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| 3605 |
after all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not?
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And this is the hell that is my life.
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| 5150a |
I am Fartman!
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| 5150a |
I tell you, I'd love to have a stereotype like that.
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| 5150a |
I'm half negro, and Howard's half negro, and anything bad you say about negro's you say about us, okay?
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| 5150a |
This coming from a guy who's only told me to shut up about a million times.
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| 5150a |
But for this movie, you gotta suspend your disbelief.
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| 5150a |
He wanted to have a contest where we would give a toilet to the listener with the largest bowel movement. You can imagine the logistics of that.
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| 5150a |
Howard comes to Hartford and becomes the wacky morning man on WCCC. Was my voice too deep?
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| 8188 |
Kill, Kill, Kill, the whiteman... by Eugene Mamma Lockaboobooday.
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| 11971 |
Howard-But why can't I play with my puppets. Ben Stern-Shut up, you know why
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| 11971 |
women like large penis
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| 16680 |
1) I met the programing director today his name is pigvomit b/c he looks like a pig and he makes me wanna vomit.. pigvomit
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| Waar |
YOU SOILED THE SANCTITY OF MY home!
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| Waar |
You are the MOTHERFUCKING anti-Christ!
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| Waar |
You goddamn motherfuckers. You fucking waltz in her and think you know everything, don't you? Well I fucking worked my fucking ass off to get to New York city. And you sure as FUCK...ARE NOT GONNA FUCKING BLOW IT FOR ME!
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W...ENNNNN...BC
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Kenny Rushton: You violated my wife. You soiled the sanctity of my home!
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I mean these guys had rhinoceras penises
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I took a dump of a rock station, and returned it to glory!!
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I took a dump of a radio station, and returned it to glory!!
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| 39261 |
We never went to ballgames. My dad's favorite sport was yelling.
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Eugene is my pen-name because I wrote this while I was in the penn.
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Kill, kill kill the white man.
Kill him until he is dead
Kill the white man
...Thank you.
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This is hop-a-long Howie, saying I quit. I think I quit. Yeah. I quit.
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| bigclaude |
Blank a doodle doo.
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| bigclaude |
I can't say Big Cock but you can say Big Cock coming out of my mouth. That sucks!
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