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Pest, The - 1997 Movie Quotes


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4174 OOHHHH boost the power boost the power (full quote)
agwendolyn I just met your crazy freak of a son... no offense, alright? (full quote)
agwendolyn 1) Other fathers take their sons to baseball games, and- 2) Oh, tell it to Ricki Lake! 2) Ja, I can see it now: Nazi Fathers and Their Snake Obsessed Sons (full quote)
agwendolyn 1) You shot me! 2) You were bothering me. Besides, you're wearing a bullet-proof vest! 1) That doesn't mean it didn't hurt! (full quote)
agwendolyn 1) These jeans make me look fat. 2) No, your fat butt makes you look fat. (full quote)
  you tryed to hunt me (full quote)
5172 what are you trying to do, perfume me to death?! (full quote)
5172 (1)I want you to experience the utter ecstasy that comes from feeling the hot, throbbing force of a man's life, when it's in your hands. (2) I'm sold! (full quote)
5172 You defend yourself with a puny vial of . . . cat piss? (full quote)
5172 (1)Anything you have to say to me, you can say it in front of Malaria. (2) Anything? (1 & 3) Anything. (2) Fine. Malaria has mossy teeth, dandruff, and a fat butt. (full quote)
5172 (1) Why do they call you Fat Loser Boy? (2) I don't know. I think, 'cause I'm fat, and I never win. (full quote)
5172 (1)Don't be such a sissy! (2) I don't know if you've noticed lately, father, but I am a sissy! (full quote)
5172 Love, peace, and chicken grease. (full quote)
5172 Pest? Is that your name, or a personality trait. (full quote)
5172 I'm pretty sure her parent's are gonna understand if you just explain to them that tonight's not a good night, 'cause you're being hunted! (full quote)
5172 Oh my, Grandma, what large pores you have. (full quote)
5172 Gustav: Something is wrong. Himmel: what could be wrong? We're hunting a human being. (full quote)
5172 (1)Don't flatter me! (2) Okay, you have a big nose, your feet stink, and your mother dresses you funny. (full quote)
5172 Well, it looks like your hunt is over. I'm going back to the house before I miss Hogan's Heroes. (full quote)
5172 (1) Father, I don't want to participate in this, I think it's wrong. (2) You have to learn sometime. (1) Why would I ever have to learn how to hunt people? (full quote)
5172 Good luck to you, too. Well, actually, I take that back. I hope you don't do well at all. Now that I think about it, I hope you get violated by pig-monkey men in the woods. (full quote)
5172 (1) You and your snake obsessions. (2) If you don't like my obsession, maybe you shouldn't have locked me in a room with a snake for six weeks! (1) Are you on that again? (2) Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to bore you with the defining trauma of my life. (full quote)
6948 1)what was your snake's name? 2)Cocktoe. 1)Like the French playwrite? 2)Nin. After my two favorite body parts. (full quote)
9959 These people are all so... tiny (full quote)
  IM in the mood to scam, simpy because i can. (full quote)
10549 1:how'd you know i was a man? 2:because i could hear your gonads shakin'. you should really get some more support shorty. (full quote)
10549 ohhhhh this stuff be funky. what? you think i smell like this all the time? (full quote)
  1) Man, you suck. I mean you really suck. 2) I'll show you to a table, sir. 1) Don't show me a table, show me a way outta here! (full quote)
  yes yes, I am from far far south, everybody know it a different dialect, ita a different dialect. (full quote)
  I'm from far far south everybody know it a different dialect, it's a different dialect (full quote)
  party's are never mad ther are angry (full quote)
  Do mind if i talk to my girlfriend alone? anything you can say to me you can say infront of malaria! ANYTHING? ANYTHING!! ok . . . malaria has mossy teeth, dandruff and a fat butt!!! THESE JEANS make ME LOOK FAT! no malaria your fat butt makes you look fat!! UGH PEST!! (full quote)
13429 hunting? what are we going to hunt? well.. deer goose uh.... deergoose. ja, deergoose, it's indigeneous to my island. To the hunt! (full quote)
14477 I'm sorry I never please you!!! (full quote)
14477 AHH pet my snake, pet my snake! (full quote)
14477 All lucky charms are magically delicious (full quote)
14477 -Someone has turned me into a walkee talkee...help ME help ME! (full quote)
14477 -But if for some reason I don't make it could you start with Molaria? (full quote)
  MY REAL NAME IS PASTARIO RIVERA GARCIA ESPINOZA JUAN MARCOS NERUDA SALSA PICATE VARGAS, BUT YOU CAN CALL ME PESTARIO PEST FOR SHORT OR (SPIT IN HIS face) NOW WE EVEN (full quote)
16680 1) Pest why don't you go for a swim and just relax huh? 2) A swim?? OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVEN'T BEEN listENING! I've been swimming for the past 5 Hours!!! (full quote)
  im ridi-a-lic-olous like a booger a stick to this. (full quote)
  Quackie! what have they did'd to you? (full quote)
  -When we find him...I want you to make the kill -I don't want to make the kill...I want to be a hairdresser and write musicals -What? _ohh you would love it...sit around and tell them about how you son sits around and dose hair all day and litens to ethal murman (full quote)
  I like to boogie with my babes cruisin great. Playing 3 card money on thse crazy streets. Playing hustler pulled a scam man I'm in it. So low to the floor picked a pocket I'm a midget. Slick Shyster the pest meister living life in Miami's vice. Nah see nobody messes ith the frogs see what I'm saying now? Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah. Nice lady I'm hurting I'm hurting. i'm sexy but I'm hurting. All right all ready. I'm ridic-ulic-ulic-ious like a booger I stick to this take a whiff of this. I'm stinky-dinky hahaha 2 stinkey-dinkey hahaha. (Voodo Mambo Chili Congo) Old school beat meets the Latin freak (Voodo ambo Chili Congo) and you don't stop. (Voodo Mambo Chili Congo) nd you don't stop. Old school beat meets the Latin freak (the Pest an me sweet Mambo) and you don't quit and you don't stop. Mirror mirror on the wall who s the slickest of them all? He's the schemiest keenest scam artist. God it' so hard to be modest! Jack might be nimble but I'm a sex symbol-so quick I stole a wick from his candlestick. I'm in the mood to scam simply because I can! I'm a Latin Houdini disapear in a flash with your cash and I'm back like a genie. Hahaha Lucy I'm home. Don't do that to me Lucy! Freak to the east freak to the west freak big booties with a big chest. Yes Yes ya'll like that why certainly nah nah! Get stupid get retarted cuz the Pest will get the party started. Which way did he go George? Which way did he go?(bbbbbbrrrrr!) Funkalocious Groovilocious Atrocious (Parrot:What a maroon! AW! What a maroon! AW! What a feak! What a sucker-butt!) I'm a man of a million disguises. I'm as crazy as they make em! I shake them I break them! So scientific hate to be specific E=MC2. You still there? You multiply it, divide, slide up inside it. Blend it mix it. DAMN I'M TERRIFIC! (full quote)
  Pest: How's my girlfriend? Friend: She's got a dart in her butt. Pest: Oh good, that'll soak all the poison up. (full quote)
  Well Heil Himmel! I mean, hi himmel, hi (full quote)
  over here. okay. no, over here. okay. no, over here. okay. (full quote)
  the colour waaaalls, dom is that youuuu! (full quote)
  you;ll have to shoot me first. BANG. i cant believe you shot him! oh, hes wearing a bullet proof vest. dossnt mean it doznt huuurt. (full quote)
  i cant hear you lala la lala la (full quote)
  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. This is the most disgusting thing i have ever seen. those heads haven't been dusted in months. i'm just gonna get wet rag a dust them off for u. (full quote)
  Pest: i want some those shoes, i wants some of kakis i want a turtleneck and , u guys got guns thats it i'm notplayingtil i get a gun lalalalalala. thats it. 2: yea. Pest: this? 2:all urs. Pest: o well y dont i geta candlestick and we can all play clue i'll be coniel mustard u can be mrs.peacock (full quote)
  what a maroon! what a maroon! what a freak! what a sucker butt! (full quote)
  im stinky dinky two stinky dinky ewwwwwwwww (full quote)
  freak to the east freak to the west freak with big booty and big chest (full quote)
  I'm a latin hoodini, dispear in a flash with your cash and i'm back like a genie. (full quote)
  I from FAR FAR FAR south, it a different dialect, errebody know dat, different dialect...Eat some grits ya'll? Okay okay okay. (full quote)
  Look at me. I'm brooding, yet craving rich sauciness. (Not sure if that's right.) (full quote)
  See you later masturbater! (full quote)
  OoOoOoOhhhh, I loveded it (full quote)
  Zanta)Anything you say to me you can say in front of Malaria Guy)anyyyything? Zanta & Malarie) Anything! Guy)Fine, Malaria's got malty teeth, dander and a fat butt. Malaria)These jeans make me look fat Guy)I know Malaria, your fat butt makes you look fat (full quote)
  no hablo espanol....i am french....look at me a ruling yet craving rich susage... (full quote)
  quacky quacky my poor quacky.... (full quote)
  himmel: why does leo get all the good jobs? (full quote)
  gustav: i saw you this morning pest: you did? gustav: i guess you didn't see me. you were of course...blind at the time (full quote)
  This is chinese? I knew somethin was goin on. The constant rambling, the chopsticks, the sudden disappearing dogs! And I just thought that they were ethnic Mexicans! (full quote)
  FIRST PERSON: Malaria has mossy teeth, dandruff and a fat butt. SECOND PERSON: These jeans make my butt look fat... FIRST PERSON: No, Malaria, your FAT BUTT makes your butt look fat. (full quote)
  later masterbater (full quote)
  There is nothing common about the way I dance! (full quote)
  im very suseptable to airborne syphallises and whatnot (full quote)
  (1)BUT FATHER I WAN'T TO BE A HAIRDRESSER AND WRITE MUSICALS! (2) what? (1) OH YOU WOULD LOVE IT IF IT WERE TRUE. YOU'D TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT YOUR HAIRDRESSER SON WHO SITS AROUND ALL DAY LISTENING TO ETHEL MERMAN. (full quote)
16680 1) You all have guns.. that's it I'm not playing! I can't hear you *la lala la la la...la la* That's it? 2) Yeah! 1) That's all I get?? Well, Well why don't I get a rope and a candlestick and we can all play clue? I'll be Con. Mustard and you can be Ms. Peacock! (full quote)
applechunks 1. Why do they call you fat loser boy? 2. I dont know, I think its cause Im fat and I never win. (full quote)
applechunks love, peace and chicken grease (full quote)
Rissi Cocteau? Like the French playwrite? Nine. After my two favorite body parts. (full quote)
baha_loveee Nobody fricasees like i fricasees, I fricasee silly (full quote)