life transformed her.And as for the whole gang-bang scenario,it just couldn't happen.Smurfs are asexual.They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants.That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf.What's the point of living if you don't have a dick? (full quote)
44453 Since you like chicks, right, do you just look at yourself naked in the mirror all the time? (full quote)
46518 what's a Nubian? (full quote)