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Funny fucker aren't you?
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| 3820 |
Define irony, bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
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| 3820 |
Funny fucker aren't you?
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| 4051 |
Christ in a cartoon.
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| 3820 |
On any other day, this might seem strange.
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| 4184 |
you didnt mean that dirty nigger crackhead shit did you?
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| 4354 |
Put the bunny back in the box.
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| 4375 |
1.) Yee-haw!! what's on your mind Hillbilly?
2.) what was I thinking? Oh right, yee-haw.
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| 4787 |
here is the junkyard, here is the bone yard(man interupts)whats That(he answers)...Thats a rock.
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| 4182 |
First I thought he was singing YMCA.
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| 4182 |
1)Without me you got no one to fly the plane.
2)I never think that far ahead.
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| 4182 |
Damn, this pig is heavy.
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| 4182 |
1)If we let you out, you gonna play nice, billy?
2)Probably not.
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| 4182 |
1)I can't allow that.
2)You know what I am?
1)Ugly all day?
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| 4182 |
I got a spot on my arm just for you.
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| 4182 |
1)Can you fly Jonny?
2)No
1)You keep that in mind when you look at her. Cuz if your dick jumped outta your pants, you jump outta this plane.
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| 4182 |
1)Carson City. The Law is down there. You outta your mind?
2)According to my last psyche evaluation......yes.
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| 4182 |
1)Now you were saying?
2)Oh, that's very clever, Cyrus. So you think I give a shit about that little bitch guard you have there right now? Well maybe you didn't hear what I said. I'm the D.E.A. You know what the fuck that means?
3)Your the most crooked nigger on this plane.
2)Shut up!
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| 4182 |
1)We need another white boy to volunteer.
2)Pilot's white.
3)Oh wait. Wait, wait. The pilot? Who's gonna fly the plane?
2)Relax billy. Welcome to the Machine.
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| 4182 |
Nice work Poe. Truly nice work.
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| 4182 |
Nice going son. Not only did you not save this dude's life. You done made best friends with Cyrus the damn Virus!
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| 4182 |
1)Told you I'd get this back.
2)Fuck you trailer trash.
1)Hey my mama lives in a trailer.
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| 4182 |
No way Jose! ah!
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| 4182 |
1)It's amazing the shit you white trash know.
2)That's rite!
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| 4182 |
Ya...the department of erec....corrections...
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| 4182 |
1)what the fuck is that?
2)That's Garland Green, man.
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| 4182 |
1)****** your not ready for take off.
2)No one on this aircraft gives a flying fuck.
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| 4182 |
Trust me folks, this is gonna be a day you'll never forget.
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| 4182 |
1)Pinball didnt make it.
2)No! That's too bad. I liked..Pinball.
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| 4182 |
**sings**Oh nothing maked me sadder then an agent lost his bladder in the airplane.
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| 4182 |
There's a means to an end my white friend.
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| 4182 |
I said...put the bunny back in the box.
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| 4182 |
Why didn't you put the bunny back in the box?
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| 4182 |
**reads**Uncle...Bob's....Scenic...Tours.....SHIT!
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| 4182 |
Mudering 30 people, somantics or not, is insane.
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| 4182 |
Lerner Airfield, I'm so glad to be here.
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| 4182 |
Thank you for choosing con air.
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| 4182 |
here we go ranger boy....
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| 4182 |
**singin** Swing low sweet chariot...coming fourth to carry me home....
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| 4182 |
1)You know what my daddy taught me?
2)whats that?
1)Nuttin
2)Self-Educated man.
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| 4182 |
You won't go near my daughter! Buckle up!
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| 4182 |
Well hooray for the sounds of fucking silence.
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| 4182 |
There's only two men I trust. One of em's me, the other ones not you.
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| 4182 |
She's my hummingbird.
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| 4182 |
what do you think I'm gonna do? I'm gonna save the fucking day!
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| 4182 |
1)Hello Bob, wanna come over for dinner?......Are you sick?
2)Why do you ask?
1)You look sick.
2)I am sick.
1)Do you take medicine?
2)There is no medicine for what I have.
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| 4182 |
**man and lil girl singing** He's go the world in his hands. He's got the whole world in his hands....
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| 4182 |
1)Cy..
2)Anora!
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| 4182 |
If anybody gets through, you scratch their eyes out.
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| 4182 |
C;mon you stinkin' piece of shit.
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| 4182 |
When you wake up Bishop. I'll be Jonny 24.
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| 4182 |
Dont...treat....women.....like....that!
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| 4182 |
1)Isn't that your car, Malloy?
2)Couldn't be, I left mine at the office...
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| 4182 |
Well of course you can't reach him. He's off saving the rain forest, or recycling his sandals or some shit.
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| 4182 |
I despise rapists. For me, they're somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corners of your mouth when you're really thirsty. But, in your case, I'll make an exception.
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| 4182 |
Beautiful? Sunsets are beautiful, newborn babies are beautiful. This... this is fucking spectacular!
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| 4182 |
What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn’t you consider that to be insane?
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| 4182 |
And if you say a word about this over the radio, the next wings you see will belong to the flies buzzing over your rotting corpse.
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| 4182 |
Are you with me or do you need me to draw it in crayon like usual?
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| 4182 |
He's a fountain of misplaced rage. Name your cliche; Mother held him too much or not enough, last picked at kickball, late night sneaky uncle, whatever. Now he's so angry that moments of levity actually cause him pain; give him headaches. Happiness, for that gentleman, hurts.
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| 4182 |
This is one problem that needs to be un-fucked right now!
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| 4182 |
1)Cyrus, where are you taking my plane?
2)We're going to Disney Land.
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| 4182 |
1)If you can't trust a South American drug lord, who can you trust? [silence] That was a joke.
2)I'm glad you told me.
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| 4182 |
Somehow they managed to get every creep and freak in the universe on this one plane.
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| 4182 |
Cyrus is a poster child for the criminally insane.
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| 4182 |
One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat.
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| 4182 |
It's not difficult to surmise Nathan's feelings towards killing these guards; and my own proclivities are well-known and often-lamented facts of penal lore.
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| 4182 |
If any of you so much as pass gas in my direction and upset my delicate nasal passages, your testicles will become my private property.
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| 4182 |
1)There's now three men I trust.
2)Am I one of them?
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| 4182 |
When this is over, so are you, you little prick!
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| 4182 |
1)It's pretty clever, huh bitch!
**shoots**
2)No, thats clever.
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| 4182 |
make a move and the bunny gets it!
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| 4182 |
...my daddy's coming home on July 14th.....
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| 4182 |
All I can think about is, like there ain't no god, like he doesn't exist.
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| 4182 |
1)Where the hell is the virus?
2)I'm the new captin. Put this down.
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| 4182 |
Don't fire.....
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| 4182 |
1)Hold Fire.
2)Sir?
2)I said hold fire.
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| 4182 |
**singing** .....little bitty babies.....
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| 4182 |
The strips where I'm gonna land, only the word is crash.
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| 4182 |
The strips where I'm gonna land, only the word is crash.
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| 4182 |
Will the driver of the white corvette please move your car or it will be towed.
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| 4182 |
I started this day with a birthday to get to and I'm gonna get to it.
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| 4182 |
Hey Poe. Next time take the bus.
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| 4182 |
1)Does that gun work?
2)Ya
1)Then shoot that piece of shit.
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| 4182 |
1)Hello Cameron.
2)Hello Hummingbird.
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| 4182 |
You're D.E.A. what are you doing on this flight? Won't they fly you boys commercially?
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| 4182 |
1)Don't push me, Cyrus, man I swear to god,. i will blow away your little boyfriend right now.
2)You know the nest time you choose a human shield, you're better off not picking a two-bit negro crackhead.
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| 4182 |
1)Shoot him!
2)quiet Sweetheart.
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| 4182 |
1)what's your name convict?
2)My name?
1)Yeah.
2)Poe.
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| 4182 |
1)Look man, I just wanna know. All right? You didnt--you didn't mean that dirty, nigger crackhead shit, did you?
2)Gimme that gun.[takes gun]Hell yes. I meant it.
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You should've put the bunny back in the box
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| 4989 |
what is going on? And I answer...we have a traitor.
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| 4989 |
I said...put the bunny back in the box.
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| 4989 |
I'm gonna show you god does exist.
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| 4921 |
It would have been Johnny 600 if they knew the whole story!
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There are two people I trust in this world. One of them is me, and the other one isn't you.
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| 5051 |
what do you think I'm going to do? I'm going to save the fucking day.
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| kazlam |
I'd still like to crush his larynx with my boot.
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| kazlam |
Gag and bag this Nazi muffin
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Garland: Two go down, one comes up Poe: It wasnt my fault Garland: most crimes are out of necessity rather than desire, but the great ones, dahmer, bundy, ghesey they killed because it excited them Poe: you know what,its my daughters birthday sofeel free not to share anything at all with me Garland: One girl i rode through three states wearing her head as a hat
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| 5046 |
I love your work!
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| 1980 |
Hey those are MY shades!!
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| 4066 |
There are only two people I trust. One is me the other is not you.
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| 5982 |
Sorry boss, there's only two men I trust, one of thems me.. the other ones not you.
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| 6045 |
This ain't Mai-Tai's and Yatzee!
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| 1980 |
HEY!!! I don like him! If he speaks again this conversation is terminated!
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| 4943 |
make a move, and the bunny gets it.
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| 4943 |
1. You know what I am?
2. Ugly all day.
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| 4943 |
1. Yeehaw, what's on your mind hillbilly?
2. what was I thinking? Oh yeah.. yeehaw.
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| 4943 |
Define irony. A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane, to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
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| 4943 |
Anyway, I despise rapists. To me, you're somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corners of your mouth when you're really thirsty.
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| 4943 |
Not only did you not save this dudes life, you also managed to make best friends with Cyrus the damn Virus!
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| 4943 |
The last mohican's burning, man!
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| 4943 |
Put the bunny back in the box.
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| 1980 |
1. do you know what i am?! 2. ugly allday?
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| 7894 |
nobody move or the bunny gets it
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| 7991 |
That's a rock.
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| Shadrach |
He's got the whole world in his hands....
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| 8148 |
...Define -irony-...
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| 8187 |
So how are you? Never mind, scratch that. You were expecting to see your husband today, and then all of this happened.
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| 1250 |
1. Hey, those are my shades! 2. They're mine now, sister 1. Men.
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| 1250 |
I got a picture, a picture of you.
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| 8613 |
i can eat a peach for hours
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| 8911 |
That's a rock.
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| 9487 |
1) she's beautiful 2) beautiful? sunsets are beautiful new born babies
are beautiful, this? this is fucking spectacular!!
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| aussieangelchick |
shes my humming bird
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| 9188 |
1) What's with dictionary boy? 2) Actually, thesaurus boy would be more appropriate.
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| 12153 |
(1)johnny, can you fly?
(2)no.
(1)you keep that in mind when you look at her, cause if your dick jumps out of your pants, you jump off this plane!
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| 12153 |
(1)do you know what i am?
(2)ugly all day?
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| 12153 |
they call him cyrus the virus. he claims he's killed more people than cancer.
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| 12153 |
define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
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| 12153 |
cameron poe: there's only two men i trust. one is me. the other is not you.
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| 12153 |
cameron poe: there's only two men i trust. one is me. the other is not you.
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| 12426 |
-make a move and the bunny gets it
-Put the bunny back in the box
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| 12910 |
Put The Bunny down.
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| 13226 |
He's off saving the rain forest, or recycling his sandals or some shit.
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| 14347 |
1: Put the bunny back in the box. 2: and what are you going to do if i dont? **start running at each other** 2 ends up dead. 1. now why didnt you jsut put the bunny back in the box?>
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| Happy Bob |
I am sick.
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Why did ya have to touch the bunny?
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There's only two people I trust, one of them's me, and the other's not you.
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| 16543 |
What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn’t you consider that to be insane?
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| 16543 |
Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.=-O
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| Matt8323 |
1: Well now you're talking semantics. What if I told you insane was working 50 hours a week in an office for 50 years at the end of which they tell you to piss off. Spending the rest of your life in some nursing home, hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet in time. Wouldn't you call that insane? 2. Murdering 30 people, semantics or not, is insane. 1. This one girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat. 2. Ya know, it's my daughter's birthday today so please feel free not to share everything with me
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That car is beautiful
Beautiful is a sunset or a new born baby, this car is F***in spectacular
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| 19215 |
where'S MY DAUGHTER'S PICTURE YOU SHIT EATING PECKERHEAD?
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| 19215 |
A MEANS TO AN END MY WHITE FRIEND, A MEANS TO AN END.
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| 19215 |
GOOD JOB. NOT ONLY DID YOU NOT SAVE A MAN'S LIFE YOU JUST MADE best FRIENDS WITH CYRUS THE VIRUS.
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| 19590 |
1. where are you going? 2.I'm gonna prove to you there is a god.
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Oh nuthin makes me sadder than the agent lost his bladder, in the airplane
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Define Irony; A bunch of idiots dancing around on an airplane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
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| hannahbelle |
I meant to get a haircut.
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| 22972 |
There's 2 men i trust the first is me and the second aren't you
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| sjg1983 |
This situation needs to get unfucked right now!
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| sjg1983 |
I'm gonna save the fucking day
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| sjg1983 |
They'd call me Johnny 600 if they knew the truth
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| 23319 |
Define irony.
A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash!
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| 24465 |
dewrag gotta go homeboy
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Dostoevsky said that after doing a little time
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| HeiressOfSlytherin |
1.It smells like someone shit in your mouth! 2.He told me he loved me.
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| CaliGirl |
Well, it's not exactly Mai-Tais and Yahtzee out there, but let's do it.
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| 27124 |
Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band killed in a plane crash.
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Why couldn't he just put the bunny back in the box?
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| 1ajas |
Define irony - a bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band killed in a plane crash.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I have the only gun on board. Welcome to Con Air
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There are two men I trust. One of them's me, the other's not you.
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| 34295 |
1)where u taking my plane Cyrus? 2)Were goin' to Disneyland.
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| wooten |
1.) Carson City? The laws down there. Have you lost your mind?
2.) According to my last psych evaluation...yes.
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| 35205 |
How do I live without you?
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Bye bye Pinball.
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Break out the fine china, chill the lemonade and tie a yellow ribbon around the old oak tree, coz this boy's comin home to his ladie's, comin home forever, i just hope im not a disappointment to Casey, or to you........ Love Cameron
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| 36054 |
Cyrus: Welcome to Con Air.
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| 38760 |
Define Irony...a bunch of guys on a plane dancing to a hit song made popular by a bunch of idiots who died in a plane wreck...HAH.
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One girl...I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat.
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| 40654 |
Define irony. Irony is a bunch of idiots singing a song on a plane made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
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| 40654 |
There are only two men I trust. One is me. The other's not you.
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| 10929 |
How do I live.
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Larkin: Where you going with my plane Cyrus?
Cyrus: Were going to Disney Land!
Larkin: You lying Cyrus.
Cyrus: So are you Vince...*sings* Ohh nothing makes me madder then an agent lost his bladder in the airplane!
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Trisha: Hello Cameron
Cameron: Hello Hummingbird
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Pilot: Without me, you have nobody to fly the plane
Cyrus: I never think that far ahead
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Or as we say in ebonics 'We'd be fucked'
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| 42999 |
Define irony. A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
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I'm gonna show you that God exists!
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| 43367 |
make a move and the bunny gets it!
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| 46184 |
1 what are you gonna do? 2 what do you think I'm gonna do? I'm gonna save the fuckin' day!
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| 10929 |
I know a good body-shop in Fresno, if it's insured.
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**Garland green sings** He's got the whole world in his hands.Ohh he's got the whole world in his hands,he's got the whole wide world in his hands.
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Hello,Garland
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| 49017 |
Why couldn't you have put the bunny back in the box?
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| mayhem3110 |
Put the bunny back in the box
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| chaparrita1121 |
what are you going to do for me?
what do you think?, I´m going to save the day
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| chaparrita1121 |
what´s that?
That´s a rock
O.K.
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| RP2151 |
"Define irony. A bunch of idiots dancing to a song on a plane made famous by a band who died in a plane crash"
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| AcmeMarvin |
Oh, Nothing except they somehow managed to get every creep and freak in the universe onto this one plane, and then somehow managed to let them take it over, and then somehow managed to stick us right smack in the middle.
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