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Deconstructing Harry - 1997 Movie Quotes

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bigcat58 Between air conditioning and the Pope, I chose air conditioning. (full quote)
bigcat58 1) You have no values. Your whole life is nihilism, cynicism, sarcasm, and orgasm. 2) In France I could run on that slogan and win. (full quote)
bigcat58 1) what? You have air conditioning in Hell? 2) Sure! Fucks up the ozone layer! (full quote)
22367 1: May God strike me dead if I'm lying. 2: You're an atheist! (full quote)
10929 Tradition is an illusion of permanence. (full quote)
10929 The most important words in the English language are not 'I love you' but 'It's benign.' (full quote)
10929 I'm a guy who can't function well in life be can in art. (full quote)
10929 Six shrinks later, three wives down the line, and I still can't get my life together. (full quote)
10929 The two most important things are the work that you choose and sex. (full quote)
10929 --Do you care even about the Holocaust or do you think it never happened? --Not only do I know that we lost six million, but the scary thing is that records are made to be broken. (full quote)
10929 You take everyone's suffering and turn it into gold. Literally gold! (full quote)
  Wife: I knew you were mentally ill when I married you, but I thought that because I was a trained professional that I could help you! Woody: The last thing you should do is get down on yourself as a therapist. (full quote)
  I'm as much of a victim as you! You think that getting a blowjob from a big-bosomed twenty-six year old is a pleasurable thing for me? (full quote)
  I think you're the opposite of a paranoid. I think you're under the insane delusion that people like you. (full quote)
  --He's too old for her. --So are you. --I'm much too old for her! But because of my immaturity, I have a boyish quality. (full quote)
  --Is he alright? --He's dead, honey. You got one a' them rubber bags? (full quote)
10929 All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it. (full quote)
10929 Because of my immaturity, I have a boyish charm. (full quote)
10929 I'm OD'ing on myself. (full quote)