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My Best Friend's Wedding - 1997 Movie Quotes


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2411 Love the bag,love the shoes, love everything! (full quote)
2411 Death by mini bar, how glamorous. (full quote)
2411 The misery! The exquisite tragedy! The Susan Hayward of it all! (full quote)
2411 I've got moves you've never seen. (full quote)
2411 I'm still your best friend, you just haven't seen me in awhile. (full quote)
1212 She's from New york. (full quote)
4202 He adored me for 9 goddamn years me she has known him for what like 5 seconds plus shes got billions of dollars plus shes apparently perfect so dont go feeling all sorry for miss pre-teen allure..i have to get him back George I cant lose him (full quote)
4377 Creme brulee can not be jello. (full quote)
3605 1) I'm pond scum. Well, lower actually. I'm like the fungus that feeds on pond scum. 2) Lower. The pus that infects the mucus that cruds up the fungus that feeds on the pond scum. (full quote)
4391 I say a little prayer for you... (full quote)
4391 I just flew in for a precongial visit if you catch my drift... (full quote)
4391 Love the bag, love the shoes, love everything! (full quote)
4391 I didn't tell you my dress was lavendar. (full quote)
4391 bond. Jane bond (full quote)
4391 It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy (full quote)
3605 This is my whole life's happiness. I have to be ruthless. (full quote)
  He just came in for a few hours to um...fuck me. (full quote)
  if you love someone,you say it,you say it right there,out loud.Otherwise the moment just passes you by. (full quote)
  1)well, i've changed. i mean, i've not the girl i once was. 2)any relationship over 2 weeks i should know about? 1)this is not about longevity. this is about me being comfortable with the yucky love stuff. and I am. (full quote)
  1)you've been introduced to this symphonic range of his.. 2)snoring? yeah, michael says its worse than ever (full quote)
  JUST STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME YOU BITCH!!! YOU KISSED HIM! AT MY PARENTS HOUSE! ON MY WEDDING DAY! (full quote)
  do you get nervous in small compliant spaces? (full quote)
  and whos' chasing you? nobody! got it? you are not the one! now you have a small but distinct window of opportunity to do the right thing! (full quote)
  I've got moves you've never seen before. (full quote)
  1)Actually, the way she described you, I sort of got the impression that you were...well... 2)GAY? 1)Actually, yes! 3)You see, George likes to,pretend,that he's gay. 1)Why would you do that? 2)Well, I find that it attracts women. 3)Yep, worked for me! (full quote)
5273 i just dont know what to do with myself (full quote)
  bond, Jane bond. (full quote)
5383 Oh, that's the bridesmaid. She's from New york. (full quote)
5983 It is NOT GOING WELL! (full quote)
5983 I have stolen a bread van, and I'm chasing Michael down Michigan Avenue! (full quote)
5983 George? She's toast. (full quote)
  Lets say that Micheal goes into a resturant and wants to order dessert. Ok? He orders Creme brulee. But then, he decides that he doesnt want creme brulee. What does hee want?? He wants...-Jello. Jello?? Why does he want Jello? Well, he's more comfortable with Jello. I can be Jello! NOO!! You can never be the jello! creme brulle can never be the jello!! (full quote)
6411 i'm pond scum (full quote)
3605 I love this man, and there's no way I'm gonna give him up to some big-haired, two-faced food critic! (full quote)
3605 He's got you on a pedestal and me in his arms. (full quote)
3605 It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy. (full quote)
3605 1) Crème brûlée can never be Jell-O. YOU could never be Jell-O. 2) I HAVE to be Jell-O! 1) You're never gonna be Jell-O! (full quote)
3605 Maybe there won't be marriage, maybe there won't be sex, but by God there'll be dancing! (full quote)
3605 I have done nothing but underhanded, despicable, not even terribly imaginative things since I got here. (full quote)
  Michael... I love you. I've loved you for nine years, I've just been too arrogant and scared to realize it, and... well, now I'm just scared. So, I realize this comes at a very inopportune time but I really have this gigantic favor to ask of you. Choose me. Marry me. Let me make you happy. Oh, that sounds like three favors, doesn't it? Julianne Potter My best Friends Wedding (1997) (full quote)
  You've kind of been like the woman in my life. And you've been the man in mine. (full quote)
  if u love some1, u say it. u say it, right then, out loud or the moment... juz passes u by. (full quote)
4066 1.I'm pond scum. Well, lower actually. I'm like the fungus that feeds on pond scum. 2.Lower. The pus that infects the mucus that cruds up the fungus that feeds on the pond scum. On the other hand, thank you for loving me that much, that way. It's pretty flattering. 1.Except it makes me fungus. (full quote)
8330 He's chasing her, your chasing him. Who's chasing you? Nobody! Got it? (full quote)
  Kimmy says if you love someone, you say it. Right then. Out loud. Or else the moment just passes you by... (full quote)
  1- what will he do? 2- he'll choose kim (full quote)
9841 1-He just came in for a few hours to....to uh, fuck me. 2-Takes a few hours! (full quote)
  I do bad things to good people (full quote)
10471 You're probably drumming your fingernails on the white linen tablecloth the way you do when you're really feeling down. Perhaps even looking at those nails thinking, 'God, I should've stopped in all my evil plotting to have that manicure.' (full quote)
  You don't wear pink (full quote)
10724 But it makes me fungus. (full quote)
  And he walks towards you..the moves of a jungle cat. (full quote)
  1.)tell him you love him 2.)what'll he do? 1.) he'll choose kim. You'll stand beside her at the wedding...you'll do what you came to do.....so do it. (full quote)
11442 1) Uh...hello? 2) Hello, you've been enrolled in the Obscene-caller-of-the-Month Club. (full quote)
11442 You're never gonna be Jell-o! (full quote)
11618 There may not be marriage, there may not be sex, but, by god, there will be dancing! (full quote)
7046 He adored me for 9 god damn years! (full quote)
  Putting her career on hold all to follow you around on this dumb job were you travel like 52 weeks a year to places like College Station, Texas. (full quote)
  were you jealous? - crazy jealous (full quote)
  This too shall pass (full quote)
  When you love someone, you say it right there, outloud, or else the moment just... passes you by... (full quote)
  Jules: He just came in for a few hours to um..fuck me..George: ha it takes a few hours (full quote)
  Believe me, If he was feeling what I'm feeling, he would know how I feel. (full quote)
  If you love someone, you say it, right then, out loud, otherwise, the moment just...passes you by. (full quote)
  I can be jell-o. (full quote)
beekers 1) But I thought George was...gay. 2)Well, Georege likes to pretend that he's gay! (They all laugh) 1)Why would you do that? 3)Well, I find that it attracts women. 2)Most definately. Worked for me, poppy. (full quote)
14345 And thought you sense the fact that he is...gay, like most destinguishly handsome single men of his age are...you think what the hell? Life goes on. Maybe there won't be marrige, maybe there won't be sex, but by GOD, there'll be dancing! (full quote)
14345 1)Hey, Jules, what are you doing here? 2)Michael, I need to talk to you. 1)what, you don't like the suit? 2)Actually no. (full quote)
14345 1)Well, the way you talked about George, it seemed like he was... 2)Gay? 1)Yeah. 3)Oh, well, George likes to pretend he's gay! (everybody laughs) 1)Heh heh. Uh...why would you do that? (full quote)
14740 If I didn't hate her, I'd adore her. (full quote)
14740 There's nothing annoying about it...it is vulnerable and endearing. And THAT is annoying as shit. (full quote)
14740 1) I'm better with food. You're Michael. You're at this classy french restaurant. You order...creme brulee for dessert. When it arrives, it's beautiful, it's sweet. It's irritatingly perfect. But suddenly, you realize you don't want creme brulee. You want something else. 2) Well what does he want? 1) Jello. (full quote)
14740 Ugh, what a hideous room. Oh, death by minibar. (full quote)
14740 1) Underplay. 2) Got it. Hey! I'm Jules' fiance. Just popped in for a...preconjucal visit if you know what I mean. (full quote)
14740 1) No no no, absolutely...2) Love to. Love the bag, love the shoes, love everything, love to. (full quote)
14740 1) Hello? 2) Hello...you've been enrolled in the obscene caller of the month club. 1) Hey! Beautiful! (full quote)
14345 (sining) The moment I wake up...before I put on my makeup, I say a little prayer for you! I'm coming my hair now, wondering what dress to wear now, I say a little prayer for you, forever and ever you'll stay in my heart and I will love you forever and ever we never will part oh how I love you together forever that's how it must be to live without you would only mean heartbreak for me...I run for the bus, dear, while riding I think of us, dear I say a little prayer for you...from work I just take time and all through my coffee break time, I say a little prayer for you, forever and ever you'll stay in my heart and I will love you forever and ever we never will part oh how I love you together forever that's how it must be to live without you would only mean heartbreak for me... (full quote)
14800 It's true. I kissed him. I tried to steal him. I lost. (full quote)
  Creme brulee can never be Jello, YOU can never be Jello. (full quote)
  (1)You like her, huh? (2)Yeah I like her. (1) Oh really? (2) Well she can't carry a tune but...(1)You were surprised whenI told you? (2)No. (pause) A little. I fell off the bed. (1)That explains the thump. (full quote)
  He has you on a pedestal and me in his arms. (full quote)
17767 Marry me. Let me make you happy. (full quote)
  You have been enrolled in the obscene caller of the month (full quote)
  George, I didn't tell you my gown was lavender. (full quote)
  1)And that's the maid of honor...She's from New york. 2) Ohh!! (full quote)
  (1)I think I'm going to cry! (2)Me too. (full quote)
  Doesn't anybody leave their doors unlocked? What, nobody trusts anyone anymore?! Ah, a good samaritan! (full quote)
  He's got you on a pedestal and me in his arms. (full quote)
  Kiimmaay (full quote)
20218 thing I've ever done in my entire life. So dumb in fact, I can't, Oh but I'm gonna. Michele, I love you, I've loved you for nine years, I've just been too arrogant and scared to realize it and well, now I'm just scared. So, I realize this comes at a very inopportune time but I really have this gigantic favor to ask of you. Choose me, marry me, let me make you happy, that sounds like three favors doesn't it.> (full quote)
  Michael: Thank you for loving me that much, that was. It's pretty flattering. Julianne: Except it makes me fungus! (full quote)
21468 Michael... I love you. I've loved you for nine years, I've just been too arrogant and scared to realize it, and... well, now I'm just scared. So, I realize this comes at a very inopportune time but I really have this gigantic favor to ask of you. Choose me. Marry me. Let me make you happy. Oh, that sounds like three favors, doesn't it? (full quote)
21468 I had the strangest dream. I dreamt that some psychopath was trying to break the two of you up. Luckily, I woke up and I see that the world is just as it should be. For my best friend has won the best woman. I didn't buy you a gift. But this is on loan until you two find your song... (full quote)
  Now I'd like to take you to the wedding so you can marry the man of OUR DREAMS, because he saure wants to marry you! (full quote)
  If you love someone, you say it...right then, out loud. Or the moment just passes you by. (full quote)
  J: all im saying is that, some people might find that kind of perfection -boring, day after day, year after year M: see that's what i thought at first..how can you like someone that perfect? no potential for long-range likeability..buut then she does have her few good traits.. J: such as? M: well we've got..when i hug her, even in public i don't hafta let go right away, she lets me hold her -- as long as i want --silence-- M: what? J: nothing. M: oh yeah, you and that -icky love stuff- you always get like that when it gets sentimental J: i do not!: M: okay. J: well when we were..when you and i were..when we were M: -together. J: mm hmm..well..did i..when M: -yes J: yes what? M: yes you pulled away when i tried to hug you in public J: well..ive changed, i mean i'm not the girl that i once was M: really? J: mm hmm. M: any relationship over two weeks i should know about? J: this is not about longevity, this is about..being comfortable...with the yucky love stuff....and i am =) (full quote)
  (1)You never can tell...(2) Don't go feeling sorry for Ms. Pre-teen Illonis...(3)Say a little prayer for you (full quote)
  George, she's toast! (full quote)
  Oh gosh it's the bride and the woman she'll never live up to! Are you okay honey? (full quote)
1960 There may not be marriage. There may not be sex. But, by God...there will be dancing! (full quote)
26103 bond, Jane bond. (full quote)
  Adorable choclolate covered Kimmy (full quote)
vanilla The misery! The exquisite tragedy! The Susan Hayward of it all! (full quote)
  Ive got moves youve never seen. (full quote)
24986 1) George, thank you for stopping by, I insist you stay for the rehearsel dinner 2) No, no, no- 3) Loved to! Love the shoes, love the bag, love everything... 4) But sweetheart, what about your flight? 5) Canceled! (full quote)
24986 1) But the bathroom is a swamp, he wears reeboks to dinner, he sips soup with his front teeth 2) that's a trademark move, don't touch that one 3) But he sure can kiss 4) Um..you know, it's been a while, so I'll take your word for it.. (full quote)
24986 Is Newsday a real interview, or just some cute guy you're setting me up with... (full quote)
24986 Sophomore year at Brown we had this one hot month, yeah. And, you know me, I got restless... So I get up the nerve to break his heart And he gets this... look. He says, 'I knew I couldn't hold your interest', which, of course, makes me feel like the shallow bitch I've always been... Then he says, 'But what makes me want to cry. Is I'm losing the best friend I ever had.' And I knew. I felt the same. So I cried. For maybe the third time in my life, kissed him, and we've been best friends ever since. (full quote)
24986 Michael, it's Wednesday night, you can't possibly be getting married on Sunday! (full quote)
24986 He's adored me for nine goddamn years. She knows him maybe five seconds, plus she has billions of dollars, plus she's perfect, so don't go feeling sorry for Miss Pre-Teen Illinois! (full quote)
24986 My best-friend Angelique shattered her pelvis line dancing in Abeline on Spring Break. Be my maid of honor? (full quote)
24986 It's his career, I'm supportive. Look, I've been everywhere, I've seen the world. I want to be with the man I love. That's what makes it a honeymoon. (full quote)
24986 The bridesmaids are my only two female relatives under the age of forty. Identical twin debutantes from Nashville, who are basically vengeful sluts. (full quote)
24986 Now, my husband says to scoot you over to the ballpark, so you can hang with Michael. But first, you have to meet a lot of really old women. That is, if you've absorbed enough profanity. (full quote)
24986 And when I hug her, even in public. I don't have to let go right away. She lets me hold her as long as I want. (full quote)
24986 This is my whole life's happiness. I have to be ruthless. (full quote)
24986 (MICHAEL) And I was thinking this could be our last time. Alone. Together. You know? (JULIANNE) Except for the hot affairs we'll have twice a year. (full quote)
  love to love the bag love the shoes love everything love to (full quote)
1759 1-George? What will he do? 2-He'll choose Kim. You'll stand beside her at the wedding, kiss him goodbye, and go home. That's what you came here to do, so do it. (full quote)
1759 1-It is not going well! 2-Where are you? 1-I have stolen a bread van and I am chasing Michael down Michigan Avenue. 2-You're chasing Michael? 1-Yes 2-Michael's chasing Kimmy 1-Yes! 2-Who's chasing you? NOBODY! Get it? There's your answer Kimmy! 1-NO! 2-Yes! Jules you are not the one! The wedding starts at 6, you have a small, but distinct window of opportunity to do the right thing. (full quote)
30083 1>He wants something else. 2>What does he want? 1>Jello. 2>JELLO?! Why would he want jello? 1>Because hes comfortable with Jello!! Jello, makes him comfortable. 2>I could be jello. 1> No, you Creme Brule can never be jello, YOU could never be jello. 2> I HAVE to be jello. 1> You're never gonna be jello! (full quote)
1759 She's annoyingly perfect and when I say that I mean there is nothing annoying about her perfection, it is vulnerable and endearing, and THAT is annoying as shit. If I didn't hate her I'd adore her. (full quote)
  Jules: Kimmy! Old lady: Kimmy. Jules: Kimmy! Old Lady: Kimmy. Jules: Kimmy! Old lady: Kimmy! (full quote)
  I admit it. I kissed him, I tried to steal him. I lost. (full quote)
  Some day when I'm awfully low and the world is cold, I will feel a glow just thinking of you and the way you look tonight.... (full quote)
The Raven 1)It is the duty of the best man to dance with the maid of honor. 2)Dance? You can't dance. When did you learn how to dance? 3)I've got moves you've never seen. (full quote)
The Raven 1)You're going to humiliate me, aren't you? 2)only if I can. (full quote)
10929 I Say A Little Prayer. (full quote)
10929 I Am Woman. (full quote)
10929 Louie Louie. (full quote)
10929 Do You Know The Way To San Jose? (full quote)
10929 The Way You Look Tonight. (full quote)
10929 what The World Needs Now Is Love. (full quote)
10929 I'll Be Okay. (full quote)
  i'm a dangerous criminal person (full quote)
  You're jello (full quote)
  Love the bag, love the shoes, love everything, love to! (full quote)
  Marry ME. Let ME love you. Let ME make you happy. (full quote)
  Pink, you don't wear pink. Yes, Michael. Sometimes she does wear pink. I do. (full quote)
  who is this vision. qui est cette vision? (full quote)
44895 You kissed him! At my parents house! On my wedding day!!! (full quote)
44895 #1: Were you surprised? #2: No. A little. A lot. I fell off the bed.#1: That explains the thunp. (full quote)
44895 #1: She was a vision, in pink. #2: She doesn't wear pink. #1: Sometimes she does wear pink. #3: I do? #1: Yes #3.: I do. (full quote)
44895 I wanted to shout it from the rooftops but Jules said No Punpkin No. (full quote)
44895 Let us not take the attention away from dear, sweet adorable, chocolate-covered Kimmy.Those were her exact words. (full quote)
44895 Seriously can't sing a note. (full quote)
  I can be Jell-O (full quote)
  I am a busy girl (full quote)
  maybe there won't be marriage, maybe there won't be sex, but by God...there will be dancing (full quote)
45846 I have to say this quick or I'm just gonna have this massive coronary & then you'll never hear it. Oh but you have to. This is by far the dumbest ting I've ever done in my entire life. So dumb in fact that I can't...ooh but I'm gonna... (full quote)
45846 Michael, I love you. I loved you for 9 years. I've just been to arrogant & scared to realize it. Well, now I'm just scared. So I realize that this comes at a very inopportune time. But really, I have this gigantic favor to ask of you...Choose me.Marry me.Let me make you happy.That really sounds like 3 favors... (full quote)
  I can be Jell-o (full quote)
  All right folks the bride to be is about to kick ass in a karaoke bar (full quote)
Lauren30 Michael... I love you. I've loved you for nine years, I've just been too arrogant and scared to realize it, and... well, now I'm just scared. So, I realize this comes at a very inopportune time but I really have this gigantic favor to ask of you. Choose me. Marry me. Let me make you happy. Oh, that sounds like three favors, doesn't it? (full quote)
Lauren30 It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy. (full quote)
40905 You kissed him! At my parents house! On my wedding day! (full quote)
  Julianne: Kimmy Old Lady: Kimmy (full quote)
  and I said, no pookie....no (full quote)
  You're probably drumming your fingernails on the white linen tablecloth the way you do when you're really feeling down. Perhaps even looking at those nails thinking 'God, I should have stopped in all my evil plotting to have that manicure. But it's too late now.' Suddenly, a familiar song. Then, your off your chair in one exquisid movement. Wondering, searching, sniffing the wind like a devil bear. Has god heard your little prayer? Will cinderella dance again? And then, suddenly, the crowds part, and there he is; sleek, stylish, radiant with carisma. He's on the telephone, but then so are you. And he comes towards you, the moves of a jungle cat. And although you quite correctly sense that he is -quietly- gay, like most devestatingly handsome single men of his age are, you think, what the hell, life goes on. Maybe there won't be marriage, maybe there won't be sex, but by God there'll be dancing!
(full quote)
misshillary I love you. I've loved you for nine years, I've just been too arrogant and scared to realize it, and... well, now I'm just scared. So, I realize this comes at a very inopportune time but I really have this gigantic favor to ask of you. Choose me. Marry me. Let me make you happy. (full quote)