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Con Air - 1997 Movie Quotes


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  Funny fucker aren't you? (full quote)
3820 Define irony, bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash. (full quote)
3820 Funny fucker aren't you? (full quote)
4051 Christ in a cartoon. (full quote)
3820 On any other day, this might seem strange. (full quote)
4184 you didnt mean that dirty nigger crackhead shit did you? (full quote)
4354 Put the bunny back in the box. (full quote)
4375 1.) Yee-haw!! what's on your mind Hillbilly? 2.) what was I thinking? Oh right, yee-haw. (full quote)
4787 here is the junkyard, here is the bone yard(man interupts)whats That(he answers)...Thats a rock. (full quote)
4182 First I thought he was singing YMCA. (full quote)
4182 1)Without me you got no one to fly the plane. 2)I never think that far ahead. (full quote)
4182 Damn, this pig is heavy. (full quote)
4182 1)If we let you out, you gonna play nice, billy? 2)Probably not. (full quote)
4182 1)I can't allow that. 2)You know what I am? 1)Ugly all day? (full quote)
4182 I got a spot on my arm just for you. (full quote)
4182 1)Can you fly Jonny? 2)No 1)You keep that in mind when you look at her. Cuz if your dick jumped outta your pants, you jump outta this plane. (full quote)
4182 1)Carson City. The Law is down there. You outta your mind? 2)According to my last psyche evaluation......yes. (full quote)
4182 1)Now you were saying? 2)Oh, that's very clever, Cyrus. So you think I give a shit about that little bitch guard you have there right now? Well maybe you didn't hear what I said. I'm the D.E.A. You know what the fuck that means? 3)Your the most crooked nigger on this plane. 2)Shut up! (full quote)
4182 1)We need another white boy to volunteer. 2)Pilot's white. 3)Oh wait. Wait, wait. The pilot? Who's gonna fly the plane? 2)Relax billy. Welcome to the Machine. (full quote)
4182 Nice work Poe. Truly nice work. (full quote)
4182 Nice going son. Not only did you not save this dude's life. You done made best friends with Cyrus the damn Virus! (full quote)
4182 1)Told you I'd get this back. 2)Fuck you trailer trash. 1)Hey my mama lives in a trailer. (full quote)
4182 No way Jose! ah! (full quote)
4182 1)It's amazing the shit you white trash know. 2)That's rite! (full quote)
4182 Ya...the department of erec....corrections... (full quote)
4182 1)what the fuck is that? 2)That's Garland Green, man. (full quote)
4182 1)****** your not ready for take off. 2)No one on this aircraft gives a flying fuck. (full quote)
4182 Trust me folks, this is gonna be a day you'll never forget. (full quote)
4182 1)Pinball didnt make it. 2)No! That's too bad. I liked..Pinball. (full quote)
4182 **sings**Oh nothing maked me sadder then an agent lost his bladder in the airplane. (full quote)
4182 There's a means to an end my white friend. (full quote)
4182 I said...put the bunny back in the box. (full quote)
4182 Why didn't you put the bunny back in the box? (full quote)
4182 **reads**Uncle...Bob's....Scenic...Tours.....SHIT! (full quote)
4182 Mudering 30 people, somantics or not, is insane. (full quote)
4182 Lerner Airfield, I'm so glad to be here. (full quote)
4182 Thank you for choosing con air. (full quote)
4182 here we go ranger boy.... (full quote)
4182 **singin** Swing low sweet chariot...coming fourth to carry me home.... (full quote)
4182 1)You know what my daddy taught me? 2)whats that? 1)Nuttin 2)Self-Educated man. (full quote)
  You should've put the bunny back in the box (full quote)
  There are two people I trust in this world. One of them is me, and the other one isn't you. (full quote)
  Garland: Two go down, one comes up Poe: It wasnt my fault Garland: most crimes are out of necessity rather than desire, but the great ones, dahmer, bundy, ghesey they killed because it excited them Poe: you know what,its my daughters birthday sofeel free not to share anything at all with me Garland: One girl i rode through three states wearing her head as a hat (full quote)
kazlam I'd still like to crush his larynx with my boot. (full quote)
kazlam Gag and bag this Nazi muffin (full quote)
1980 HEY!!! I don like him! If he speaks again this conversation is terminated! (full quote)
1980 1. do you know what i am?! 2. ugly allday? (full quote)
1980 Hey those are MY shades!! (full quote)
4066 There are only two people I trust. One is me the other is not you. (full quote)
4182 You won't go near my daughter! Buckle up! (full quote)
4182 Well hooray for the sounds of fucking silence. (full quote)
4182 There's only two men I trust. One of em's me, the other ones not you. (full quote)
4182 She's my hummingbird. (full quote)
4182 what do you think I'm gonna do? I'm gonna save the fucking day! (full quote)
4182 1)Hello Bob, wanna come over for dinner?......Are you sick? 2)Why do you ask? 1)You look sick. 2)I am sick. 1)Do you take medicine? 2)There is no medicine for what I have. (full quote)
4182 **man and lil girl singing** He's go the world in his hands. He's got the whole world in his hands.... (full quote)
4182 1)Cy.. 2)Anora! (full quote)
4182 If anybody gets through, you scratch their eyes out. (full quote)
4182 C;mon you stinkin' piece of shit. (full quote)
4182 When you wake up Bishop. I'll be Jonny 24. (full quote)
4182 Dont...treat....women.....like....that! (full quote)
4182 1)Isn't that your car, Malloy? 2)Couldn't be, I left mine at the office... (full quote)
4182 Well of course you can't reach him. He's off saving the rain forest, or recycling his sandals or some shit. (full quote)
4182 I despise rapists. For me, they're somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corners of your mouth when you're really thirsty. But, in your case, I'll make an exception. (full quote)
4182 Beautiful? Sunsets are beautiful, newborn babies are beautiful. This... this is fucking spectacular! (full quote)
4182 What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn’t you consider that to be insane? (full quote)
4182 And if you say a word about this over the radio, the next wings you see will belong to the flies buzzing over your rotting corpse. (full quote)
4182 Are you with me or do you need me to draw it in crayon like usual? (full quote)
4182 He's a fountain of misplaced rage. Name your cliche; Mother held him too much or not enough, last picked at kickball, late night sneaky uncle, whatever. Now he's so angry that moments of levity actually cause him pain; give him headaches. Happiness, for that gentleman, hurts. (full quote)
4182 This is one problem that needs to be un-fucked right now! (full quote)
4182 1)Cyrus, where are you taking my plane? 2)We're going to Disney Land. (full quote)
4182 1)If you can't trust a South American drug lord, who can you trust? [silence] That was a joke. 2)I'm glad you told me. (full quote)
4182 Somehow they managed to get every creep and freak in the universe on this one plane. (full quote)
4182 Cyrus is a poster child for the criminally insane. (full quote)
4182 One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat. (full quote)
4182 It's not difficult to surmise Nathan's feelings towards killing these guards; and my own proclivities are well-known and often-lamented facts of penal lore. (full quote)
4182 If any of you so much as pass gas in my direction and upset my delicate nasal passages, your testicles will become my private property. (full quote)
4182 1)There's now three men I trust. 2)Am I one of them? (full quote)
4182 When this is over, so are you, you little prick! (full quote)
4182 1)It's pretty clever, huh bitch! **shoots** 2)No, thats clever. (full quote)
4182 make a move and the bunny gets it! (full quote)
4182 ...my daddy's coming home on July 14th..... (full quote)
4182 All I can think about is, like there ain't no god, like he doesn't exist. (full quote)
4182 1)Where the hell is the virus? 2)I'm the new captin. Put this down. (full quote)
4182 Don't fire..... (full quote)
4182 1)Hold Fire. 2)Sir? 2)I said hold fire. (full quote)
4182 **singing** .....little bitty babies..... (full quote)
4182 The strips where I'm gonna land, only the word is crash. (full quote)
4182 The strips where I'm gonna land, only the word is crash. (full quote)
4182 Will the driver of the white corvette please move your car or it will be towed. (full quote)
4182 I started this day with a birthday to get to and I'm gonna get to it. (full quote)
4182 Hey Poe. Next time take the bus. (full quote)
4182 1)Does that gun work? 2)Ya 1)Then shoot that piece of shit. (full quote)
4182 1)Hello Cameron. 2)Hello Hummingbird. (full quote)
4182 You're D.E.A. what are you doing on this flight? Won't they fly you boys commercially? (full quote)
4182 1)Don't push me, Cyrus, man I swear to god,. i will blow away your little boyfriend right now. 2)You know the nest time you choose a human shield, you're better off not picking a two-bit negro crackhead. (full quote)
4182 1)Shoot him! 2)quiet Sweetheart. (full quote)
4182 1)what's your name convict? 2)My name? 1)Yeah. 2)Poe. (full quote)
4182 1)Look man, I just wanna know. All right? You didnt--you didn't mean that dirty, nigger crackhead shit, did you? 2)Gimme that gun.[takes gun]Hell yes. I meant it. (full quote)
4921 It would have been Johnny 600 if they knew the whole story! (full quote)
4943 make a move, and the bunny gets it. (full quote)
4943 1. You know what I am? 2. Ugly all day. (full quote)
4943 1. Yeehaw, what's on your mind hillbilly? 2. what was I thinking? Oh yeah.. yeehaw. (full quote)
4943 Define irony. A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane, to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash. (full quote)
4943 Anyway, I despise rapists. To me, you're somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corners of your mouth when you're really thirsty. (full quote)
4943 Not only did you not save this dudes life, you also managed to make best friends with Cyrus the damn Virus! (full quote)
4943 The last mohican's burning, man! (full quote)
4943 Put the bunny back in the box. (full quote)
4989 what is going on? And I answer...we have a traitor. (full quote)
4989 I said...put the bunny back in the box. (full quote)
4989 I'm gonna show you god does exist. (full quote)
5046 I love your work! (full quote)
5051 what do you think I'm going to do? I'm going to save the fucking day. (full quote)
5982 Sorry boss, there's only two men I trust, one of thems me.. the other ones not you. (full quote)
6045 This ain't Mai-Tai's and Yatzee! (full quote)
Shadrach He's got the whole world in his hands.... (full quote)
7894 nobody move or the bunny gets it (full quote)
7991 That's a rock. (full quote)
8148 ...Define -irony-... (full quote)
8187 So how are you? Never mind, scratch that. You were expecting to see your husband today, and then all of this happened. (full quote)
  Why did ya have to touch the bunny? (full quote)
  There's only two people I trust, one of them's me, and the other's not you. (full quote)
  Oh nuthin makes me sadder than the agent lost his bladder, in the airplane (full quote)
  Define Irony; A bunch of idiots dancing around on an airplane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash. (full quote)
  That car is beautiful Beautiful is a sunset or a new born baby, this car is F***in spectacular (full quote)
  Dostoevsky said that after doing a little time (full quote)
  Why couldn't he just put the bunny back in the box? (full quote)
  Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I have the only gun on board. Welcome to Con Air (full quote)
  There are two men I trust. One of them's me, the other's not you. (full quote)
  Bye bye Pinball. (full quote)
  Break out the fine china, chill the lemonade and tie a yellow ribbon around the old oak tree, coz this boy's comin home to his ladie's, comin home forever, i just hope im not a disappointment to Casey, or to you........ Love Cameron (full quote)
  Larkin: Where you going with my plane Cyrus? Cyrus: Were going to Disney Land! Larkin: You lying Cyrus. Cyrus: So are you Vince...*sings* Ohh nothing makes me madder then an agent lost his bladder in the airplane! (full quote)
  Trisha: Hello Cameron Cameron: Hello Hummingbird (full quote)
  Pilot: Without me, you have nobody to fly the plane Cyrus: I never think that far ahead (full quote)
  Or as we say in ebonics 'We'd be fucked' (full quote)
  **Garland green sings** He's got the whole world in his hands.Ohh he's got the whole world in his hands,he's got the whole wide world in his hands. (full quote)
  Hello,Garland (full quote)
  One girl...I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat. (full quote)
  I'm gonna show you that God exists! (full quote)
1250 1. Hey, those are my shades! 2. They're mine now, sister 1. Men. (full quote)
1250 I got a picture, a picture of you. (full quote)
8613 i can eat a peach for hours (full quote)
8911 That's a rock. (full quote)
9188 1) What's with dictionary boy? 2) Actually, thesaurus boy would be more appropriate. (full quote)
aussieangelchick shes my humming bird (full quote)
9487 1) she's beautiful 2) beautiful? sunsets are beautiful new born babies are beautiful, this? this is fucking spectacular!! (full quote)
10929 How do I live. (full quote)
10929 I know a good body-shop in Fresno, if it's insured. (full quote)
12153 (1)johnny, can you fly? (2)no. (1)you keep that in mind when you look at her, cause if your dick jumps out of your pants, you jump off this plane! (full quote)
12153 (1)do you know what i am? (2)ugly all day? (full quote)
12153 they call him cyrus the virus. he claims he's killed more people than cancer. (full quote)
12153 define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash. (full quote)
12153 cameron poe: there's only two men i trust. one is me. the other is not you. (full quote)
12153 cameron poe: there's only two men i trust. one is me. the other is not you. (full quote)
12426 -make a move and the bunny gets it -Put the bunny back in the box (full quote)
12910 Put The Bunny down. (full quote)
13226 He's off saving the rain forest, or recycling his sandals or some shit. (full quote)
14347 1: Put the bunny back in the box. 2: and what are you going to do if i dont? **start running at each other** 2 ends up dead. 1. now why didnt you jsut put the bunny back in the box?> (full quote)
Matt8323 1: Well now you're talking semantics. What if I told you insane was working 50 hours a week in an office for 50 years at the end of which they tell you to piss off. Spending the rest of your life in some nursing home, hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet in time. Wouldn't you call that insane? 2. Murdering 30 people, semantics or not, is insane. 1. This one girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat. 2. Ya know, it's my daughter's birthday today so please feel free not to share everything with me (full quote)
Happy Bob I am sick. (full quote)
16543 What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn’t you consider that to be insane? (full quote)
16543 Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.=-O (full quote)
19215 where'S MY DAUGHTER'S PICTURE YOU SHIT EATING PECKERHEAD? (full quote)
19215 A MEANS TO AN END MY WHITE FRIEND, A MEANS TO AN END. (full quote)
19215 GOOD JOB. NOT ONLY DID YOU NOT SAVE A MAN'S LIFE YOU JUST MADE best FRIENDS WITH CYRUS THE VIRUS. (full quote)
19590 1. where are you going? 2.I'm gonna prove to you there is a god. (full quote)
hannahbelle I meant to get a haircut. (full quote)
22972 There's 2 men i trust the first is me and the second aren't you (full quote)
sjg1983 This situation needs to get unfucked right now! (full quote)
sjg1983 I'm gonna save the fucking day (full quote)
sjg1983 They'd call me Johnny 600 if they knew the truth (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin 1.It smells like someone shit in your mouth! 2.He told me he loved me. (full quote)
23319 Define irony. A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash! (full quote)
24465 dewrag gotta go homeboy (full quote)
CaliGirl Well, it's not exactly Mai-Tais and Yahtzee out there, but let's do it. (full quote)
1ajas Define irony - a bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band killed in a plane crash. (full quote)
27124 Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band killed in a plane crash. (full quote)
34295 1)where u taking my plane Cyrus? 2)Were goin' to Disneyland. (full quote)
wooten 1.) Carson City? The laws down there. Have you lost your mind? 2.) According to my last psych evaluation...yes. (full quote)
35205 How do I live without you? (full quote)
36054 Cyrus: Welcome to Con Air. (full quote)
38760 Define Irony...a bunch of guys on a plane dancing to a hit song made popular by a bunch of idiots who died in a plane wreck...HAH. (full quote)
40654 Define irony. Irony is a bunch of idiots singing a song on a plane made famous by a band that died in a plane crash. (full quote)
40654 There are only two men I trust. One is me. The other's not you. (full quote)
42999 Define irony. A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash. (full quote)
43367 make a move and the bunny gets it! (full quote)
46184 1 what are you gonna do? 2 what do you think I'm gonna do? I'm gonna save the fuckin' day! (full quote)
49017 Why couldn't you have put the bunny back in the box? (full quote)
mayhem3110 Put the bunny back in the box (full quote)
chaparrita1121 what are you going to do for me? what do you think?, I´m going to save the day (full quote)
chaparrita1121 what´s that? That´s a rock O.K. (full quote)
RP2151 "Define irony. A bunch of idiots dancing to a song on a plane made famous by a band who died in a plane crash" (full quote)
AcmeMarvin Oh, Nothing except they somehow managed to get every creep and freak in the universe onto this one plane, and then somehow managed to let them take it over, and then somehow managed to stick us right smack in the middle. (full quote)