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MatchMaker, The - 1997 Movie Quotes

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2407 1) I...I...I long to fax something. 2) I have a fax. 1) you do? (full quote)
evilroy #1 is being stupid like being high all the time? #2 no, It's like being right all the time. (full quote)
  So, I'm like a battery operated Mary Tyler Moore? If you flatter me one more time, I'll have to toss your pale Irish ass overboard! (full quote)
6745 Hey Patty, I'm gonna stay here and fuck these two guys! (full quote)
  1. Is being an idiot like being high all the time? 2. No, it's like constantly being right (full quote)
  Yes, I am so very Mary Tyler Moore, everyone says so, and if you flatter me anymore I'm gonna have to toss you pale, Irish ass off the side of this boat (full quote)
  A fat-ass, fatty-mcfatterton rides in this car (full quote)
  1. Hey, hey, Sean, I'm gonna stay here and fuck these two guys! 2. And you wanted to see a film? (full quote)
  1. You know what this is? A police station! 2. Yes it is ma'am. 3. STATE police STATE (full quote)
  Me leg! (full quote)
  1.Look the shit bucket' full 2. Don't be talking about the shit bucket in fronta strangers. Give it here lemme see. Oh theres room in there for at least two more goes! (full quote)
  1. Ill fix ya a cup of tea. 2. Oh, no you don't you blazen huzzy. And you comin in here at all hours of the night, with the drink on ya like a shroud. 1. I hatechya I hatechya. 2. Oh I'm getting out me belt. what? No belt? (donkey runs away) Come back 'ere wit me belt! (full quote)
  Sometimes the easy way out is the right way out. (full quote)
Rissi Don't be talking about the shit bucket! (full quote)
Rissi 1. Is being stupid, like being high all the time? 2. No. It's like constantly being right. (full quote)
  1. (gasps)Why you little slut! 2. I'm Sorry? 1. I said good Morning! (full quote)
agwendolyn life rarely goes according to one's adolescent masterplans. (full quote)
agwendolyn 1) Excuse me, Dermott O'Brien may have arranged- 2) Oh he did did he? Tell him I'm not interested! Tell him I'm gay or somethin'! (full quote)