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| 4687 |
what the hell am I supposed to do with an empty case???
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| 4687 |
<1> See the snake, billy. Be sure to get the snake. <2> I got your snake.
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i only know 2 languages, english and bad english
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| 5267 |
If it's a war they want, it's a war they'll get!
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| 5267 |
Hand over the stones!
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| 4851 |
1)Sir, are you classified as human? 2)uh negative. I am a meat popsicle.
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| 5172 |
What's wrong with you?! What you screaming for?! Every five minutes there's somethin', it's a bomb or somethin'! I'm leavin'!
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| 5172 |
freeze those knees, my chickadees!
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| 5172 |
(1)You asked for a case, we brought you a case.
(2)A case with four stones in it! Not one, or two, or three, but four! Four stones! what the Hell am I supposed to do with an empty case?!
(1)We are warriors, not merchants.
(2)But, you can still count! Look, it's easy. Look at my fingers.
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| 5887 |
*flips off security cam* SMOKE YOU!!!!
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| 4066 |
Voila: the ZF-1. It's light. Handle's adjustable for easy carrying; good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into 4 parts, undetectable by x-ray; ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Three thousand round clip with bursts of 3 to 300. With the Replay button (another Zorg invention) it's even easier. One shot, and Replay sends every following shot to the same location. And to finish the job, all the Zorg oldies but goldies. Rocket launcher. Arrow launcher, with explodin' and poisonous gas heads. Very practical. Our famous net launcher. The ALWAYS efficient flame-thrower. My favorite. And for the Grand Finale, the all new Ice Cube System!
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| 5983 |
1)Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass. Mul-ti-pass. 2)Yeah, this is my wife, Leelo. 1)Mul-ti-pass. 2)Newlywed, just married. 1)Mul-ti-pass. 2)Yes, she knows it's a multipass! Anyways, we're in love.
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| 7074 |
*He shoots the Mangalore from point blank range*
-Think he's gonna be OK?
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| 7542 |
gi' me the cash
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| 7542 |
you keep it.... I don't need it
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| 7542 |
1)nice hat 2)you like it
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| 7539 |
Big bada boom
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| 7539 |
good chicken. (Leeloo)
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| 7987 |
1:Corbin Dallas! Here he is ladies and gentleman, the one and only winner of the Gemeni Croquet contest! This boy is fueled, like fire, so start melting ladies, 'cause the boy is hotter than hot; he's hot! Hot! Hot! Right size, right build, right head, right on (voice: Right on!) Right on, right on! And he's got something to say to those fifty billion pair of ears out there! Pop it, D-man!
2: uh...Hi.
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| Shadrach |
Anybody else want to negotiate?
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| 7900 |
it's 7:00 time for the news this is Ruby Rhod saying good bye ((end transmisson)) thats the best show I ever did
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| 10158 |
Listen she said something that i didn't understand, well i didn't understand any of it, what does ecto gamat mean?
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| 8781 |
multipass!
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| 10621 |
Where are all your inventions now? You're whole empire comes crashing down because of one little cherry
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| 11289 |
Bada boom... yes, bada boom...big bada boom big
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I'd like to take a few pictures.....for the archives.
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| 11289 |
This woman is mankind's most precious possession, she's...perfect.
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| 11289 |
Corbin! Corbin, my man ! I have no fire, I have no matches, I just quit smokin'.
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| 7074 |
Corbin, I think mine is broken...why i gotta get the broken one?...
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| 7074 |
I've had enough good news for one day. First my wife called, telling me she's leaving. Then my lawyer called, telling me HE'S leaving...with my wife.
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| MaggieForMargaret |
multi-pass...Leeloo, multi-pass.
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| 11882 |
man whats wrong with you i can't take all this all the yelling and bombs! Bzzz iam goin home hell with all ya!
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| 1212 |
Look, I only speak two languages. English and Bad English.
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(On phone) 1. Hey dog-breath, it's *name*. 2. Hi sweetie. 1. I love you too Major. 2. I was talking to the cat.
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| 12153 |
(1)there's a ball of fire 1,200 miles in diameter heading straight for the earth. and we have no idea how to stop it! ...that's the problem.
(2)how much time before the collision?
(3)if its speed remains constant... in an hour and 57 minutes.
(2)i'll call you back in two hours.
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| 12153 |
(1)everything you create, you use to destroy.
(2)yeah, we call it human nature.
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I give my smile to everyone but I give my heart to only one. (LeeLoo)
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-corbin- because...-priest- tell her corbin...-corbin- because i love you...*leeloo cries*
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they're not...*making hand gestures* ready yet. they need...five more minutes...
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| 12539 |
(Corbin) Ive seen you twice today and each time you ended up in my arms. (Cornelious) Uhhhh uhhhhhh (Corbin) Whats that? (Leelo) Cornelious.....autowash.
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| 11689 |
#1Ladies and gentleman, it is now 7pm time for the news. See you tomorrow for a new adventure. (VOICE OVER) End transmission. #1 That was the best show I ever did.
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| 11689 |
There's a ball fo fire 1200 miles in diameter heading to Earth at the speed of light.
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| 11689 |
what's the use of saving life when you see what you do with it?
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| 13790 |
Aknot, is that you? What an ugly face, take it off, thats better...dont be ashamed of you you are, your warriors, be pround. So what is the federal government scatters your people to the wind, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, your time for revenge is at hand, viola The ZF1...
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| 13790 |
1.Ugh! 2.what? 1. I just found an old picture of you. 2. How do I look? 1. Like shit! 2. Must be an old picture.
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| 13790 |
Bring me the preist
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| 14186 |
don't get me wrong, i'm all for conversation, but maybe you could just SHUT UP FOR A MINUTE!!
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I guess we got lucky. They don't chase you after a mile, they don't chase you at all....(Sirens)...Maybe it was 2 miles...
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*sigh*....I shouldn't 've kissed her.
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| 17692 |
1)Sir, are you classified as human? 2)Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
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| 13284 |
1. Korben, what's this thing with all these numbers? 2. It's a- It's a- It's a- 1. No, cause if this was a bomb, the alarm would go off cause all these hotels have bomb detectors.(alarm goes off)
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1. multi-pass! multi-pass! 2. Alright, alright, she knows it's a multipass!
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| 19580 |
Yeah! Well, Mr. Perfect better be nice, or else I turn him into catfood.
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| 19580 |
If you want us to let you out, you're going to have to work on those communication skills.
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| 22540 |
Aziz, Light! (BRIGHT LIGHTS) Much better, thank you Aziz...
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| 22540 |
Ooooh that is bad luck! But grandfather say...it never rain every day! This is good news - guarantee! Hey! I bet you lunch.
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| 22540 |
Mmm, good philosophy. See good in bad - I like...
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| 22540 |
Sir, would you please put your hands inside the yellow circles?
(finger) SMOKE YOU!
Wrong answer....
(Bang!) AHHHHHHHH!
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| 22540 |
Prepare for our arrival, my son. I go to face my destiny...
Ughh.... I don't wanna go to Egypt!
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| 22540 |
Good morning sweetie.
Well hello to you too major but you haven't called me that since basic training.
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| MaggieForMargaret |
Evil begets evil. Shooting it only makes it stronger.
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| 23472 |
You're the nastiest dirtbag I know in this stinking city!
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| 23472 |
Chicken...good!
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| 24366 |
Aziz....LIGHT!!
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| 24366 |
The stones are....in me.
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| 22540 |
Hey, fire Mon!(smokin doobie) Hey we need some fire down in here!(Plane is burned out) Thank ya very much!
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| 18939 |
a case with four stones in it not one or two or three, four, four stones, what am i supposed to do with an empty case?
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| woody |
No, NO. I've never felt this way before...........with..........a human.
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| woody |
(Telephone rings) 1) Hello. 2) You miserable bastard! I never should have pushed you out. I was in labour for days. 1) Mom?
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| woody |
1) Sir, are you classified as human?
2) Uhh, Negative. I am a Meat Popsicle.
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all oidies but goaties
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Priest: It's a...It's a...It's a...
Ruben: No no no, cause if it was a bomb then all the alarms would go off cause all the rooms in this hotel have bomb alarms *alarms go off*
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| 29008 |
life, which you so nobly serve, comes from destruction, disorder, and chaos.
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| jannigogolak |
Time is of no importance, only life is important.
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| 29008 |
No no no no no no. If it were a bomb, wouldn't we be hearing the alarms? All these hotels have bomb detectors.
[The alarms sound]
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| 29008 |
Anticipation denotes intelligence.
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| 29008 |
Woman: Everything you create, you use to destroy.
Man: Yeah, we call it human nature.
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| 7254 |
listen honey, I only speak two languages. english and bad english
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| jannigogolak |
money is of no importance. I want stones!
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| jannigogolak |
I will be among you soon.
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| jannigogolak |
Zorg: I know this music, lets change the beat.
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| jannigogolak |
She's more fragile than she seems, she needs your help, and your love.
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| jannigogolak |
She is... for lack of a better word... perfect.
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| jannigogolak |
1-Corbin what do I do?
2-If he moves, squeeze the trigger.
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| jannigogolak |
Don't worry sir, I know my men, he'll calm things down [camera moves on 3 aliens being shot then to Corbin firing away]
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| jannigogolak |
Don't shoot! I'm not armed! I'm on vacation... i won a... a contest.
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| jannigogolak |
1-I'm sending somebody in to negotiate!
2-[shoots the leader in the head] Anybody else wanna negotiate?
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| jannigogolak |
Protect life... till death
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I`m screwed
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| 3225 |
Is that your idea of a discreet operation?
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| 3225 |
1) We're sending in somebody to negotiate *BANG* 2) Anyone else wanna negotiate 1) Where did he learn to negotiate like that? 3) I wonder.
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| 3225 |
1) Sorry we have to resort to these tactics Mr. Willis 2) Dallas 1) Er, Dallas
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| 3225 |
GIMME THE CASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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| 3225 |
A perfect replica of the old opera house...but who cares?!
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| 3225 |
1) First message was from my wife telling me she was leaving. Second message was from my lawyer telling me he was leaving with my wife. 1) That is bad luck but this is good news...I bet you lunch...come on...You are fired!...oh I'm sorry 2) At least I won lunch 1) good philosophy
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| 3225 |
1) Mrs. Dallas this is the president on behalf--- 2) Oh please that doesnt' even sound like him. The President's an idiot and you don't sound like an idiot
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| 5240 |
1. Ugh.(looks at pic) 2. what? 1. Just found a picture of you. 2. Yeah, how do I look? 1. Like shit! 2. Oh, must be an old picture.
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| 23438 |
The Professor: See the snake, Billy. The ultimate evil, make sure you get the snake.
Billy: Yes, I’ve got your snakes. I’ve got all the snakes. So when is this ‘snake-act’ supposed to occur?
The Professor: Uh, well. Eh, if this is the five and this is the one. (mumbles to himself) Every five thousand years.
Billy: So, I’ve got some time then.
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| 23438 |
Corben: (answering his phone) Yes?
Finger: Hey dog breath, Finger here.
Corben: Hi sweetie.
Finger: I love you too major, but you haven’t called me that since basic training.
Corben: I was talking to the cat.
Finger: Oh yeah, I remember you still prefer your cat to the real thing.
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| 23438 |
Female Cop: All units assist in pursuit of yellow cab, level 10.
Grumpy Cop: Unit 47, we’re on the way… soon as we finish lunch.
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| 23438 |
Corben: Look lady. I only speak two languages, English and bad English. Don’t get me wrong; I’m all for conversation, but maybe you could just shut up for a minute!
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| 23438 |
Corben: And you, ah, what is your name? (points at himself) Corben- (points towards Lelo)
Lelo: Illumin-al-igator-balla-mina-chai-hecbate-sabbot.
Corben: Good. That’s… that whole things your name, huh?
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| 23438 |
Zorg: This… this case is empty!
Lelo: Hahahahahahaha.
Cornelius: what do you mean empty?
Zorg: Empty, the opposite of full.
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| 23438 |
Corben: (answering the phone) Hello?
Corben’s Mum: Corben, sweetheart, you got broken fingers, you can’t punch my number?
Corben: Hi Mum.
Corben’s Mum: Seventeen messages, and don’t tell me your machine is broken again. These things are good for one thousand years.
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| 23438 |
Police Officer: Sir, are you classified as Human?
Corben: Ah, negative. I am a meat Popsicle.
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| 23438 |
Flight Hostess: Mr Rod?!
Ruby: Whahhhht?
Flight Hostess: your gonna have to assume your individual position.
Ruby: I don’t want one position. I want all positions!
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| 23438 |
Ruby: Na, na, I swear! I’ve never felt this way before… with a Human.
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| 23438 |
Corben’s Mum: You miserable bastard. I never should have pushed you out.
Corben: Ma?
Corben’s Mum: I was in labour for days and this is how you repay me? I should have just gotten a robot.
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| 23438 |
Lelo: Humans act so strange.
Corben: what do you mean?
Lelo: Everything you create is used to destroy.
Corben: Yeah, we call it ‘human nature’.
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| 23438 |
Ruby: Arghh! What’s wrong with you?! What you screaming for?! Every five minutes there’s something, there’s a bomb or something! I’m leaving… Bzzzzzz! (walks off in a huff)
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| 24636 |
what the hell am I supposed to do with an emp-ty case?!
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lokk I'm all for a converstion but can you just shut up!
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Wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-what is that?
It's a- It's a- It's a- It's a- It's a-
n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no no, because if it was a bomb... (the alarms go off and Ruby Rod squeals)
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multi pass...see multi pass
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roar
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| 40905 |
1.Moolti-Pass. Moolti-Pass. 2.(snatching pass away)Yeah, she knows it's a multi-pass.
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A real killer when he picked up the ZF-1 would have immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun
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| 42909 |
Korben: what does *akto gamat* mean?
Cornelius: Ne- ...noth- ...never w-without my permission.
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| 43203 |
Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
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1) and you whats your name (motions to self) Corbin... (points to her)
2) Leeloo minala minatcha menalai egbot decibot
3) that whole thing is your name huh? what about a shorter name not yaddayada eoooh (motions short with fingers) corbin---
4) Leeloo
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Senoacta Gamat!
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[Demonstrating a weapon.]
Zorg: Voila: the ZF-1. It's light. Handle's adjustable for easy carrying; good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into 4 parts, undetectable by x-ray; ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Three thousand round clip with bursts of 3 to 300. With the Replay button (another Zorg invention) it's even easier. One shot, and Replay sends every following shot to the same location. And to finish the job, all the Zorg oldies but goldies. Rocket launcher. Arrow launcher, with explodin' and poisonous gas heads. Very practical. Our famous net launcher. The ALWAYS efficient flame-thrower. My favorite. And for the Grand Finale, the all new Ice Cube System!
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| 44813 |
DJ Ruby Rhod: WHat the hell are you screamin' for? Every thirty seconds there's a bomb or somethin'! I'm leavin! bzzzz!
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| 44813 |
Leeloo: Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass. Mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas: Yeah, this is my wife, Leelo.
Leeloo: Mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas: Newlywed, just married.
Leeloo: Mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas: Yes, she knows it's a multipass! Anyways, we're in love.
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| 44813 |
[Father Cornelius and Ruby Rhod see the bomb stuck to the door]
Cornelius: It's a - it's a - it's a - it's a - it's a - it's a -
Ruby Rhod: No no no no no no. If it were a bomb, wouldn't we be hearing the alarms? All these hotels have bomb detectors.
[The alarms sound]
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| 44813 |
Zorg: This case is empty.
Cornelius: what?
Zorg: Empty. The opposite of full. This case is supposed to be full!
Aknot: You asked for a case. We brought you a case.
Zorg: A case with four stones in it! what the hell am I supposed to do with an empty case?
Aknot: We are warriors, not merchants.
Zorg: But you can still count!
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| 44813 |
Leeloo: Everything you create, you use to destroy.
Korben Dallas: Yeah, we call it human nature.
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| 44813 |
Police: Are you classified as human?
Dallas: No, I am a meat popsicle.
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| 44813 |
Ruby Rhod: What was that honey? It was bad! It had no fire, no energy, no nothing! So tomorrow from 5 to 7 will you PLEASE act like you have more than a two word vocabulary! It must be green!
Korben Dallas: Can I talk to you for a second? [Throws Ruby up against a wall] I didn't come here to play poom-bow on the radio. So tomorrow from 5 to 7 your gonna give yourself a hand, green?
Ruby Rhod: Supergreen.
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| 44813 |
Zorg: Voila: the ZF-1. It's light. Handle's adjustable for easy carrying; good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into 4 parts, undetectable by x-ray; ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Three thousand round clip with bursts of 3 to 300. With the Replay button (another Zorg invention) it's even easier. One shot, and Replay sends every following shot to the same location. And to finish the job, all the Zorg oldies but goldies. Rocket launcher. Arrow launcher, with explodin' and poisonous gas heads. Very practical. Our famous net launcher. The ALWAYS efficient flame-thrower. My favorite. And for the Grand Finale, the all new Ice Cube System!
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| 48700 |
Chickeeen...Gooood.
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If you want something done, do it yourself. Yep!
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| goochman |
Anybody else wanna negotiate?
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| karaokejunki |
Sir, are you classified as human?
Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
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| jenn285 |
Whats the matter with you!! What you screaming for!! Thats it I'm out of here.
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