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| 4119 |
You're a handsome devil. what's your name?
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1) Is there a Mrs. Mysterio
2) No but I have a cat
1) It's not the same
2) It's very independent
1) It? You don't even know what sex it is?
2) I respect it's privacy.
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| 4119 |
POPCORN!
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| 469 |
If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there.
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| 4444 |
If you want a father I'll give you a spanking
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| 4444 |
Don't kill anybody for a few days, see what it feels like
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| 4509 |
1)so is there a mrs. mysterio? 2)No, but i have a cat 1)it's not the same 2)but you don't know my cat, it's very demanding 1)it? you don't know if it's a boy or girl? 2)I respect its privacy
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| 4509 |
1)Do you have a wife in Arkansas? 2)no 1)do you wanna dance?
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| 4509 |
1)torn down in the name of convienence 2)yeah, i brokered the deal..i tried to get a family in there but UltiMart made the best offer 1)well thankyou for profiting off my childhood
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| 4509 |
1)sort of creeped up on you didn't it? 2)no, you drove us here
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| 4509 |
see now i have to be creative in a really interseting way or martin's going to blow my brains out
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| 4509 |
1)you're a fucking psycho 2)Don't rush to judgement on something like that until all the facts are in
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| 4509 |
I'll give you an answer if you give me an airplane
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| 4509 |
Dumb fucking luck
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| 4509 |
do you really believe that there is some stored up conflict that existed between us? there is no us. so who do you wanna hit man? it's not me.
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| 4509 |
so kick back, relax and ponder this. Where are all the good men dead? in the heart, or in the head.
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| 4509 |
what is this i'm feeling? Is it pain? panic? hunger? Am i hungry? Who's hungry?
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| 4509 |
Don't tease me Marcella, you know what i do for a living
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| 4509 |
Some people say forgive and forget. I say forget about forgving and just accept. And get the hell out of town
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| 4509 |
1)what would you like in the omlette? 2)nothing in the omlette, nothing at all 1)well that's not technically an omlette then 2)look, i don't want to get into a semantic argument over it, i just want the protein
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| 4509 |
And don't say do it, because i don't do it, i ingest it. On orders from my neurophysiologist...it's lethal
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| 4509 |
nice talk sugar mouth
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| 5218 |
1. Maartin. where are you? 2. Budapest 1. Ahh, city of cathedrals!
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| 5218 |
where are all the god men dead, in the heart or in the head?
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| 3378 |
You had the Nada Omlette?
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| 3378 |
1) Shoulda brought my gun. 2) what? 1) This should be fun!
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| 6885 |
As a graduate of the class of 1986, you are someone special. Remember: There is nowhere you can go that you haven't learned how to go in time--whatever the hell that means.
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| 6885 |
We could be working together again. Making big money, killing important people.
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| 6885 |
what am I gonna say? 'I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How have you been?'
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| 6885 |
A: How are-how are you? It's good to see you. You look great. How long's it been? Ten years? How long has it been?
B: Since you stood me up on prom night and vanished without a word?
A: Yeah, ten years I think.
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| 6885 |
A: I work at Kentucky Fried Chicken.
B: You do not!
A: I sell biscuits and gravy all over the south land.
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| 6885 |
A: You're a fucking psycho.
B: Don't rush to judgment on something like that until all the votes are in.
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| 6885 |
I lead a weekend men's group. We specialize in ritual killings.
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| 6885 |
A. So, what have you been doing with your life?
B. Um, professional killer.
A. Hmmph. Good for you. It's a growth industry.
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A: Professional killer B. Do you get dental with that?
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Blank: Either I'm in love with your daughter or I've found a new respect for human life. Grosser: He's either in love with that guys daughter or he's found a new respect for human life
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| 6954 |
It's been so long I forgot who gets tied up
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| 6954 |
A. Debbie Radio! B. Bobby Beamer
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| 6954 |
what if your dad comes in? You can give him an airplane.
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| clarkins |
1. You're a fu*cking psycho. 2. Doooooooon't rush to judgement...
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| clarkins |
1. Martin, where are you? 2. Budapest 1. Ah City of Cathedrals...
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| clarkins |
It's been so long I forgot who gets tied up.
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You can never go home again Dr. Oates, but evidently you can shop there.
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| 7937 |
Martin: I'm a professional killer.
David: Do you have to do post-graduate work for that?
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| 9072 |
Hey Jenny Slater. Hey Jenny Slater. Hey Jenny Slater!
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If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you... It's broken.
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This is me. . .breathing
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It's a swift, spiritual kick to the head
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Roses? How nice. Let me go put them in some rubbing alcohol.
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Ten years. Ten years, man, ten years!!! TEN YEARS!!!
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| 12271 |
1. Hi. what have you been up to the past 10 years? 2.I killed the president of Perguay with a fork, how have you been?
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| 14285 |
where are all the good men dead?
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| 4943 |
what am I gonna say? 'I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How have you been?'
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| 4943 |
Hey, if you want a father figure, I'll give you a spanking!
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| 3605 |
1) Did you go to your high school reunion? 2) Yes, I did. It was just as if everybody had swelled.
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| 3605 |
A BMW? In Detroit? That's sacrelige!
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| 3605 |
Some people say that you have to forgive and forget. I dunno. I just say forget about forgiving and just accept.
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| 3605 |
1) I was hired to kill you. But I'm not gonna do it. It's either because I'm in love with your daughter or I have a newfound respect for life. 2) That punk's either in love with that guy's daughter or has a newfound respect for life.
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| 3605 |
1) You got any ideas about how you wanna wax this guy? 2) Can't you just say 'kill'? You always gotta romanticize it.
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| 3605 |
1) Martin, I'm emotionally involved with you. 2) How are you emotionally involved with me? 1) I'm afraid of you. 2) You're afraid of me. 1) And that constitutes an emotional involvement, and it would be unethical for me to work with you under those circumstances.
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| 3605 |
1) You don't know my cat. It's very demanding. 2) It? You don't know if it's a boy or a girl? 2) I respect its privacy.
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| 3605 |
1) So what have you been doing with your life. 2) Professional killer. 2) Oh. You get dental with that?
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| 3605 |
1) You know what you need? 2) what? 1) Shakabuku. 2) You wanna tell me what that means? 1) It's a swift, spiritual kick to the head that alters your reality forever. 2) Oh, that'd be good. I think.
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| 3605 |
1) what have you been doing with yourself? 2) Professional killer. 1) Good for you. Growth industry.
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| 3605 |
1) what do you do? 2) I work at Kentucky Fried Chicken. I sell biscuits and gravy all over the Southlands.
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| 3605 |
1) what do you want in your omelet, sir? 2) Nothing in the omelet, nothing at all. 1) Well, that's not technically an omelet. 2) Look, I don't want to get into a semantic argument here, I just want the protein!
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| 3605 |
1) Don't kill anybody for a few days. See how it feels. 2) OK, I'll give it a shot. 1) No, don't shoot!
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| 3605 |
Hi, remember me? I'm not married, I don't have any kids, and I'd blow your head off if someone paid me enough.
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| 8916 |
1: so, are you married? 2: no, but i have a cat. 1: a cat? 2: you don't know my cat, it's very demanding. 1: it? you don't know if it's a boy or a girl? 2: i respect it's privacy.
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| 12519 |
MARTIN: Did you go to your high-school reunion? MARcellA: Yes, I did. It was just as if everybody had swelled.
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| 12438 |
You can never go home, but you can shop there.
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| 12438 |
chatty cathy clip your string...I don't need to hear it!
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| 12438 |
what a piece of work is man-ahh..fuck it.
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| 12438 |
the gods want you to go back home and they want you to delete someone while you're there.
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| 12438 |
its got no brain, its got no blood, its got no anima...it just keeps banging on those meaningless symbols endlessly and going and going and going...
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| 12438 |
i married him to get away...didn't like where I ended up.
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| 12438 |
you can never go home oltman, but you can shop there.
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I can't go home again Oatman, but I guess you can shop there.
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| Enginjon |
I Don't see Hollow Point Woundcare on the menu.
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this is me breathing.
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i'm a pet psychologist, i sell couch insurance. i lead a weekend men's group; we speacialize in ritual killings.
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my name's martin blank, i'm not married, don't have any kids; and i'll blow your head off if someone paid me enough.
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| 24580 |
Some people say forgive and forget. I say forget about forgving and just accept. And get the hell out of town.
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| sugarfalls |
They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. what am I gonna say? 'I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?'
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| sugarfalls |
Martin, I'm emotionally involved with you.
How are you emotionally involved with me?
I'm afraid of you.
You're afraid of me.
And that constitutes an emotional involvement, and it would be unethical for me to work with you under those circumstances.
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| sugarfalls |
Hi, remember me? I'm not married, I don't have any kids, and I'd blow your head off if someone paid me enough.
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| sugarfalls |
where are all the good men dead, in the heart or in the head?
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| sugarfalls |
You know what they say, 'if you love something let it go, if it comes back, it's well... broken.'
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| sugarfalls |
You don't know my cat. It's very demanding.'It'? You don't know if it's a boy or a girl?I respect its privacy.
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| beekers |
#1: You're a fucking psycho
#2: Don't rush to judgement on something like that
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| beekers |
#1: I'll give you an answer if you give me an airplane
#2: what if your dad comes in?
#1: You can give him one too
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| 1ajas |
You're a handsome devil, what's your name?
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1.shoulda' brought my gun.2.what?1.should be fun!
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| 1ajas |
It was supposed to look like a heart attack, he was supposed to die in his sleep!
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Debbie radio
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| 28148 |
ME? GO G? ON YOU? NEVER!
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| 1ajas |
I know a lot of you are coming back here to take stock of your lives. Here's what I think - leave your livestock alone. Kick back, relax and ponder this, 'Where are all the good men dead, in the heart or in the head?'
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| 1ajas |
I don't know, what am I going to say, 'I killed the President of Paraguay with a fork, how have you been?'
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| 10929 |
--This your Beamer?
--Yeah.
--In Detroit? That's sacrilege!
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| 10929 |
--So, what have you been doing with your life?
--Professional killer.
--Oh...You get dental with that?
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| 10929 |
--I'm a professional killer.
--Do you have to do post-graduate work for that?
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| 10929 |
listen, I got to go.
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| 10929 |
Look, I got to go.
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| 10929 |
I'm drawing a complete...blank.
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| 10929 |
It's not me.
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| 10929 |
I'll give it a shot.
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Loner, lone gunman, get it? Look at the way I dress. Why don't you become a cop or something -- at least you can have coffee in the morning with friends.
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| 30992 |
(With a big goofy grin...) Workers of the world, unite!
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| Crash |
You're a handsome devil, what's your name?
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| Crash |
If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there.
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How's your life? In progress
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| jmeanne |
1)But I don't want to be witholding, I'm very serious about this process - and I know where you live. 2)Oh now see, that wasn't a nice thing to say. That wasn't designed to make me feel good. That's a kind of a not-to-subtle intimidation and I get filled with anxiety when you talk about something like that.
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| jmeanne |
And now i'm left with the aftermath of that - thinking - i've gotta be creative in a really interesting way now or Martin's gonna blow my brains out.
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| 10929 |
555-WGPM.
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1)when im feeling quiet ,when im feeling blue...
2) can u skip to the end for me
1) ...for a while
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| 18267 |
We could be working together again. Making big money, killing important people.
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| 18267 |
I just find it amusing that you came from somewhere.
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| 18267 |
what am I gonna say? 'I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How have you been?
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| 18267 |
If you love something set it free. If it comes back to you....well, it's broken.
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| 18267 |
I freaked out, joined the army, went into business for myself, I'm a professional killer.
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| beekers |
1)Wow, Debbie's house. 2)Kind of snuck up on ya, didn't it? 2)No, you drove us here.
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| beekers |
Either that guy has a new-found respect for life or he's in love with that man's daughter.
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popcorn
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| 44453 |
Some people say that you have to forgive and forget.
I dunno; I say forget about forgiving and just accept.
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1)Bing, Bing, Bang Popcorn! 2)Yeah, whatever.
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Bob:you gonna hit that shit again blank?, Blank:fine bob how are you!!, Bob:real fuckin smart blank, lets see how smart you are with my foot up your...Blank:do you really think there is some sort of built up conflict between us? so how do you really feel bob cause it's not me you want to hit...Bob:(drunk)my words.....Blank:that's good bob let it out, Bob:i love you man, Blank:yeah buddy.
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This is me breathing.
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shaka- buku it's a swift spiritual kick to the head
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DEBI
Flowers. That's funny.MARTIN As long as I get the laugh.DEBI Here. Let me put these in some rubbing alcohol.
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| 48715 |
They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. what am I gonna say? 'I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?'
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| 48715 |
Some people say forgive and forget. Nah, I don't know. I say forget about forgiving and just accept. And... get the hell out of town.
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| 48715 |
Oh, the reason I called... Could you find out who else is in town? I've made two spooks and a ghoul already, so if they've double-booked the job, and/or they're going to kill me, I'd like to know. If you could find that out, that'd be great.
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| 48715 |
You can never go home again, Oatman... but I guess you can shop there.
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| 48715 |
where are all the good men dead, in the heart or in the head?
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| 48715 |
A thousand innocent people get killed every day! But a millionaire's pet gets detonated, and you're marked for life.
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| 48715 |
I was sitting there alone on prom night, in a goddamn rented tuxedo, and my whole life flashed before my eyes. And I realized finally, and for the first time, that I wanted to kill somebody. So I figured since I loved you so much, it'd be a good idea if I didn't see you anymore.
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| 10929 |
You can never go home, but you can shop there.
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| KingbobulousIII |
Oh my god, You're a Psychopath
No! A psychopath kills for No Reason... I kill for money
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| KingbobulousIII |
It's not me.
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