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Full Monty, The - 1997 Movie Quotes

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734 I've got a degree in ass-wigglin', mate. (full quote)
734 Listen you, we just saved your fuckin' life, so don't tell us we're not your mates, all right? (full quote)
4858 your willy?! MY willy! (full quote)
3185 1) You all waitin' for me then? 2) Yeah, to go home. 1) Well, you know where to find me when you're tired of lookin' at these poofs. (full quote)
8900 Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream there is not. (full quote)
9869 Nobody told us about the full monty... (full quote)
9869 ...flashy tits! (full quote)
11289 I'd just as soon run you down as look at you. (full quote)
11289 Gentlemen, the eagle has landed. (full quote)
11289 I'm not a chicken drumstick Gerald. (full quote)
11289 Gentlemen, the lunchbox has landed. (full quote)
12160 if you need a fat bastard cream, there is no (full quote)
12538 nowt as queer as folk (full quote)
  Gaz: God is there anyone I don't get bollocked by? Nathan: OUT! (full quote)
  Hey whats this? I didnt go on the nick in asda for some chuffing women's DIY video! (full quote)
16323 God is there anyone I dont get bollocked by?? (full quote)
16323 1) You're not still on about this chippendale lark are you? 2) A Yorkshire version. If them buggers can we bloody can. 1) You cant dance! 2) We know! Why d'you think we've been trailing you all over Sheffield?? 1) Its not my sort of dancing though, its all ass wiggling and that. 2) I've got a degree in ass wiggling mate. (full quote)
16323 That were crap! (full quote)
16323 1) I try dieting. I do try! Seems I've spent most of me fuckin life on a diet. The less I eat the fatter I get. 2) So stuff yourself and get thin! 3) Ah shut up saggy tits! (full quote)
16323 1) So. You dont sing? 2) No. 1) You dont dance? 2) No. 1) I hope you dont think I'm being nosy, but what do you do? 2) Well, there is...this. 1) Gentlemen...the lunchbox has landed! 3) Chuffin nora!! (full quote)
16323 1) Hey up theres someone coming. 2) Alright? 1) Aye, not so bad. 3) Not so bad? NOT SO BAD! Thats not much of a chuffin s.o.s is it?! (full quote)
16323 Put down and piss off! (full quote)
Mombasa Folks don't laugh so loud when you've a grand in your back pocket. (full quote)
16323 hey whats this? i didnt go on the nick in asda for some chuffin womens DIY video! (full quote)
dilgerfan Anti fat bastard cream there is none. (full quote)
21100 He's fat and you're thin and you're both fucking ugly! (full quote)
14345 (Talking about ways to commit suicide) 1)Drowning. Now, that's the way to go. 2)I can't swim. (full quote)
10929 We Are Family. (full quote)
JessHays Policeman: Does your daddy always take his clothes off in front of you? Boy: Only when he's rehearsing. (full quote)
  He's too fat, he's to old, and he's a pigeon chested tosser! (full quote)
  The Arsenal offside trap. Lomper 'ere is Tony Adams right? Any bugger looks like scoring, we all step forward in a line and wave our arms around like a fairy. Oh well that's easy. (full quote)
41579 Gentlemen, the lunchbox has landed. (full quote)
  Horse: Where'd you learn to sew? Nathan: Prison. Gaz: Cheers, Nathe! (full quote)
delightfuldelirium Gaz: ten quid and all to watch a fucking puff getting his kit off Dave: times ten quid by a thousand right, and you’ve got… yeah well a lot, a very lot. (full quote)
delightfuldelirium Dave: drowning, now there’s a way to go. Lomper: I can't swim. Gaz: you don’t have to fucking swim you divvy, that’s the whole point! god you’re not very keen are ya! (full quote)
delightfuldelirium Dave: Ah, Hot Chocolate, now we’re talking! Dave and Gaz sing together: I believe in miracles, since you came along, you sexy thing! (full quote)
delightfuldelirium Gerald: fat David, is a feminist issue. Dave: What's that supposed to mean? Gerald: I don't bloody know do I? But it is! (full quote)
delightfuldelirium Dave: Well I just pray they're a bit more understanding than us, that's all. Horse: You what? (full quote)
delightfuldelirium Lomper: I never said owt about her personality, I mean she’s probably quite nice if you get to know her. Dave: No, and they won’t say nowt about your personality neither, which is good cause you’re basically a bastard. (full quote)
delightfuldelirium watching security camera footage with the inspector Gerald: You're always ahead there. Gaz: You're always bloody behind more like! Gerald: Oh bloody... Look, excuse me (to the inspector) can I borrow this for a second (the remote)? Watch. Inspector: He's right. You're ahead. Gaz: Oh go bollocks! (full quote)