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I hate to see you go.....but I love to watch you leave!
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| 4520 |
oooeee... what a predicament!
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| ProKiller |
When I get out of here, I'm going to have you fired.
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| 4358 |
Can somebody please tell me what planet I'm on!
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| 5039 |
Fuck you-- you watch your fucking mouth
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If I were to send you flowers where would I address.... no wait. Let me rephrase that. If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?
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I can eat a peach for hours...
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| 3186 |
In order to trap him, he must become him.
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| 5525 |
He's not your father honey, listen to my voice... I'M YOUR FATHER!!!!!
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| 5525 |
Take care of our boy. Love him so much. Don't let him grow up to be like us, promise?
Yeah.
See ya.
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| 5616 |
Oooooee your good lookin'! Your hot! Its like looking in a mirror only not. Troy?? Now that, is between us, OK? But you were i...i...in a coma? Nothing like having your face cut off to disturb your sleep, read the newspaper lately? You killed him? Ya well, beats payin' the bill, like come on, if a face lift costs five grand...see anything you like?? TITO!! I torched all the evidence that proves your you, ok sooo....WOW!! Looks like you are going to be in here for...THE NEXT HUNDRED YEARS!! Now, I have got to go...I've got a goverment job to abuse and....a lonely wife to fuck.Oh, I'm sorry...make love to!
GOD, I miss that face!
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| 5713 |
That's what these guys are for - to hide our famous faces.
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1) why did he jump me anyway? 2) u had a sex sandwich with his wife and sister the night he was sentenced.
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| 7598 |
what the fuck are you doing?!
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| 7937 |
I could eat a peach for hours.
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| 7937 |
Well, I've gotta go. I've got a government job to abuse, and a lonely wife to fuck.
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No more drugs for that man!
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| 1250 |
I can't decide what I hate wearing more - your weight, or this ridiculous chin!
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| 1250 |
Touché!
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| 641 |
Let's go. Let's go. I'm bored. Let's go.
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| 8545 |
I could eat a peach for hours
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| 8911 |
It's like looking in a mirror...only not.
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| 8920 |
ooohweeee you good looking
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| 10498 |
Dress up like Halloween and ghouls will try to get in your pant...thats typical dad some guys try to rape me and you blame me.
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| 9982 |
Castor: Lies, deceit, mixed messages...this is turning into a real marriage
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| 9982 |
Castor: You'll be seeing a lot of changes around here. Papa's got a brand new bag.
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| 9982 |
Castor: Isn't this religious, ah yes. The eternal struggle between good and evil, saint and sinners...but you are still not having any fun!
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| pagese |
The ultimate battle netween good and evil and your still not having any fun.
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| pagese |
1)Sasha, honey. I'm Castor. He's Archer. 2) And I'm bored!
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| 2686 |
You want to take his face off?? NO more DRUGS...FOR THAT MAN!
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| 11007 |
(1) what do you want from me (2) TAKE ONE GAD DAMN GUESS
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| 11007 |
NO more DRUGS FOR THAT MAN
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Peach, I could eat a peach for hours...
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| 11822 |
Were gonna find Sean Archer and take his face off. You wanna take his face off? Thats Right... We're gonna take his face... off Nose...Eyes...Skin...Its all comin off Ok no more drugs for that man.
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| 11007 |
no more drugs for that man
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| 12076 |
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to use the little boys wee wee room.
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| 12153 |
Hey Sean, how's your dead son?
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| 12153 |
(1)Do you have protection?
(2)You mean, c-c-condoms?
[Pulls out knife.]
(1)Protection
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| 12153 |
We are a covert anti-terrorist team that is so secret, when we snap our fingers NOTHING HAPPENS!
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| 12153 |
No daughter of mine shoots that wide.
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| 12153 |
Daddy, I'm sorry I shot you.
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| 12153 |
Castor Troy: Hello? This is Sean Archer.
Sean Archer: Well, if you are Sean Archer, then I must be Castor Troy.
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| 12153 |
Castor Troy: You're not the only one in the family with the brains.
Pollux Troy: No, although now I am the only one with the looks.
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Interception, now our side's got the ball.
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| 12776 |
Watch your fucking mouth!!!
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| 12481 |
It's like looking in a mirror....only not.
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| 13331 |
WOOOOWEEEE you good lookin'! You're hot!
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| 13331 |
You'll be seeing a lot of changes around here. Papa's got a brand new bag. OWWW!!
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| 14016 |
now let's see what's in papa's bag! ...peaches
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| 15116 |
Guess what...'cause i don't give a
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| 15116 |
Guess what...'cause i don't give a f*uck
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if i were to send you flowers, where would i....hmmm, let me rephrase that. If i were to let you suck my tongue...would you be grateful?
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MY face ICHES
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oooooooooh wee you good lookin', ya hot
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It's beautiful. It belongs in the Leuve.
-Oh well, I guess the LA Convention Center will have to do.
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| 18406 |
Castor troy: see? you're not the only one in the family with the brains. Pollux troy: yes but now i am the only one with the looks! Castor troy: touche
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| 18406 |
castor troy: your son was an accident i was trying to kill you, but you took it so personally.
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| sjg1983 |
Well if you're Sean Archer, I must be Castor Troy
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FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! Calm down Sean!
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| 24986 |
Well it was a matter of time before you forgot where we live.
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| 1ajas |
Hello, Doctor. I hope you don't mind: I took a few of your groovy painkillers. I'm just enjoying some of your greatest hits here. Oh God, this is excellent. Oh, bravo. Bra-fucking-vo
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| 1ajas |
Hey Sean, how's your dead son?
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| 1ajas |
Hey Sean, how's your dead son?
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| 1ajas |
We are a covert anti-terrorist team that is so secret, when we snap our fingers NOTHING HAPPENS!
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| 1ajas |
I want to take his face... off. Eyes, nose, skin, teeth. It's coming off!
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| 1ajas |
Y'know, I could eat a peach for hours.
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| 1ajas |
If I were to send you flowers where would I... no, let me rephrase that. If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?
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| 26593 |
...you can brand the Fourth Amendment on my butt
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| princesstigereyes |
If I let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?
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| 14310 |
Bra-fucking-vo!
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Hehehe Hahaa... Wheeeee! Haha! what a predicament! Hehehehehaha!
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| KoolKatt |
'Isn't this religious, ah yes. The eternal struggle between good and evil, saint and sinners...but you are still not having any fun!'
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| JenniferJayde |
If I let you suck on my tongue, would you be grateful?
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| 1ajas |
If I were to send you flowers where would I address.... no wait. Let me rephrase that. If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?
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why couldnt you just let it go
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what's the matter with you? You look like you just fucked your mother.
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Castor Troy: Im scared shawny
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Castor troy: Im ready ready for the big ride baby.
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Please, someone please tell me what planet I'm on?
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I have something, uh, I want to confess. And I don't think you're gonna like it. I am Castor Troy.
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I don't know what I hate wearing worse: your face or your body. I mean, I enjoy boning your wife, but, uh, well, let's face it, we both like it better the other way, yes? So why don't we just trade back?
- You con't give back what you've taken from me.
- Oh, well. Plan B. Let's just kill each other.
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- Okay, say you're sorry.
- I'm sorry!
- I didn't hear it.
- I'm sorry!!
- Men it.
- I'm so sorry!!!
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You are now the property of Erewhon Prison, a citizen of nowhere. The Geneva Convention is void here. Amnesty international doesn't know we exist. When I say your ass belongs to me, I mean exactly that.
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I wish they'd play some of those salmon spawning scenes again. I found them intensely erotic.
- Fuckin' nature channel.
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Look at this place. I'm in hell. I may never get a hard-on again.
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- So how was your vital assignment?
- Which one was that?
- How should I know, Sean?
- Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yes. The, um-- the out of body experience. Yes, that one.
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- The plot thickens.
- Hang on a second. I'll have to call you back. You're not respecting my boundaries.
- I'm coming in, Janie.
- Janie?
- I don't think you heard me, Jamie. You got something that I crave.
- Clarissa left those here.
- Well, I won't tell Mom if you don't.
- When did you start smoking?
- You'll be seeing a lot of changes around here. Papa's got a brand new bag. Ow!
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- Sir, we just wanted you to know...
- We're all really sorry about Tito.
- Oh, hey, shit happens, you know?
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- You're supposed to be snitching and making me look good.
- Look good?
- Mm-hmm.
- Seeing that face on you makes me afraid my tiramisu might come back up.
- Well, think about me. This nose. This hair. This ridiculous chin. Brother, we're going straight.
- Oh, my goodness. Did you exchange brains as well?
- The first thing I need you to confess to is the location of the bomb.
- What about our $10 million?
- What about when I become an American hero for defusing the bomb? What's that worth? Know that. Thank you. Next question.
- You're not the only one in the family with the brains.
- No. Although now I am the only one with the looks.
- Touché.
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you're not having fun are you sean? join the terrorist side, blow shit up, it's more fun!!
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CASTOR: Just stay away from downtown on the 15th, cause it's gonna be a little SSMOGGY!
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Sean Archer: Any news from the L.A.P.D. intelligence?...if there is such a thing.
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Tito: Sean.
Sean: what...?
Tito: These guys need a break.
Sean: WE'LL TAKE A BREAK, WHEN THE CASE BREAKS...
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I live in a giant bucket
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If I put my tongue into your mouth,will you feel honored?
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you you you trust that billion dollar satalite alright ill trust a ten dollar snitch at this point!
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god damnit sean dont play chicken wit the god damn jet!!!
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| 36154 |
See anything you like (shows ring finger)
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| 10929 |
Over the rainbow.
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| 41655 |
You're not having any fun. TRY some international terrorism for hire. BLOW some shit up. I'ts fun!!!
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*Castor to undercover FBI Agent* If I were to send you flowers where would I-ah, ha, no. Let me rephrase. If I were to let - you suck - my tongue, would you be greatful?
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Castor/Archer: Interception, now our side's got the ball. Sorry.
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Castor/Archer: (drives past house while eve is looking confused)Oh..yes..(immediatley stops car and backs up)
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| anne benoit |
If I didn't love you so damn much I'd have to kill you bro
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Peach...I could eat a peach for hours.
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| KB |
CT:Well, I've gotta go. I've got a government job to abuse, and a lonely wife to fuck
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| KB |
CT:It's like looking in a mirror, only...not
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| KB |
CT:If I were to send you flowers where would I... no, let me rephrase that. If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?
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