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In & Out - 1997 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
3378 There's a diner down the road. Eat something, I'm begging you. You look like a swizzle stick. It's not healthy. (full quote)
4066 (accepting acadamy award)......and he's gay (full quote)
5172 This is my Goddamn bachelor party, and I am not going to Goddamn watch--pardon my split infinitive--Funny Girl! (full quote)
5172 Think about John Wayne, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Arnold doesn't dance, he can hardly walk! (full quote)
5172 Howard Brackett is a big homo, queer, Mary, sissy man! He just came out at his big church wedding! Martha Stewart is furious! (full quote)
5172 (1) I've gotten some calls from parents wondering if, in fact, you were a ho-ho-ho-ho . . . (2) homeroom teacher? (full quote)
5172 This is my Peter, friend Peter! We just now ran into each other, here at the intersexual . . . homosection . . . intersection! (full quote)
5172 (1) All the nominees are artists. We shouldn't be forced to compete with each other, like dogs. (2) Well, I hear ya. good point. So, then why are ya here? (1) In case I win. (full quote)
5172 Be a man! Kick someone, punch someone, bite someone's ear! (full quote)
5172 Alright! I'm gay, I'm a homo. I like guys. I mean, I still do it with chicks every chance I get, and I'm totally good at it, but I hate it, and I'm gay. (full quote)
5172 (1)Do I look like a homosexual? (2)Would you walk for me? (full quote)
  1) You hate this don't you. 2) Well look at it! 1) You want to be neat. You want to be tidy. (full quote)
3378 1) Repeat after me. Yo. 2) Yo! 1) Hot damn. 2) Hot damn! 1) What a fabulous window treatment. 2) What a fabulous window treat- 2) That was a trick! (full quote)
3378 Excuse me, are we a little teapot? (full quote)
3378 I need some beauty, and some music, and some place cards before I die. It's like heroine. (full quote)
4066 1.I've seen all your movies. 2.Both of them? (full quote)
4124 She was to old for 'Yentl'. (full quote)
3378 1) People don't kiss in greenleaf? 2) NOT AT AN INTERSECTION! (full quote)
3378 1) You're a man! I'm a woman! 2) I'm gay. 1) IS EVERYbody GAY!!! (full quote)
10471 1)Repeat after me...Yo. 2)Yo! 1)Hot damn! 2)Hot damn! 1)What a fabulous window treatment. 2)What a fabulous-- 1) That was a trick. 2)Aagh. (full quote)
  stop dancing you bitch ballerina!!!!!!!! (full quote)
  First woman-My husband has three testicles! second woman-Bob! first woman-its disgusting (full quote)
12153 is everybody gay? is this a twilight zone? (full quote)
16680 1) My mom says it won't last 2) your mother's an alcoholic... (full quote)
16680 1) Are you wearing manly clothes? 2)..VERY 1) Are you, a man? 2) YEEES!! (full quote)
17692 Martha Stewart is furious! (full quote)
22202 *dancing* 1) STOP SHAKIN THAT BOOTY!!! (full quote)
23383 1) Repeat after me. Yo. 2) Yo. 1) Hot damn. 2) Hot damn. 1) My, what a fabulous window treatment. 2) My, what a fabulous... 1) THAT WAS A TRICK! (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin I need a heterosexual code red!!!! (full quote)
  Tape: Now adjust yourself. (Howard fixes his hair) NOT there... The package, man. The family jewels. (Howard finally understands and jiggles his privates a little Now grab yourself. Howard: Ugh... (grabs his crotch) Tape: Now pretend you're in a bar and repeat after me... Yo! Howard: Yo! Tape: Hot damn! Howard: Hot damn! Tape: What a fabulous window treatment! Howard: What a fabulous- Tape: That was a trick! Howard:... Grrrr! (full quote)
10929 Everything's coming up roses. (full quote)
10929 Blowin' in the wind. (full quote)
10929 I will survive. (full quote)
  Emily: I'm wearing a wedding dress THAT YOU PICKED OUT! (full quote)
  Howard: This is my Peter- my friend Peter! We just met at the intersexual, homosection... Intersection! (full quote)