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Romy and Michele's High School Reunion - 1997 Movie Quotes


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2946 Hey, if anybody needs to make a call, I've got a phone (full quote)
2946 You're a bad person with an ugly heart, and we don't give a flying fuck what you think! (full quote)
  I do drywall for her old man's construction company and this new kid....don't even know if he's mine! (full quote)
  1) I know I was a jerk although I never did fuck a sheep or my sister 2) Why not,couldn't catch 'em? (full quote)
  Twice the taste in half the time for the gal on the go. (full quote)
  Would you excuse me? I cut my foot before and my shoe is filling up with blood. (full quote)
  You look so good with blonde hair and black roots, it's like not even funny. (full quote)
  Oh my gosh I cant believe how cute I look! (full quote)
  Ok, but if you fuck with me,in any way, i will rip each and every appendage from your body, starting with your dick. Kapeesh? (full quote)
  Braindead redneck asshole! (full quote)
  (Gasp) I just get really happy when they finally let her shop! (full quote)
  This underwear is totally riding up my butt crack. (full quote)
  I'm so glad you didn't bring your big notebook with you (full quote)
4064 Yeah, for me though, it's like I've given birth to my own baby girl, you know? Only she's like a big giant girl who smokes and says shit a lot. (full quote)
4064 This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayel that is my legacy (full quote)
4305 Oh look! Post-its must be REALLY lucrative. (full quote)
3225 1) Has anybody told you that smoking can kill you? 2) No, no one. Thank you! (full quote)
  Have a Romy and Michele Day! (full quote)
4538 1) This dress excacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy. 2) Ok, I don't even know what you're talking about because of those big words (gets sidetracked removing a stray hair from 1's eyebrow) (full quote)
4538 (group of girls in unison) Hi backbrace Girl! (full quote)
4538 Mono was like the best diet ever. (full quote)
uglystars 1. Swear to God, sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. 2. Do you want to try, to see if we are? 1. what? Yeah, right, Michelle. Just the idea of having sex with another woman creeps me out. But if we're still single at 30, ask me again. 2. Okay. (full quote)
uglystars 1. So, Mi-chelle! What are you up to? 2. Actually I invented a special kind of glue. 1. Oh really? Well then I'm sure you wouldn't mind giving us a detailed account of how exactly you concocted this miracle glue, would you? 2. No. Um, well, ordinarily when you make glue first you need to thermoset your resin and then after it cools you have to mix in a Poxide which is really just a fancy schmancy name for any simple oxyginated adhesive, right? And then I thought maybe, just maybe, you could raise the viscosity by adding a complex glucose derivative during the emulsification process and it turns out I was right. (full quote)
uglystars 1. Thanks a lot Romy. 2. What? 1. Thanks for stealing my boyfriend! 2. What are you talking about? 1. Billy just broke up with me. Apparently he's had a crush on you since Mr. Roswell's class and now that he knows that you like him, he doesn't want to pretend with me anymore. My life was perfect and you ruined it! Oh! 2. I swear to God Christy, I didn't even think he'd dance with me! 3. Wow, she is really P.O.'d. This is so cool! 2. I know. It's like I had this dream where Billy was like in love with me, and he was in a wheelchair, but still, it's like it's coming true! (full quote)
uglystars 1. I'm the Mary, and you're the Rhoda. 2. YOU'RE the Rhoda, you're the Jewish one. (full quote)
uglystars 1. Did you lose weight? 2. Actually, I have been trying this new fat free diet I invented. All I've had to eat for the past six days are gummy bears, jelly beans, and candy corns. 1. God, I wish I had your discipline. (full quote)
uglystars I hope your babies look like monkeys! (full quote)
uglystars 1. You have absolutely no proof that you're cuter. 2. Oh, proof. You want proof? Ok, fine. Who lost their virginity first? 1. Oh, big wow, with your cousin Barry. I wouldn't brag about it. (full quote)
uglystars 1. Remember the prom? You got so thin by then. 2. Oh, I know. I was so lucky getting mono. That was like the best diet ever. (full quote)
uglystars You know, even though we've watched Pretty Woman like thirty-six times, I never get tired of making fun of it. (full quote)
uglystars You know, even though I had to wear that stupid back brace and you were kind of fat, we were still totally cutting edge. (full quote)
uglystars 1. I've been killing myself for eight days and I gained a pound. 2. That's impossible. Did you deduct sixteen pounds for your shoes? (full quote)
uglystars Isn't it weird when you're not friends with your friends anymore? I mean, Michele and I just fell out of touch about two hours ago. (full quote)
uglystars 1. Wanna get a room? 2. But you're married! 1. To Christie! 2. Yeah, but you have children, and you're a successful real estate developer. 1. I do dry wall for her old man's construction company, and you know this new kid, don't even know if he's mine! So, how about that room? 2. Okay. Why don't you get that room? Why don't you wash your face and take off all your clothes? And, I'll be there in five minutes. 1. Alright!!! Your fantasy is going to come true tonight. See you later! 3. Bye. 2. Now he's going to see what it feels like to wait. 3. Such a good one. (full quote)
uglystars Sandy, hi! You look so rich! I mean, great! (full quote)
uglystars 1. Michele? Now that I'm looking at this, our lives don't seem as impressive as I thought. 2. They don't? 1. Well, do you think it's impressive that we're still single, and we've been living together for ten years, and I'm a cashier and you're unemployed? 2. Not super-impressive. 1. Then, what's the point of going if we're not going to impress people? (full quote)
uglystars 1. Since you never got around to it in high school, I was wondering if you would sign my yearbook. And please don't tell me to fuck off, because it really hurts my feelings. 2. I hurt your feelings? 1. Yeah, all the time. 2. Tremendous! That's tremendous! Go get your stupid yearbook, I would be happy to sign it! (full quote)
uglystars Ow! That hurt! But it looked really good! (full quote)
uglystars what a waste of a tank of gas! (full quote)
5579 I can't find my top. (full quote)
  1)scince wehn did sandy frank have a hellicopter? 2) yeah apparantly he invented some kind of rubber or something 1)oh.....like for condoms (full quote)
  Michele: so. um, what musical are they doing? Christie: the music man; Michele: you're kidding! (sings) oh the wells fargle wagon is a..comin' down the street! - I LOVE the music man (full quote)
  I didn't even know we were voting (full quote)
  I'm the mary! you're just a pasty hag on her deathbed. (full quote)
  if any one needs to make a call i gotta phone (full quote)
  Why are you tormenting me? why don't you go f**k a sheep, or your sister, or yourself brain dead red neck asshole! (full quote)
  I feel like I've raised a baby girl except that baby is big and she smokes and says shit all the time. (full quote)
  I am America, YOU are Columbus. Discover me, Ramone, just discover me. (full quote)
  1.I think you're like, the funnest person I know. 2. Oh, uh! Me too, with you! (full quote)
  I'll dance with you!!! (full quote)
  Hi Ramon, so, Michelle and I have this high school reunion to go to , and we need to show up in a really cool car. YEEEAAA I hear that you have an sjs convertable, and that you're fixing it up. YEEEAA. SO, can i borrow your car? If I let you borrow my car, what do i get? What do you want? Oh RO-ME. you KNOW what i want. Forget it Ramon, I won't have sex with you just to borrow your stupid car. I gotta get something out of this. OKAY, close the blinds, and we'll work something out.......... (full quote)
  1. We're all happily married. 2. That's right, Christie. Keep telling yourself that. (full quote)
  Look out tuson here we come!! (full quote)
  Michelle- Well we're not the ones that got fat! Kristy- We're pregnant u half wit! (full quote)
  Oh Ramon, Oh. I'm American and you're Columbus. Discover me Ramon, discover me. (full quote)
  Wow Michele, I've never seen this side of you before, you're so bossy and domineering, I like it. (full quote)
  Toby: Oh, who can name the 50 states with me? Heather: Oh, Toby fuck off. Sandy: Heather, why can't you be more considerant? Heather: Me? Me be more considerant. You are a Jerk-Off. (full quote)
kazlam I invented post-its. (full quote)
4364 1)what?! I've been killing myself for eight days, and I've gained a pound! 2)what? Oh, did you deduct 16 pounds for your shoes? (full quote)
4745 Ooooh, Tobey! Go fuck yourself! (full quote)
4904 Come. Let me make it up to you. I have boxes of Kleenex in my limo. (full quote)
4904 Have a Romy and Michele day! (full quote)
4904 Sandy, I'm so glad you didn't bring your big notebook. (full quote)
4904 1. Michele, after all these years, you still take my breath away. 2.Thanks! (full quote)
4904 We don't even have time to make any new outfits before we go out! (full quote)
4904 1. They're as diluted about their lives as they are about that hideous clothing. 2. Actually Christy, they've got nice lines, a fun, frisky use of color. All in all I'd have to say they're... not bad. 1. Well, we still think they're ridiculous. Don't we girls? 2. Why don't you try letting them think for themselves for a change? 1. You're just jealous, because unlike a certain ball busting, dried up career woman, we're all happily married. 2. That's right Christy. Keep telling yourself that. (full quote)
4904 1. Doesn't billy look cute in his tux? 2. He does look cute. 1. Really cute. (full quote)
4904 This is so typical. Of course we are like the only ones here who don't look like we're going to a ho-down. (full quote)
4904 1. Oh I know. This town is so un-hip. I can't wait till we move to L.A.,Michele. 2. Me too! 1. Everything's going to happen for us there, and we'll never look back. 2. Okay! (full quote)
4904 1. Michele? Have you been terribly unhappy with me all these years? 2. Oh no Sandy. No. I've just been lonely with no one to talk to. 1. You miss her don't you? 2. Duh. 1. Why don't you call her? 2. Okay. (full quote)
4904 Christy, why do you always have to be such a nasty bitch!? Do you get some sort of sick pleasure out of other people's pain? Yeah so maybe we did make up some dumb story. It was only because we wanted you to treat us like human beings. You know what I realized? I don't care if you like us. You're a bad person with an ugly heart and we don't give a flying fuck what you think. (full quote)
4904 I didn't even know we were voting. (full quote)
4904 OK, I'm not just saying this but you sure picked a good one! (full quote)
4904 OK so I have nothing to wear. (full quote)
4904 Could you excuse me? I cut my foot before and now my shoe is filling up with blood. (full quote)
4904 Oh not you. I was trying to scare your little boy. (full quote)
4904 1.I can't believe how cute we look 2.This is like the cutsest we've ever looked. 1. Oh it's definitely the cutest. Don'y you love how we can say that to each other and know we're not being conceited? 2. Oh no, we're just being honest. (full quote)
4904 If you can make us the clothes, I can get us the car. (full quote)
4904 1. I gave all the guys in the service department handjobs. (full quote)
4904 Ramone quit jerking off and bring the car around! (full quote)
8042 1- Ow! Stay away from my bikini line! 2- Um, okay. (full quote)
8128 Could you excuse me? I cut my foot earlier, and my shoe is filling up with blood. (full quote)
8128 1) We're not the ones who got fat. 2) We're pregnant you half-wit. 1) Oh. Well, I hope your babies look like monkeys. (full quote)
8487 Michele: Oh yeah? Well, who lost their virginity first? Romy: Oh big whoop with your cousin Barry. I wouldn't brag about it! (full quote)
8487 1)Oooh, oh look someone's puking in the bushes! 2) (puking man comes over)hey how you guys doin'? 3) Billy Christianson? 2) Jobo? 3) The name is Romy. 2) oh right!! Romy...and Michele! Didn't you guys,like, totally have a crush on me back in high school? 1) She did. (person 3 glares at person one) 2 to 3) Wanna get a room? 3) But you're married! 2) Yeah.. to Christie. 3) And you have three kids and you're a wealthy real estate developer. 2) I put up dry wall for some rich guy. And this new kid? I don't even know if he's mine! So, how 'bout that room? 3)Ok! Why don't you get that room? Go upstairs, wash your face, and take off all your clothes, and I'll be up there in five minutes! 2) Your fantasy is going to come true...tonight. (after person 2 drunkenly walks away) 2 to 1) Now he's gonna see what it feels like to wait! 1) Ooh! Good one!! (full quote)
8487 1) Do you think that Billy would dance with me? 2) Oh, sure, i mean it's senior prom! Nobody's gonna say no to anyone tonight! 3) Michele? Since it's the last night of school and all, would you care to dance with me? Once? 2) Oh, um, no. (full quote)
8487 1) The wierdos are staring at us again. 2) They're obsessed with us! 3) I mean, where do you find outfits that hideous? 4) They made them in home ec from their own patterns. In fact, i think they're semi-interesting. (sees other glancing,shocked,at her) In a freakish, off-putting sort of way, never mind. (full quote)
8487 1) I don't beleive it. They're as diluted about their lives as they are about those hideous clothes! 2) Actually, Christie, they've got nice lines, a fun, frisky use of color....all in all, I'd say they're..not bad. 1) Well, we still think they're ridiculous, don't we, girls? 2) Why don't you let them think for themselves for once. 1) You're just jealous. I mean, unlike some ball-busting, dired up career woman i might mention, we're all happily married. 2) That's right,Christie. Keep telling yourself that. (full quote)
8487 Wow, she seemed really p.o.'d. This is so cool! (full quote)
8487 1) Thanks a lot Romy. 2) What are you talking about? 1) Billy just broke up with me. Apparently he's had a crush on you since home ec class, and now that he knows you like him, he doesn't want to pretend with me anymore. My life was perfect, and you ruined it! Hmph! (full quote)
8487 1) Hey, Christie, that Romy girl just asked me to dance with her. 2) Oh, you're kidding me. Oh, that is so pathetic. 1) Um, what do i do? 2) Let me handle this. (full quote)
8487 God, Michele, I've never seen this side of you before. You're so bossy and domineering. I like it. 2) Me, too! (full quote)
8487 1) Look, you're obviously mad at me. 2) No, no. Why should I be mad at you? Because I know now how you really feel about me! 1) I knew this would I happen. I mean, I try for once to be honest with you, and it blows up in my face! 2) You wanna be honest? Fine! Let's be honest! I let you have the ideas. 1) what? 2) Yeah, I let you have all the ideas so you wouldn't feel bad because I'm cuter. 1) You are not cuter, Michele. 2) I am so cuter. It's like common knowledge, romy. I'm the Mary and you're the Rhoda. 1) what? You're the Rhoda. Yoiu're the Jewish one. 2) Oh, my God, I am talking cuteness-wise, Romy, and cuteness-wise, I'm the Mary. 1) You have absolutely no proof you're cuter. 2) Fine. Who lost their virginity first? 1) Big wow, with your cousin, Barry. I wouldn't brag about it. 2) Ok, who gets asked to dance first when we go to clubs? No wonder you couldn't find us boyfriends, Romy. 1) Well, so what? You can't even get a job. I carry you, Michele. Without me, you'd be lost. 2) (gasps) That is such a lie! 1) OK, why don't we split up and see what happens? 2) W-what do you mean 'split up'? 1) When we get to Tuscon, we go our own seperate ways!! 2) OK, fine. 1) As of Tuscon, we're finished. 2) Well, drive fast. (full quote)
8487 1) God, sometimes I wish I were a lesbian. 2) Do you want to have sex sometime to see if we are? 1) The thought of me having sex with you creeps me out. But if we're not married in ten years, ask me again. (full quote)
8487 1) Billy Christianson? 2) Oh, no. I'm Billy Junior. 1) Oh, Billy, honey! Is your mommy home? 2) Yes, but she can't come to the phone. She's on her deathbed. 1)Romy!! Billy, honey, could you please tell your mommy that Michele Wineberger-Frink is on the phone and would very much like to speak with her. 3) No! Not until you say that I'm the Mary, and you're the Rhoda. 1) I'm the Mary! I'm the Mary!! You're just a pasty old hag on a deathbed!! (hanging up the phone) Everybody knows. (full quote)
8487 Why are you tormenting me?? Why don't you go fuck a sheep, your sister, or yourself, you brain-dead, red-neck asshole!! (full quote)
8487 1) Let's go! I'm in a hurry. 2) I'm going as fast as I can, Miss Mooney.....Mooney. Heather Mooney? From Sagebrush High in Tuscon? 2) Yeah? 1) It's Romy! Romy White! 2) You're shittin' me. 1) No! Wow, so you're driving a new Jaguar? What do you do? 2) Ever hear of Lady Fair Cigarettes? 1) The one's that burn down real fast? 2) 'Twice the taste in half the time for the gal on the go'? I invented the quick-burning paper. So, are you going to the reunion? 1) What reunion? 2) Our ten-year high school reunion in Tuscon? 1) Wow, it's been ten years since high school? God, where have I been? 2) I'm stumped. Where? 1) (laughs)I can't believe we didn't get an invitation. I mean I'm sure Michele would've told me about it. 2) Michele Wineberger? Do you live with Michele Wineberger 1) Yah. 2) Oh, I just thought she'd be married to Sandy by now. 1) Michele and the Frinkazoid, I'm sure. Besides, didn't you have a thing for Sandy in high school? 2) I didn't have a thing. (looks at the woman behind her.) I did not have a thing. (looks back at 1) I was very much in love with him. Very much in love, and there's a difference. (looks at the woman again) There's a difference. (looks back at 1) There's a difference. I have to go now. 1) Well, I'll tell everyone at the reunion you said hi. 2) Why don't you tell everyone to fuck themselves for making my teen years a living hell? 1) OK. (2 leaves, and the woman in back of 2 steps up) 3) Finally! 1) (holds a finger up to the woman, meaning 'One minute', and dials Michele's number) Michele, you will not believe who I just ran into. (full quote)
8487 1) You were right. I was a brain-dead red-neck asshole. And I never fucked a sheep or my sister. 2) Why not? Couldn't catch 'em? (full quote)
9841 Yeah, like those sales girls in Beverly Hills aren't bigger whores than she is. (full quote)
10225 Do you have a businesswoman's special? (full quote)
12242 Ok, Close the blinds, and we'll work something out. (lifts eyebrows up) (full quote)
13553 1: Oh yeah, well Danny Weller like, lodged that complaint ya know...because alphabetically he's supposed to be between us. (laughter) 2: Ok Danny if you wanna be between us you can come to Michelle's house on Friday night and we'll be waiting. 1: Then he came over and we were like 'Danny it was a joke'. 2: I know and then we turned the sprinklers on him! (long laughter) 1: Didn't he die? 2: I think so. 1 & 2: Oh. (full quote)
RaynAKADeath I have to go...away. (full quote)
RaynAKADeath 1-You know, I only paid a dollar for this tie? 2-You paid a whole dollar for that!? (full quote)
RaynAKADeath 1-243! 2...4...3! 243! Come on, Ramone! Quit jerking off and bring the car around! 2-Ro-my! you are looking hot tonight! 1-Yeah. That's because I'm sweating like a pig! 2-Well, there's an airconditioner in the service department. 1-Yeah, Ramone...that'll happen. Sorry, ma'am. He is such an asshole. (full quote)
14477 -Let's see if we can name all the capitals in alphabetical order? -Oh TOBY...FUCK OFF! (full quote)
14810 1)oh my god, i hate throwing up in public! 2) me too! (full quote)
14810 1) Fill me with you giant love wand. 2)what! no i'm sorry, i don't think so. 1)Well say something nice about my penis. 2)Oh Ramon, your penis is so powerful, i'm cumming, ok thanks get off me now. 1)what! 2)you wanted it to be believable. (full quote)
14810 1)i gave all the guys in the service department hand jobs. 2)well, while you were doing that, i taped all the nistalgic songs from high school to get us in the mood. 1) Michele... 2)Huh 1)i was kidding. 2)what? 1)you actually think i would do something like that...for a car?...ok just get in. 2)ok (full quote)
14810 1)can i borrow your car? 2)well if i lone you my car...what do i get? 1)uh...what do you want? 2)oooh romy, you know what i want. 2) oh god, forget it,i'm not gonna have sex with you just to borrow your stupid car! 2) well i gotta get something! 1)ok...close the blinds, and we'll work something out. (full quote)
14810 1)god, can you believe he just got married, like how desperate was she! 2)i know, it's like this is my husband, he disects cray fish but he has a really good personality! (full quote)
14810 1)so, Christie, in the yearbook you said you wanted Jane Polly's job, are you a big tv ancerwoman? 2)oh no, i don't even watch tv anymore. my priorities have changed since i became a mommy. can you believe this is number 3. 1)god, three kids, you much feel very tied down. 2)not at all...i feel very fufilled. (full quote)
14810 1)michelle, i was thinking since this is the last night of school and we may never see each other again, that you would dance with me, once? 2)heh, no 3)i'll dance with you 1)nah, it's it's not the same unless you really love the person. 4)ok who can name the capitols all all the 50 states! 3)ok toby, fuck off! 1)Heather, can't you be a little more sensitive 3)me...me...,e be more sensitive! you are a jerk off! 1)albuquerque 4)albany (full quote)
14810 1) i try for once to be honest and it blows up in my face. 2)honest...you wanna be honest, ok lets be honest. i let you have ideas! 1)what?! 2)yea, i let you have the ideas so you wont feel so bad becasue i'm cuter. 1)You are NOT cuter michele. 2)i am so cuter, it's like common knowledge romy, i'm the mary and your the roda. 1)that's redicuals, you have no proof that you're cuter. 2)oh proof, you want proof, ok who lost their verginity first? 1)oh big wow, with your cousin barry, i wouldn't brag about it. 2)ok, well who always get asked to dance first when we go to clubs? no wonder you couldn't find us boyfriends romy. 1)oh yea, well i carry you michele. without me, you'd be lost! 2)hhuuu, that is such a lie! 1)oh yea, well lets just see. lets split up and see what happens! 2)what do you mean...split up? 1)as on tuson, we're going our own seperate ways. 2)good...fine...i don't care 1)fine 2)fine 1)fine 2)well drive fast (full quote)
14810 1)you know what michele, you're like the funnest person i know. 2)me too! but you! (full quote)
14813 OK TOBY! F*CK OFF! (full quote)
15570 This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy! (full quote)
15570 1)I hate throwing up in public. 2)Oh my god, me too, uh! (full quote)
16701 is that an earthquake...no it's rrrrramon! (full quote)
18654 I cut my foot before and my shoe is filling up with blood. (full quote)
  only if Romy can dance with us. (full quote)
  toby: ok guys who can name the 52 states in alphabetical order? heather:ok toby...fuck off!!! sandy: heather do you think you could be a bit more sensitive? heather: me be more sensitive?...you are a JERK OFF!!!!! (full quote)
  British Armani Salesman: Um, right now, we're not accepting new staaaff. Michele: Any new what? Salesman: Staaaaf. Michele: Staaaf? Oh, staff! I couldn't understand with your big accent and all. (full quote)
  toby:hey guys!!! who can name the 52 states?!heather:ok toby...FUCK OFF!!!sandy:heather ...do you think you could be a bit more sensative? heather: me be more sensative?...you are a JERK OFF!!!! (full quote)
  toby:OK guys!!! who can name the 52 states?!heather:ok toby...FUCK OFF!!!sandy:heather ...do you think you could be a bit more sensative? heather: me be more sensative?...you are a JERK OFF!!!! (full quote)
  1. Wow, Michelle...you're looking extra lovely today. 2. Okay, see you in biology! (full quote)
  ...but in my dream I knew the formula for glue! (full quote)
  1.) Oh my god! I didn't know you were living in L.A. 2.) Well now that you know, does that mean we will be getting together a lot? (full quote)
  you are columbus and i am america, discover me ramone, just discover me!! (full quote)
  For me, it's like I've just given birth to my own baby girl, except she's like a big giant girl who smokes and says 'shit' a lot. You know? (full quote)
  Ohhhh Ramone! Ohhhh Romone! earthquakes the earth is moving! (full quote)
  hey sandy you look so rich!! i mean great! (full quote)
  ah? o ah? (full quote)
  asdfwag (full quote)
  It's like boohoo...ugh! (full quote)
  You look so good with blond hair and black roots it's like not even funny. (full quote)
  1.Yah, didn't you have a thing for him back in High school? 2. I did not have a thing! (look at random person behind her)I did not have a thing! (back at Romy) I did not have a thing! I was very much in love with him, (look back at random person behind her) very much in love, (back at Romy) and theres a difference...(look back at random person behind her) there's a difference...(back at Romy) theres a difference...i have to go now. (full quote)
  Romy: Do you have some sort of businesswomen's special? Michelle: For businesswomen. (full quote)
  Romy: Michelle, you are like the funnest person I know. Michelle: Me too... with you. (full quote)
  Hey everybody! Sandy Frank just arrived in a helicopter! Come on! (full quote)
  Ok, even though we've seen Pretty Woman like 36 times I still never get sick of it. (full quote)
  Come. I have boxes of Kleenex inside. (full quote)
  It's like, who cares? Who wants to go to town with a guy in a rowboat? (full quote)
  I'm the Mary! You're just an old... hag in a death bed! (full quote)
  My name is Romy, and I'm an alcoholic. Hi, Romy. Hey. (full quote)
  M: I think this is, like, the best we've ever looked. R: Oh, I know! Hey Michelle, don't you love how we can say that to each other and know we're not being conceited? M: I know, we're just being honest. (full quote)
  Ok Toby fuck off! (full quote)
  hello. we're business women. do you have any business woman specials? (full quote)
  Wanna fold scarves? OK! (full quote)
4904 Thanks for waking me up Romy. what a bitch (full quote)
4904 1. So I guess I won't be seeing you at the reunion. But I'll tell everyone you said hi. 2. Why don't you tell them I said to go fuck themselves from makingmy high school years a living hell. 1. Oh yeah right. (full quote)
4904 1. Michele Weinberger? Do you live with Michele Weinberger? 2. Yeah. 1. I just thought she'd be married to Sandy by now. 2. Sandy Frink!? 1. Yes, Sandy Frink! He could barely contain his erection every time she was around. Why do you think he always carried that huge notebook? 2. The Frinkazoid and Michele- I'm sure. (full quote)
4904 THAT'S Sandy Frink!? what the hell was I thinking? (full quote)
4904 Oh look there we are! And alone! (full quote)
4904 1. listen to that sad,sad music as she walks away 2. I know it's like oo-hoo ugh. (full quote)
4904 1. Ohhh romy! You are looking hot to-day. 2. Yeah, that's because I'm sweating like a pig. (full quote)
4904 Plus, I know that I could sell the shit out of your clothes. That jacket- hi- that jacket ma'am, looks great on you. And see I have this really believable way of telling people they look good even when I'm just you know (makes a face). I think she heard me. (full quote)
4904 1.maybe he's passed out in the bathroom or something. Want me to go check? 2. He's not in the bathroom, Michele. (full quote)
4904 1. God that was so rude. You couldn't help it if you had sculiosis. 2. I know. And what a bitch taking your hamburger. What was that? (full quote)
4904 1. So, are you two going to try out for the spring musical? 2. What musical are they doing? 1. The Music Man. 2. Oh the wheels for the wagon are a comin' down the street. I love the music man! 3. Yeah, sure. Why not? (full quote)
4904 1. So, you're driving a new Jaguar? What do you do? 2. Ever hear of Lady Fair cigarretes? 1. The ones that burn down really fast? 2. Twice the taste in half the time for the gal on the go. I invented the quick burning paper. (full quote)
4904 1. Oh Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. 2. You were right. I was a braindead, redneck asshole. Although I never did screw a sheep or my sister. 1. Why not, couldn't catch em? 2. I guess I deserved that. I was so miserable in high school I don't think I spoke more than two words the entire time. Plus I had this really bad stutter. Hey, you wanna go somewhere quiet where we can talk? 1. You wanna talk to me? Listen cowboy, I don't know what your trip is but is this is some kind of a sick joke- 2. What? No. 1. If you fuck with me in any way I will rip each and every appendage from your body starting with your dick. Capeshe? 1. L-l-look. I j-j-ust wanted to talk. 1. Ok. What the hell. What is your name? 2. Clarence. 1. I like your hat Clarence. 2. Thank you. 1. Pick up the pace. (full quote)
MaggieForMargaret This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy. (full quote)
10929 Just a girl. (full quote)
10929 Staying alive. (full quote)
10929 Y.M.C.A. (full quote)
10929 Time after time. (full quote)
10929 footloose. (full quote)
10929 Bad case of lovin' you. (full quote)
15570 I'm America and you're Columbus, discover me Ramon, just discover me! (full quote)
20947 1You're just jealous, because unlike a certain dried-up, overbearing career woman I might mention, WE'RE all happily MARRIED. 2:THAT'S right, Christie. Keep telling yourself that. (full quote)
21033 I invented Post-its!! (full quote)
jmoneyhomeslice Who wants to go to town with a guy in a rowboat? (full quote)
26772 It's like I've given birth to a baby...only a really big baby who wears black and says shit all the time. (full quote)
KoolKatt 'cool beans.' (full quote)
KoolKatt 'You look so good with blond hair and black roots its like not even funny.' (full quote)
34093 Hey Michelle, want to fold some scarves? Uh ok! (full quote)
36547 Im so glad you didn't bring your big notebook with you (full quote)
42152 This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy. (full quote)
47748 God, do you know how long I've been waiting to do that?! (full quote)
47748 M) I'M THE MARY AND your THE RHODA!!!!!! R) NO! I'M THE MARY AND your THE RHODA! (full quote)
47748 Michelle: Oh come on Romy, everyone knows I'm the cuter one! (full quote)
47748 Michelle: Oh yeah! Well who lost her virginity first? Huh? Romy: Yeah, big deal, your cousin Barry. (full quote)
48774 ...in my dream, I did know the formula for glue. (full quote)