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Devil's Advocate, The - 1997 Movie Quotes


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1212 You know what scares me? I drop the case, she gets better, and I hate her for it. (full quote)
evilroy Vanity . . . definitely my favorite sin. (full quote)
  Look but dont touch..touch but dont taste..taste but dont swallow..and while were down here jumpin from one foot to the next hes up there laughin his sick freakin head off. (full quote)
kazlam I'm the hand up Mona Lisa's skirt. (full quote)
Orlikidnapper freedom, baby... is never having to say you're sorry. (full quote)
Orlikidnapper Guilt is just like a bag of fuckin' bricks. All ya gotta do is set it down. (full quote)
Orlikidnapper The worst vice is advice. (full quote)
Orlikidnapper free will, it is a bitch. (full quote)
5616 (Pachino)Who are you carruing all those bricks for anyways? God? Is that it...God? Well I tell ya, let me give you a liitle inside information about God. God like to watch...He's a prankster.Think about it. He give man...INSTINCTS!!He give you this incredible gift and then what does he do, I swear for his own amusement, his own private, cosmic,GAGREEL! He sets the rules in our position. It;s the goof of all time.LOOK, but don't touch...TOUCH, but don't taste...TASTE, don't swallow.HAHA! And while you're jumping from one foot to the next, what is he doing??? He's laughing his sick FCKING ASS OFF! HE'S A TIGHT ASS, HE'S A SADIST!!!HE'S AN ABSANTEE LANDLORD! WORSHIP THAT...NEVER. (Reeves)Beeter to rain in hell than serve in Heaven,,,is that it?(Pachino)Why not? I'm here on the ground with my nose in it since the whole thing began! I've nurtured every sensation man has been inspired to have. I cared about what he wanted and I never judged him. WHY? Because I never rejected him, inspite of all his imperfections...I'M A FAMINEN! I'm a humanist...I rest my case. (full quote)
5046 1) In the bible you loose. 2) Consider who wrote it. (full quote)
5046 1) what are you?? 2) I go by many names. 1) Satan! 2) Call me Dad. (full quote)
5817 1) Are we negotiating? 2) Always. (full quote)
7066 Vanity. Definitely my favorite sin. (full quote)
7066 free will . . . ain't it a bitch? (full quote)
  John Milton: Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man INSTINCTS! He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusment, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste! Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha! And when you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off. He's a tight-ass! He's a sadist! He's an absentee landlord. Worship THAT? NEVER! (full quote)
circelli17 God's a sadist! Look, but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, but don't swallow. Swallow, but don't enjoy. And the whole time...and the wholetime, he's laughing his sick, f%cking head off. Worship that? Never!. (full quote)
12153 he gives men instincts. he gives you this extraordinary gift and then what does he do? i swear for his own amusement, for his own private cosmic gag reel, he sets the rules in opposition. it's the goof of all time. look, but don't touch! touch, but don't taste! taste, but don't swallow! and while you're jumping from one foot to the next, what's he doing? he's laughing his sick fucking ass off! he's a tight ass! he's a sadist! he's an absentee landlord. worship that? never! (full quote)
  Who are you caring all of it briefcase or anyway.God?Is that it?God?Boy i tell you let me give you little information about god.God likes to watch. (full quote)
13140 Behold! i send you out as sheep amidst the wolves! (full quote)
12153 A woman's shoulders are the front lines of her mystique, and her neck, if she's alive, has all the mystery of a border town. A no-man's land in that battle between the mind and the body. (full quote)
12153 free will after all. (full quote)
12153 Kevin Lomax: Is this a test? Pam: Isn't everything? (full quote)
12153 Kevin Lomax: what about love? John Milton: Overrated. Biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate. (full quote)
12153 I know we've got all this money, and it's supposed to be OK, but it's not. (full quote)
12153 Look at me -- underestimated from Day One! You'd never think I was a master of the universe, now, would you? (full quote)
12153 I'm the hand up Mona Lisa's skirt. I'm a surprise, Kevin. They don't see me coming: that's what you're missing. (full quote)
12153 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I know you've spent all morning listening to Mr. Broygo talk; I know you're hungry; what I need to tell you won't take very long at all. I don't like Alexander Cullen. I don't think he's a nice person. I don't expect you to like him. He's been a terrible husband to all three of his wives; he's been a destructive force in the lives of his stepchildren; he's cheated the city, his partners, his employees... So I don't like him. I'm going to tell you some things during the course of this trial that are going to make you like him even less. But this isn't a popularity contest; it's a murder trial. (full quote)
12153 And as we're straddling from one deal to the next, who's got his eye on the planet, as the air thickens, the water sours, and even the bees' honey takes on the metallic taste of radioactivity? And it just keeps coming, faster and faster. There's no chance to think, to prepare; it's buy futures, sell futures, when there is no future! (full quote)
12153 free will. It's like butterfly wings: once touched, they never get off the ground. No, I only set the stage. You pull your own strings. (full quote)
18520 God is an absentee landlord! (full quote)
  behold i sent you out as sheep amidst the wolves (full quote)
  Well, on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the most depraved act sexual theater known to men. And 1, being your average friday night run through at the lomax household. I'd say not to be a modest, Mary-anne and I got it on about, seven! (full quote)
19761 what happened to the green? I liked the green. (full quote)
  You sharpen the human appetite to the point where it can split atoms with its desire, you build egos the size of cathedrals, fiber-optically connect the world to every eager impulse, grease even the dullest dreams into dollar-green, gold-plated fantasies, until every human being becomes an aspiring emperor, and where can you go from there? (full quote)
24986 You have three choices- the holy trinity. You can work....you can play...or you can breed. (full quote)
24986 Harry? Why don't you pour yourself a drink we're not discussing the damn case anymore....am I right? Whoo! (full quote)
24986 Well we better get her some grandchildren soon to get her off my back, what do you say? (full quote)
24986 No I live downtown...this is uh...family building (full quote)
24986 I don't care if they can hear me.....I don't care!!!!! I don't like it here Kevin and these women my god, I mean..I'm seeing things for God's sakes! (full quote)
24986 Oh that? That was supposed to be the nursery but then I realized you have to home long enough to knock me up so now I'm thinking of building a law library. (full quote)
24986 The next time you make a promise you try and keep it! (full quote)
24986 And you can sleep on the FUCKING COUCH! (full quote)
24986 He better be every inch as fucking good as he says he is! (full quote)
24986 1)where does he sleeps? 2) Who says he sleeps? 3) where does he fuck? 4) EVERYwhere! (full quote)
24986 1) You prefer to be on top, don't you? 2) Excuse me?? 3) Of a situation...prefer to be on top, right? (full quote)
24986 I swear...if Eddie wasn't afraid of me shouting my mouth off, he would have put a cellulite clause in the pre-nup. (full quote)
24986 THEY TOOK MY OVARIES!!!!! I'M TELLING YOU....right here!! (full quote)
24986 1) Are you alone? 2) Tonight? 3) Is your wife a jealous woman, Mr. Lomax? Oh dear.....I'm gonna scare you away... (full quote)
24986 Are we negotiating.......? Always.... (full quote)
24986 Kevin, I never see you anymore....and now that you got this big case coming it's only going to get worse. (full quote)
24986 1) Let me tell you about New York...2) Let me guess 3) Fallen, fallen, is Babylon the great. It has become a dwelling place of demons. Revelation 18. Wouldn't hurt you to look it over. 4) Couldn't forget it even if I try 5) Oh really? And what happen to Babylon? (full quote)
24986 It's your wife, man! She's sick, she needs you... she's got to come first. Ah, wait a minute, wait a minute. You mean the possibility of leaving this case has never even entered you mind? (full quote)
24986 1) In the bible, we loose dad.. 2) Consider the source. (full quote)
24986 I told Kevin the only thing worse than having no father was having mine... (full quote)
  where does he fuck? EVERYwhere! (full quote)
  (John Milton:)Who are you carrying all those bricks for anyways? God? Is that it...God? Well I tell ya, let me give you a little inside information about God. God like to watch...He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man...INSTINCTS! He give you this extraordinary gift and then what does he do, I swear for his own amusement, his own private, cosmic, GAG REEL! He sets the rules in opposition. It’s the goof of all time. LOOK, but don't touch...TOUCH, but don't taste...TASTE, don't swallow. HAHA! And while you're jumping from one foot to the next, what is he doing??? He's laughing his sick FCKING ASS OFF! HE'S A TIGHT ASS, HE'S A SADIST!!! HE'S AN ABSANTEE LANDLORD! WORSHIP THAT...NEVER. (Kevin Lomax:)Better to reign in hell than serve in Heaven,is that it? (John Milton:) Why not? I'm here on the ground with my nose in it since the whole thing began! I've nurtured every sensation man has been inspired to have. I cared about what he wanted and I never judged him. WHY? Because I never rejected him, in spite of all his imperfections...I'M A FAN OF MAN!! I'm a humanist...I rest my case. (full quote)
24986 If you could believe it I'm actually looking forward to have your mother come to visit. (full quote)
KoolKatt 'Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man INSTINCTS! He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste! Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha! And when you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' head off. He's a tight-ass! He's a sadist! He's an absentee landlord. Worship THAT? NEVER!' (full quote)
KoolKatt 'Better to rain in Hell than serve in Heaven, is that it?' 'Why not? I've been here on the ground with my nose in it since the whole thing began! I've nurtured every sensation man has been inspired to have. I cared about what he wanted and I never judged him. WHY? Because I never rejected him, in spite of all his imperfections...I'M A FAMINEN! I'm a humanist.' (full quote)
KoolKatt 'free will, it is a bitch.' (full quote)
19210 This is the first time since I was 13 years old that I don't have a job...or two. (full quote)
19210 Three bedrooms...you know what that means! Babies! (full quote)
19210 Are you really this good? (full quote)
19210 Yeah, let's go back to Gainesville. You can go back to scrounging for cases and I can go back to repossessing cars and maybe, just maybe, if we kill ourselves, in five years we'll be able to afford a baby and a weekend shack at Gulf Shores. Are you shittin' me?! (full quote)
Crash Vanity, it's my favorite sin. (full quote)
  Vanity,definitely my favourite sin (full quote)
33501 It's my time now! (full quote)
  Guilt, it's like a bag of fuckin bricks...all you have to do is set it down. (full quote)
35483 I'm a fan of man (full quote)
35354 On a scale of one to ten...ten being the most depraved act of sexual theater known to man...one being your Friday night run through at the Lomaxe's household..not to be immodest..Mary Ann and I got it on at about...Seven! (full quote)
  I'm a fan of man. (full quote)
24986 (1) I DON'T LOSE, I WIN! I'M A LAWYER THAT'S what I DO! (2) I rest my case. (full quote)
16093 I'm the hand up Mona Lisa's skirt. I'm a surprise, Kevin. They don't see me coming: that's what you're missing. (full quote)
  Eddie Barzoon, Eddie Barzoon—Haaa Awww I nursed him through 2 divorces, a cocaine rehab, and a pregnant receptionist! Haaa God’s Creature right? God’s special creature? Haaaaa….. and I warned him Kevin, I warned him every step of the way. Watching him bounce around like a fucking game, like a wind up toy, like 250 pounds of self serving GREED on wheels. The next 1000 years is right around the corner Kevin, and Eddie Barzoon, take a good look, because he’s the poster child for the next millennium. These people, it’s no mystery where they come from. You, sharpen the human appetite to where it can split atoms with its desire, you build egos the size of cathedrals, fiber optically connect the world to every eager impulse, grease even the dullest dreams, with these dollar green gold plated fantasy’s, until every human becomes an inspiring emperor, becomes his own God! Where do we go from there? And as we are scrambling from one deal to the next, who’s got his eye on the planet? As the air thickens, the water sours, even the Bee’s honey takes on the metallic taste of radioactivity, and it just keeps coming, faster and faster, there is no chance to think, to prepare, its buy futures, sell futures, when there is no future!!! We got a run away train boy, we got a billion Eddie Barzoons all jogging into the future, every one of them getting ready to fist fuck Gods ex-planet, lick their fingers clean, as they reach out to their pristine cybernetic keyboards to total up their fuckin’ billable hours. And then it hits home! You gotta pay your own way Eddie, it’s a little late in the game to buy out now! Your Bellys too full, your dick is soar, your eyes are bloodshot, and you’re screaming for someone to help! But guess what? There’s no one there! Your all alone Eddie, your Gods special little creature. Maybe its true, maybe God threw the dice once too often, maybe he let us all (full quote)
38628A Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven, is that it? Why not? I'm here on the ground with my nose in it since the whole thing began. I've nurtured every sensation man's been inspired to have. I cared about what he wanted and I never judged him. Why? Because I never rejected him, in spite of all his imperfections. I'm a fan of man! I'm a humanist. Maybe the last humanist. (full quote)
38628A Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off. He's a tight-ass. He's a sadist. He's an absentee landlord. Worship that? Never. (full quote)
38628A Vanity, definitely my favorite sin. (full quote)
  Person 1 where does he sleep? Person 2 Who says he sleeps. Person 1 But where does he fuck? Person 3 EVERwhere!!! (full quote)
MusicMan Guilt, is like a bag of fuckin bricks, all you gotta do....is set it down! (full quote)
MusicMan Are we negotiating? ALWAYS! (full quote)
  1. where does he fuck?
2. EVERYwhere!!!!!!! (full quote)
seksydevil Vanity, definately my favorite sin. (full quote)
Turkish I'm a FAN A MAN!!!...I'm a humanist..probably the last humanist. (full quote)
Turkish What does he do? I swear for his own amusement, for his own cosmic GAG REEL, He sets the rules. Look, but don't touch...touch, but don't taste...Taste, don't swallow.... Hah (full quote)