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Fathers' Day - 1997 Movie Quotes

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6408 one time, i shaved all the hair off my head and glued it to my ass. (full quote)
6408 One time, I shaved all the hair off my head and glued it to my ass (full quote)
  Dale: Yo Scotty! How ya doin' (full quote)
  Dale: Yo Scotty! How ya doin' (full quote)
  You head-butted him? How Joe Pesci of you. whattya gonna do next, run her tits through the Visa-machine? (full quote)
  Take photography. Sex-tra credit. (full quote) your old man...your probebly wondering why your middle name is rainbow. (full quote)
  Jack: You're a tragic hero. You're... you're Lou Gehrig. Dale: Who? Jack: Lou Gehrig. Everybody knows Lou Gehrig. The baseball player! He died of Lou Gehrig's Disease. Dale: Wow! what are the odds on that? (full quote)
10929 --Jack, look at this. --It's money. I remember it from when I was single. (full quote)
10929 --Why are you doing this? --We're your fathers. (full quote)
10929 --Gentlemen, haven't we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love. --No, all we need is money, Mate. (full quote)
10929 --I feel like such a loser. --Come on, Scott, you're still young. Being a true loser takes years of inaptitude. (full quote)