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Grosse Pointe Blank - 1997 Movie Quotes


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4119 You're a handsome devil. what's your name? (full quote)
  1) Is there a Mrs. Mysterio 2) No but I have a cat 1) It's not the same 2) It's very independent 1) It? You don't even know what sex it is? 2) I respect it's privacy. (full quote)
4119 POPCORN! (full quote)
469 If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there. (full quote)
4444 If you want a father I'll give you a spanking (full quote)
4444 Don't kill anybody for a few days, see what it feels like (full quote)
4509 1)so is there a mrs. mysterio? 2)No, but i have a cat 1)it's not the same 2)but you don't know my cat, it's very demanding 1)it? you don't know if it's a boy or girl? 2)I respect its privacy (full quote)
4509 1)Do you have a wife in Arkansas? 2)no 1)do you wanna dance? (full quote)
4509 1)torn down in the name of convienence 2)yeah, i brokered the deal..i tried to get a family in there but UltiMart made the best offer 1)well thankyou for profiting off my childhood (full quote)
4509 1)sort of creeped up on you didn't it? 2)no, you drove us here (full quote)
4509 see now i have to be creative in a really interseting way or martin's going to blow my brains out (full quote)
4509 1)you're a fucking psycho 2)Don't rush to judgement on something like that until all the facts are in (full quote)
4509 I'll give you an answer if you give me an airplane (full quote)
4509 Dumb fucking luck (full quote)
4509 do you really believe that there is some stored up conflict that existed between us? there is no us. so who do you wanna hit man? it's not me. (full quote)
4509 so kick back, relax and ponder this. Where are all the good men dead? in the heart, or in the head. (full quote)
4509 what is this i'm feeling? Is it pain? panic? hunger? Am i hungry? Who's hungry? (full quote)
4509 Don't tease me Marcella, you know what i do for a living (full quote)
4509 Some people say forgive and forget. I say forget about forgving and just accept. And get the hell out of town (full quote)
4509 1)what would you like in the omlette? 2)nothing in the omlette, nothing at all 1)well that's not technically an omlette then 2)look, i don't want to get into a semantic argument over it, i just want the protein (full quote)
4509 And don't say do it, because i don't do it, i ingest it. On orders from my neurophysiologist...it's lethal (full quote)
4509 nice talk sugar mouth (full quote)
5218 1. Maartin. where are you? 2. Budapest 1. Ahh, city of cathedrals! (full quote)
5218 where are all the god men dead, in the heart or in the head? (full quote)
3378 You had the Nada Omlette? (full quote)
3378 1) Shoulda brought my gun. 2) what? 1) This should be fun! (full quote)
6885 As a graduate of the class of 1986, you are someone special. Remember: There is nowhere you can go that you haven't learned how to go in time--whatever the hell that means. (full quote)
6885 We could be working together again. Making big money, killing important people. (full quote)
6885 what am I gonna say? 'I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How have you been?' (full quote)
6885 A: How are-how are you? It's good to see you. You look great. How long's it been? Ten years? How long has it been? B: Since you stood me up on prom night and vanished without a word? A: Yeah, ten years I think. (full quote)
6885 A: I work at Kentucky Fried Chicken. B: You do not! A: I sell biscuits and gravy all over the south land. (full quote)
6885 A: You're a fucking psycho. B: Don't rush to judgment on something like that until all the votes are in. (full quote)
6885 I lead a weekend men's group. We specialize in ritual killings. (full quote)
6885 A. So, what have you been doing with your life? B. Um, professional killer. A. Hmmph. Good for you. It's a growth industry. (full quote)
  A: Professional killer B. Do you get dental with that? (full quote)
  Blank: Either I'm in love with your daughter or I've found a new respect for human life. Grosser: He's either in love with that guys daughter or he's found a new respect for human life (full quote)
6954 It's been so long I forgot who gets tied up (full quote)
6954 A. Debbie Radio! B. Bobby Beamer (full quote)
6954 what if your dad comes in? You can give him an airplane. (full quote)
clarkins 1. You're a fu*cking psycho. 2. Doooooooon't rush to judgement... (full quote)
  You can never go home again Dr. Oates, but evidently you can shop there. (full quote)
  If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you... It's broken. (full quote)
  This is me. . .breathing (full quote)
  It's a swift, spiritual kick to the head (full quote)
  Roses? How nice. Let me go put them in some rubbing alcohol. (full quote)
  Ten years. Ten years, man, ten years!!! TEN YEARS!!! (full quote)
  I can't go home again Oatman, but I guess you can shop there. (full quote)
  this is me breathing. (full quote)
  i'm a pet psychologist, i sell couch insurance. i lead a weekend men's group; we speacialize in ritual killings. (full quote)
  my name's martin blank, i'm not married, don't have any kids; and i'll blow your head off if someone paid me enough. (full quote)
  1.shoulda' brought my gun.2.what?1.should be fun! (full quote)
  Debbie radio (full quote)
  Loner, lone gunman, get it? Look at the way I dress. Why don't you become a cop or something -- at least you can have coffee in the morning with friends. (full quote)
  1)when im feeling quiet ,when im feeling blue... 2) can u skip to the end for me 1) ...for a while (full quote)
  How's your life? In progress (full quote)
3605 1) Did you go to your high school reunion? 2) Yes, I did. It was just as if everybody had swelled. (full quote)
3605 A BMW? In Detroit? That's sacrelige! (full quote)
3605 Some people say that you have to forgive and forget. I dunno. I just say forget about forgiving and just accept. (full quote)
3605 1) I was hired to kill you. But I'm not gonna do it. It's either because I'm in love with your daughter or I have a newfound respect for life. 2) That punk's either in love with that guy's daughter or has a newfound respect for life. (full quote)
3605 1) You got any ideas about how you wanna wax this guy? 2) Can't you just say 'kill'? You always gotta romanticize it. (full quote)
3605 1) Martin, I'm emotionally involved with you. 2) How are you emotionally involved with me? 1) I'm afraid of you. 2) You're afraid of me. 1) And that constitutes an emotional involvement, and it would be unethical for me to work with you under those circumstances. (full quote)
3605 1) You don't know my cat. It's very demanding. 2) It? You don't know if it's a boy or a girl? 2) I respect its privacy. (full quote)
3605 1) So what have you been doing with your life. 2) Professional killer. 2) Oh. You get dental with that? (full quote)
3605 1) You know what you need? 2) what? 1) Shakabuku. 2) You wanna tell me what that means? 1) It's a swift, spiritual kick to the head that alters your reality forever. 2) Oh, that'd be good. I think. (full quote)
3605 1) what have you been doing with yourself? 2) Professional killer. 1) Good for you. Growth industry. (full quote)
3605 1) what do you do? 2) I work at Kentucky Fried Chicken. I sell biscuits and gravy all over the Southlands. (full quote)
3605 1) what do you want in your omelet, sir? 2) Nothing in the omelet, nothing at all. 1) Well, that's not technically an omelet. 2) Look, I don't want to get into a semantic argument here, I just want the protein! (full quote)
3605 1) Don't kill anybody for a few days. See how it feels. 2) OK, I'll give it a shot. 1) No, don't shoot! (full quote)
3605 Hi, remember me? I'm not married, I don't have any kids, and I'd blow your head off if someone paid me enough. (full quote)
4943 what am I gonna say? 'I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How have you been?' (full quote)
4943 Hey, if you want a father figure, I'll give you a spanking! (full quote)
clarkins 1. Martin, where are you? 2. Budapest 1. Ah City of Cathedrals... (full quote)
clarkins It's been so long I forgot who gets tied up. (full quote)
7937 Martin: I'm a professional killer. David: Do you have to do post-graduate work for that? (full quote)
8916 1: so, are you married? 2: no, but i have a cat. 1: a cat? 2: you don't know my cat, it's very demanding. 1: it? you don't know if it's a boy or a girl? 2: i respect it's privacy. (full quote)
9072 Hey Jenny Slater. Hey Jenny Slater. Hey Jenny Slater! (full quote)
10929 --This your Beamer? --Yeah. --In Detroit? That's sacrilege! (full quote)
10929 --So, what have you been doing with your life? --Professional killer. --Oh...You get dental with that? (full quote)
10929 --I'm a professional killer. --Do you have to do post-graduate work for that? (full quote)
10929 listen, I got to go. (full quote)
10929 Look, I got to go. (full quote)
10929 I'm drawing a complete...blank. (full quote)
10929 It's not me. (full quote)
10929 I'll give it a shot. (full quote)
10929 555-WGPM. (full quote)
12271 1. Hi. what have you been up to the past 10 years? 2.I killed the president of Perguay with a fork, how have you been? (full quote)
12438 You can never go home, but you can shop there. (full quote)
12438 chatty cathy clip your string...I don't need to hear it! (full quote)
12438 what a piece of work is man-ahh..fuck it. (full quote)
12438 the gods want you to go back home and they want you to delete someone while you're there. (full quote)
12438 its got no brain, its got no blood, its got no anima...it just keeps banging on those meaningless symbols endlessly and going and going and going... (full quote)
12438 i married him to get away...didn't like where I ended up. (full quote)
12438 you can never go home oltman, but you can shop there. (full quote)
12519 MARTIN: Did you go to your high-school reunion? MARcellA: Yes, I did. It was just as if everybody had swelled. (full quote)
beekers #1: You're a fucking psycho #2: Don't rush to judgement on something like that (full quote)
beekers #1: I'll give you an answer if you give me an airplane #2: what if your dad comes in? #1: You can give him one too (full quote)
14285 where are all the good men dead? (full quote)
18267 We could be working together again. Making big money, killing important people. (full quote)
18267 I just find it amusing that you came from somewhere. (full quote)
18267 what am I gonna say? 'I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How have you been? (full quote)
18267 If you love something set it free. If it comes back to you....well, it's broken. (full quote)
18267 I freaked out, joined the army, went into business for myself, I'm a professional killer. (full quote)
Enginjon I Don't see Hollow Point Woundcare on the menu. (full quote)
24580 Some people say forgive and forget. I say forget about forgving and just accept. And get the hell out of town. (full quote)
sugarfalls They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. what am I gonna say? 'I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?' (full quote)
sugarfalls Martin, I'm emotionally involved with you.How are you emotionally involved with me?I'm afraid of you.You're afraid of me. And that constitutes an emotional involvement, and it would be unethical for me to work with you under those circumstances. (full quote)
sugarfalls Hi, remember me? I'm not married, I don't have any kids, and I'd blow your head off if someone paid me enough. (full quote)
sugarfalls where are all the good men dead, in the heart or in the head? (full quote)
sugarfalls You know what they say, 'if you love something let it go, if it comes back, it's well... broken.' (full quote)
sugarfalls You don't know my cat. It's very demanding.'It'? You don't know if it's a boy or a girl?I respect its privacy. (full quote)
1ajas You're a handsome devil, what's your name? (full quote)
1ajas It was supposed to look like a heart attack, he was supposed to die in his sleep! (full quote)
1ajas I know a lot of you are coming back here to take stock of your lives. Here's what I think - leave your livestock alone. Kick back, relax and ponder this, 'Where are all the good men dead, in the heart or in the head?' (full quote)
1ajas I don't know, what am I going to say, 'I killed the President of Paraguay with a fork, how have you been?' (full quote)
28148 ME? GO G? ON YOU? NEVER! (full quote)
30992 (With a big goofy grin...) Workers of the world, unite! (full quote)
Crash You're a handsome devil, what's your name? (full quote)
Crash If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there. (full quote)
jmeanne 1)But I don't want to be witholding, I'm very serious about this process - and I know where you live. 2)Oh now see, that wasn't a nice thing to say. That wasn't designed to make me feel good. That's a kind of a not-to-subtle intimidation and I get filled with anxiety when you talk about something like that. (full quote)
jmeanne And now i'm left with the aftermath of that - thinking - i've gotta be creative in a really interesting way now or Martin's gonna blow my brains out. (full quote)
  1)Bing, Bing, Bang Popcorn! 2)Yeah, whatever. (full quote)
  Bob:you gonna hit that shit again blank?, Blank:fine bob how are you!!, Bob:real fuckin smart blank, lets see how smart you are with my foot up your...Blank:do you really think there is some sort of built up conflict between us? so how do you really feel bob cause it's not me you want to hit...Bob:(drunk)my words.....Blank:that's good bob let it out, Bob:i love you man, Blank:yeah buddy. (full quote)
  This is me breathing. (full quote)
  shaka- buku it's a swift spiritual kick to the head (full quote)
  DEBI Flowers. That's funny.MARTIN As long as I get the laugh.DEBI Here. Let me put these in some rubbing alcohol. (full quote)
  popcorn (full quote)
10929 You can never go home, but you can shop there. (full quote)
10929 Come on, man. He did three years at Joliet. (full quote)
beekers 1)Wow, Debbie's house. 2)Kind of snuck up on ya, didn't it? 2)No, you drove us here. (full quote)
beekers Either that guy has a new-found respect for life or he's in love with that man's daughter. (full quote)
44453 Some people say that you have to forgive and forget. I dunno; I say forget about forgiving and just accept. (full quote)
48715 They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. what am I gonna say? 'I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?' (full quote)
48715 Some people say forgive and forget. Nah, I don't know. I say forget about forgiving and just accept. And... get the hell out of town. (full quote)
48715 Oh, the reason I called... Could you find out who else is in town? I've made two spooks and a ghoul already, so if they've double-booked the job, and/or they're going to kill me, I'd like to know. If you could find that out, that'd be great. (full quote)
48715 You can never go home again, Oatman... but I guess you can shop there. (full quote)
48715 where are all the good men dead, in the heart or in the head? (full quote)
48715 A thousand innocent people get killed every day! But a millionaire's pet gets detonated, and you're marked for life. (full quote)
48715 I was sitting there alone on prom night, in a goddamn rented tuxedo, and my whole life flashed before my eyes. And I realized finally, and for the first time, that I wanted to kill somebody. So I figured since I loved you so much, it'd be a good idea if I didn't see you anymore. (full quote)
KingbobulousIII Oh my god, You're a Psychopath No! A psychopath kills for No Reason... I kill for money (full quote)
KingbobulousIII It's not me. (full quote)